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@alyraejepsen
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all this discourse is depressing let’s talk about me looking hot instead
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hot take: if you, as a legal adult, ignore every neon sign blaring "cross sex hormones will give you the characteristics of the opposite sex" at you, I am legitimately concerned about your ability to know to not run into a cartoon tunnel painted on a wall
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@alyraejepsen
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everyone pointing out that the criticism of Dylan Mulvaney's song is primarily transphobia is 100% right however at this point I'm starting to believe her agents literally hate her
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@alyraejepsen
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“firebomb a walmart” and “want to critique power” as criticisms have long since lost the plot
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@alyraejepsen
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@thefemiurge That famous penis shortening surgery you get multiple times
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@alyraejepsen
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if you think “binary” transsexuals are gender conforming and cís crossdressers are the epitome of gender nonconformity, your analysis is broken. stop and try again
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@strawbrryblurbo I don't hate euphoria s2 but it's remarkable how much better both special episodes are tbh maybe sam levinson should just make one-hour episodes about single conversations for the rest of his career lol
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@alyraejepsen
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"no one told me if I took estrogen I'd grow boobs!" you:
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@alyraejepsen
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Controversial take I guess but: - men would be worse off as a class if you abolished patriarchy - white people would be worse off as a class if you abolished white supremacy You should advocate to abolish those because they’re Wrong, not because you’ll also benefit!!
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@alyraejepsen
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every day on this stupid website someone finds a new way to say “well trans women and cìs men are pretty similar if you think about it” and i have had Enough
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“trans men can be lesbians, trans women can be gay men” ya i don’t care how anyone describes their own identity but can we stop pretending that identifying exactly how an anti-trans person would describe you is somehow this incredibly radical act
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@HerrDrFunk bitter detransitioners or extremely silly femboys, take your pick this specific time was femboys
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I’m not a radfem, but I do find it interesting how many people with otherwise immensely radical politics draw the line at radical feminism as irredeemable like the founders of the field were awful and did horrible things? yeah okay now tell me about why you’re a stalinist again
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@thefemiurge Stockpile HRT. Get all your legal documents changed that you can. Consider moving to the bluest state you can and hope all the federal laws get jammed up in congress. There’s no good solutions but it’s time to prepare
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@alyraejepsen
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@LunaFoxAD If you like you can check my replies because I am being quite catty and subtweeting here
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I have been inspired: here is Aly’s Guide to Makeup for the Dolls Qualifications: i can put together a half decent look imo
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@alyraejepsen
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@checkria the dearth of knowledge so many trans woman have on makeup makes me incredibly sad, it’s like my main dysphoria crutch
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seen a lot of people cheering this on - and yes, it does take a lot of courage to stand up to a billionaire (pls no one go do anything to this guy) - but isn’t this ceding to JKR’s premise? That trans women don’t know what being a woman means? idk i feel we can do better
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@thefemiurge I haven't heard it but I saw her explaining it and she said she was going for rebecca black's "friday" the only reason I can think of that no one stopped her is that they want to see her suffer
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@thefemiurge Many post SRS trans women are functionally indistinguishable from infertile cis women in 99% of situations. I will die on this hill
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Extremely funny but I do think it does have a causal link with the subsequent tendency of cis ‘allies’ to go “oh yeah sex and gender are different!! Sex is the real immutable thing and gender is whatever fluffy mind imagination those quirky transes have”
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I think it's really funny that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic move
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Let’s play a game: TERF or tenderqueer?
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@msvenusx meanwhile, in the replies - isn’t virulent transphobia so funny?? ha ha ha
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wow this is like tMRA transmisogyny in its purest form
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@alyraejepsen
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shortcut ideas for visually signifying a woman is trans in art that don’t involve making her look like a man: - trach scar - flag colours in background/present in art - “clocky” features in moderation that supplement the art instead of being the main focus it’s not hard y’all
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@thegreyblock @btharris93 please explain to me how you would protect this bridge from "falling apart" when a giant ship crashes into it
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I wouldn’t even necessarily agree with the original tweet - I have serious concerns about what a “revolution” actually looks like in terms of what happens to innocent people - but when the Democratic nominee is talking about a “lethal military”, leftists will object!!
