Maaya Sarabhai
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Renowned Socialite, wife of Mr Indravadan Sarabhai. My son Sahil is a Doctor and Rosesh is a poet. Unfortunately my daughter-in-law Monisha is very middle class
Cuff Parade, Mumbai
Joined April 2014
Monisha, please call it ‘okra’. ‘Lady’s finger’ sounds so Swara Bhaskarly middle class and ‘bhindi’ is completely pedestrian.
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I am actually relieved that Monisha did not join AAP for freebies. A middle class is always better than the down market class!!.
#WATCH | Actress Rupali Ganguly joins BJP at the party headquarters in Delhi . She says, ". When I see this 'Mahayagya' of development, I feel that I should also take part in this. I need your blessings and support so that whatever I do, I do it right and good. ''
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I am also joining the #FarmersProtest once it happens in Cuff Parade. With champagnes and cocktails of course.
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I had tremendous respect for #Rhea until she declared she hails from a middle class family.
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Monisha, aaj #WorldVegetarianDay hai; Fungus Day nahi hai beta! Pichle mahine ki bread ko kab tak fridge me saja k rakhogi?🔫🔫🔫.
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When is this #LockDown ending? Indravadan has started to resemble like Hagrid without proper haircut.
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Did anyone say #SantoorMomsTwitter?. Well, just to clarify, I dont use anything less than La’octaine products. Santoor is just cosmetically middle class.
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My Rosesh’s poem on #FathersDay .जिन्होंने मेरे patience को है हमेशा नापा.वो हैं पापा वो हैं पापा.जो मेरी poem सुनकर खो देते हैं अपना आपा .वो हैं पापा वो हैं पापा.#HappyFathersDay
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Sahil cries everytime he is an audience to Rosesh’s poetry. So?.
LK Advani in tears after watching #Shikara. Don't blindly trust this poisonous propaganda on social media.
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Monisha is so excited about #BiggBoss13Finale that she has asked for a mannat from Manglu baba for her favourite contestant #SiddharthShukIa
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Monisha, please stop singing “Taar bijli se patle hamare piya, O ri Sasu bata tune ye kya kiya” This song is so Wasseypurishly down market.
Look at that thin frame. More than acting skills,I think I got the part because of my physique🤣🤣.
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If #PriyankaGandhi wants, she can shift to my South Delhi bungalow. I anyway use it for my cocktail party visits only. Shhh Monisha, hum unse kiraya nahi lenge beta. And please call it ‘rent’. Kiraya is just so small townishly middle class.
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Monisha, please dont say ‘Sale lagai hai’. To raise money for PETA, we are auctioning some items on a cocktail party - my Burberry alligator purse, python shawl, mink coat, leather jackets, belts, ivory decorations etc.
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Disappear ya vanish kaho Sahil. Kalti maarna is so pedestrian. Monisha k sath rahte rahte tumhari bhi language bigad rahi hai.
Abhishek, "Cult" aur "Kalti" mein bohot farak hai. Ye jo dekh rahe ho vo "cult" hai,indian batsmen ne jo kiya usey "Kalti" kehte hai. For non mumbaikars "Kalti Maarna" matlab "Gaayab hona".
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Monisha beta, tum ek reception party kyu nai throw karti?.After all, tumhare kitchen me aaj do cockroaches ne shadi jo ki hai. Maine dekha kaise gas k aaspass phere laga rahe the dono. #DirtyKitchen #HowMiddleClass !! 🔫🔫🔫 #fridaymorning.
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Please call it ‘okra’. Lady finger is so Swara Bhaskarly down market and bhindi sounds like a pedestrian abusive word (gali).
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Monisha beta, you could have dressed up in burgundy, turquoise or even maroon. But this Lal-peela colour is haldi-kumkum-ishly middle class.
