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God❤️|| Engineer|| In a love-hate relationship with @ManUtd 🙂|| Omoluabi from Edo State🤌
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Birthday "depression" is the most common and not talked about thing. You literally have to put efforts to ensure you keep your joy when it's few days to your birthday.
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The story of that guy that got expelled from creche is killing me😂😭😭😭. How do you get expelled from creche😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Make your fellow 2/3 year olds see you begin dey cry😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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This tweet is evidence that if the legal age is reduced to say 9, 10, or 11 tomorrow, many men will gladly start dating them. Morals in the bush lmao. If you come under my post to say nonsense, I will tell you what you are💙.
2006 children will be turning 19 this year.WTF are you doing with them???.
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Parents are funny. We are inside keke, your child is reaching out to touch my jersey's logo, I politely told you to keep his hands off me but you are shocked that I won't allow a child play with me. I look like barney for your eyes. Better remove his hand before I bite it. Kmt.
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This brother's idea of masculinity is to cheat on his wife, follow another woman, abandon his children, and still feel no remorse. Oh Lord, what is going on with the moral fabric of this world. We dig a new level of foolishness and depravity every single day. Sigh.
I always feel reluctant to talk about my failed marriage so that people won’t assume I’m still nursing any wound that wasn’t there. But for the sake of people who would learn from my past and to validate John Doe’s teaching, it’s worth sharing. When I found out my ex-wife was.
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I uncover myself with the blood of Jesus. Maybe na me dey use my hand do myself😔.
There is marriage proposal pandemic going on in Nigeria right now. I cover myself with the blood of Jesus🙏.
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Tbh, if someone told me they read 110 books in a year, my first instinct will be to say welldone, not start analysing whether or not it's true. At the end, they are better than me, who barely read or didn't read anything. I am even motivated. But that's just me, sha.
I tried analyzing it. 110 books means you finish a book in about 3 days. This means that you’re reading every single day of the year, (save a few days you can hand count). To finish a book in about 3 days it means you need a good number of hours per day. How do you run a full.
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Getting married June 2025/2026. I will meet the LOML and wife this year. I feel it strongly. Will come back to quote this post in June of 2025/2026. Any woman I like to the extent of asking her to be my woman and she agrees, she don enter one chance because na she I go marry 😂😂.
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This is cheating btw. There was zero need to kiss in this promotional video. Like zero need. This is not a trailer o. A promotional video, not part of the film? Are both of you normal? Is there no body regulating this nonsense???. I am so angry!!!!!! Nonsense!!!!!!.
We said beautiful love story and SWEET Romance won’t be added???? Summer Rain is in Cinemas feb 7, 2025!!!!! Valentine’s Day just got better 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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Omooo sisters, sorry oo. They have want to use advise to finish you guys since yesterday 🫂❤️.
You see whom Theophilus Sunday wants to marry?!. A lawyer, sells properties. fine girl. Top tier babe. Making it big time in real estate and encouraging women to go after their dreams. If you like put your life on hold for a man, na you go suffer am!.
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Imagine not wanting to marry because your woman wants to hyphenate her surname with yours?. Like you will loose a good woman over surname??. Shey ori nta eyin okunrin yi nhi.
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His peers when they wake up knowing they are going to creche that day😂😭😭
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@vughnn That's even worse😭. Imagine your kid making a tantrum every morning about not wanting to go to creche, you will be worried, not knowing that there is a bully there and he's just a year old 😭😭.
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I truly hopw this Covenant University issue will not be swept under the carpet . It's beyond disgusting.
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@qudusask Genuinely, what do a 19-year-old and a 35-year-old have in common. If you, as a 35-year-old man decide to go for a 19-year-old lady, what will be your reason? Maybe we should start from there.
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Please, it is important to address something here. And it is that if you sent this boy here money, it's not your fault. It will be painful but please, don't blame yourself. Nobody can and should shame you for being a good person. The 100% of the blame is for him and him alone. .
This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill. For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
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Isreal: Come through. Lagos Babes: Who be Kwansogbu. 😂😂😂.
Israel: "I'm in your city o". babes: *zero reaction* . Israel: ashewo ulululululu.
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Hi, please allow me to be the plot twist that will make your thirties even better🙂. Happy birthday💙.