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@warmandcomfy @thefemiurge I am a 24 year old woman, why are you calling me a grandpa lmaoooo
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@dysautonomian Do u think “women should be worshipped by men” is a call to reinforce male supremacy, or rather a benign female empowerment slogan? Or, rather, are you just calling trans women men for kicks?
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@fkahumxn @naifwoman @gooeybea @MIMI_ZIMA "pushing medicalization on kids" i'm sorry are you a trans advocate or a republican operative
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man, at chappell roan concert: can’t wait to propose to my girlfriend chappell roan: “when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night; with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife” man: exactly the mood I was going for let’s go
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@Hundilisse I don’t really follow Finn but he does have a trans girlfriend who, afaik, is very well liked in his fanbase? I’m not sure this is quite fair. This reel sucks though
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if you are a man complaining about the male loneliness epidemic: 1. Have you tried to befriend any of the other guys complaining about it? 2. If you don't want to do that, seems like we've found the problem
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Why am I still so mad at an 11-3-1 team for having one of those losses be against the Leafs lol
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This is one of those “nice lies” that I’ve seen a lot on the left, like that you can just tax the billionaires to pay for social programs. No! To achieve equality, some at the top are necessarily going to end up a little worse off for the net benefit of the oppressed.
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People in power aren’t just evil and stupid, they’re acting in their own self-interest, and it’s not helping any of us to pretend otherwise. IMO it’s more radical to acknowledge it goes against your own self-interest to achieve full equality, and do it anyway.
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@uncanny_eli in addition, the two differing narratives from transphobes necessarily provoke different responses! "You're just a confused kid, you don't know what you want" leads to "fuck you yes I do" near uniformly from teens, which is the primary narrative against trans boys
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fyi y'all: voice training is really not that hard - learn how to move your resonance forward (airflow/buzzing should be by the lips) - raise pitch to a comfortable level and vary it/use it to accentuate points - ditch the breathiness (it's a crutch) - lose the old voice
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@christapeterso Also “cisgender women or others” is some deft sleight of hand to subtly imply the framing of “trans ppl vs women” that GCs put forth, even though women are more accepting of trans women than men
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@anarchoboognish i think it would be nice if you didn't describe me as a TERF for advocating for women's solidarity lol feminism is not TERFism!!!
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@talia_bhatt the WIG WHY
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twitter dot com at its finest
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@LunaFoxAD No worries! It’s also about the bitter detransitioners who are shocked at having a low voice and facial hair lol
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mitch marner after losing 4 games in a row: "we're playing great, no problems" quinn hughes after a 5-1-1 road trip: "we should have won all seven" don't mean to pile on leafs fans but this is what Good Culture looks like :)
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“It was nice to see that some of the guys in here that have had really good seasons, just as good as anyone in the league, have all made it in. I’m happy to see Tocchet go there too. He deserves it." 🗣 Quinn Hughes on the #Canucks contingent heading to NHL All-Star this year.
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"Gender criticals" hate men in the same way conservatives hate pedophiles they don't and most of them probably are one
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@MissVespertine if I got this I would just lie, the form has not earned my respect
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sorry but you can’t be doing this “some trans people are luckier than others” shtick if you refuse to even try if you’re explicitly trying to deconstruct gender with your appearance, people noticing that you are trans is… what you wanted the discrimination pt is valid but cmon
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𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖊𝖇𝖊 𝖏𝖊𝖆𝖓 🥀
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by psyops
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@scawymovie oh the girl is seventeen… sweetheart needs some help :(
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@RottenInDenmark love when anti-trans people throw in the “detransitioners face stigma and scorn” and somehow totally ignore that trans people very obviously face that as well, often From Them!
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@JustJordNZ ohhh she was hella mad at me a couple days ago for saying passing is possible even if you aren't rich or lucky
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This man won’t stop proving my tweets right
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Extremely funny but I do think it does have a causal link with the subsequent tendency of cis ‘allies’ to go “oh yeah sex and gender are different!! Sex is the real immutable thing and gender is whatever fluffy mind imagination those quirky transes have”
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@focusfronting erin moriarty being in here is so crazy because what are studio executives going to do, control what surgeries their actresses can get??
