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Insert Random Demographics Here. About Me: 🚺👩🏼‍💻🏳️‍🌈🐶♋️ ✊🏾 ‘Your flag decal won’t get you in to heaven anymore.’

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Putting aside the human rights aspect, taking 4 years to implement this is economically and politically dumb. This will just contribute to failed midterm reelection and forced anticipatory inflation (that old GOP standby) but if you want to lose the next election, by all means.
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JUST IN: House and Senate Democrats introduce legislation to raise the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $15 by 2025.
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@madisontayt_ I was unaware that foiled highlights and lip injections were universal indicators of ethnicity.
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@israhirsi My child got a rubber sheriff’s office bracelet at school and turned it inside out, wrote this, and wore it this way. (Also should be a “b”, she’s dyslexic.) So scary!!
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@yngfltr @cartierte @kookflvr IMO, I believe it’s because they are attempting to siphon both the ruling class ease & benefits while avoiding the guilt as well as the ability to adopt a victim mentality when beneficial. so they can avoid the emotional responsibility of both groups.
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@leftyTeach77 @barneytortola Reminds me of these “roommates”
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@IAmGodHimself69 @srslyberserk You mean like having an army of low paid wage slaves unable to find another job because the dual threat of Amazon’s retail monopoly and local/state decades long tax abatements to build warehouses has destroyed the local economy?. Yes, you’re correct.
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@himbodotgov I’ll never abandon her!
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@joeywreck @LouisatheLast WTF? Good Samaritan???. He assaulted 2 people! I don’t care if they tried to walk out with half the store, what right did he have to physically assault anyone?.
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@Theholisticpsyc The only issue with this is that is becoming increasingly more difficult to survive and thrive off of 1 income.
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@maesyn311 @mattxiv My first thought too. Like, you all have family reunions like that but didn’t invite your grandparents to your wedding ?? 🤔.And what kind of neighborhood party game is “Who married their relative?”.
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@yngfltr @cartierte @kookflvr Blending, and finally being part of a “tribe”, provides an emotionally validating experience that can become almost intoxicating. Think the Marla Singer character in ‘Fight Club’ (attending support groups for “fun”.).
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@cptcobbler @robertjamesii @willmeme4food24 @TheEpicDept I’m bad with names and he still had his clothes on.
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@MphoMoalamedi @samyaza_01 @clinton___X The way they are offended by the idea that a woman might love them for their personality. 💀.
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@TheKarnov @chrislhayes A lot of us people in rural states hate him just as much.
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@chadloder @DailyMail Gotta love that tiny handful of pills there that we have no evidence are illegal or not prescribed. while they’re all snorting rails off the back of a toilet before their screen time. 🤦‍♀️.
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@HonestUniverse @JarJarFan69 @AndreAlessi Because ‘Merica is omnipotent, if we killed people “it was justified” under the American Freedom & World Domination Treaty of 1967.
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@_____kw_ @calebsaysthings LMAO. That is ridiculous. The last AirBnB I stayed in the owner of the little cabins made homemade organic breakfast with fresh eggs from her chicken, chai muffins, and a rose in a vase and brought it right to my door.
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@justinbaragona I knew this gif would keep coming in handy when I made it.
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@shaTIRED Yeah, that girl ghosting her friend is literally the NICEST way she could have handled the situation. I could never.
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@mistresssss9 @yngfltr @cartierte @kookflvr Fully expecting the “race trader” clan to show up and kick me out of the white people club shortly. But I honestly think it needs talked about.
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@hollerella @ivadixit My God. I am having flashbacks. This atrocity must never see the light of day again.
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@DannieMarie760 @shaa_niel @ChristianJaLon @simsimmaaz What I mean is that poking holes in an entire critical movement because the slogan is “too harsh” for white people’s sensibilities. but then a celebrity uses a clearly offensive term, then lies about what she thought it meant and we are supposed to “But she didn’t know!”.
