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Author of the Ruinous Reign series📚 | Adventure Fantasy/ Vampire Romance DISENCHANTED, out now. DISILLUSIONED ( #2 ) Fall 2024. #NADarkFantasy 🇵🇭🇺🇸
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@ask_aubry
This reeks of incel. Just because no woman would ever dream of carrying your child doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for someone who wants to have one
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@thegates0fmel
It’s a crime someone doesn’t just shut up and foot the bill. It sounds like she really needs it or knows someone who does. These are basic hygiene items.
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@AmberlynWhite
We simultaneously learn to minimize the painful things we’ve actually been through that we might initially feel numbed to as a coping mechanism. 🥲
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@ReelingThespian
@theshenners
This casting is absolutely not okay. Yes I wholeheartedly feel she should not be cast bc she’s white passing. You’re telling me they couldn’t find a dark skinned kanaka maoli woman in all of my home state???? Bffr
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@oldenoughtosay
Us when we hang out or play dnd with our polyam friends 😂 oh three extra eyes on our little gremlins? Sweet. It takes a village for sure, and i admire my best friends’ village.
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@DrewAfualo
I think he doesn’t understand that you could do ten pushups with him on your back lmaoooo
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@lvamsgatthebeep
Hope she also broke up with her friends who said he was just being playful.
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@shutupshealea
I hope the Krakens get heat for it too though bc their marketing team fed into it for a while, right?
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@AmberlynWhite
When I met my massage therapist for the first time she touched my shoulders and gasped
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Looking to commission a spicy scene; send me or tag your fav artists 🌶️⚔️
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@qarloscuiapo
You hate us when we weren’t taught the language, you hate us when we represent our heritage abroad. Do you know how many American Filipino companies print the flag on jumpers and tshirts, or have flag tattoos? It’s everywhere. Why are we just hearing of this now?
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@SCBUD
@chescaleigh
Based on your post that says veterans’ homelessness matters before that of refugees, I’m going to assume you’re so unserious now bro
Not your word, not your community, end of story.
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Looking for fantasy illustrators who can do fantasy adventure covers 🖤
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@feelmyhelpcomin
My mom says “don’t all women think other women are hot??” and then starts naming off all the peopke she had crushes on, celebrities and including her NEIGHBOR, when i tell her—as I’ve always told her, —that i’m bisexual. Like, no mom… lmao 😂
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@InternetHippo
@bhavya_reads
Two truths and a lie was the worst. I made them all outrageous lies with just one plausible, awkward one.
I broke my neck once falling out of a tree
I once pet a polar bear
I’m only in this class because admission said i had to
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@DrewAfualo
Oh he pulled the medical/ mental health/ daddy issue tag AFTER making fatphobic comments and internet came for him 😂😂😂
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@dreamsofskies
My private catholic school made us read the law of attraction book and I was terrified of my own thoughts for years. 🥲
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@moniza_hossain
He’s gorgeous, knowledgeable, a bit of a know-it-all at that—and charming. I love him lol
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@StorySorcery
It’s so telling that they’re letting this fall louder on a Black woman and a misunderstanding on their own part, than the actual author in the wrong. I’m astounded. I’m sorry.
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@jordanbseltzer
The way she names all those other settings like fantasy set in those times/ places would be groundbreaking. YES, THOSE ALREADY EXIST LMAO GO FIND THEM
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@poetastrologers
Pisces. I juggle multiple friend groups but am transient in all. When I’m overwhelmed i disappear for three months, then pop up one day like HEY! Let’s get coffee/ play games 😂
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@ask_aubry
I love how he equates running a tight ship at home and keeping kids fed (breastfed or not) to a support role, incapable of making executive decisions.
Silly lil man lmao
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I get so angry when I’m just expected to “know what to do” but when someone tells me what to do i roll my eyes so hard
AuDHD people are sooo funny because they simultaneously REQUIRE externally-provided structure in order to function properly, yet they HATE being told what to do
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It’s here! My vampire romance-quest fantasy, DISENCHANTED, is available on Audible. Feeling very thankful and proud; thank you
@KrysJanae
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@zachjvo
, and
@ElysianNightfal
for being so talented and bringing my world to life.
#booktwt
#audible
#audiobook
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@FountainPenDiva
We would not have been able to get this far without Black innovators, educators, and resistance.
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@AmberlynWhite
YES. Omg I was ultimately sent to a physical therapist for 8 weeks and the dude laid me on the table and sat on one side of me for half 15 min each with his elbow in the ligament on the front of my shoulder until I loosened up
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I despise the "I would never..." parents. They don't understand what it means to have an auADHD child and how common eloping is. It is terrifying. There is no feeling like it when your heart immediately drops because your toddler is out of your sight. Big yes to these.
The litmus test for whether I will accept your advice regardless of whether you are a parent or not depends on how you feel about these.
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@myonnaslibrary
Taylor reminds me of the girl in high school who could not for the life of her stay single 🥲😂 leave this man and his beautiful wife alone lmao
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@CRVNE_eth
What about my reply indicates that 1) I do not know the meaning of “beggar” and 2) am part of a demographic that makes me ignorant of the term?
