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“what is the life of this world except the enjoyment of delusion”
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have you guys ever experienced this phenomenon:. you’re reading quran and something compels you to push yourself and read a little bit further than you normally would . and those few extra lines fit perfectly with what’s going on in your life in a transcendent way. subhanAllah.
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i got one uncle who just lives in arabia and sends us pics like this randomly
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make an intention to make wudu.
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1. tell him he was a good father and that you are completely satisfied with him. 2. ask him to forgive you of any wrongdoing you may have done towards him. 3. ask him to pray for you . 4. promise him you’ll pray for his forgiveness every day for the rest of your life.
my dad’s been discharged from the hospital so we can spend these last days with him at home. How do i even say goodbye to the man who raised me for 23 years?.
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how i look at my shafi friends after high-fiving my wife immediately before namaz
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calling sheikh Hamza Yusuf “Mark Hanson” is the same energy as calling Muhammad Ali Cassius Clay. learn to disagree with people properly.
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today’s khutbah topic was strange: why you should always feed stray cats and give them cuddles
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I read that in the 1700s in Egypt there was a time were moral decay was so prominent prostitutes became celebrities and religious authorities could do nothing to stop it . Napoleon invaded shortly after.
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am i crazy or are muslim indians much more physically attractive than hindu indians?.
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eating pakistani food at the bosnian mosque after an arabic lecture with my turkish brothers.
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i wish more muslim woman would shut down other muslim woman who say stuff clearly against our religion.
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just a reminder that at any given time 1-2 million uyghur muslims are being held against their will in “re-education” camps. allegedly not allowed to pray, fast, abstain from pork or alcohol . reports of forced marriages of women and organ harvesting, ect.
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No one cares about anyone of those men now, except for the one in chains . Never think your success or failure today represents your true worth.
On this day 93 years ago, September 16th, 1931 Omar al-Mukhtar was martyred by Italian Colonial forces. Few incidents reported from him رحمه الله :. He was told “Italy has Planes Which We Don't Have !". He Replied “Do Those Planes Fly Over Or Under Allah Almighty's…+
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“We should build a high speed rail from Istanbul to Damascus”
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when shaitan can’t reach a brother he sends a woman into his life fr. don’t talk to women.
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women want to remove the stigma of marrying a divorced lady until their 23 year old son wants to marry one 🥸. suddenly they don’t support it so much.
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nasheeds.
What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?.
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@BiruniKhorasan turkish and kurdish armies are literally what liberated the region from crusaders and they kept them out of the region for over 700 years, the second they were forced out the “crusaders” returned.
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Saw a girl so beautiful that I decided to never get married.
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i hope all the angry turks in my cc know if sultan mehmet was alive today he’d conquer all the secular “turks” in Istanbul, just like he did the romans. because he didn’t do it for turks, he did it for Islam. this city will be returned to the muslims one day Turkish or otherwise.
honestly bring more syrian immigrants to instanbul, we need as many conservatives as we can get.
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omar suleiman: “if anything Jerusalem should go back to the Ottomans”. me: “so true”
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somewhere in america:. a hanafi orders a big mac (that he views as halal) to avoid shrimp (that he views as makruh). while a shafi orders shrimp (which he views as halal) to avoid eating a big mac (that he views as haram). ajeeb.
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her.
oh you’re a poet? . express everything that exists in one word.
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many people of our generation don’t understand how recently the french were occupying algeria.
Burkina Faso President Ibrahim Traore:. France and Britain are responsible for all the evil in Africa.
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tried again with a pickaxe…turned out a bit better. but also kinda bent
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If your husband loves you, he’ll gladly give you the world, and if your wife loves you, she would never ask for it.
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never ask:. a woman her salary,.a man his age,.a hanafi if he eats prawns.
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a women’s ring i made from pure silver and opal, elhamdülillah
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brothers be like, “i’m making a private for all my controversial and unhinged tweets”, meanwhile it’s just them being down bad.
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uzbek plov arrived in the subcontinent with the mughals and over generations was adapted by locals into biryani 🫣
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the more you know me the less religious i seem. i’m just more careful with what i say to the public because i don’t want the sin of exposing my bad deeds. i’m actually a terrible person in all honesty.
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Made a second wife joke around a newly wed couple and let me tell you. It didn’t land.
