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If you can see this, it’s my birthday!! 🎉🎈🕺🏽🎊🎂🍰
Please say a prayer for me 😊
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@Savagenonny
“Your mum” when she pisses me off
“My mum” when we’re good
“Our mum” when I want us to ask her for something in unison
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So pissed
You sent me bumbum video yesterday and today you're posting the same video on your status
So why send it to me in the first place? Let me kuku watch with other people.
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@MorrisBaker_
Nigerian music then was like “you sweet like potato, I love you like tomato, I no go play you like Ronaldo”
So you can’t blame them
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Aswear I and my kids will be taking this and watching cartoons together
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One of my worst CU experiences was walking with a babe at night and she's hugging every guy she sees cos apparently she's cool with all of them
You go dey wait for them in silence as dem dey reminisce, once she finishes, 5 minutes later and it's a new guy
Ghosted her after
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I sha hope its cruise all of you are catching cos classifying someone that isn't entitled and greedy as "reason with me babe" is stupid
On any salary below 500k nothing concern you concern baddie. Except the baddie is funding your life. Just find your Low-key reason with me babe and live a quiet life of contemplation
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@iamspreado
@sire_frank
“He’s got the spirits in the back, charm like it’s attached”
“And a calabash filled with virgin turtle parts”
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@ToyosiGodwin
Chilling with my guys playing fifa and talking about girls and someone screams “update dey”
You know it’s money talks and everyone is paying attention to get that extra 💵
Guys>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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I enter babe DM tell am say I like am, next thing she dey tweet “this guy in my DM that said he likes me...”
Make ground open abeg
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Omo
Okafor’s law is the reason why people prefer their partners don’t keep in touch with their exes
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@Jiofeee
@samuelanjorin__
You want to act like girl cliques in CU didn’t have leaders?👀
Even in your clique gan gan
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Boyfriend sef dey run errand
Guy: babe I’m coming over
Babe: good, as you’re coming branch to the market near my house…
Guy: it’s literally close to your house 🙄
Babe: …
Guy: what would you want me to get from the market my love?
I want to move a motion. Married men, let’s say no to running errands for our wives. Enough is enough!!!!
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@Oshiokhai_a
@hormonelson01
How can someone relax when they’re seeing live horror movie??😂😂
Ogbeni panic o
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Opens Twitter*
Sco pa tu manaa
O je wa ke eng
What did you hear about...?
Me or 30 billion dollars
Posted 2 in case you didn’t believe in love at fir....
Me:
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@eris_chika1
Unless your name is typed in the snap or she specifies, just assume you're not the only one getting them
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If a guy and a girl who are just friends (like nothing is ever going deeper than that) go out, is it “bad” for the guy to see a pretty girl he admires and toast her and collect her number?
Do girls who are just friends find this offensive?
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@thecrazyinyou
And for some reason the person they’re chatting with never has any picture on their dp
Just fake conversations and vibes
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He’s on his page and you ran to tell us you’re not attracted to him
Him sef has said he’s not attracted to you
Make everybody go house
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@MrOdanz
Wakes up at 4am and gets to work by 5am for work that actually starts at 8am cos if they wake by 5, they’ll get to work by 11am
Ahhh
God forbid o
They’ll leave the office by 6 in the evening and now enter evening traffic and get home by like 9
See someone’s daily life
Tueh
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@segunoflagos
It’s better you didn’t touch her, before she starts calling it rape in the future
If she wants sex, let her ask with her chest
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Today is Friday
Use that money chop better food this night, with loud on the side
Then remain money for 2 odds tomorrow
Okay how much is a fair amount to send a babe you’re feeling? (I don’t do fraud)
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@Sujodamystique
People that will accept free lifts from strangers at 2am after clubbing, either they’re really brave or really dumb cos a guy would think thrice
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So I’m going to start GOT today from season 1
I will be back on Sunday twitter fam 🤗🤗
I have already seen all the spoilers but I never really understood anything so I’ll still be surprised when I see it
I’m tired of not getting GOT jokes y’all make here 😒💔
Peace ✌🏼
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@AimThaMachine_
@TheEmmalez
Panther
He knows all fighting styles and ones exclusive to wakanda
So he knows all the ones the bat knows and more
He’s winning
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If this guy doesn’t die even as the whole world is after him, he might as well be put among gods like Zeus and name him the new god of war
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@periccoma
If a girl meets a bro concerning another bro she likes, the initial bro must put in a good word for him to increase his bro’s chances of getting laid
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I tell babe she's pretty, she say "you're not bad yourself"
Make I no twist that nonsense mouth you use talk that thing
Me wey almost fine pass you?