What demographic is that? Please explain in full sentences.
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They have been married for 25 years
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And just reminding people that married people get abortions, too. I will have one next week.
We need abortion grief awareness, but we will struggle establishing that care when this personal decision carries a stigma of so much shame, and in other states, legal consequence.
Sending love to all of the doctors, nurses, clinic staff, doulas, clinic escorts, volunteers & advocates who work tirelessly to ensure people are able to exercise their right to abortion. 🌺
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90% of writing romantic fantasy is writing things that make you swoon, 5% making yourself laugh, 5% putting things on the page that make you kick your feet so hard you demolish your toes on a table leg
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Disillusioned will release in print, ebook, and audio on October 8th!
I know this date is going to piss people off but just a reminder—I send ARCs to anyone who asks, okay?! Signup sheet coming soon. 🥀
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@CRVNE_eth
I’m glad you understand that! So, in the same vein, shorthand also sufficed in my reply, in which “beggars?” was the full sentence. It seems you might have an issue with context, or noticing that I might’ve said it with a mighty scoff.
These are known as Sentence Words.
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@XiranJayZhao
One of them gave me a character sheet template to go off of and one day I wrote one for each major character. Idk if they used it, but my book had so many different accents and they both crushed it 😂
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Lilac and Piper 😂🖤
Art by AcetalDigital
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I hate being an author sometimes
Because after two and a half years of my characters dragging me through the mud, what do I do now? Wait patiently for my edits back? Reintegrate myself into society? Play video games, read for myself?
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My oldest living relative passed last year, she was my grandma’s great aunt and lived to a whopping 106. Never married, never had kids, drank a Dr Pepper and ate fried fish every day.
Remember—they have to stigmatize us bc we are happier without them
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No one should have to white knuckle their way through any relationship for the sake of a baby. My mom did for two years and she was cheated on, verbally abused, he killed her kitten, and was at the bar or “working late” on my birthdays/ family holidays. There’s better out there.
yo what the fuck is with couples who get divorced within the first two years of their babies life, lowkey that should be illegal
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Oh my goddddd I'm never posting about asking for an artist again lmfao I got like 3 legit replies (thank you!!!) and the rest are just idk
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This goes without saying but absolutely no AI please.
Looking for fantasy illustrators who can do fantasy adventure covers 🖤
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@faera_lane
All my grandma’s cats were named after food items. Mochi, pancake, kiwi, Vienna (named after Vienna sausages)
Ours is Sugar Pop🥹 surely no one takes actual issue with this lmao that is so unserious
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Thank you!
Well done to Disenchanted (A Lay of Ruinous Reign: Book One) by
@alchemyblooms
Congratulations – you are through to round 2 of
#BBNYA2024
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The writer // the first page
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You can just see the woman on the right’s been through some things 😂 i look simultaneously haunted and unbothered
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I never want to read the word “anus” in a romance, it will immediately take me out of the story
Now what the hell is this lmaoooo can this author go away
(posted in booktok baddies on fb)
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My daughter today: mom thanks for taking me to get my haircut but i think I’d like to go home now.
Me: you don’t want to get lunch? Or go to the library?
Her: we have books at home. And you can always DoorDash it.
😂🖤 she’s just like me i fear
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The internet needs a satire literacy course
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I hate my hair that long but oh well
WHAT IS YOUR MOST VENUS PICTURE OF YOURSELF????? 💜
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Holy shit not to jump ahead of myself but book 3 has a title
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@shaTIRED
To get into an Ivy League school even that score isn’t enough on its own. Did he participate in student body? What extra curricular did he have? Community work?
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When you marry someone, you marry their family, too. Obviously situational, but if their family is active in their lives, meet & get a feel for them first so you know what you’re walking into. And if there IS animosity, pay attention to how your partner handles that.
Please.
Women who are married ,give piece of advice to girls who are yet to be married . It can be about anything
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It looks like I’ll start drafting a new adult fantasy series soon, then (don’t worry, I’ve started the third Runious Reign book’s draft 0)
But holy HELL. Entangled!?!!!
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I’m studying this young man to be a better, more temperate communicator. The moment someone begins with this demeanor I instantly match energies. When someone interrupts me I speak through them 😂
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My family has historically shat on its creatives, but DISENCHANTED has had 22,000 downloads from Jan to now and I’ve been accepted to Romantasy Con and the Romancing the Craft workshop, and my baby cousin is playing the Do Lab stage at Coachella. 🤷🏽♀️ I think we’re doing okay.
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I’ve never wishlisted something so fast
Farming vampires! 🦇💜
We’re happy to announce that we finally released a new demo, right in time for the Steam Farming Fest! In this demo we introduce new crops, a farming questline and a delightful fishing minigame! 🐟
Be sure to join our Discord and post your farm! 🌾💜
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31 this past March
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A moving neighbor gifted me a plant and didn’t tell me what it was or how to water it
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Excited to help reveal the stunning cover for A CRUEL THIRST: an irresistible YA romantic fantasy following a fledgling vampire and a headstrong vampire huntress who must work together—against their better judgment––to rid the world of monsters.
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@montoyasangel
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