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Karlstan Vance

@KarlstanV

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Trying to create my world by writing clever words. Author of short stories and random things.

Joined October 2020
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7 months
I Just Want To Feel The Ghost Of You Once More #crowcalls #imnotapoet #poetrytwitter
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It’s my birthday! Feeling pretty good for 48. #WritingCommunity
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Picked these up at a yard sale. Idk, might stop the destruction of the universe later.
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Do you say yes sometimes because you don’t want to deal with the fallout of saying no?
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I’m a board game fanatic. What is your favorite? Ps. I don’t believe that monopoly is a real game.
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All the best people are weirdos
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Demographics of new Twitter followers : Bot Bot Sales Bot Sales Bot Cool person Bot Bot Bot Bot
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Do you ever just spontaneously sing out “suddenly Seymour “? No? Just me?
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Not to brag, but I wrote more on Twitter than on my WIP today. #WritingCommunity #writing #amwritingfiction
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Confession- I haven’t seen the Barbie movie. Should I?
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It is my balloon day
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What is something hard to do at your age?
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Moment of vulnerability. I’m on my weight loss journey and at the early stages. I don’t post a lot of pictures that show more than my face, but this is my first progress post. Down 11 lbs and a little over an inch on my waist.
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Writer question - do you have other artistic outlets outside of writing?
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What’s it look like in your head?
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You wake up in the middle of a strange forest and you don’t know how you got there. What do you do first? *asking for a friend
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What percentage of the pictures on your phone are selfies?
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X is a weird place. You can find S*x B*ts, weirdos, creeps, and other unsavory folks… but then you can also connect with a few good people anywhere in the world and really get to know them a little. Shout out to the real ones. You make it fun to be here.
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If you could only have one song lyric as your life motto, what would it be?
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If you had unlimited funds, would you rather travel most of the time or stay home most of the time?
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From where do your stories come? Do you have a go to brainstorming method? #WritingCommunity #amwriting #Writer
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Okay. Today we settle it once and for all: white lights or multicolored lights?
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What’s the closest thing to magic in your world?
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Do you even get the lyrics of a song you don’t like stuck in your head for days and it slowly drives you mad? Just me….cool, cool, cool, cool.
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My son graduates college today. I am so proud of the man he has become.
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I just signed you up for open mic night. What song are you singing?
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What is something that is socially acceptable but that you find disrespectful?
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Secret to success on Twitter/X: Be a decent person and interact with other decent people in a decent way.
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What fiction book have you read that transcended mere story and became a work of art? #WritingCommunity #Writer #amwriting
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How much time per day do you prefer to be alone? (Key word is prefer)
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After being on Twitter for a while now, I have realized - I’m not the weird one. (Looks in your direction)
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So this is 50 I guess…
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Writer question - do you have a favorite type of pen?
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Would you rather be able to sing like your favorite singer or look like your favorite actor/actress?
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Can I make a confession…. I don’t believe I have ever had a crepe.
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Writer question - do you write every day?
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What is something you wish would last forever?
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I went outside. There were people there. Ew!
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Writer question- do you use a notebook anywhere in your process?
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Wait a minute….y’all are real?
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Ran out of coffee this morning. Is this how the apocalypse starts?
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What is something you can do repetitively and never get bored?
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On a scale of leaky hose to Fort Knox, how good at you at keeping secrets?
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Interested to see how far these messages go. How many states and countries can I get a hello from?
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Writer question - what beverage goes best with creative writing?
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Down 23 pounds. Still a long way to go, but this is encouraging.
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What are you reading right now? Would you recommend it?
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Im kinda glad I’m not normal.
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Can I ask a question as a person who is always calm and somewhat in control? Is it ok to freak out now?
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What do you miss most about childhood?
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Do you like routines or do you like things to constantly change?
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Do you listen to music or other background noise when you read? I listen to instrumental, Fantasy music or like ambient coffee shop tracks .
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Ok, today is going too well. Let’s see if we can shake it up. Star Wars or Star Trek. You can choose only one.
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Are you ever sorry you asked a question on Twitter?
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Rewatching Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch - I love this show still
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Would you consider yourself tech savvy, tech literate, or tech adverse?
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What is your favorite comfort horror movie?
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I’m beginning to think Twitter is distracting me from writing.
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Has anyone made it back off your blocked list? Or are they always gone for good?
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Writer question - what is the theme of your current story?
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Writer question - do you write your best stuff when you are happy or sad?
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Writer question - do you use mood boards, sketchbooks, or any other tools to keep your visual inspiration while you are writing?
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Sometimes I wait a few minutes to like your post so I don’t look like a stalker who is on here every minute of the day.
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This little lady wanted to say hi.
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Writer question - how many pages is your outline (0 for pantsers)
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Which do you like less - dishes or laundry?
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Do your stories have happy endings?
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Have you ever almost posted something and the reread it like “Am I really this aggressive or just hangry?” I’m hangry…Delete.
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Writer question - do you have a personality trait that is common across most of your villains?
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News flash - I love attention In other news - I’m an introvert and if I get attention, I will not know how to handle it.
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Writer question- what is your favorite physical feature to describe when writing your characters?
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@Sophie_Bowns Or anywhere in public.
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Lots of new followers. Here’s a post to get to know me: 🔵 Almost 50 (yes I’m old) 🔵 Happily married for 24yrs 🔵 My wife is not pictured often, but she is awesome 🔵 My kids are not pictured but almost grown - empty nest in 8mo 🔵 I write dark fantasy (aiming for really dark)
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I’ve decided only to be completely serious on this account from now on.
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What does intimacy mean to you?
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I have to be honest. I’m an old man and I only understand about 40% of what y’all are talking about. I’m just going to stay mid with no cap about it I guess.
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Are you the entertainer or the entertained?
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Don’t anyone breathe, I just went over 5k (until the bots unfollow) Seriously, y’all are awesome.
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I remember back when people saw my posts. Those were the good old days.
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Is your main Twitter goal personal or professional?
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Do you have a favorite movie director?
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Anybody got big plans for the eclipse today? Or is it just another day? *still have my fingers crossed for mole people apocalypse
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Heading out for the evening. Will you guys promise to behave?
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Twitter makes me feel like I have been asked to sit at the cool kids table. Can someone pass the salt?
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Twitter Bake sale - what are you making?
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It’s the last few hours of the weekend. How are you spending yours?
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Writer question - do you always write in the same spot or do you like variety in locations?
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Just so you know, this is what I look like when I tweet.
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Just so you know, this is what I look like when I tweet. It's equal parts 🤷‍♀️😅
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Giving Monday the side-eye
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Do you realize how funny a mediocre looking guy has to be to get popular on this app?
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Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Today I’m wearing a coat inside my office. This is why I have trust issues.
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There are a lot of tribes on Twitter. I’m glad I found you guys. You are my people.
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I am at almost 5k followers! You guys are so amazing! But, I really want to know what is taking the other 8 billion people so long?
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Today’s three step plan: 1. Coffee 2. Grocery 3. Do as little as possible the rest of the day
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Here is my actual mug for today
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Twitter has taught me that I’m an introvert in any format. #WritingCommunity #writerslife #amwritingfantasy
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Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
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Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
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If you are not a catfish, drop a pic. A recent one!
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If you are not a catfish, drop a pic. A recent one!
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Is change easy for you?
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