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@RottenInDenmark what is really happening here is there are transphobic parents who think *any* transition of a minor is rushed, they speak to reporters who parrot that uncritically but leave out the context (because said parents are coached by anti-trans orgs)
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@epistemophagy buffalo bill was actually great representation because some trans women are non-transitioning serial killers
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@MisterRevival @kyry5 algeria, famous for allowing gender transition
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the saturation of "puppygirl" aesthetics among tgirls is just another outgrowth of the pernicious "women can't handle adult responsibilities, i'm just a girl" attitudes in the culture
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obviously I have skin in the game here, but beyond this I do think open support of gay trans men and straight trans men and women should actually be a lot more encouraged in the queer community!
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@posionedmoon why would something being inherently queer make it masculine
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@fayemikah I appreciate the sentiment behind “agab is the least important part about trans identities” but I don’t think it’s true lol, at least for binary trans people. If I was born female I simply would not be trans
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If this is the price for Lindholm then the #Canucks should promptly hang up the phone
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What is at issue here is clearly not the methods of action (neither Trump nor voting are mentioned) but rather the actual positions of the left party. Many liberals appear to believe that leftists should simply shut up and take what they get!
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if you call criminalizing homosexuality “not sharing Western frameworks of LGBTQ rights” you are homophobic
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Refusing to support heroic national liberation forces, be they in Burkina Faso or Palestine, because they don't share Western frameworks of 'LGBTQ+ rights' (frameworks routinely weaponized by imperialism against the Global South) is chauvinism and infantile idealism.
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@JustJordNZ if your approach to gender is "trans women are women because women is a meaningless word and anything gender means anything" you are not my ally and I do not want to be in community with you
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unpopular opinion but the tendency of a lot of trans accounts On Here to just lean into “yeah we’re fetish objects teehee” is horrible in fact i think a lot of you could benefit from having more hobbies that aren’t sex related
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@assignedmedia Feel it is also important to note that even *if* said girl is who Reduxx/Gaines says she is, there is precisely *nothing* to substantiate claims of unfairness. The described girl would not have gone through male puberty and thus would not even have a "male advantage" to remove
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i cannot emphasize enough how little i care if someone brings their boyfriend to chappell roan btw
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i have become so cís-coded that my trans girlfriend forgets that i am trans
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can we all take a minute to appreciate how beautiful my girlfriend is thank you good job appreciating her
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i gotta say, seeing so many people be like “hah gotcha she used the men’s bathroom!! so there was no reason to do this” is immensely bothering me. just implicitly accepting the premise that trans women using the women’s room is wrong for a cheap dunk
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if you’re in a swing state, yeah vote for Kamala. she’s better than Trump. but liberals shouldn’t pretend that they’re “just better tacticians” when it’s clearly just that they don’t care about these issues
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quick quiz for everyone: "___ is not a real transsexual. He thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect" is this a) an explanation of "ethan" in envy/desire or b) hannibal lecter discussing buffalo bill in silence of the lambs
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haven't watched envy/desire yet but the idea that the only reason someone would object to a transphobic caricature (yes, even if he's stated to not be a real tran and contrasted with other trans women) is because they think it's accurate to them is absurd on its face
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Being a feminine man: great! Cool thing to do IDing as a “femboy”: bit weird for a legal adult and hard to separate from a pretty awful culture! IDing as a “femboy” who likes being a “trap”: mmm… eat glass!!
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me, the living embodiment of the transgender craze seducing our daughters: pssst kristen try some T it sounds like you’d like it
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“I want to do the gayest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Kristen Stewart says in Rolling Stone’s new cover story. “If I could grow a little mustache, if I could grow a fucking happy trail and unbutton my pants, I would.” Read:
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taylor swift might be the straightest woman to ever exist, I have no idea why these rumours persist lol
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i just don’t get it i really dont. why is it with her everyone refuses to even listen to what she writes. Grammatically, ‘I’makes no sense. Do we all not hear ourselves? Why is it so hard to believe a 15 year old girl in country might have been closeted. She might like women.
