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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
Saw "3rd mainland bridge is so free this morning" on my TL, and i jumped on the road. I was already in 47mins congestion before i rechecked the tweet. Na person wey don japa tweet am
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Got caught in the trend and posted your madam, now you cannot go back to those DMs
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
no wokeness, no political correctness. Just pure undiluted madness. love it
@gotties_sensei
mr pepe julian onziema
4 years
football twitter is definitely one of the most problematic parts of twitter💀💀💀💀-
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
This you ?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
You did not eat kankan You are just a rude child with zero regard for your parent
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
This Erica babe fine o
@mrmacaronii
Mr Macaroni
3 years
Erica, For this Lagos?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Werey be like masquerade Eleribu omo
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@adettoun
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2 months
Is that Valking guy the best fifa player in lagos.. Abi na just hype
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
You go dey banter Ronaldo, and next thing baba go tear net
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Grateful for another year Big Alhamdulilahi !!
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
Can't come for my job when i'm the one training it
@maziibe_
Ibe
2 years
AI is coming for your job.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
@ItzOlah I and my team members all got a samsung tablet from our unit head in december 2018
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 months
Still puzzles me how some ardent followers of abrahamic religions are able to reconcile their faith with modern feminism
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
@teddi_speaks Omo... He get one werey wey dey call-out to me every single morning. God bless you o @yorubad_boy
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
We are already going through alot There is no need to create more panic. The video is does not involve any forceful conversion, neither is it even from Nigeria
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@realFFK
Femi Fani-Kayode
3 years
Boko Haram and ISWA forcefully converting people to Islam in the parts of Niger state that they have captured, conquered, occupied and flown their flag. This is happening just two hours from Abuja! I warned you!
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
flutterwave + paypal means flutterwave merchants can now receive payments via paypal....abi ?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
8 years
You cant rush God
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
@The_Nifemi Lmaoooo "The way ti won shey do mi ni idokudo" killed me
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
@chidi_stella @samCodeNg Sea rejected him Abi his mom's prayer is worker
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
@LazyWrita Borrow what you can afford to dash and never ask or dnt borrow them at all
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
My bus got ambushed by robbers just before carter bridge. The driver really saved us, man drove through the potholes on the road even as the side glasses were been shattered in our faces
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
Lmaoo Agbaya niyin sir
@maziibe_
Ibe
5 years
Alright Salamalekun.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Everybody that can work from home should continue. And companies might have to work from 9-3pm. If you no fit reach house in 5hours, na you sabi o
@King_Blacq
Alhaji Baby Boy🖤
4 years
Company that is wise wouldn't make their workers resume. Cause when will you leave office and get home 8?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
Who be that one wey shoot fence 😭
@the_Lawrenz
Alabi
1 year
Alabi skills, tackles and near-assists. 1080P. Generational wealth of talent.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
@dinDolapo Lol She is Adekunle's gf What did you expect ?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
11 months
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@savagekizz
Amala Tourist/Ambassador 🧩
1 year
White is such a classy color. Let's see you on white outfit or anything.🤍🤍
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
There is nothing related to football that Iniesta does better Zidane
@Drwhales_
Wale •🦉
3 years
Lowkey, Iniesta is a better dribbler than Zidane
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
Losing either of your parents or both is one of the hardest experience you may inevitably go through in this life
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
This is nice. I should try this hair thing
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Complaining about someone doing to your madam what your madam does to people. 😂😂😂
@a_nickabugu
cannonball
4 years
Segalink has incited a mob against Kiki Mordi. People are throwing vile and aggressive words at her, threats, doctored tweets, all based on the mere words of someone we know to have LIED repeatedly. Hero worship is a disease.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
"Does man think We shall not gather his bones?" "Yea!' We are able to make complete his fingertips" I always ponder on these verses. Thinking of how fingerprints are unique to individuals and how many billions of it God would restore at the go of a word. Incredible
@hant_qudeee
Dee_Dee❤️
1 year
The whole of Suratul Qiyaama is scary 🥹😭
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
@Neyostar01 @BOOOMBGUY Still better than both
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
3 years later, and that girl is still a minor. Arrest that man for rape
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
The distance between your table and the restroom is long enough for someone to trigger your babe's release clause
@iam_YCee
ZAHEER!
3 years
You at W bar and you’re letting your woman take that long ass walk to the bathroom all by herself? 🌝🌝🌝😂😂😂
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Isale Eko women are the rich ones Some do not even have man
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Letter seats, panoramic roof, nice kaftan >>>>>
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
That Teni girl go de do like wizkid. If you like drag her till tomorrow, she wnt see it
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Lol. Most times it is just what it is, comic relief.
