I’ve been thinking about this babe on TikTok who said she knew it was time to end things with her boyfriend because he said/did something and she thought ‘my future husband wouldn’t say that to me, wouldn’t speak to me like that, that’s not the love story I want to tell my kids’.
Us reconnecting after a really painful breakup, telling each other we love each other (still 😅) a few weeks in, then eventually getting engaged a year ago, and 5 days later getting married will definitely always be my favourite love story. God restored and I’m grateful. 💙
Jo Malone paid people in NY to carry empty branded shopping bags to spark FOMO. Red Bull littered bins outside clubs with empty cans, so people would think that’s what was sold in the clubs.
It’s called Walking The Dog Marketing, and I’m intrigued.
‘Come with me to go vote’
‘A day in my life as a first time voter’
‘GRWM: Election Day edition’
‘Story time: How election went in my polling unit’
Nigerian TikTok is going to be on fire this weekend.
Look at us demanding for change. Indomie generation, Big Brother generation, ‘it’s only phone they know’ generation, ‘bad gang’ generation. 😍😍. Love to see it.
#SarsMustEnd
Gbagada/Bariga/Somolu confuses me. You can be on a street in Somolu and your next left is in Gbagada and your next right is in Bariga. Take another turn and you’re back in Somolu.
We talk a lot about this thing but this is actually unfair and scary. We have a generation of children who are not eating well because of Buhari’s economy.
Chowdeck, Jumia food, Glovo, Ubereats. Access to junk food has never been easier in Nigeria. There is a high chance that we would approach the UK level of overweight and obesity(about 63% of the population) in 5-10years time. We are currently at 42% FYI.
If Paul were still alive, he would have written to RCCG a million times. There’s something wrong with your church when corrupt politicians feel comfortable going there because they know there’s nobody to confront them. Every shady politician has some connection with you. Ahn ahn.
In this in one tweet, you’ve called the reason for their behaviour a big lie. You’ve said they’re cowards who lack communication skills. You’ve preemptively assumed that they’ll apologize in cowardice. You still don’t see why people don’t want to confront you?
I actually really dislike non-confrontational people because of their lack of good communication skills and how manipulative they can be. They’ll tell you they’re not confrontational because they don’t like wahala but it’s a big lie. They’re cowards who don’t like to face issues
People have been asking the church to take a stand all weekend against thuggery and tribalism.
Radio silence.
People announce they’re leaving the church. They suddenly found their voice to tell them they’re not important. LOL.
Project manager is such a fraudulent job. Lmaoooo your job description is to make sure other people do their job. I'm sorry but that's just a made up role for niggas to earn bar.
‘I hate this cooking conversation’.
‘Feminists should talk about something else asides cooking’
A thread of men killing their wives over food. 🙏🏾
1. Enugu man allegedly kills pregnant wife over food
Stop naw. You know why we’re taking the heat. It’s not about the presidential election. It’s about the gubernatorial election in Lagos state. We’re too old to be lying to ourselves naw. A ti dagba naw. Agbalagba ni wa naw. We can’t keep being dishonest about these conversations.
90% of Nigerian ladies including married women and single mothers are into hook up, and 85% of them are working class.
In the next 5 years hook up will be the highest-paid job for females
Something needs to be done
Why do hookups?
Who started this?
How did we get here?
The irony of an Igbo musician releasing a song titled…MC Oluomo. Like there’s not a whole video where he’s threatening your people and warning ‘Mama Chukwudi’ not to come out to vote. Make it make sense please.
WHERE IS THE OLUOMO IN YOU?
WHERE?
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE WHATS YOURS OR AT LEAST GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BEFORE YOU GIVE UP?
IS YOUR BLOODLINE WEAK?
WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?
STEEL OR PAPER?
GO OUT THERE AND TAKE WHATS YOURS.
MC OLUOMO DROPS AT MIDNIGHT
#MCOLUOMO
I bathe myself in the river of efficiency this week. All my tasks are ticked off and all my goals are met. My brain works at full capacity. I come against panic and anxiety attacks. IJMN.
Those barbershops are where your domestic staff cut their hair. The canteens are where your drivers, security guards etc eat daily. But the sight irritates you so
#SecureIkoyi
. 🤡
The hill I'm sleeping on. Nobody is that busy. To send a short text? To have a quick 1-minute call? To block out an hour or two on their calendar for 'you and me' time?
They’re not shocked. The largesse never touch their hand, that’s why. They’re not shocked, they’re pained that some people are cashing out while they’re shouting ‘Akanbi, Akanbi’ for free.
