ABNDESIGNS: Slop economy enjoyer
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Artist and Designer. https://t.co/KHJ3Jd5yZQ
Western Mass
Joined March 2013
The CIA pays me 80k a year to mess up white women’s instacart orders for discourse purposes.
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It's cool how so many 21st-century technologies seem to have no positive social utility whatsoever.
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I think about this tweet every time I sneeze
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Everyone who’s ever tried this in real life was shot square in the face, right?
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“[Netflix] assumes two viewers per screening.” .That’s a hell of an assumption to make about Snyder fans.
Zack Snyder says "more people probably saw ‘Rebel Moon’ than saw ‘Barbie’ in the theater, right?”. "Say right now it's almost at 90 million views, right? 80 to 90 million accounts turned it on, give or take. [Netflix] assumes two viewers per screening. That’s like 160,000,000
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“We see in Red Riding Hood a conscious abandonment of primal male order for the insidious pleasure of feminine chaos. And that frightens me, it really does.” . Joe Rogan: “Do you think it’s the same wolf from the 3 Little Pigs?”. Peterson, (sobbing): “Yes.”.
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one thing they dont tell u abt turning 23 is that suddenly its too late for everything. too late to pursue ur dreams, too late to take those risks, too late to be in love, too late to for quite literally everything. life ends at 22 and ure only left with regrets and longings.
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Certainly couldn’t make a musical about the miserable. What would you possibly call it?
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Not to defend Whedon as a person or a writer, but this sounds nothing like him at all
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The homeschooled kid I knew was regularly told that he had to be ready for when the UN soldiers would shoot him for loving Jesus. (I guess this was a big thing among the fundies back in the 90s).
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Jesus Christ
Democratic insiders begged Team Harris not to campaign with Liz Cheney or embrace her father .
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Elmo’s mom when Louis gets home from letting their son get beat down on live tv
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Wife is still alive.
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Mahershala Ali. Vampire picture. What do you need, a roadmap?
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@hollowchatter "If I weren't an actor, I'd probably be an urchin, a bootblack, or a Victorian ghost".
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Oh, so Wicked is like stupid stupid. Gotcha.
rewatching The Wizard of Oz knowing that these three were in a love triangle is so so funny
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I love whenever they imply that Krusty's show used to be pretty informative.
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The fuck? Were any of you alive for indoor smoking? It was disgusting
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Headings on the 25 emails you receive from Ticketmaster before the event: URGENT *Action Needed* Important Information .The email: you have a ticket.
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It’s Madame Web.
Elaine May to direct her first narrative feature in 30+ years with the Dakota Johnson-led #Crackpot:
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This has to be the least faithful film adaptation of all time
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A locked mutual shared this goodreads review of 100 Years of Solitude and I need to inflict it on all of you
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@WorriedLadybird I have to pool them with the folks who do YA book discourse and the “Sex scenes are unnecessary” people.
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Average Facebook enjoyer:
Exciting news: Mark Zuckerberg confirms AI spam is part of the strategy, more is coming, and Instagram & FB will become even less about your friends and who you interact with and more about shoving AI slop into every corner of every product.
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No. You’re clearly mistaken
Didn't Fight Club end with Tyler Durden blowing up the HQ of a major credit card company?.
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My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich
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@PetreRaleigh Drs Oz and Phil aren’t even the worst people she promoted. (This dude’s wiki has an arrest and imprisonment section and tw for sexual assault if you read it)
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@PetreRaleigh I’ll admit that watching Game of Thrones with my mom turned out to be a poor decision, but I’m not calling for a return of the Hayes code in response.
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The “leftist” pictured is a general in the United States Army.
A movie that, contrary to Starship Troopers, nobody ever talks about is "Mars Attacks!" by Tim Burton (based), with the exact opposite message. In it Martians almost completely wipe out humanity because leftists keep trying to make peace with them despite repeated aggression.
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Zeb has almost twice as much screen time as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy stop calling him a glup shitto
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@lisa_dreher97 don’t really think using birth in a committed relationship is “ejaculating irresponsibly”.
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Producers:
they should let John McTiernan make movies again. yeah he illegally wiretapped a producer and went to federal prison for it but in the grand scheme of Hollywood crimes that’s like the absolute lowest on the ladder.
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This is THE MATRIX for people who screamed at Mcdonald's workers about Szechuan sauce.