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🇺🇸: Let me give u a demo.🇮🇳: (Dushyant) I’ll explain. Rosesh, ek baar ulta latak jao
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Now that Govt has opened up vaccine for 18+ in Phase 3, I can also go for it. 45+ me vaccine lagwana is so middle agedly middle class.
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Now that Diwali is done, Monisha is busy packing all the used decoration materials and gift items to recycle next year. How categorically middle class.
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On the occasion of #1stMay #LabourDay , I want to organize a charity for pay rise of my Right Hand Radhabai and my henchman Vithal.
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Monisha is so obedient ki maine usse kaha “Go to Hell beta!!” aur wo rote rote chupchap chali gai. Apne Kitchen me. 🔫🔫🔫. #ThankfulTuesday.
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Sarita is throwing a lavish Diwali party with Mughlai chicken,bluefin tuna,lobster frittata & Hyderabadi biryani. Separate menu for vegetarians like us. But we are having no crackers because noise pollution is so harmful for animals.
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When I was picking up clothes on Monisha’s sofa one by one (with utter contempt of course), she asked “Mummyji ap kuch dhund rahi hai? Have u lost something?”. I HAD to reply:
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Monisha, could you please say “stubborn as a bitch’s tail” or “obstinate rascals” or “obdurate varmints”. This kutte ki duum is totally sadakchap. #ChineseVirus19.
Kutte ki duum hai ye log !!! Sudhrenge nahi #CoronavirusLockdown #StayHomeIndia #StayAtHomeSaveLives #StayHomeStaySafe.
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This Kumbhkaran reminds me of Indravadan in Lockdown period. So much effort to wake him up.
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At least mujhe tag to kar dete.
Monisha beta American politics discuss karo. Yeh bihar election is too middle class
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At least Nidhi Razdan got duped by Harvard. Monisha got duped by har bartan wali who gave her a steel bowl for my designer blouses. Ah, how scatterbrained-ly middle class. 🔫🔫🔫.
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What happens with #ParleG in a cup of tea in 5 seconds is exactly what happens to my patience with Monisha in the same time. (& btw I eat cookies and not such tremendously middle biscuits).
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Mahua, If you wanted to engage in expletives and profanity, you could have uttered words like brute, rogue, weasel, mudblood etc. This ‘Harami’ is so fish market pedestrian.
Mahua Moitra using cuss word like “harami” in Parliament And Brut won’t show this 😀.
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Monisha learnt MS Excel sheet and uses it to track kaun se padosi se kaunsa Tupperware wapas lena hai. How plastically middle class!🔫🔫🔫.
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Monisha! Celebrating #मकर_संक्रांति with तिलगुड़ घ्या गोड़गोड़ बोला is so middle class. Can’t you say #HappyMakarSankranti by sharing chocolate gajak, low sugar sesame balls and peanut-rolls with caramelized jaggery?.
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Monisha is blabbering, “Are mummyji, ye to Maganlal ki Chikki hai”.God! Can’t she say peanut jaggery crispies instead? How unimaginatively middle class!!.
These images show the Sun’s surface in greater detail than ever before.
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Reminiscing her childhood, Monisha says #WohBhiKyaDinThe jab 1 Rupaye me 5 pani poori aa jati thi. How nostalgically middle class!!!🔫🔫🔫.
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A message from my sweetheart Rosesh Sarabhai to all his fans.
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Me, Sarita and group have prepared placards saying “No vote for BJP”.Indravadan just put a comma on all of them and they now say “No, vote for BJP”.How mischievous!!! #LokasabhaElection2024.
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The worst thing about #DelhiResults is that we have to hear Kejriwal’s victory speech which is sanctimoniously and melodramatically middle class.
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Monisha, maine Simple Kapadia k exclusive blueberry scented candles nikal k rakhe the. Ye 5 Rupaye k mitti k diye jalana jaruri tha wo bhi sarso k tel k sath? How categorically middle class. #9बजे9मिनट.
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Aaj Monisha ne namak ki sabzi banai thi. Usme beech beech me spinach (पालक) bhi tha. Bechara mera Sahil. 🔫🔫🔫 #MondayMotivation.
