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due to gas prices, my car will also be fasting this ramadan. inshallah.
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Delete this before the parents of that Muslim couple behind you see them π€£.
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how do i join this family.
its been a hectic morning guysπ
but eid brekkie has been completed aha x
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whoβs richer?. the lambo owner? . or the guy who prayed sunnah before fajr?
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2.2 GPA.6 Failed Classes.3 credits missing.14 mental breakdowns.0 clubs.4 Job Offers. still made it tho πππ
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I asked Allah for a pair of off white Jordanβs and they were waiting for me at jumma, our lord is merciful.
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Harvey Spector will prove me innocent so hard that the person who died would be guilty.
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buzzfeed muslims are eating avocado toast for suhoor rn they gon be hungry by 9am.
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the only people richer than AirPod owners are dyson vacuum cleaner owners.
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18 months of the talking stage?? what yβall even talking about??? the communist manifesto???.
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Imagine 100 years ago mfs would just pull up with a goat and marry someone now I gotta slide in DMs, date, get my heartbroken, save money, talk to dads, mad work smh.
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you see her tabs?? this is joe energy.
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me the night before my wedding night.
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I hate when a muslim girl says βon gangβ , what gang fatima ? the MSA?.
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itβs been exactly one year since my dad passed away, and i just got news that my aunt in india passed away as well, please keep my family in your dua. But more importantly, spend more time with your family and treasure what you have because death is guaranteed for all of us.
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muslim guys will watch soccer for 13 hours straight and ignore every adhaan bro youβre focusing on the wrong salah.
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yo I just found out brown kids do this thing called a βmock shaadiβ at their universities and all I can say is LMFAOOOOOOOOO.
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muslim men have to be modest too but yβall arent ready for that conversation.
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me practicing how iβm gonna insist that her dad leads magrib instead of me
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Priyanka Chopra hears the Khutbah and be like "are you done venting?".
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Assalamu Alaikum sisters please do not post selfies with AirPods as brothers will see them and imagine being on the phone with you which will lead to haram thoughts.
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muslim parent culture is making your kids commute 2 and a half hours every day instead of just letting them dorm.
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hanging out with girls alone is haram thatβs why I always bring shaytan with me π.
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imagine ur card declines at the dentist and they put ya wisdom tooth back in.
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if he asks you why youβre not fasting, ask him why he takes showers at 2am.
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assalamu alaikum sheikh do i have to pay zakat on behalf of my cat because he is muslim.
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iβm a simple man i see a cat and i say assalamu alaikum because cats are muslim.
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california muslims will argue about the best halal spots while smoking a blunt I wish I was making this up.
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people who tweet βyour airport outfit is importantβ literally fly once a year to cancun for spring break thatβs it.
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dudes be watching avengers in a wrinkled shirt you forgot to iron man.
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imagine ur card declines at a fundraiser and the imam takes back the dua they all made for you.
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tiktok is peer pressuring me to get married go to umrah get my own apartment take cold plunges lift twice a day read a book buy panda dunks+ essentials and become salafi . man.
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i do not speak urdu but for the right shawty thoda thoda malum hai.
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this is false I pray 5 times a day and still make time to cheat π.
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assalamu alaikum guys, iβm starting a newsletter called dua daily, every morning youβll get a new dua sent directly to your email inbox, you guys should sign up and tell your friends .
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daily reminder that salah is fardh and debating on muslim twitter isnβt π€.
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pov i havenβt yo-yod in a while and iβm tryna see if i still got it π₯Ί
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muslim twitter isnβt βcoming for youβ, youβre doing something haram and tryna make it halal LOOOOL.
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oh allah please allow us to reach ramadan π€²πΌ cause thereβs a better chance her dad will be at the masjid then.
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hollup, AUNTY!????.
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personal news: Ψ§ΩΨΩ
Ψ― ΩΩΩ I finished paying off all 35k of my student loans (in 14 months). for others struggling with this, i just want you to know itβs possible, and that you got this!.
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muslims dudes be like βi know a spotβ and then take you to a gas station with halal food on the side.
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Iβm not dating to marry Iβm marrying to finally be able to go on a date.
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when itβs your wedding day but you remember about how you started off blocked π
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This is why yβall gotta stop gassing unfunny girls just cause they pretty.
5 life lessons with yours truly π (I'm so funny) haha. Check out a copy of @InStyle July 2019 on stands today
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I have been looking for a good, lightweight, clean, ad free website and mobile app to view and search the 99 names of Allah. couldnβt find it, so it built it. check it out:
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i donβt know what i was expecting to be in the background but it definitely wasnβt quran π.
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dudes be skipping salah to watch avatar, yβall worried about the wrong FIRE, better BEND in rukoo towards ur lord bro.
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Girls be calling the same 4 dudes their mcm. Im tired of seeing these same guys on my tl every 3 days
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15k followers seems like a lot until you realize our Prophet PBUH has 1.6 billion followers alive rn sA.
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