Now watching the greatest or worst movie ever made (apparently)
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The fact that these freaks can’t not talk like this is a real boon to the dems
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@charleyonhere “Have you considered that they’re a smoke-show?” is the absolute funniest response to criticism of someone’s creative work.
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@JHNR081 @PetreRaleigh Which is why the first time they grabbed a few seashells and immediately left.
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Me right before I was fired from.The New England Aquarium:.
I will not be watching “The Penguin” I am an adult.
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Me: I don’t like that customer service and the internet in general has been become a labyrinthine web of dark patterns, poorly functioning apps, and outright scams . The dumbest guy on twitter: You’re actually insane.
This is a wild fucking response to an easily relatable concern
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@muckrakery @SilvermanJacob I don’t think of myself as a particularly good human being, but there’s nothing that could compel me to send that last message.
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*Eric Adams PSA voice* Remember to give the sconces in your child’s bedrooms a tug to see if the fireplace rotates to reveal a secret passage. It might be something as simple as a laboratory, but maybe not.”.
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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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@mavericksmovies @chasehilton22 Also, it’s the director deciding it’s backlit, it didn’t just happen. They could also decide that’s there’s a light on the other side that’s lighting the actors faces.
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lol. By February she’s gonna on the board of directors of a fracking company that opens every well with a land acknowledgement.
Kamala Harris is considering running for president again in 2028, per Politico.
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The French hate to see a girlboss winning
Isabelle Adjani, one of France’s most revered actresses, received a two-year suspended prison sentence and was fined €250,000 for tax fraud in a Paris court on Thursday.
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The “I hate everybody” edit from Die Hard with A Vengeance is so funny because I love the idea of those guys getting up in McClaine’s face being like, “you will not bring that type of negativity down here!”.
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@JuiceThousand *watching one of those grimace shake tiktoks* Oh my god! Honey, call the police!.
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@StolenDans It’s like a buffet, you can take as many as you want, but you have to eat them all.
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Tina Fey like:
tina fey whacking emerald fennel a bit…. one thing about her she does not like other women!!
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Hands down no question:
what’s your favorite *reply* of all time on this website? only rule: it must be a reply from one user to another user’s tweet. it cannot be a reply to one’s own tweet.
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Is The Northman being "mid" a popular opinion? It's not the best thing I've ever seen, but I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it.
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Brett blocked me for reasons unknown, but he’s right
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So much of culture now is just Wizard Magazine going “Glen Danzig is short and muscular, he should be Wolverine”.
Following his surprising reveal of his bald appearance at the Governor's Awards, DC fans are calling for Robert Downey Jr. to play Lex Luthor in a #Superman movie.
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No funnier text to do this stuff with than Fire & Blood, which in the very text itself admits that the historiography is flawed, biased, and incomplete. There is no “real Alicent” from which Cooke could base her character.
do you remember the time when actors read books to understand their characters instead of insulting fans because 'i and the showrunners know better'
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Peggy quits like two episodes after this and Don eventually has to offer her a bunch more money and respect
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Libertarians hate Sesame Street because it’s all their girlfriends are allowed to watch
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The Prestige (2006 dir. Christopher Nolan).
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Getting screamed at by a rando vs Slight pushback from a mutual:
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the more my hairline recedes, the more sympathy I have for guys that get addicted to stupid little hats.
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And is that more dramatic work in the room with us right now?.
Keegan Michael-Key says he and Jordan Peele don’t see each other much anymore. “Our evolution, I think, is tied to both of what our desires are. His desire was to start exploring the horror genre, and my desire was to do more dramatic work like I had been trained in school”
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There’s a fun bit in one of the 3 Body Problem books where a scientist falls into into an artificial singularity and his insurance company won’t pay out since while he’s dead in his frame of reference, in our frame of reference he’s eternally heading for a point he’ll never reach.
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I was fan of all Robert Eggers previous films, but then I saw a single frame from a trailer on my phone and now I agree that he should be boiled in oil.
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People have been posting the bad Chuck Wendig tweet, but you don’t get the full effect without the LMM assist
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Is there a “Fortunate Son” for the Iraq war?.
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@joshtenet “Hi, this book wasn’t as good as The Shining, so I’d like my-“.“Okay, but it was better than Dreamcatcher, right?” .“Well, sure but. ”.*click*.“Hello? Hello?”.
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Dear Tom Cruise, .please bring back the overly-pedigreed court room thriller. Thanks in advance, .Andrew.
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