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Monisha beta, Lockdown k baad Harappa and Mohenjodaro ki tarah tumhara ghar bhi shayad excavate karna padega agar tum sofa pe yu hi padi rahi to. Kitni dhool jam gai hai beta. 🔫🔫.
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#आज_भारत_बंद_है?.Monisha ka kaam to hamesha hi band rahta hai. Sofa pe kapde pade rahte hai. Magazines neeche zameen par. Cushion dining table par milta hai. Wardrobe me bartan rakhe hote hai. Aur Locker me grocery.
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#WorldHeritageDay pe Monisha ke refrigerator ko heritage site kyu nahi declare kar dete. Sare expired products sambhal k rakhe hai. How archeologically middle class.
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I do realize Indravadan but I never let you know I know. Because it is #AprilFoolsDay.
Every year this day, I confess my love for Maaya again. She never realizes it is #AprilFoolsDay 😈.
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I had a joke on SarabhaiVsSarabhai Season 3, but the producers won’t show it.
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Monisha is so interested ki Modiji ne AIIMS me #Covaxin lene k paad extra cotton balls aur blood test wali extra khali bottle mangi ki nahi? Heeng rakhne kaam ayegi. How medically middle class !! 🔫🔫🔫.
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#5baje5minute.I had got this 12th century antique chime jiski awaaj itni sophisticated hai ki its almost music. Why did Monisha ruin it with her steel ki thaali and chammach peetne wali horrible noise? How accoutically middle class.
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I have cancelled plans to Leaning Tower of Pisa because of #coronavirus but Monisha has cancelled her plans of going to Khandala. How geographically middle class.
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Looking back, 2020 was not so bad as I got to do social distancing with both Monisha and Jasmine.
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#Biden wins and the bell rings.Tring Tring Tring Tring.Trump claims he is still the king.Kamala aunty has got the wings.& here she flies zing zing zing zing. - My Rosesh’s poem on #USElection.
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Monisha thinks its more important who will win #BiggBoss13 rather than #DelhiElection2020 .“CM to aate jate rahenge mummyji”!.How juvenile!!.
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I wanted to stage an online dharna against #Kangana house demolition. But my own flat is in Cuff Parade and I do not wish to pick a fight with #BMCMumbai. #DeathOfDemocracy.
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Monisha got a pair of cheap underwears for Sahil for #ValentinesDay. Sahil, tum return gift me Monisha ko divorce kyu nahi de dete ?
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Rosesh and her are taking the same acting classes.
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Bure waqt me apne hi kaam aate hai. I have decided to self quarantine with Vithal, Radhabai and some wine. #CoronaUpdatesInIndia.
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I have ordered Manish Malhotra’s carefully crafted designer masks for #CoronaCrisis.Monisha ki tarah nahi ki chunni ka scarf bandha aur chal diye kahi bhi. How traditionally middle class.
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Monisha beta, ye Bournvita k dabbe ko recycle kar k usme garam masala bharna is terribly down market.
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Alexa after spending 2 months in ILA Niwas. Madhusudan bhai : " Hey Alexa". Alexa : “Hain?”.
Alexa after spending 2 months in "BALLIA" . Person : " Hey Alexa". Alexa :का ह रे ससुरा? ढेर गरमाइल बाड़s?.😂😂😂😂😂.
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🇺🇸: Lets make a deal.🇮🇳: (Monisha) Chal tera bhi nahi, mera bhi nahi. Middle amount me final karte hai.
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Rosesh wrote a new poem for me which I wanna share with you all. खर खर खुर खुर खर खर खारी.Momma लगती है प्यारी प्यारी.सारे जग में सबसे न्यारी.World best है उनकी सारी.खर खर खुर खुर खर खर खारी. Awwww. My baby. 😍.
