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Sports transactional attorney Podcast cohost, 32 Fans (with @keev26 ) and @PPPGFriends (with @asinensky )
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Life comes at you fast.
Me 2 months ago: I'd never watch Survivor.
Me 2 weeks ago: I hate that ass
@the_real_coach
!
Me 2 days ago: Binged thru season 20 in < a month.
Me 2 minutes ago: Based entire anniversary card to my wife on Coach's life principles, quoting him by name.
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@Anthony
@DanielBShapiro
The broader point stands, but the numbers you cite are not remotely accurate.
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@EmmaVigeland
So all the right-wingers who supported Ben Carson or Herman Cain are immune from racism?
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Zeke just said "shoutout to
@roundhoward
" on national television (well, "just" means 3 years ago but right now for me) and my mind is ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
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@Anthony
@DanielBShapiro
Trump was *always* leading the polls once he formally declared. The conventional pundit wisdom throughout was that we should ignore the polls, because he wasn't a serious candidate.
It wasn't the polls that proved wrong, but the pundits who dismissed them.
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So I found out live on a podcast tonight that
@mattliguori
is not a millionaire who won an actual season of the television show Survivor and
@Keev26
was highly entertained.
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Hey
@MitchGarver
, congrats! Which victory was sweeter, the World Series, or that time you beat "just a guy" (
@robcesternino
) at the game of Name Things People Bring To The Beach?
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Animal rankings:
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Good morning! I've compared every NFL team to a Game of Thrones character.
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My son made a picture of his favorite animal, a giraffe.
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It's not just that Ricard was MVP of the episode, he may have taken the biggest episode-to-episode jump in my personal rankings of any
#Survivor
ever.
Sad to see Shan go, but from a gameplay perspective, perfect.
And Erika, I see you orchestrating the whole thing. ๐๐ฉ
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The title belt for best tribal vote confession belonged to
@robcesternino
for 30 seasons thanks to his epic radio request goodbye to mean old man Roger, but in season 36 the belt was grabbed by
@wendellholland
.
#garbagerapper
#nobarsChris
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1 year ago
@Keev26
& I & our close friends (+ some randoms) gathered to drink 32 beers (in Keev's case, diet peach Snapple) & pick a champ.
@TheAbitaBeer
's Purple Haze won what was intended to become an annual event. May we merit to see the 2nd beer tournament in our days, Amen.
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@robcesternino
My take: When people (re)watch this season later and then want to listen to podcasts about it, they'll identify them by the episode number on the streaming service, not whether consecutive episodes aired on the same day.
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Considering the number of hours he has spent podcasting with Jews, the fact that
@robcesternino
lasted this long before casually mentioning that he once saw Andrew Dice Clay buying gefilte fish on Passover might be the craziest thing I have heard in 38+ years on this planet.
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Hey
@WillFromAmerica
, why does someone with actual talent waste his time on RAANAP?
#thatbopslaps
#itskaratetime
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@Anthony
@DanielBShapiro
Anthony apparently cited the very last poll commenced *before* Trump's announcement
Immediately after Trump declared he was
#1
or
#2
in every poll. And after mid-July 2015 he was never not
#1
in any poll ever. Again:
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Coming soon...
(feat.
@lashtweets
)
@Keev26
@achester99
have you guys done a ranking/bracket of every American pro sports logo? I assume you have but if not that would be a great off-season podcast
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This is absolute fucking bullshit. Jews in America cannot and will not be terrorized into hiding our Judaism. You're damn right my entire family will be in synagogue on Friday and Saturday. And if there are legitimate threats, then law enforcement better get their shit together.
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After 7 years of 3-way guess-the-spread action (unknown to the 2 of them), a big win in 2016 edges me past Simmons (Sal trails far behind)
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It seems
@Keev26
's policy of never leaving his house is finally paying off. "Self quarantine for 14 days? I've been in self quarantine for 14 years!"
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Dr. Jen had a journal and a dream when she was 11 years old. Little did she know her dreams would come true...