If you know you live in a relatively secure environment, come out and vote! Do it for those who are scared to come out in other parts of Lagos! There are places thugs know they must not reach.
Ikoyi, Lekki, Gbagada, Magodo, UNILAG, come out and vote!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
So, my people, I have another big announcement 🙏🏿
—
Over the past two years,
a 100+ member team has been working quietly
on the most ambitious, biggest-budget docu-series project from our dear country.
Shot across 3 countries,
Covering 8 cities,
We traced confirmed and alleged
Idk if it’s a good thing, but I practice delayed malice. Because sometimes my brain doesn’t comprehend the hurt on the spot. So I let it slide. But when I sit down later to really think about it and dissect actions and intent, my mind cannot take it. 🥲
There’s no pain women have tried to share here that has not being invalidated. Rape, sexual abuse and now child birth.
Women: E dey pain.
Men : I’m a pain doctor. E no dey pain like that.
Tf??
Why
#SanwooluOut
?
1.
#EndSars
- The shooting on 20.10.20. Who gave the order? The army insists that Sanwoolu invited them to the toll gate. He has since denied it, shifted the blame back to the army but has not given an answer to who gave the order.
2. Banned Gokada, OPay…
I miss Nigeria’s early 2012-2015 blog run. All the cool girls had a Wordpress or blogpost account. The girlies were writing mehn. Organic content with only Facebook to promote it. People still left comments on BellaNaija then. There was even the Nigeria Blog Awards.
There’s someone out there pissed because he bought plantains and got home to see bananas in the bag.
I have his plantains. He has my bananas. This is a Hallmark rom-com. 💀
I really think the children of these mums always help them dress up like “mummy ee wo eleyi, oo ma je ke pop mo”
Cos these women cannot have this much steeze without GenZ touches😍
Parents abuse. Teachers abuse. Pastors abuse. The authorities that are supposed to protect you from the aforementioned are the chief custodians of abuse. A vicious cycle.
The abusive nature of Nigerian parenting makes it hard for Nigerians to challenge abusive authority throughout their lives
Because abuse has been normalized as a society on all levels
I love Twitter because something may be off about a post, but you can’t explain it, and someone will put your thoughts into words for you. I was going to quote that tweet with ‘if Osinbajo was doing his job right, those kids wouldn’t be under the bridge in the first place’.
The more I experience Monday public holidays, the more I believe God did not plan for the work week to start on Monday.
We really need to adopt that four day work week asap.
In case you people have forgotten. He PAID IN ADVANCE TILL THEY GRADUATE. Every time Law School session, we crowdfund for students but someone is using state funds to pay school fees in advance for his children.
Men that enable your baby-ness>>
“I just lost my charger” is the charger mad? How dare it get lost?
“I got beat by the rain” sorry love, is the rain mad?
“this person just ripped me off” what?! How dare they?
“I just mistakenly ate food by 1am” how dare the food test my baby?
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‘It’s always been my dream to visit Paris. I’m so happy to have visited this beautiful city. I’m grateful for the experience.’
Actual situation: Layover in Paris.
Did I not go to Paris?
‘Let’s give a round of applause to our amiable and charismatic First Lady. A woman of class and panache, a dedicated philanthropist, quintessential public administrator and an epitome of beauty’ nko?
😭😭
Opinion: Rape apologists are loud in their defense of rapists because believing victims mean they have to admit that a past action(s) of theirs is on the rape/abuse spectrum.
They’re not defending the person, they are trying to convince themselves they’re not abusers.
By God’s Grace, I should be in a relationship boya Monday or Tuesday.
O pe ju ni Wednesday. Pata pata e Thursday. A wa ri iru e ri, Friday abi ale Saturday.
But o pe ju, aaro Sunday, mo ti marry.
Use your privilege!
If you’re Yoruba, stand up and come out.
If you live within a secure estate or environment, come out and vote!
You’re respected on your street? Come out and speak to the thugs you know.
We all have a part to play. Vote!
You can’t support APC and criticize voter intimidation oh. Stay in one place. That’s your party’s brand. Embrace it. You knew what your party was capable of. Don’t come and start posturing this morning. There’s no such thing as a ‘the good APC supporters’. APC na APC.
If Tiannah lived in the US, she’ll be making serious bank. She’s fashion editorial material. A little finesse here and there in the production but she totally gets the idea. She’s very creative.
#RHOLagos