@MrOkeke_
Femi
4 years
Idg why people are acting like there is a lie in this tweet. If e sure for you create a 'funny' muslim video where the imam was preaching.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
@heisneron That was what i thought when i saw the tweet
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
Many of us are going through shit. I feel close to the limit of my mental strength
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Need to constantly remind your self that you can't rush God. Also, appreciate your little wins while chasing the next milestone
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
Lmaaaaaaaooooo Me when i win millions on bet9ja
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
@FootballAdictt Shockwave from the impact of his other leg on the ground
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 months
Cooked her with a high degree of emotional intelligence 🌚
@jjkfan24289813
JJKFAN242
4 months
@m3n3ater if you hate yourself you prob think everyone else hates you too. Same principle, if you cant love yourself how can you expect others to love you. Anyway id suggest some therapy.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Wiz go sha make sure say chow dey
@geoanthoony
Daddy Geehoe
3 years
Wizkid & Buju backstage 😂
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 months
Wetin you mean say he no graduate ? You off am ?
@_MrZanga
⚓DadiJay⚓ 🇳🇬
5 months
I intentionally endured 10 slaps from someone back then in unben Ekosodin. But he didn’t make it to graduation. Silence can imply many things.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
Remember when Neymer propelled Barca to the greatest comeback in UCL history and Messi took almost all the credits 😂😂
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
This is actually better than keke. Whatever politics they played with people's source of livelihood is what we do not like.
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5 years
- Okada Ban: Keke sized mini car spotted in Lagos.
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@adettoun
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@mfundolujiva1
Mfundo Lujiva
6 years
6 months from now you can be in a completely different space, mentally, spiritually and financially. Keep working & believing in yourself! 💯
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
Burna still dey PH that time, dem never even kill Soboma
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ThugLife💯
1 year
Wizkid Superstar Album launch 2011
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
For most people it takes 2 weeks, to start regretting not leaving earlier
@TobyofLagos
Toby Ibn Yeshua ✝️.
2 years
Japa twitter, your eyes usually clear up after 3 months when the abroad excitement is over. Then you realize that you are only working to pay rent, light, water and phone bills. Then you start questioning why you resigned from Access bank. Lastly, u hate n blame Buhari for all.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
Exactly The Unis would now have autonomy to dictate what fees they want to charge Good thing is that ASUU strike would be a thing of the past
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Kelvin Odanz
1 year
This student loan scheme Tunubu just signed simply means subsidy for Tertiary education will be removed.Anyone that wants to go to school should prepare their 100k (minimum) per session/semester or queue up to obtain Tunubu student loan. Those in charge will make money.NIRSAL 2.0
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Some naija boys dey run black market fuel for UK. Police don carry 6 of them
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
@_lifeofzain @Kolamide Lmaooo What the actual fuck
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 months
@OfficialHaryor Na wetin i dey see for SM
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
Dem tell you na
@NTANewsNow
NTA News
1 year
BREAKING: PRESIDENT TINUBU SUSPENDS EMEFIELE FROM OFFICE AS CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has suspended the Central Bank Governor, Mr Godwin Emefiele, CFR, from office with immediate effect. This is sequel to the ongoing investigation of his office and the
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@adettoun
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2 years
Dnt know what exactly agbakan means, but i say it everytime 😭😂😂
@_Taaooma
MONKELE
2 years
Ilorin people correcting kids like:
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
As far as the UCL is concerned, no player is greater than Ronaldo
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 months
I assure you, there are more successful ladies,who lead successful organizations, are fearless in their work, and do not struggle in their personal lives and relationships.
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Uncle Tony
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I know a number of successful ladies,who lead successful organizations and they are fearless in their work,but they struggle in their personal lives,going through divorce,some with failed relationships and some going through therapy Is this success when it costs you mental
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 month
My first job in lagos was managing a set of useless riders. Everytime you ring them, it is "manager i dey bonny camp" Are you soldier ? Wetin you dey find for bonny camp
@sledge_baba
Oṣóyínká 🪔
1 month
The amount of dispatch riders that gathers at bonny camp side and chevron under tree with people’s packages is all you need to know that vendors are really not the problem sometimes. It’s those devils. They gather there to drink and chill😂.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Even me wey be boy, na kidd i go choose
@jaden_austine
Jay🤎
4 years
I hate the pity party that will happen today because Erica chose kidd. Mr nice guy Twitter will not let us hear word.
