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great lakes pan-nationalist | @thumpr333, @hazegazerrrrr, pointless animal, heavenly blue, @movershakermi | shannon’s cousin | priv: @bimbo_ebooks
Joined December 2014
“we don’t know where people are getting the coronavirus” it’s work. it’s at work. because they have to work during a pandemic. mystery solved. give me $1200.
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2020 was the year it became acceptable for customers to just straight-up murder service workers.
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You either die a goth or live long enough to see yourself become a cowboy.
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Joe Biden could win all 50 states if he just tweets “LMAOOOOO” in the next 24 hours.
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@land____shark @mayorPGH “please stay home unless you are making my monte cristo sandwiches. in the case that you are such a “sandwich artist”, go ahead and die. not my problem”.
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all seventeen-year-old girls do is park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me.
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🚨serious tweet alert🚨 . has anyone else found that this was the year you realized how profoundly disappointing half of the people in your life are.
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all these new shoegaze bands are wild. they’ll be running 15 pedals and not one of them is a tuner.
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one time i saw teen suicide open for alex g and pity sex and they were so terrible that my friend asked them if it was their first show.
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When you turn 26 in the US you lose your healthcare and are also legally obligated to stop listening to The Front Bottoms.
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I promise you, you have more in common with a drug dealer than you do with any member of congress.
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can we, as a generation of emotionally intelligent young adults, agree that behavior from when someone was around 15 or younger is probably not(in most cases) demonstrative of someone’s character many years later into adulthood?.
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@n666cebanned gotta climb the corporate hierarchy at Kohl’s so I can get access to those bottomless coffers of Kohl’s cash baby. self-fund my campaign.
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the nonbinary urge to play the worst song you’ve ever heard on the aux.
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the governor has announced that starting Wednesday you may say "fuck" to customers.
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Hardcore boys lack the onotological qualities needed to make real shoegaze. Only nerds have the innate historical energy required to make good shoegaze. All else is Reactionary Emo driven by cultural marxists assailing the Masculine and forcing jocks into appearing sensitive.
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I know it’s controversial, but I feel that with the looming collapse of the concert industry, it’s more important than ever to distinctly view DIY ethic/counter-culture as a method and not as a catch-all genre descriptor.
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@slaymaiden gonna go out on a limb and say this a review of a behavioral modification boarding school.
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I’m working overtime and having a hard time paying bills Venmo is @ jack-parsons-33 if ur feeling generous.
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it’s sad to consider how “D.I.Y.” has become totally untethered from its history as a radical, anti-capitalist method through which to build community around art and music, and re-cast as “indie” in the eyes of music press and social media.
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We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick . We need a Disney princess with a dick.
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It took liberals all of 11 weeks to go from “Defund the Police🖤” to “Elect the Police💛”.
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my heart goes out to anyone who has lost someone they love during this past year bc i am learning very quickly that being unable to grieve collectively in person is a cold, absurd loneliness i would not wish on anyone.
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what the fuck is wrong with you people. They are PIECES that belong to REESE. REESE’S PIECES.
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which one of you will be the first to complain about a five-band bill after all of this.
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what’s up with emo bands having suburban homes on their album covers.
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I desperately need to share the knowledge that I just found this man who seemingly has an infinite number of different project names on Spotify. Every project has hundreds, sometimes even thousands of songs
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every trans woman should be federally mandated a 44 magnum and a marshall full stack.
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Inside you there are two rats. One does the cooking and one does the cleaning.
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i am tired of Emo. these Bands. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their Posts.
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running up that hill bf(sisyphus), make a deal with god gf(persephone).
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PLEASE READ:. This is Eugene: he’s 67, a Vietnam Veteran, and a survivor of stage 4 pancreatic cancer. He is out of work because of Covid and having a lot of trouble finding work and paying his bills.(1/2)
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we’re coming up on a year of sustained nationwide resistance to police brutality and i think it suits the current culture that none of the emo bands who cop to the label of “DIY” seem to be able to shut up about themselves even while cops murder kids and storm the streets again.
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@umichvoter anyone speaking down to you for posting simple, hard numbers today is stuck re-litigating 2016 in their minds forever. thanks for keeping us diligently updated.
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Every other 2000s pop-rock record is a caricature of this record tbh
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It’s time we all grow tf up and admit that Coldplay and nickleback are both really good bands.
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@ you stupid motherfuckers who insist on posting photos for no other reason than to prove you were at protests.
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Being in this band taught me that music and the simple kindness of strangers can change your life a hundred times over.
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what a bizarre time we live in; where those at the absolute zenith of the music industry still feel at the mercy of an algorithm.
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breaking: president trump has declared “I’m Da joker baby” from the White House lawn.
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“you misgender me, on this; the day of my wearing my she/they earrings”.
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been pretty quiet about this but i’ve been on hrt for six months now with a combo of 60mg raloxifene + low dose of transdermal estradiol. next month i’m switching to a higher dose of E via injections and i’m really excited to finally take the plunge on transitioning more rapidly.
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starting a band in minneapolis is a gateway drug . life used to be so simple. now i’m in four bands. take this as a cautionary tale.
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I Took Lexapro And All I Got Was Brain Zaps And This Eating Disorder!.
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it is Orwellian that i cannot tell a customer to “suck me from the back” without getting fired.
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peavey amps are superior because they can literally catch on fire and rust in a wet road case for four months with literally zero consequences.
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Cut myself shaving but today is the first day I’ve felt good enough about myself to wear my bangs down!!
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when touring returns i will play guitar or bass in your band for a square meal and like $30 a day. hmu.
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The wildest thing I have learned from working sound in a small all ages room five nights a week is that there is no reason for those frumpy ass oldhead sound engineers to act like that.
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Saw Heathers for the first time last night and wanna go on record saying that I, too, would definitely blow myself up for Winona Ryder.
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Today, Joe Biden makes history as the first dead man to become President-Elect of the United States.
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In 2010 I was in inpatient mental health programs for 12 months. I was suicidal and massively depressed for years following. At the end of this decade I’ve made 3 full-length records and have hundreds of tour dates to show. if I can do anything, so can you.
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Fellow musicians! Hire me!.My resumé:.-Tens of thousands of miles of experience driving a van/vehicle w/trailer.-Highly proficient with a guitar, bass + vocals.-Experienced at selling merchandise, keeping inventory and booking.-Very proficient with Google Sheets and.-I’m nice 🥰.
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k*ll yourself if you act like this.
i don’t wanna hear y’all asking for clean water either .
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playing the biggest room i will probably ever play in detroit in december with actual legends. life is crazy
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good news is , i’m filthy rich in screamo money. the bad news is , the conversion from screamo money to real money leaves a lot to be desired.
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