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Pastey is so funny 😭😭. Anytime I see this video, I am always reminded to be bold about my faith and what I believe in. Thank you for being such a great example. Happy birthday sir @pst_iren. I love you so much, my apostle ❤️🫂
There is one Pastey video, let me go find it. One of the funniest 😭.
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Skin no dey clear pass like this🤭
My skinnnnnnn. Too clear, mannn😭😭. My Dad's gene dey showwww😂.
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@I_am_SirDickson Your child go dey shout "ba ba ba" while crying, you no go know say na cry for help 😭😭.
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Two months later and this is still very real. The next woman I like enough to ask her to be my woman is my final bus stop. She go think say na play?. "Oh, you are angry at me, baby?. Oya, go and sleep. We will continue tomorrow" 💀.
Getting married June 2025/2026. I will meet the LOML and wife this year. I feel it strongly. Will come back to quote this post in June of 2025/2026. Any woman I like to the extent of asking her to be my woman and she agrees, she don enter one chance because na she I go marry 😂😂.
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Men of God are never beating the allegations 😭😭. And you will still have mind to tell me "beauty fades" 😭😭😭😭. So sir, why your wife con resemble miss world??????.
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I wore the same color with my favorite kids today😂😂. Happy Father's day to me too o😂❤️. P.S: PJK's children are so beautiful and they love me too!🤭
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@qudusask Why don't you answer mine first and you will see why your question ab initio is not relevant to the bigger picture.
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@lanruzze "CAN'T YOU. tawaiii. SEE. tawaiii. THAT YOU. tawaiii. tawaiii ARE. tawaiii. HEADING. tawaiiii. INTO A. tawaiiii. TRUCK. Tawaiiiix100😭😭.
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I almost settled but as I saw this tweet, my delulu is back to pro max. This tweet is my reminder that I am not asking for too much and the Lind of partner that I want exists. No retreat, no surrender. Until I see her, I won't commit myself and my time to anybody 🤌.
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Five months of talking everyday with the love of my life ❤️. Gradually showing her full face as well😂. Check my cover picture. Before 1 year, e go show finish (I think)😂❤️.
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This video of Pastey brings me to tears every time I watch it😭😭😂😂. "Born against" 😭😭😭😭
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Uhmm, so many people are apparently experiencing this. This was supoose to be a random thought i have in my head. I wish everyone love. I pray your heart is not burdened and you begin to see the beauty in birthdays. I love you all. God loves you too❤.
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The first tweet of Pastey that I saw😂😂. I was not a fan then because of how loud CCI members were then (silly me💀) but I loved the thread. This thread made me look him up on YouTube. Four years down the line, easily one of the best decisions I ever made. Thank you sir.
PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THE BIBLE FORBIDS WOMEN WEARING TROUSERS? Such a pity. Misinformation has done way more harm than ignorance. Thread.
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@ogheneovie_o I remember the day I made a mistake that would have ruined my life. You gave me a time machine that helped go back and undo it. I am eternally grateful🫂❤️.
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Don't do all these lmao. They will still be laughing with you. Start using their skincare products like cream. For example, use CosRx snail blah blah to rub your whole body instead of your face alone. When she notices it like three times, she go comport🙂.
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@_chrissthegreat I remember when you casually gave me air to breathe when I needed it and you couldn't breathe for 1 hour. Just thought to say thank you💙.
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The way I will transfer my aggression on your child, you won't forget my face😑😑😑.
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1. Accountability is not negotiable. Never enter a relationship with someone you can't hold accountable or be accountable to. 2. Never enter a relationship with someone you can't freely express yourself to (both pleasure and displeasure). 3. I know people say "be friends first".
People in relationships what advice would you give single people that are serious about finding love this year?.
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My intrusive thoughts tweet dey do numbers. I am usually not this bad o💀. Today is justttt😑😑. Thank God it's not when Man Utd was losing that it happened, them for separate both men and child to no avail. If e no leave with black eye, call me bas****😑😑😑.
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@I_am_General3 The insane power of Nigerians to go to the extreme to feel good about themselves💀.
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Just saw that there is an account that collate all the accounts that insults the John Doe guy and send them to him so he can block them😂😂😂. Twitter is a very funny place 😂😂. I am surprised and worried 😭😭.