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@adettoun
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6 years
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6 years
@zumrudaaa May Allah continue to strengthen you
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
Everybody dey complain Date go reach, you go see dem dey post table for snapchat
@tosinolaseinde
Olúwatósìn Olaseinde
2 years
Asake’s Concert Flytime Fest 2022 ASAKE VVIP TABLES ZONE A- 10M ZONE B & C - 8M ZONE D- 4M ZONE E & F - 3M VIP 70k 10 per table
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
It is easy to get to Ghana, to remain there is the problem
@SenComforter
Usen ✍🏾
4 years
You don’t need Visa to enter Ghana o. ABC transport takes 15 to 16 hours to reach Ghana. Just have your passport
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
May you not die before you meet your helper..and may your helper not die before you meet him/her
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
Lmaooooo ffs
@maziibe_
Ibe
5 years
When you see people saying they wish they can go back to their childhood because adulthood is hard but you can’t fully relate..not that your adulthood is not hard o but your childhood no fresh at all. Why you wan go back to hawking plantain?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
I blocked a slap from my dad and held his hand. At that particular moment, i knew i had fucked up 😭😭😭
@zhurg_
Lord Scummander rtd
6 years
What did you do to get the worst beating of your life?
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
@AfroVII I dnt like this Osags guy He doesnt know the difference between constructive criticism and brazen disrespect
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
Reminds me of when i was playing COD ghosts at home. My mom walked in and said i was too old for "computer games". Some minutes later she was showing me the enemies hiding on the train
@ItzOlah
Uchiha
4 years
People: Video games are for kids, you are a grown ass man The video game:
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: And a man? a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up, and he does it. Because he's a man - Gustavo Gus Fring
@KidBold
Paul.🇳🇬🇬🇭
1 year
You are first above all things, a provider. It’s a thankless job. Always provide first, moan and complain later.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
8 months
Do not invalidate people's experience, man. I have an aunt that was stabbed in the eye by some of her neighbours during the Kaduna crisis. My aunty na muslim o I do not know what religion those terrorist bastards follow, but it is sure not the same islam i practice
@OgbeniAyoola
Fatteh Hamid, MON
8 months
“My hatred for Islam” “My fear of Muslims” and all the nonsense you’ve all been saying. My mother, who’s a Christian and her family grew up around General Hospital, Jekadafari, Gombe State, where I also lived and not one attempt at her life nor any of her family members who are
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
Let's play
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
Females decide whether or not they ll fuck you from the first few times they see or interact with you
@royzkingin
ROYZ
5 years
Do girls ever just meet a guy and think to themselves “damn! This guy is so fine, i just wanna fuck him?”
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
😂😂😂
@Alex_Houseof308
Four-eyed Edo Boy™
4 years
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
Anybody you call your "friend" wey japa wey no tell you, definitely does not rate you
@Yemihazan
YH
2 years
The day my supposed close friend Japa and I got to find out on his WhatsApp status, I knew that shit dey pain, feeling betrayed as a result is justified..
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
7 years
May your family never be the clog in the wheel of your success
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
You need to watch "drag me to hell"
@Yanga_Co
Yanga
6 years
Imagine you throw a stone at your friend then it hits an old woman, immediately she picks it up and puts it in her bag... What would you do? 😕😏
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
He is not so different from Tom Cleverly
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
Liverpool vs Barca Mancity vs Ajax Tottenham vs Manutd Juventus vs Porto Remember this tweet
@MisturBets
MisturBETs
6 years
So We Have Four English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Clubs In #UCL Quarter-finals For The First Time Since 2008/2009. Is It Coming Home This Time?
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2 months
July
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
Somebody you ll give a dirty slap. One guy tried it with me inside balogun market, i held my pockets and gave him this terrible look. Baba just disappeared into the crowd
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Ibrahim
5 years
@Abdvlkarxxm @DhabonaJob Lol Would choose samsung over both
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
The amount of robberies around lagos. God save us
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
6 years
De Gea is that keeper that guarantees you extra 15points each season
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1 year
He ll fold thanos in 60 seconds
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
3 years
Nah You will be surprised at how much these people mind their business
@Naiyoopumpey
Pumpey
3 years
I hate apartments like this, everyone will be in your business 😐
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
4 years
What is my business with Sweety and Quavo ? E je ko fucking danu
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7 years
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
2 years
'POV: you are the only gen z in your polling unit'
@oluwatofunmii_
Tofu Tomato 🍅
2 years
‘Come with me to go vote’ ‘A day in my life as a first time voter’ ‘GRWM: Election Day edition’ ‘Story time: How election went in my polling unit’ Nigerian TikTok is going to be on fire this weekend.
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@adettoun
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3 years
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid - Albert Einstein
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
1 year
There is no universe i choose halaand over this guy
@Cerebrone
Slake
1 year
Lol.
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
5 years
O jewa ke eng; the legend
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
5 years
Just got verified, omg😭😭😭
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@adettoun
Ibrahim
8 years
To Allah we are all equal bt not the same
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8 years
This is Herrera destroying Kante in almost all stats that matter. Bt chelsea fans wont lets hear word
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Ibrahim
24 days
Need Rashford to be free from this rubbish
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@FotoNugget
SarkinFOTO
10 months
Your November in four (4) frames: Let’s go!!! 😊
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@mvccido_szn
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8 months
january dump ?
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