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10 months
Biden’s Iftar party getting cancelled due to no muslims showing up is probably the biggest W from American Muslims in recent times.
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This only thing that give me piece is this Ayah
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Subhanallah, my friend was driving in Saudi when he sighted the moon
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4 months
At times like these, this is the only Ayah that comes to mind.
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3 months
“Innocent until proven guilty”, dawg there’s a whole 10 page indictment from the FBI, which you will absolutely throw up after reading it, and predators need to be exposed. I got ignoramuses in my mentions quoting Surah Nur, it’s uncanny.
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11 months
No one knows the dua for Istikhara better than a person in a Haram relationship.
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3 months
I honestly think they should have explained the level of crime that has been committed. This isn’t some ordinary policy, this is insanity.
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AlMaghrib Institute was notified today of a serious violation of AlMaghrib Institute policy by Wisam Sharieff, who teaches our Quran Revolution program. After a thorough review, it was determined that actions in violation of AlMaghrib's code of conduct and established policies.
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9 months
I think UK mosques ought to prioritize having decent praying facilities for sisters before even thinking about incorporating gyms and fitness centers.
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1 year
You have no idea how heavy takfir is, one unjust takfir can lead you the pits of Hellfire.
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11 months
That non-hijabi freemixing at suhoorfest? Yeah she just prayed 12 Rakat Qiyam ul-Layl, while that niqabi who never leaves her house is chatting boys up on twitter. Never judge a book by its cover.
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11 months
Hanafi ancestors staring at the 17 yold Salafi kid as he breaks the chain off
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3 months
Good lord, No way we have people trying to make this case into a polemical narrative “I told you free-mixing leads to this”. This has nothing to do with having respectful boundaries and decorum in your interactions. If you think the solution to this was segregation, well let me-.
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Miswak, heavily neglected by the majority of people. Add to that the fact it is one of the only few times the prophet ﷺ wished to make something into a command.
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Andrew Tate
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Imagine thinking you can call me without asking via message first and not getting blocked for eternity. I don't need your friendship or "opportunity" or a catch-up. Catch up with what? Your shit life?. Everybody is a nobody compared to me. Call me and I block you. Khalas.
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9 months
The ramifications of all of his blunders are going to be costly, He is twisting what Islam represents and painting his own misogynistic picture, and the ones to blame are scholars and redpilled akhs who gave him a pedestal to begin with.
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Myron meets Sneako wife but she wasn't allowed to speak once again
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3 years
Last night in Masjid Ansaar in Azadville the Imam completed 27 juz in one rakah and another half juz in the rest 19 Rakaat, they finished 2 mins before suhoor. There were about 5 saffs of people. Subhanallah.
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1 year
Saw my daughter in my dream. I wish I never woke up.
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8 months
You’re supposed to develop immense love for your goats/cows, take them for strolls, play with them, then also be the one to place the knife on its neck and slaughter it. So perhaps you can feel an iota of the sacrifice Ibraheem (as) gave when he placed his knife on his son.
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1 year
Theres a reason why I say Urdu is one of the most poetic languages out there
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8 months
Find yourself a wife who will defend you the way redpilled akhs defend Andrew Tate.
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11 months
Malikis said niqab is only wajib for women who are beautiful. Hanafis were like all women are beautiful.
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1 year
Finally had a chance to use my photography skillzzz
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1 year
Me and who?
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1 year
Once I get married, I will be throwing the iron out. Cant have my wife doing tabarruj with an ironed abaya.
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8 months
For me Fajr Salah begins when the time commences in Makkah, there aint two Fajr Salahs. Fajr Salah is when the imam leads in Makkah. We need to unite the Ummah. I dont get this leadership of Afghanistan, Pakistan and India.
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7 months
Need a madkhali wife who will obey the ruler (me).
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1 year
Went to a classmates room today, this is how simple students of knowledge live their lives, May Allah forgive us for being ungrateful.
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and its absolutely heartbreaking.I know him and his whole extended family and they are all great hardworking individuals. Its devastating.
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1 year
Imam Omar Sulaiman has many detractors and critics but no human is free from fault. That does not mean you can takfir him? He is one of the greatest voices speaking in the Palestinian cause. He has done much more than your average takfiri keyboard warrior. Stay in your lane.