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@Meis_____ @garbagebintou I would rather be poor than shaking down the people I care about for every nickel and dime I can McScrooge out of them.
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@blixberrie She absolutely was. This kind of shady girl behavior is not at all new. Trying to keep her behavior just ambiguous enough to claim innocence when confronted. Ghosting is actually the best way to handle this, most people wouldn’t be this nice.
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@heyyitsjanea I love how people are referring to abuse and bullying as a “prank” or “challenge”. It’s gross.
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@robertjamesii @willmeme4food24 @TheEpicDept I had yes, no, no. So needed #2 to fill in the missing piece. Thank you.
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@eymmayeuh @jackpilled And many of the people forced to work right now don’t get luxuries like paid vacation or sick time off. So the choice is between dying at work or losing your job and income. Not really a choice.
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@davymax3 @runolgarun @JeremyMcLellan OMG!! Why didn’t anyone think of that?!?. Go to the job store and let them know how much you need to make to pay your bills. Have them give you another job you are better suited for, working for people who take care of you and your needs! . (PS: this is socialism).
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@Stretch1931 @BrendanKeefe But imagine the kind of uproar there would be if one of these teachers sat for the national anthem or pledge of allegiance.
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@PajaroTendero @focusfronting @RacheI_Deutsch These 3 egos in the same room would result in nuclear fusion.
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@EyelashGecko @thatsajellyfish @MaraWilson That’s awesome. If she is anything like my mom, you borrowed the entire series from her when she was done reading them.
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@marisablakely As someone who has taught 5 year olds dance… even the well parented kids tend to act like this, especially with ballet. Learning ballet is boring and repetitive and not at all well suited for the attention span of a 5 year old.
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@Relentlessbored There is no reason for this when they could literally stand in front of Walgreens with a sign that says “vaccine” and the line would form.
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@vanesnesquick @Lexual__ This was my exact thought. And then he’s gotta start head butting the window. Nothing is going to win a fight against a kangaroo.
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@jubilantsleep @pierrefleury_ Right? Like if he’s only being nice just to impress you, it’s not genuine, and he can turn it off as soon as he’s convinced you’re impressed.
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@ohblango @stevanzetti This is a common fallacy. HR exists to protect the company’s interests, not the employees.
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@punishedmother Ahh yes, how dare we forget that boobies only exist for motorboating and the Porkie’s franchise and not a legitimate biological function to sustain humanity.
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@jzux It’s funny how many of them have parents with socialized taxpayer funded jobs like police/politics/public works, or thrived under the kuxury of union protected jobs as well.
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@discoveredpath These scams just keep getting repackaged under other names. Now we just publicly trade “blank check” companies and act like they are all above board and not at all shady as it is and was known. Yes, I know not all SPAC’s are shady, but the practice is incredibly so.
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@LouisatheLast Other kids, with their fancy store bought clothes, did not appreciate the hand crafted dresses my Grandma made for us yearly. Especially the colonial style pinafore dress with a delightful Noah’s Ark print fabric. The disrespect. I hand picked that fabric too, because animals.
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@thesarahkelly This is online dating in a nutshell. “Well, this girl lives a block closer and on the first floor so I don’t have to climb any stairs. Sorry! Best of luck in your search.”.
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@neverthelessCS @redditships That’s basically what I said. “God bless this woman for making me feel better about all my crappy relationship decisions.”.
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@ask_aubry I saw this on there last night and the first comment I made was “This is definitely going to be on AskAubry tomorrow.”.
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@HonestUniverse @JarJarFan69 @AndreAlessi If you don’t believe this, you aren’t freedoming hard enough, you’re unpatriotic, you hate America, and you can go back where you came from. (I think I covered the most common justifications.).
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@roguishish @HannahLeeKidder @kaitlinfontana I have a 4 thread serger and an adjustable dress form. I’m also single. Just saying. 🥺.
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@globalerica @surlybassey Give him a can opener and a can of beans and let him learn for himself.