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Eldest daughters of a brown household logging onto twitter for momentary distraction and seeing this tweet
me: i got into a car accident .eldest daughter of a brown household: I am the eldest daughter of a brown household.
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I wish it was socially acceptable to dress like this to weddings
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Seyyid Nizâm mosque, the most beautiful modern mosque i’ve ever seen
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aqil: “can you translate this two hour philosophy lecture from an 80-year-old professor with three doctorates”. Me who’s on level two of Duolingo Turkish : “evet 🫡”.
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food taste 25% better when a woman who loves you makes the plate ngl.
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me on my wedding night when i realize she’s bald under the hijab
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when you see a male and female around the same age who used to interact with each other a lot mutually unfollow
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need to work on my sanding but i’m happy with my progress alhamdUlillah
cast some 14k pieces today and they came out with heavy oxidation…cleaning will be a pain. it’s like an ugly brown film that coats the surface of all the metal. if anyone has any ideas on how to remove without sanding please lemme know 🙃
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muslims in america who grew up around the muslim community and those that grew up isolated from it have completely different vibes.
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@LN_enjoyer the muslims of course have nur to their faces but their bodies also seem healthier / more well proportioned.
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you’re supposed to put salt in the coffee instead of sugar, if he drinks it with a strait face it’s all good.
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you don’t stop sinning through sheer willpower, you stop when your heart can no longer take the disobedience.
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sometimes i wonder if the only reason we are kept in struggle is because it’s the only time we call upon Allah sincerely.
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i never liked İskender much in the states, but İskender in bursa is legitimately some of the most delicious food i’ve ever eaten
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a graduation gift someone had me prepare for their daughter, mashAllah
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going to instanbul this summer. anyone know any good pakistani restaurants?.
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honestly bring more syrian immigrants to instanbul, we need as many conservatives as we can get.
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the starbucks logo is a naked twin-tailed mermaid from greek mythology, . i’m more offended they’d display an image like that next to the the mosque.
A Turkish citizen is quite surprised by the fact that there is a Starbucks right next to Prophet’s Mosque in Medina while everyone is boycotting the coffee chain .
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all the people who deactivated for ramadan coming back to see us debating the women’s side of the masjid again
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if she:. wants a german car 🚩 . wants a toyota 🇵🇰 (couldn’t find a green flag emoji).
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i’m officially famous, time to pretend like i don’t know nobody
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Apparently I have to provide the Turkish government an official document confirming that I’m single and then I have to get it notarized and translated
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On judgment day I can’t wait for people to realize following the devil was in reality incredibly corny instead of “cool”.
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probably because fencing is feminine and not an accurate representation of sword fighting in the slightest.
A friend of mine says the only Muslims who train in fencing/ sword-fighting are all women, what's up with that.
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trying my absolute hardest to not let desis find out about tavuklu pilav
This what Desis think Arab food taste like.
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pov you’re a hijabi attending your first day at an american college
California universities love to put us on their brochures as tokens of diversity, but that’s it. We’re there to be seen and not heard. I should know. My Los Angeles uni put me in their brochure three times. And I didn’t even know until after the fact.
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Guys I have a completely original idea for a Turkish show: a misunderstood girl from a wealthy family falls in love with a handsome boy from a poor family and her parents don’t approve.
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uncle showed me pics of the last time i was in turkey… i was pissed in every one
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Ottomans hung ostrich eggs in mosques to away insects that were attracted by the oil lamps
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Man, imagine the timeline if Erdogan lost that last election.
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me tryna convince my parents to let me marry an arab.
We, as the Turkish nation, are the only people on earth who have not committed racism throughout history,”. claims Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
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mashAllah
men used to go to war, now we shop for swords on etsy.
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when I think about the situation of those soldiers defending that region it still makes me emotional. Especially the fall of Jerusalem.
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you claim to love rasulullah but you spend all day boasting and arguing with other muslims about which nationality is superior . ya jahil you missed the entire point . may Allah guide us all.
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arabs be like:. “ataturk was the devil, anyways lets go to istanbul for vacation”.
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All sins do is stress you out and waste your time . Or worse.
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when you start studying ottoman history you realize there were a lot of good later sultans who were trying to fix the empire, but too many corrupt bureaucrats kept killing them and using religion as an evil excuse. it makes me understand the rise of secularism more.
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