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You know Sarupa, Mrs. Thadani of 25th floor is divorcing her husband. Actually last month Mr. Thadani went to Italy and now Mrs. Kapoor of 17th floor is diagnosed with #COVID19.Alimony is being discussed in their Juhu Farm House in quarantine period.
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Oh Cmon. Nerul Golf Course is such a noble cause. Applaud the CM for such a rich vision. #metro is just so typically middle class.
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Now that we are getting rid of Chinese products, I so wish Monisha was born in China. #HindiCheeniByeBye.But at least I get to throw away most of her household decorations. #BoycottChina.
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Is that a reason why you wanted to look like me Indravadan?
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My Rosesh’s latest poetic endeavour:. News dene me karte hai घाई.Fake news ko welcome aur Real ko Bye.In k rumours se hote hai log die.The one and only #rajdeepsardesai.
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Kunal Kamra ki jagah Monisha pe case hona chaiye. Wo joke nahi, “chutkula” sunati hai. Cotton mask ko wash kar k recycle karti hai. Sanitizer khatam hone pe bottle me sabun ka pani bharti hai. Girte huye balo k guchche hall me hi fek deti hai etc etc. 🔫🔫🔫.
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Monisha, kitchen ko rasoda bolna is architecturally middle class.
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The best thing about Lockdown is that Jasmin is still in Kathaiwad away from Rosesh. Otherwise kahti “We will do live-ins in our own insides insides only. So when Govt has locked our downs, don’t go outsides else corona will be on our backsides.”.
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That is why I advise never to shop with Monisha. Usi ne dilwai hogi. “Daddy ji, raste ka maal saste me. 2 pairs k sath ek pair aur extra box free free free” How middle class🔫🔫🔫.
#HUSHPUPPY bought 3 pairs of formal shoes a yr ago from Bandra linking Rd. D brown one shedded it’s sole in pieces leaving an embarrassing trail behind in a party.I m very very disappointed with the product.
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My schedule for today.-Brunch at Swarupa’s jewellery exhibition.- Followed by bridge and poker at Numbani’s.-Protest at Bombay Club showing solidarity for JNU students’ fee hike. - Dinner at Malhotra’s birthday bash.
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How to make #Oscars middle class?.Answer - Just start calling them Manikchand Pan Masala Oscars Award.
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I will talk to Sima Taparia to find agirl like Ankita Lokhande for my Rosesh. Jasmin is cancelled.
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Monisha is so middle that in ‘rapid fire’ game, when she was asked ‘Santa’, she replied ‘Banta’ instead of ‘Claus’. #MerryChristmas.
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Monisha ne Sahil ko #ValentinesDay2022 pe Janardan brand ki baniyans gift ki hai. Poore 2 kilo. How romantically middle class!! 🔫🔫🔫.
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Jasmin - “Maayamasi, didnt I tolds you? That dick-taker #KimJongUn is alive-in and is taking breathes of oxygen takatak-ly. Khot naat kahti”.Is k English teacher ko hum North Korea kyu nahi bhej dete?.
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Mr Sircar has ‘monetized’ his intellect, if there was any.
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My Rosesh penned tgese beautiful lines:.Socha tha Monisha bhabhi ne.Bazar se lengi dhaniya free.Kise pata tha Govt karegi announce.Ho gaya #lockdownextension aa gya #Lockdown3. My baby😍😍.
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Monisha has taken the print out of #DabbooRatnaniCalendar models from social media and pasted them on Kalnirnaya panchang. Because “itne paise kaun waste karega mummyji”.How almanacly middle class! 🔫🔫🔫.
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Hiiii Sarita!!.Guess who is coming to town? Mrs. Kapadia told me we might have a new member Sagarika in our club. She is leaving Delhi for good as her husband quit India Today to join a political party in Goa. Yes, we have a new venue for spring party now.
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In order to celebrate #InternationalDayOfHappiness, I have requested Monisha, “Beta! Please aaj to ghar chhod k chali jao”.🔫🔫🔫.
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