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Many people out there seem to be operating under the philosophy that Silence Of The Lambs was not transphobic because there’s an offhand comment saying Bill is not a real transsexual, and I don’t believe they really think that
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i will never forgive you all for making me believe that farcille is actually canon and not just implied
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you would think the fact that no trans women are at the olympics would prevent people from screaming about trans people in sports for the ten thousandth time and yet
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@biggestjoel 1) coined the whole "they're weird" attack for Dems which instantly caught on 2) MN Dems have just in general been on fire passing all sorts of legislation with a slim minority (free school lunch/breakfast, paid family leave, sanctuary state for trans people)
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@watn_tarnation @lesbianwuppy zero health problems whatsoever except for the eight diseases listed in my bio and the fact that if i’m ever within 10 feet of a human i’ll die
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@thefemiurge Taking the concept of sex/gender distinction away from the allies until they learn to use it responsibly
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a cis woman, when asked by a trans woman to explain why she is attracted to underage boys:
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@thefemiurge @alyraejepsen @starson777 sure: check your privilege, stop being transphobic, excise the radfem poisoning from your brains, and stop repeating fascist rhetoric. Mmkay? Mmkay.
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@EST_EricSTaylor literally no saying "being infertile is a privilege" is a Wildly different thing then "I am scared of forced impregnation" and it's incredibly disingenuous to say they are the same. privilege is the completely wrong framework by which to view this. This discourse is insane
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The statement quoted is v shitty but idk why dissing it has to be paired with an assumption trans women don’t experience the same kinda rhetoric? Like you can call out anti-trans men stuff without doing this. Trans women are actually not privileged… in any community?
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If someone said “don’t forget your factory settings” to a trans woman, everyone would rightfully flip their shit
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@ereshkigirlboss @thefemiurge I can see someone thinking friday is camp but like agents think for a solitary minute about if you want your client to be psychologically tortured for 2 weeks please
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Whether it’s from dl Grindr guys or non-transitioning enbies or anyone in between, the net conclusion of every discourse appears to be “the trans women who are complaining should shut up and kiss me” Actually we’re people and we’re good for more than that!
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this MAN believes he should be in the changing room with YOUR DAUGHTER!!! LIKE and SHARE if you believe this is WRONG
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@NemoEntropy nemo, why do you endlessly feel the need to tell trans women they aren't seen as women seriously why don't you just stop talking about trans women, I've never seen you have literally anything positive to say about us. If you don't hate us why not just stay in your lane
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@forcedmasc @SiliconeAndBone Me, drawing a canonically stealth medically transitioning girl as Alucard Castlevania: I am so progressive
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@christapeterso “Trans activists don’t have a term for AFAB adult” is a pretty bonkers claim - you have just said the term???
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@thefemiurge Her special episode in euphoria is really good imo!!! Also hunger games was good
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@aletheia327 yes! also trans women have actually never "prevented" anyone from doing anything because we are a tiny minority with no political power
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@thefemiurge A manual one so you have to rotate your own body to use it
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envy/desire discourse is so funny because it’s like if tommy wiseau was calling everyone making fun of The Room cheating whores
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@ErinInTheMorn I see we have biological names now
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way too many people on this website care about being "valid" (meaningless nonsense) and don't seem to care about actual real things that exist. You know what actually improves trans people's lives? Getting the medical care we need.
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also though is it so hard to just draw a woman and go “also she is trans!” like some of us just look like that! shocking i know! also for the love of god stop with the dicks everyone else likes them on us a lot more than we do, on average
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every time “depiction of trans women” discourse comes up i keep getting gaslit by people trying to tell me literal men are women with masculine features, and i wish they would stop
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if you’re reading this and thinking “but aly, I’m not a stalinist and I don’t like radical feminism” great I’m not talking about you!
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@alyraejepsen
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6 months
@NemoEntropy @starson777 if a furry said "i am attracted to fictional dogs" that were literally... just dogs... then yes i would be concerned about that individual "right wing" lol as if loli shit isn't Incredibly Correlated with far right lunatics also like What About The <16 Boys Is Attractive???????
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@alyraejepsen
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5 months
“chappell roan makes music for fujoshis” no. stop typing, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done
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@alyraejepsen
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3 months
multiple people seem to think this is a terf take and i have to ask - what do you think terfs believe
@alyraejepsen
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3 months
“trans men can be lesbians, trans women can be gay men” ya i don’t care how anyone describes their own identity but can we stop pretending that identifying exactly how an anti-trans person would describe you is somehow this incredibly radical act
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