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NHS is so cooked, can't even get a phone appointment with a doctor, got a clinical practitioner instead and how is she asking me to cough into the phone so she can judge it's severity 😭😭😭.
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I've concluded skincare is a scam industry. There's no way you need 10 different products for good skin. Just eat well, drink water, keep your living areas clean and maybe get a moisturiser if your skin gets dry and you should be good.
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May Allah punish these men in this life and the next. The victim was my great-uncle and is like my grandfather to me. By Allah's grace he's alive but I'm disgusted by their cowardice to attack a man in his 70s from behind.
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Low-key been think if we (British musims) all moved to Wales we'd easily make a majority, the population there is so low. One referendum for independence and we'd have our very own nation 🫡.
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Imagine what the hijabis perspective lol. "Told a Muslim customer the tiramisu ice cream has alcohol in it and he immediately took a bite whilst staring at me. I hate liberal Muslims.".
At an ice cream shop. I asked to sample tiramisu. Hijabi girl behind the counter said “it has alcohol btw.” I said “oh okay” and proceeded to eat it while looking right at her.
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Piers sandwiched Norman Finkelstein between Douglas Murray on purpose. His radical rhetoric before and after is meant to convince ignorant viewers that Douglas is the mainstream correct opinion.
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9/10. Very powerful but traumatic read. Opened my eyes to the reality of Syrian conflict through storytelling that you don't get on a social media post. Recommend some more light heated books to read next please
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@PoliticsForAlI @DailyMirror This is a major breach of freedom of speech and very concerning. This govt is becoming increasingly tyrannical.
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never dm a woman who only types with diacritics worst mistake of my life.
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can you keep this content to tiktok please I don't need to see this stuff in my tl.
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Last week a 17 year old in my area passed away from a brain tumour. His family are Druze, but an Iraqi Muslim aunty close to the family learned that the younger son had converted w/o telling the family and had managed to get his brother to say the shahadah after becoming ill. .
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@sxtrentaa No this is too embarrassing 😭😭 what if he sees this tweet and realises he's been exposed dkm.
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Subhanallah subhanallah subhanallah . Shows much more clearly on long exposure photos than by eye
I CAN SEE THE AURORA BOREALIS (really faint tho).
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@PoliticsForAlI Prevent is long overdue it's termination. It's nothing more than racial profiling of young children by teachers they're meant to be able to trust.
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Notice how India is the hottest? That's because it's the closest thing to hell.
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Fake ahh Hanafi I saw you combine Dhuhr and Asr when travelling.
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American Muslims when you tell them you can't eat haraam meat:.
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@iseeuback @islumhoe Doing one sin does not justify another. All men are sinners, but that doesn't mean we normalise and celebrate these sins.
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@mertesakib @rushanaraali Silence is complicity. Hope there's protests outside her office this weekend, and definitely hope she isn't re-elected.
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Inna lillahi wa inna illayhi raji'un, my grandfather has passed away. May Allah grant him the highest rank in paradise.
My grandfather has been taken to hospital, please keep him in your duas.
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Hijabi saying male best friend you know. .
the day my male bestfriends get their girls, im gonna walk away quietly from their lives,no girl needs to stress about me in her relationship atleast.
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Muslims: cleanliness is half of faith. French:
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Islam in reality. Islam in the media.
Islamic discourse in classrooms vs Islamic discourse on Twitter
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Allah guide who He wills and the older brother ultimately died having read the shahadah alhumdulillah.
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. even when he became hesitant as he said he couldn't pray in his state, the younger brother said it's better to die as a bad Muslim than as a non-muslim. I just think that's crazy how these are teens who grew up in the UK from a cultish deviant group but still found Islam.
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It's gonna be big day for Arabs when they realise some Arabic words are also used in other languages.
Babe wake up new UK Muslim word just dropped.
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Not Pakis though this is one bidah we don't do.
It's funny how every culture puts a random fruit in their meals, like us Afghans put raisins in rice, somalis put bananas, bengalis mangos, arabs pomegranate and white people pineapple?. Really takes mature tastebuds to appreciate because I used to avoid them all.
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@Zahmed_24 Idk it resembles a small car and sisters should not be driving them, think of all the cart accidents.
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@mogheess_ me when I'm praying in a Hanafi masjid and both people next to me take foot to foot literally and do rafal yadayn.
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Wallahi they're the pride of the Unmah today. The videos coming out today showing their resolve and their taqwa are awe inspiring.
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Some people like gulab jamun, others like cheesecake, but let us unite on our true enemy: those who like gulab jamun cheesecake .
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Whilst everyone's reading this please make dua for my exam tmrw rq, jzk.
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No online multiplayer games before marriage.
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@theomaramo Pajeets are getting too brave he's probably here on a student visa that's put his family back home in sever debt.
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Have you guys actually met a man.
It doesn't matter how strong the imaan of a man is. He never gets happy upon the birth of his daughter the way he gets happy upon the birth of his son.