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@Postsubman
This guy sha
You no even dey drop slip for boys
Abeg do one last knacks
I get 20k I wan use bet
Stake 300 odds abeg
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@Bariesia1
As long as he doesn’t cancel on you whenever you wanna see him and he spends a lot of time with you, I don’t see the problem
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I pinned her message so I could reply her first and quickly whenever I’m online
She replied hours later and said “sorry, your messages got pushed down by other messages”
Focus on yourself in 2021 kings 🙏🏽
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Can’t forget when I was toasting my crush that year and we were playing WhatsApp BC games, all them “pick a number between 1 and 30” games.
I now started it with her and she picked a number but the number has a foolish question, so I now edited it to “would you make out with me”
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@AuntyTete_Of_PH
@Tweetestboi_ph
@PepplePrincewi3
@Iam_Kellytams
@GodsgreatG
@maQmilliez
@ajuicygeorge
@duranko_7
@sellitinPHnow
@phspecials
@OrgyPort
@Manlike_Nero
@Vin_dzeal
Deleting in a few hours
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@jaysonrogue
What I got from this is that it’s actually possible to smash your way into being a god
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@sophiarich7
@MrOdanz
See a human beings life
Tell me why they won’t be frustrated and eventually run mad
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My own is that I always ask the person to say that exact thing they typed in a VN, so they can hear their own Nigerian-ness while saying “finna, talmbout”
I want every Nigerian on twitter to look at themselves in the mirror and say, “I’m not a black American”.
Once in the morning, Once at night, maybe they’d be cured on the 7th day.
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Getting angry that your friends don't talk to you every single day stems deep from your own insecurities
Constant communication must not be compulsory, long as the person is always there for you when you need it
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Asking this one if she’s 18+ and she’s replying “I guess 😁😁”
It’s not me you will koba in 2021 🏃🏽♂️
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Equivalent of this is boys suddenly becoming loud and aggressive in secondary school cos a new babe has joined the class
This guy wan comot person teeth just so show he's the strongest to the babe wey fit no send him papa
Baddie resumed with us today and suddenly every man on the team is a magnanimous team lead. Lol pathetic.
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I say I no get money, you dey tell me “you’re not yet married, what did you use your money for?”
I don’t blame you sha, na me dey open teeth with you
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@SheyiBolaji
@TeaKae1
@MayowaEdun
@KingsleyNnoruka
@olalekanbiggy
@aderojukola
@aproko_doctor
God bless y’all for this thread 😂
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You say you’re my girlfriend and I try to peck you in public to show dominance over these boyssss and you shrug me off
We’re done lmao
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@Jo__wie
@royzkingin
Aswearrrr😂😂😂
In that crowd, there would be someone trying to steal phone
Fear PH
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It’s the way pops always comes back with catfish whenever mum asks, one for the children and one alone for his wife, which the children will still join her to finish
I want to move a motion. Married men, let’s say no to running errands for our wives. Enough is enough!!!!
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@queen_curator
@salma_nellaaa
South Africa isn’t a bad place for masters tbh
I want to go help their economy in any way I can
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I still haven’t seen a church where the pastor preaches from “songs of Solomon”
Why do they dodge that part of the Bible?😏😏😏
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No be everybody you suppose link with sha
Some should just remain online friends
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@jaredsachilles
@_olowoayo
T’challa didn’t even need to change
Brother been ready for the fast since 1980
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@Badmos_Bam
@sophiarich7
@MrOdanz
How will you experience the fun side of Lagos when the whole day is spent in traffic on the way to the fun place??
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Meeting Twitter people in real life isn’t the problem, it’s meeting Twitter people that have Twitter mentality that’s the problem
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