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I've watched 26 seasons of Survivor only to discover my wife beat me to it.
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@AIPAC
@jstreetdotorg
This is shameful antisemitism. Embarrassed for my former affiliation with AIPAC.
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Steps of the Seder as Seinfeld GIFs...
ืงืืฉ
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Of course
@Grady
and
@JimPeteHoops
were incredibly gracious to my elated son, but my favorite part of this pic might be
@taureanprince
in the background practicing his stroke just ahead of an 8/8 threeball clinic in a monster win in the Garden without Ant!
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@JakeSherman
@noamb424
Yet according to Trump the doctors were "surprised" at how well he did! ๐คฃ
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@mwalkeriii
@Yair_Rosenberg
Actually it's all Jews. The Rothschilds told us of the scheme at our group meeting & we all signed off. Our horns are embedded with weather-control technology.
Also we get texts about snow days half hour earlier than the gentiles do so that we can reserve the good babysitters.
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By popular demand, the 32 Fans Patreon has added a third tier.
It is shocking to me there isnโt an โI like
@lashtweets
more than both Alex and Akivaโ for the 32 fan Patreon.
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My grandfather/namesake's synagogue from childhood.
When he came to America he changed his name from Khodorkov to Chester and told people he was from England.
It was only after he died that we found out where he was actually from, thanks to...
Wooden Synagogue of Khodoriv, Ukraine
Built in 1652
Murals painted in 1714
Photos are from 1916
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I love when Rob argues with Raanapbot.
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What better way to spend National Ice Cream Day than eating a ton of
@benandjerrys
while listening to the latest episode of the 32 Fans podcast in which
@Keev26
,
@robcesternino
and I try to determine the best Ben & Jerry's flavor of all!
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They said it would never be edited.
They said the audio would be unlistenable.
Okay, they were half right.
But anyway, here's the 32 Fans Beer Tournament:
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Real baseball starts tomorrow, but tonight you can watch pretend baseball narrated by
@robcesternino
,
@Keev26
and me.
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@podoffame
As a Jew, he felt an obligation both on and off the field. A true hero to our people.
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I meet up with
@lashtweets
randomly wearing this t-shirt, only to receive a belated birthday gift from her.
Neither one of us knew. (Though cosmically, I suppose we did.)
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"We're not talking about that [the overuse of Puss in Boots in Shrek 3 and Shrek 4], that's for another RAANAP podcast."
I wish I had the confidence of
@ShutUpTim
.
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I should've married someone who appreciates my Seinfeld references.
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The Connecticut state flag did not do too well in the recent 32 Fans state flag ranking podcast. State Rep
@IAmTonyScott
tried to do something about that. Bribery will get you everywhere! I'm moving CT from 35 to 34. Thanks Tony!
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Disappointing to see Joe Biden following in Trump's nepotistic footsteps. Every one of these people has the same first name as his wife, Dr. Jill Biden.
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@GarretWATO
Maybe you should respect the long con.
Step 1. Convince Philly to draft Reagor over Jet so that he's yours when you get to Minnesota.
Step 2. Gritty.
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There ๐ is ๐ always ๐ a ๐ tweet.
The Jets should have let them score to get the number one draft pick, who will be really good. It will just never change for them!
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Cosianoโก๏ธSepulvedaโก๏ธ Mulhollandโก๏ธLongbowโก๏ธ[]โก๏ธWoodcliffโก๏ธValley Vista
Larry David's Secret Shortcut to the Valley
#CurbYourEnthusiasm
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Fine, twist my arm.
700th HRs ranked:
1. Babe Ruth (): Here was the New York Times summary of what occurred in Detroit on July 13, 1934. Someone alert
@OldTakesExposed
!
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Just five? Please. Pearl Islands, All Stars, China, Cook Islands, Panama, Fiji, Samoa and now Palau.
A few months ago,
@achester99
had never seen Survivor. This week he's binged five seasons already. We went through his thoughts on a million different seasons.