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Whilst the way the media has brought back the post-9/11 environment is disgusting, Muslims are better prepared for it imo. More Muslims know how to defend themselves intellectually and know that the west has no moral superiority. Faith is only being strengthened by these trials.
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dying at the fact that the right wing are fighting #CancelCulture with #CancelDisneyPlus like that isn't the exact thing they're crying about 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm sorry but AI is NOT the solution for everything 😭.
for the first time ever, we're about to witness something incredible in muslim representation. ai is going to give us the tools to tell authentic muslim stories. not the fake woke netflix stuff. no more hijabi takes off her hijab after meeting white boy storylines. no more.
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Half my mutuals need a lobotomy and the other half need to get married.
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May Allah grant the leaders courage and ability to bring actual action against the oppressors. May Allah remove the fear from their hearts and break their allegiances from the West.
By order of The King:. An urgent extraordinary session of the Organisation Islamic Cooperation to be held in Jeddah on 18 and 19 October to discuss and deliberate the escalation between Gaza and the Occupational Forces in Palestine. All 57 Muslim Countries are to attend
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My Roman empire is the fact that had someone told Henry VIII that Islam allows divorce and 4 wives he may have converted and made Islam the state religion of England.
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Again, it's literally sunnah to feed people at your wedding.
I would rather visit 4 countries in two weeks than feed 500 people at my wedding.
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"she's so beautiful I need to. " Bro she doesn't even know who you are.
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Imagine the IDF "soldiers" seeing this and immediately turning around thinking they're right behind them 😹 they won't be able to rest for a minute knowing they're being watched.
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"I'm not a girl but" proceeds to tweet the most feminine thing on this app.
@therealkufan @h02br I'm not a girl but if I was a girl, I'd store my hijabs on pant/tie hangers for easy access, use drawer dividers to prevent creases, hang wall pockets for small spaces, or roll them into baskets/boxes to stay neat and dust-free. Keeping it organized and stylish! #HijabStorage.
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Who could lead Pakistan better, (a) the current government or (b) literally a random group of uncles at any random dawaat?.
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Arranged marriage is so scary what if she was one of the hjabis hugging their favourite male celebrity and calling him the love of their life.
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@aamullanee @cctvidiots That's cause a homeless Zionist will just take a Palestinian's houses and the Palestinians probably get excluded from the stats 🙃.
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Got Google maps to change the name of the qadiyani temple in my town so if doesn't have mosque in the name lol.
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"It's anti-semitic so say J*** control the media".> Proceeds to brag about controlling media.
Hamas official account got banned in 37 minutes. We iron-dome'd their ass.
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@SadiqDorasat If you're talking about conventional mortgages. then yeah that's completely worse than going for social housing.
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Insane. But this confirms what many suspected about celebrities being bought or intimidated into supporting Isra*l or remaining silent.
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This sounds eerily similar to reports of what the Chinese do to the Uyghur Muslims.
When Muslim Spain was conquered by the catholics, they eventually decided to outlaw Islam. Most Muslims chose to either convert or leave. However, the Moriscos continued to worship in secret. Here are some details from "Lost Islamic History":.
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Inside each man there are 2 wolves fighting for dominance: a sufi wolf and a salafi wolf.
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We are so back (Umrah done and passed latest exam alhumdulillah).
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How do people have time for shenanigans on chaand raat, don't you guys have ironing to do?.
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Remember to recite duas of protection regularly and give charity often. You can be the safest driver on the road but ultimately you're not the one in control of your fate.
Reports of 4 deaths on Soho Road. This is very sad and we hope the families of the victims are comforted immediately.
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Anyways 🤧.
Suella should be sacked by Monday morning.
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@inc0gnitooooo Everyone talking about doing Hijrah abroad when we can make our own nation right here 💯.
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@marxsidi Real, they'll never know what it feels like to be the youngest son in a desi household 🤧.
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Women don't understand they're being played by capitalism.
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Hating the ones who hate the Sahaba does not sound crazy to me.
hating a person solely bc they’re shia is crazy & u need to seek help immediately.
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Can't believe I only discovered this exists today, I've been using safety pins to put elastic in shalwars my whole life
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Gonna have to bring back shouting "stop theif!" like they did in medieval times lool.
London come see your age mates.
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But are you Hanafi enough to eat tiramisu ice cream after the hijabi worker told you it's got alcohol in it?.
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Forget Japanese Muslim synthesis, this is the sweet spot.
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those are the tweets to steal.
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> Tweet something fiqh related .> Let Kareem comment.> You now have a fiqh class in your mentions.
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If Israelis are native why are DNA tests not allowed there.
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which job will pay me to be a whimsical fella travelling the world.
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So now we have established why you can't just take over someone else's land, why is Israel allowed to do it?.
Low-key been think if we (British musims) all moved to Wales we'd easily make a majority, the population there is so low. One referendum for independence and we'd have our very own nation 🫡.
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@Bengalidude I don't think that's necessarily the answer as revert men need to marry as well. It would be more appropriate to say sisters should avoid marrying someone who's converting simply for the sake of love/marriage.
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