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@trawen87 @GKBesterfriend @LibertyTemen @Gtwy And that was a fairly average salary back then for even non college educated men. I grew up way WAY poorer than that and OP was solidly middle class, but the point still stands. This would take (2) $90K a year salaries to accomplish now, and in a low-mid COL area.
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@21_luuke @abbygov Something something “Bros before hoes”.
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@zyasiann @JohnBrownsBody2 @Kaimandante Damn, I’m so confused I can’t even type a correct sentence.
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@CreamPeachesand @GregRibbon @phoebe_bridgers This is the new “Look what she was wearing, she was asking for it.” 😒.
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@kelsangel01 @OhNoSheTwitnt It’s really sad when you realize these are our friends, family, and neighbors.
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@wildbluebeast @srslyberserk What? No. Why pay money when you can just slaughter indigenous people and take the entire crop.
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@Daphne_488 @TakedownMRAs @Lauren_Southern I could not disagree more. She largely created the MRA monster she profited off for years while the rest of us had to endure the abuse she nurtured. Then when her monster turned on her we’re supposed to feel sorry for her? Nope, hard pass. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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@KyleJamesHoward @jelani9 I’m still wondering if those tins ever actually contain cookies, or if they come prefilled with buttons, thimbles, and tangled thread.
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@ericriveracooks @jdf0109 It’s the U in “favourites” for me.
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@esjesjesj Do these guys realize it’s possible to take a shower without washing your hair?.
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@itsreneishab @CountCaleb Or gifting a full ride scholarship since it’s a publicly tax payer funded institution. How can this poor kid sleep, learn and enrich his knowledge to be successful in college when he has to worry about this. It’s awful.
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@Imani_Barbarin @shaboom Case in point…
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This is mind blowing. They're doing yoga in Tel Aviv on tops of mats with hostages' pictures.
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@lib_crusher OMG. I fucking can’t. Who can hear a child crying and screaming like that and just shrug while hurting them more. WTF?.
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@zyasiann @JohnBrownsBody2 @Kaimandante I assumed that was this was the only reasonable explanation as well.
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@corncommunist Interesting how Summers says “since the stimulus began” and not “since the pandemic began”. Seems to reveal a lot.
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@PrettyBadGyal28 @misseverywhereg Jokes are usually funny, and have a punchline. This is just gaslighting and emotional abuse.
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@redditships “The truth” 🙄 YTA. And what a horrible invasion of her privacy having some stranger watching and tracking her movements. And how awkward for the assistant forces to do it.
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@kittynouveau lolol I actually got cellulitis from a cat bite to the hand 2 years ago, and was hospitalized for 3 days on IV antibiotics, and almost had to have reconstructive surgery. I still like cats just fine. The cat was scared, I’m much bigger than he was. Jeez people.
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@_myreezy @VioletHill98 @DeeLaSheeArt It’s pretty textbook emotional abuse. Right now is the green stage
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@KingBojoII @MikeDrucker “Facts don’t care about your feelings” is my current favorite reply to these people. Try it, it’s fun!.
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@corncommunist These people never have to suffer any consequences for their actions. It’s exhausting.
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@LilWiilll @ericriveracooks @jdf0109 Sure, if you’re from Australia. Not if you’re from *checks notes* New York.
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@FeifanZ @constans @pufadepletion That’s not the point. Just because you can ostensibly “afford” something, as determined by a loan officer who’s paycheck depends on it, doesn’t mean you should buy it.
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@leftyTeach77 @barneytortola I would be happy if I had a roommate like that too. I mean who doesn’t need assistance brushing their teeth by their pantsless roommate from time to time?.
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@AZgetsMeWetter @Salty074 Basically what I came here to say, but you said it more clearly. What a burden to put on a kid.
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@Tom49102098 @chadloder When doctors stop getting paid to treat symptoms with drugs instead of providing cures.
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@DrVivien2U @OkieSpaceQueen I would love this super power.