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1 year
I will not let my wife leave the house on a windy day, imagine the wind blowing her abaya, my e-gheera is shaking even thinking about it.
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9 months
My bad guys, Im a full blown feminist for advocating safe spaces to pray for women. Ill try to return to tradition by making them pray inside the janitor closets as they deserve to.
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We are officially so back and so broke
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1 year
Ik its tough for our sisters to carry their stuff without backpack tabarruj, I suggest you get one of these to carry your phone, books, and accessories
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3 months
break it you bud, there’s no one better at segregation than Pathans and the trads back home, and guess what? Pedophilia is rampant amongst the teachers back home. “Bachabaazi” is a whole darn concept. Its so terrible back home that there are memes about “Qari Sahab and Hamza” -.
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If the first thing that came to your mind was that “ah gotcha” instead of feeling terrible and shameful for what happened, you may want to look how much sincerity do you truly have? This is a tragedy, and you don’t make tragedies into polemical statements against other muslims.
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5 months
This place is wilding
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11 months
You have your iftar at sunset, I have mines post-Taraweeh, we are not the same.
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3 months
@Seev10_ “Conspiracy to produce child pornography” - official FBI report.
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11 months
This is satire for the naqlheads.
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7 months
This water tank aesthetic goes so hard
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4 months
Shaykh Abdul Hakim Murad lore:.
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Just received news that my Bukhari teacher passed away, May Allah accept his lifelong efforts and his passion for teaching Hadith.
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I have many male classmates who were sexually abused by their male teachers, who were attending an environment where not one woman could ever be seen. The cause for this is not making appropriate accommodations for our sisters in the west, but something much more sinister-.
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1 year
Marry a Shafi, shake their hands every time they annoy you.
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1 year
Local sheikh said I severely needed ruqya, I knew I was right, been telling my dad to marry me off with her.
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4 months
Did you know there’s an entity who can help you out more than Ghaus-e-azam? He’s called Allah, maybe make Dua to him first.
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Maktab kids practicing their makharij:
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Does the “only Allah can judge me” click know how severe Allahs judgement is going to be? . من حوسب عُذِّبَ - بخاري.
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1 year
You’re in her dms, her father attends my fiqh classes, we are not the same.
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Who’s gnna tell her 🤣🤣
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The German terrorist turning out to be a pro-Israel atheist and not a Muslim got all of these radical right-wingers seething; it’s so funny how they’re pissed off that it wasn’t a Muslim. You can tell how much hatred these people have brewing inside them.
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Ah yes, the solution to genocide is to for the masses to be indoctrinated with Salafism, well said Naqlhead.
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4 months
One of the tenets to be a Shaykh according to these extreme-Barelwis is your skin color must be #eac086 or lighter.
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this is very weird, guys. have some shame.
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The only person I ever do blind taqleed of is Nancy Pelosi in the stock market.
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She tripped and broke her ankle. He walked on lowering his gaze. She said “ I want a man with Haya like him” . z.hukr.
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When I used to to Hifdh, I was told that Qari Abdul Basit (rh) tried to recite the entire Surah Yaseen in one breath and passed away on the last ayah, and my dumbself believed in it.
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Call me boring but a Nikkah done in a Masjid, with a small walimah, with close friends and family is more beautiful and has more baraka than an extravagant wedding.
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Ramadan aint never say that.
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"I am leaving now, take care of your iman". - Ramadan.
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Save me Niqabi in white air forces ordering a chopped cheese at the local bodega in a new york accent… Save me. .
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@marxsidi Yes.
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That pseudo-intellectual twitter akh who hides behind a painting of 16th century Muslim scholars will provide for you.
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3 months
My jaw is on the floor.
@almaghrib
AlMaghrib Institute
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AlMaghrib Institute was notified today of a serious violation of AlMaghrib Institute policy by Wisam Sharieff, who teaches our Quran Revolution program. After a thorough review, it was determined that actions in violation of AlMaghrib's code of conduct and established policies.
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May Allah (ﷻ) accept our brother Marcellus Williams's martyrdom and bless him with a lofty abode in Paradise.
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1 year
Some of you were not beaten as kids and your tweets really show it.