(Patreon-only)
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@SethAMandel
@EricBien
None of your points make sense.
"Handed a senate seat" - did she not campaign and win an election (so successfully that her initial high profile GOP opponent dropped out)?
"for nor reason at all made secstate" - what does this even mean? what are "reasons at all" to be named SOS?
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@drewmagary
if you never read the Godfather book, you missed an overly detailed description of Sonny Corleone's turgid erection IN THE FIRST CHAPTER.
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I really enjoyed
@lashtweets
dunking all over
@Keev26
, who clearly paid as much attention to Parks & Rec while it was on his screen as he does to his co-hosts when they're on his podcast.
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How'd your evening go? My son lost his tooth at midnight and excitedly came to show me, but he dropped it as he approached me, and so the 2 of us spent an hour combing through the carpet for a tooth to no avail.
Really glad my wife went with the extra deep shag off-white carpet.
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@SethAMandel
@EricBien
"path to nomination bulldozed"- she faced serious competition in 08 & lost, nobody "bulldozed" top Dems out of running in 16, they didn't cuz they thought her so formidable.
I'm not saying you do, but the way you talk about HRC makes it *seem* as if you have a problem with women.
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My wife has gifted me four beautiful sons, but the greatest gift I've ever received is this from
@mjcszn
, featuring my Survivor Queen*
@TheMichaelaB
* For realz tho
I've seen 400 episodes of Survivor in the last few weeks, and easily the
#1
quote is:
"Sometimes you say what you're supposed to say, not what you wanna say. That was one of them times... It's been time for Figgy to go home for a while, so ... Bye Felicia."
~The๐
@TheMichaelaB
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@shirahanau
Larry David with his fake wife Suzie at the ski lodge trying to trick Ben and Rachel Heineman into thinking that they're Orthodox.
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@endimem_music
Shabbat dinner at Y's house in 5th grade with 4 other classmates. We were being silly at the table. Y's father took him out of the room & WHIPPED him. His mom sat at the table crying & told us "his father is doing that to him because of your misbehavior." Doesn't get any weirder.
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@SethAMandel
@EricBien
(Unless you've also accused every male SOS of having been nominated "for no reason at all" and you've also described every male Senator as having been "handed" his seat, etc. etc...)
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I legitimately go through withdrawal on Saturday nights for not having a Seinfeld
@PostShowRecaps
pod with
@robcesternino
and that other guy
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Thank you
@Keev26
!!
Largest Spreads In
#FinalFour
History
1999 - Duke (-11) vs Michigan State
2013 - Louisville (-10) vs Wichita State
2016 - North Carolina (-9.5) vs Syracuse
2021 - Gonzaga (-13.5) vs UCLA
Gonzaga is the biggest favorite in Final Four history (not including championship game).
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@AmanAdwin
Please don't blame yourself. The monster is the father who thinks an appropriate party for his 7 year old son is to play an online game against the father's adult friends.
(And of course he'll blame the 7 year old and claim that's what he wanted.)
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Cleaning out my office, found a fancy leather bound journal. Here's the first and only entry.
I was right.
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Can anyone confirm Wallace Shawn's whereabouts approx 9 months prior to August 10? I think Dr. Jen may have pulled a fast one on me.
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Obviously my heart is bursting with joy to see the Yankees lose.
But my wife's bewilderment at the size of Jose Altuve makes it even better.
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Can anyone think of any other prominent American who has been accused of sexually assaulting over 20 different women? (Hint: He's mentioned in Nick Adams's Twitter bio.)
Deshaun Watson has been accused of sexually assaulting over 20 different women and NFL teams are lining up to trade for him.
Tim Tebow is an upstanding citizen and incredibly talented QB and he can't find a job.
Makes sense.
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You never want to see "and/or" on your food.
