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2 months
All I need in this life of sin, is me and a dead man
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8 months
One big badass federation 🫡 from Lisbon to Luhansk
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@acanvasstares
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11 months
Graffiti artist citypop44 in 🇩🇪
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3 months
Nanananana-NAFO. Nothing is beyond our reach 😈💙💛🇺🇦👏
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@acanvasstares
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7 months
Sung in German and Ukrainian 👀
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2 years
What a lovely Sunday in Germany today @Bundeskanzler
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2 years
Lmaooo this headline alone is cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂
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11 months
Yesterday I think I ALMOST lost it when I was asked if I were a „woman of the church“, a nun. I looked at them „why do you ask me something ridiculous like that“ They replied „well who is the holy javelin?“ 👼 „Oh. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?“
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2 years
I think my NAFO is broken. I ordered top-down command structure cult. All I got was a desk and chair at Langley, wifi password, meme basket and told to „figure out yourself, fella“. No slightest structure, nobody even seems to care about my gender or other political views. HELP😭
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7 months
I will hunt you and I will find you just after I got the other job done 💖 0psec secured
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1 year
"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine ’s victory." - @kajakallas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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4 months
🧠 👩‍🔧 🐕
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7 months
+++wonderfella 🇩🇪 lesson+++ +++master class+++ If you want to arouse a German, tell them: „Die Kertsch-Brücke hat keine Baugenehmigung.“ 🪿
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10 months
fixed it 😝
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10 months
@reshetz That‘s is not a sandwich, it‘s a döner kebab 👀
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1 year
I dont need likes, I need replies!
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1 year
Picking up for celebrations tomorrow 👀
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2 years
#NAFOarticle5 I was exposed as a progressive #NAFO biolab bot! [redacted] [redacted] my [redacted] My bot job: I will read vatnik new #youpronouncedthisnonsense tweets. Nomsense as occurs. Chime in donate to @georgian_legion secretively. #Skinnydipping mosquitoe mojito pool bar!
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4 months
The forge has definitely stepped up their game since I last checked 👀 All hail the forge 🔥
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2 years
felt cute, might bonk more vatniks later. #NAFO @saintjavelin @Kama_Kamilia
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@P_Kallioniemi Shiba Inu unit of the NAFO battalion strikes again 💪
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@acanvasstares
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7 months
The change of the WSJ headline got NAFO another mention in the media 🫡 salute the fellas
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1 year
Are vatniks triggered by NAFO Summit?
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1 year
Was I really NEKKID at the party? 🙄
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1 year
The current owner of Twitter makes himself look like a creepy guy at a bar insisting to buy drinks for ladies who are clearly not interested. And when they politely decline and want to mind their own business, the blow to his toxic ego results in him insulting them, or worse.
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1 year
Ready to flaunt @Official_NAFO today 😏
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2 years
@ICRC_ua Mind me, please clarify this: who didn't grant you access to the POWs from Olenivka penal facility?
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2 years
Rally to #FreeTheLeopards at Schadowplatz, Düsseldorf 🇩🇪 tomorrow, 21.01.2023 starting at 16:30 #NAFOfellas
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5 months
be the fella
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2 years
checking out what the orcs left behind in kharkiv like
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3 months
I 👏 have 👏 an 👏 imposter 👏 account 👏 Report and block → @acanvasstaras
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1 year
@wartranslated That was reassuring, just not for the intended audience
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2 years
@IAPonomarenko time to equip #NAFO #fellas with some Shima enaga cotton fluffs! #NAFOexpansion #бавовна
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2 years
What happens when a #NAFO #fella calls out #article5
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10 months
I love NAFO
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1 year
we have visuals of hoes mad. hoes mad. over.
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1 year
The year is 2023 A.D. Twitter is entirely occupied by the vatniks. Well not entirely! One small village of indomitable #Fellas still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the vatniks who garrison the fortified camps of RT, Grayzone, FoxNews and 🗑️🇷🇺 embassies…
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2 years
I live in a freezing Germany and the situation at the supermarket was catastrophic today! I repeat, catastrophy! Every shelf was empty. Except for watermelons - in November! So I got me a watermelon. Any idea what to do with a watermelon? I‘m freezing! 🍉😳
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2 years
Breaking: We don‘t give a fuck about the Kremlin
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2 years
Hello HR, I demand a raise, as I am „clearly an organiser“. Lmao 💀 xoxo @goblin__soup
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4 months
My dudes in bio.
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA 😂🤣😂😂🤣 @derFleetadmiral
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2 years
Fashion trend in my city: Bonking away casual
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2 years
Will the real #NAFOfella please stand up?
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1 year
I‘m at a BBQ right now and someone just said „Maidan=CIA“ to me. What do I do?
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4 months
„Mom, can we stop at NATO?“ „We have NATO at home“ NATO at home:
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2 years
Rally to #FreeTheLeopards at Schadowplatz, Düsseldorf 🇩🇪 tomorrow, 21.01.2023 starting at 16:30 #NAFOfellas
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3 months
We all remember our first day at Langley, fellas. 🫡 (1st meme task: the @CIA doesn‘t exist)
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@FlyingDutchPall
Flying Dutch Fella 🇺🇦🇳🇱🇬🇪🇺🇦🇳🇱 🇬🇪
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No one can force this many to work together, this is why russia can't do anything remotely like NAFO. This tweet was sponsored by a company in Langley.