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1 year
I got enraged today 💍.
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I am getting called Wahhabi, Deobandi, and other sect names when I'm just a simple Muslim who invokes the Creator rather than the creation.
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my marriage requirements: . - female .- human (optional, jinns also accepted).
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I hope this clarifies my peculiar circumstances.
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@ all the huffaz making long ruku and sujood…we all know what you’re doing
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Salafis have three ardent enemies, Asharis, Maturidis, and chiropractors.
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Hanafis vs everyone else
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Witnessed a glimpse of the beauty of a united ummah when an African brother from Ivory Coast spoke after Maghrib, then a Moroccan brother translated his words into Arabic, and a Pathan brother further translated into Urdu for the locals.
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I take my Nahw from Uthman Ibn Farooq, politics from Rabee al-Madkhali, fatwas from al-Fawzan and gender ethics from Andrew Tate.
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@o09661080 Like nikki minhaj?.
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Alhumdulillah, got to see the Pakistani side of Mughal architecture as well.
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Finally had a chance to use my photography skillzzz
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Cold blooded murder in plain sight.
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@Haqiqatjou Dan. Dan. Dan. Frankly, this is a weak statement. When I first heard the report of Wisam Sharieff being a child predator I thought wow, ol' Danny boy is going to be like a shark with blood in the water. He's going to go after them REAL hard. RIP AlMaghrib. Right?. But then it.
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Told a salafi he’s got that dawg in him and he went for an X-ray.
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If only they came out at first blowing it all up, now it feels like a cop out. This should have been the first statement at the very least knowing the nature of that demonic crime.
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AlMaghrib Institute
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AlMaghrib Institute is horrified at the news of the criminal allegation against Wisam Sharieff. The safety and protection of AlMaghrib Institute’s students and community continues to be our top priority. This criminal allegation against Wisam Shariff is a jarring and sickening.
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Why does the principal of Deoband have 007 in his twitter @? Because he’s Bond, Deo Bond.
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One of my Shaykhs advised me, that it is so easy to get close to Allah in today’s era than it was before. Fitnah has enveloped us all from all directions. The more the enticement the faster you go up the ranks. When the night is the darkest, do the stars shine the brightest.
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Hypothetically if the caliphate was restored, the unemployment crisis would be solved due to the demands of how many Jallads we would need for the degeneracy on here. We would unironically also create an industry for whips and lashes.
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Dars i-Nizami grads be like: Yeah we can’t speak arabic but did you know there are 9 reasons for a word to be Ghayr Munsarif?.
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Canadian muslims entered with a bang, UK and US muslims cant even keep up with this cringefest.
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1 year
The craziest ijtihad comes from students who haven’t studied for Fiqh exams.
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I hope someone brings this to Dr.Shadee’s attention, this title and thumbnail is not behooving of a scholar. We ought to carry ourselves with gravitas than try to use cringe memes to relate with “the youth”.
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Got my Wife a gift so she can finally express herself properly
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@babymdad Im sarcastically subtweeting another post.
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And I keep stressing this isn’t just a “romantic” or sexual crime; it’s satanic. A minor was coerced into something absolutely despicable by her mother and an “Islamic scholar”. This is what Dajjali nature is, absolute hypocrisy. You would assume this is a tale of Bani Israel.
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I can already predict a botched refutation getting prepared that will have 150 signatures of Madarsa grads feigning as top-notch scholars, claiming “consensus” against this article.
@Hadith_Notes
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I co-authored this paper with Shaykh Zeeshan Chaudri, exploring the legal guidelines for gender interactions in Islam.
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Eid for everyone is the 1st of Shawwal, but for Huffaz its the night of their Khatam.
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What do you call a deobandi couple? A duobandi.
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If only MT “wannabe-philosophers” stopped plastering scans of every niche topic they come across just for the laity to see it and get confused
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The amount of slander that goes on here is crazy, these words are accounted for. Every single tweet, every like.
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My cat is hanafi-pilled.
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Me after I disagreed with a Salafi MT bro.
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How scoliosis is fixed . [🎞️ how.stuff.functions].
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Life is too short to argue, just choose a minority race and blame everything on them.
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The brainwashing is insane
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