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Shopping for groceries with my son. Please don't tell CPS. ๐คฃ๐ฅบ๐ฅฑ
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Av is a weirdo. Everyone knows this is the normal order for a Survivor binge:
1 (live)
6
18
7
8
15
13
12
16
10
19
20
22
23
25
26
start 28
29
27
start 30
2
3
4
finish 30
24
finish 28
start 17
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
finish 17
38
start 5
9
finish 5
11
14
21
39
40
1 (rewatch)
This is the very strange, very not recommended "machete" order I followed:
3 (in 2001)
40 (when it premiered)
Then this happened: 6, 7, 1, 4, 8, 12, 13, 18, 19, 9, 15, 10, 28, 16, 20, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 32, 33, 2, 24, 29, 30, 21, 14, 31, 34, 5, 17, 11, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39
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BTW a fair retort for her would be that mine looks like a lonely divorced guy who didn't know when to not say/tweet stuff.
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Fellas! Concerned about your woman straying? Trick her into taking this new "vaccine", which is actually just a way for the Deep State to track our whereabouts at all times!
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@LegionHoops
Nothing really. ๐บ
LeBron's PPG in the last two seasons vs every NBA team:
38.5 โ Hornets
37.5 โ Wizards
36.0 โ Nets
35.5 โ Thunder
34.7 โ Hawks
34.4 โ Blazers
33.0 โ Raptors
32.5 โ Kings
32.0 โ Warriors
31.8 โ Celtics
30.0 โ Heat
29.6 โ Jazz
29.5 โ Pelicans
29.0 โ Spurs
29.0 โ 76ers
29.0 โ
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@DaneMooreNBA
He's not wrong. He should be a 5-time All Star, and he's actually only made it thrice (he's even made more all-NBA teams, which makes no sense), with the 2017 and 2019 snubs particularly egregious. But his game conflicts with the All Star vibe, anyway. Let him rest up.
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I've killed one goldfish, many plants, zero children. So if "caring for" = "keeping alive", I agree with the RAANAP hotttake that
@Keev26
and
@robcesternino
mocked.
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Today's 32 Fans podcast begins by comparing every
#GameofThrones
character to a
#2020Election
candidate.
#GOT2020
Then
@robcesternino
joins
@Keev26
& me purportedly to discuss the
@Mets
, but instead it turns into the Banter Variety Hour.
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@DanielBShapiro
Morton Klein lying (and in a way that hurts the State of Israel)? Color me shocked!
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My kids every time we get in or out of the car.
Before exiting the stage in Philly, Biden runs back to get his mask at the podium.
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2 men who posed with 'murder the media' scrawled on a Capitol door say they were just there to report for their outlet, Murder the Media
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I've seen 400 episodes of Survivor in the last few weeks, and easily the
#1
quote is:
"Sometimes you say what you're supposed to say, not what you wanna say. That was one of them times... It's been time for Figgy to go home for a while, so ... Bye Felicia."
~The๐
@TheMichaelaB
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This is the greatest game of all time.
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@Patrick_Reusse
In his last 14 starts, Pineda was 10-4 with a 2.96 ERA and 87 Ks in 82 innings.
There's not a FA SP on the market whose team wouldn't be over the moon with that kind of production. Including the guys whose contracts will be 10x Pineda's.
This is a massive win for the Twins.
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This morning in honor of Festivus I installed a large pole in my yard. Happy Festivus to all those celebrating. Please DM me so that I may air my specific grievances with you.
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I just noticed I have exactly 1000 Twitter followers.
This means no one else is permitted to follow me unless they convince a follower to unfollow me.
Similarly, if you're already a follower, you may not unfollow me unless you trick someone else into following me in your stead.
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@kahntra
As Amos Oz said, in Europe the antisemites declared, โJews to Palestine.โ Today they shout, โJews out of PalestineโโฆThey donโt want us to be there; they donโt want us to be here; they donโt want us to be.
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@TheRealDannyP
@AMikeBloomType
@Keev26
Jason Pierre-Paul is indeed the active leader in sacks per finger.
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Does Warnock also get Loeffler's WNBA team??
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The most annoying thing about office holiday parties is the intense pressure to devour a huge amount of food cuz you need the kosher section to be consumed to ensure its future survival.
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