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2 years
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT DUE TO CURRENT INCIDENT: neither the ⁦ @CIA ⁩ nor the ⁦ @NSAGov ⁩ really exist. Bonks were served. Please get back to shitposting and go ahead with #NAFOexpansion calmly. #fellas
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3 months
felt cute, might delete later 🙃 how y‘all doing‘ today?
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1 year
NAFO is white supremacist now 🤯
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Y‘all, I got dressed for the occasion.
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Three eloquent and true-hearted cuties spotted at #MSC2024 . Thank you for the most wholesome discussion of cyberwarfare doggos! (I’d highly recommend watching if once available online) #NAFO is what we make it. 🫶 @P_Kallioniemi @berlin_bridge @bctallis
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1 year
👀 Say what
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@DodoSocks
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1 year
Just in time for the Vilnius Summit, NAFO Socks are back in stock at All profits go towards @U24_gov_ua Approved by @Official_NAFO and @Kama_Kamilia
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@ElbridgeColby If you still think NAFO is funded by the government, aren‘t you wasting US taxpayers money by keeping us busy? Shame on you
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2 years
#Fellas , what‘s your suggestion for a good #NAFO ringtone? 😎
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@NiklasWenzel_ Wir sollten der Ukraine Niklas geben 👀
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@DutchMFA Your satire sucks. At least make it funny and informed like @DarthPutinKGB .
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OTD in 2014, MH17 shot itself down with a BUK system the "rebels" suddenly denied they had admitted having. Here's a history of our MH17 propaganda that shows we don't do it so you believe something. We do it so you believe nothing. And more importantly, do nothing It works
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@MaxBlumenthal You don‘t even understand what NAFO is, apparently you couldn‘t even imagine.
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Düsseldorf Schauspielhaus
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wish u well bitch
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3 months
Hemlo fellas. I am raffling this off for you! How can you participate? ⁉️ Post a proof under this post of over >1$ donation to @69thSB ✅ * (donation link in their bio) This watercolor is based on one of their patches, so of course it will go to more vehicles provided to
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@LiberateKherson @Bundeskanzler Yes. It was Doors Open Day at the German government in Berlin today. These two ladies asked for a selfie during the photographing time slot with Scholz. They then undressed to unveil their call for gas embargo now written on their bodies and threw play money at him.
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There are two types of fellas
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ᗪEᗰOGᑌᗩᖇᗪIᗩᑎ
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Im BT herrscht unter Fraktionen hoher Respekt. Die Stimmung soll wohl so harmonisch sein, dass man auch privat gar Kochkurse abhält. Teambuilding! Andere Erzählweisen berichten von etwas ruppigerem Klima? Aber da ist bestimmt nix dran!🥳 #RuecktrittPloetner #Scholz #Ploetner
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NAFO fellas, stay caustically trollish 🫡
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In memory of Pete @Pete_Hasta , I will make sure to spread his word way above and beyond my NAFO/Twitter bubble. The good he has done and the sacrifice he made shall never be forgotten. As so many other‘s will never be forgotten. Rest in peace and rise in glory. In other words:
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🇺🇸 Americans, the shame you feel because @SpeakerJohnson and MAGA are blocking aid to Ukraine is something we can relate to. 🇵🇱 Poles, the shame you feel at what some of your countrymen are doing at the border is something we can relate to. 🇨🇭 To the Swiss frustrated at their
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Due to #partialmobilization in 🗑 🇷🇺 I have decided to partially mobilize some money for the @georgian_legion . @Kama_Kamilia please mobilize some other fellas with this when needed 👾 #NAFO Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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@United24media Lindsey Graham, it‘s your job to talk to the American taxpayers! not Ukraine‘s ffs
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@elonmusk We have a better idea.
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Wake up bae, new NAFO sex tunnel bedding just dropped 😂
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@acanvasstares @Official_NAFO I would be down with that! Seriously 😁
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2 years
Here‘s a poll for us #fellas !
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@WeLoveNATO I have this bookmarked for a reason
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What‘s #NAFOfellas doin’ Monday night? #botlifegoodlife
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#NAFOfellas from [redacted] seem suspicious about the new kind of kibble 🤨 @goblin__soup
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@wyattreed13 lel i just came here to laugh at u for being an embarrassment to yourself
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I have just browsed the shelfs for a 🇺🇦 Ukrainian vodka. I was not disappointed. #NAFOfellas #DrinkForPeace #UkraineIsWinning
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@Kama_Kamilia @dennis_won I‘d have added: on behalf of NAFO. We are united. 🫶
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@SpaghettiKozak Congratulations! It‘s the twitter equivalent to „sanctioned by russia“ 😂
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@georgian_legion I am not anonymously accusing you, my name is Vanessa Castra from Düsseldorf, Germany; as written in my passport. 🙃
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ALICE WEIDEL ist ein Anagramm für CIA „DIE WELLE“ omg 😱
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Warehouse dogs
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#NAFO collective conciousness 👀 checking out what‘s poppin’ in Crimea
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2 years
#NAFOarticle5 on this whole account. This account is not reporting hateful content, but spreading it! There’s insane amount of content. Report, report, report.
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@acanvasstares
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2 years
Took a break from examining the new batch of combat mosquitoes today. So I went to the Spa of Satan and I was very excited for their pool bar. My mind was blown when I found out they even have a skinny dipping pool bar and make awesome mojitos. 😭💕 Now, back to the petri dishes.
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Well clearly the piñata did her wrong
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