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@theroadhoarier @polotek I’ve been there. The emperor’s new clothes routine gets old and when you don’t play along with it you become an outcast very quickly.
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@math_vet @gracefurby @Kellieherring I really hate how people do not leave any space for asking questions in good faith on this app.
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@amyis_trying @IwriteOK Asset Forfeitures should tell us all we need to know about defunding the police. They are stealing, from the people they are supposed to protect. And we still have to pay an obscene amount of taxes to pay for them to do it.
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@jkass99 😐
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@chellelaine @thegallowboob @RobAnybody2 That’s so cool though, but damn those things are destructive.
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@KellieCyorks Honestly, do useless platitudes like this ever make any some people feel good? Would anyone feel happy after receiving this?. Because shit like this makes me mad and adds to my depression because now I am tasked with managing the giver’s emotions and the labor of being polite.
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@kittynouveau It was actually my sister’s cat, and she sent me flowers in the hospital with this card attached 😂
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@grumble209 @stevanzetti This is not a reasonable solution. Yes, it works. but people also have to do things like eat and pay rent and MANY do not have they luxury of simply quitting. This is a large part of WHY they get away with it. Unionizing & collective bargaining is a far better solution.
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@greeneyedbklyn @prime_bee Wait… what? Did he leave her for 8 months AFTER she already had “their children” too???. That little boy looks at least 4. Wtf??.
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@greeneyedbklyn @prime_bee OMG, right? I was just like is this supposed to be heartwarming?. No way she had any self-esteem left after an 8 month relationship diet of microscopic breadcrumbs. Had to turn it off, it just made me sad.
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@Penguinr90 @trawen87 @GKBesterfriend @LibertyTemen @Gtwy Still own the other house? So you have income from it? Which is probably what allowed you to finance another house with a $3900 house payment at the current interest rates?? . Do you have kids? Daycare? Good luck on $125K combined salary which is still far above the median.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz @jennyagyei She’s the one who made her private business public, what did she expect? 😬.
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@HayesPope @briantylercohen Pretty hard to send well wishes to your abuser, and before anyone decides to comment. his behavior over the past 4 years IS abuse. Abuse victims are well aware what it looks and feels like you should have listened.
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@TheMcKenziest American individualism & status quo complacency.
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@RightWingCope Time to get creative and find the loopholes. And if there is one thing conservatives have taught us… there are always loopholes.
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@moorehn If this is a safe space for hating, may I speak?? Because I kinda feel the same way about her too. 🫢.
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@politklwaitress @seattletimes That’s a funny way to word vehicular assault.
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@Relentlessbored @JoeGrinstead Pretty hard to deny the self defense here. These BTB people should be angry how Trump & Friends are using and manipulating them for his own ends. He doesn’t care about you any more than the people you have been convinced are the enemy.
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@Travon @ReignOfApril People just mad because they are “forced” to be uncomfortable and consider the multitude of ways prepubescent girls are hypersexualized daily and how confusing & damaging it is to their self esteem.
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@sarahthe_nurse @peepsaregood @realgirl_fieri @CartoonsHateHer Menial winter chores 👎. vs .✨winter sports✨ . For example; shoveling snow or walking the dog in the cold vs skiing or snowboarding.
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@thejournalista I can not understand how anyone thought “reporting” on this would not be the epitome of read the room. It’s in shockingly poor taste.
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@cereal_twit @simohesays @LauraJedeed She didn’t choose to do shit. She got sent over there fed full of the same false promises all young recruits are indoctrinated with, and the dazzling carrot of college and an income. I’m sure it feels better to act above having to make hard choices, but it helps no one.
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@TheDesertDoll @Crazy_Copt Wut? Jesus. TBF, there are a lot of Americans who don’t even know all 50 states and could never find them on a map. I’m not always sure if it’s ignorance or stupidity or a combination of both. 😕.
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@SydneyBattle Was just making fun of my sister a couple days ago for these texts.
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@zachsilberberg Self-fulfilling prophecy or just meta irony? You be the judge.
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