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Email to let her know about the date, get her a dress and a pair of heels to go with (will be delivered with an hand-written note from me),send another email a day to the date telling her how excited I am to spend the day with her, pick her up, have a good time, and drop her back.
If you could create your own perfect date, what would it look like?.
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This morning my girlfriend called, we spoke for about 2 minutes and she went silent. I asked what was wrong, she said nothing. She then told me she feels so lucky to have a man like me, I smiled and I told her I love her so much and she said she loves me too. Love is beautiful🤍.
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CT sisters on every relationship post: God when??😭😭. Same CT sisters: zero pictures and 241 memes plus 20 pictures of their Pastor in their media, don't go out, 7 unread messsages in their dms, run away before the benediction, and so on. Una never ready😒😒.
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I have no problem with your opinion tbh, Ayo. So, I am not going to address that. What I would address, however, is the unraveling you talked about. I know Twitter is abound with opinions, but projecting your VERY faulty view on me is wild lmao. You DON'T. .
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Agbafians are the worst of us, man. They are never beating the allegations lmao.
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"Good morning, Twitter. I just want you guys to know my wife woke up this morning to cook me stir fry rice to take to work. I am enjoying o". "He won't say he woke up earlier to do our laundry". "Baby, today is for you". I fell down on my knees at Sapele Road😭😭. @azarah_p.
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9 months later 😂.
Pastey, when next we see, I will hold on to your legs until I get a picture😭😭.
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Omoo, I want brides to eat on their wedding day abeg. The few weddings I have been privileged to see and take part in organizing, brides usually do not eat until it's too late. Same for the groom as well. Omooo, if my wife and I no chop, no wedding o😭😭.
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@Acupofmikey @duchessm__ @YarKafanchan You see the eloquence?. The precision of each sentence?. The confidence?. The power behind each word?. God, this is how i want my woman to be. I am dumbfounded. This is our women!!. If you are a woman and you are reading this, I am so proud of each and eveyone of you😍😍.
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Growing up, I was told Pastor Chris Oyakhilome is a fake Pastor because of his preachings. There were even publications about people who went to hell and saw his members because they followed his teachings. Just listened to on of his messages from 2009 and I am wondering. .
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Oh boy🫂. Sorry you felt that way, Fey❤️. CCI is not the only church getting it right, especially when it comes to doctrine. As long as the church you attend teaches sound doctrine and are getting the basics right, no loss was made. All of us will rejoice together in heaven🫂❤️.
This is one of the reasons why I left CCI. It didn’t feel inclusive. Not everyone can speak in tongues & not everyone will. I got tired of attending service cause every second…”Pray in the Holy Ghost”. Then you start to feel out of place cause you’re the only one not “praying in.
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@mzibifaka @PillzMadaki @thehalimat He may not have the best way to point it out but he explained the reason for asking and i think perspective is important too. Both of you are very correct. .
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Church was good good. My pastor preached so well today too. Still the cool kids that we are🤭❤️. Becoming a tradition I am falling in love with🤭.
Today, PJK preached about Ecclesia. While he mentioned a lot of things, the one that stood out for me is that God wants everyone to grow and be grounded in a local assembly. You will avoid many errors by constantly being in the midst of fellow believers. P.S: we look so cool🤭
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@A_Little___ @ozzyetomi What's the difference lmao. Is it not the same "wife material" and "husband material". Why are you pressed lmao?.
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My pastor and I. Cool keeds of CCI Benin, youno❤️
Almost forgot. You went to church today? Kindly quote this post with your Sunday pictures!!. If you air me, I will cry😑.
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I have gone to pick this woman from work 3 days in a row🥹.Context: I work remotely so I ordinarily have no business leaving home 😅😅.But once it’s 4pm, I'll dress up, leave home and drive to her office car park to wait till she closes, just to take her home🥹♥️. Finished man🥺.
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I am bored 😪. Like this and I will say what I genuinely think about you🙂. Let's do this. Helps if we have interacted at least once before though🙂
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We didn't take last week because we were tired💀. But here you go🤭. As usual, church was good gooddd. I love my people so much 🥺. And update: More important people have joined our sunday tradition 🤭🤭
Church was good good. My pastor preached so well today too. Still the cool kids that we are🤭❤️. Becoming a tradition I am falling in love with🤭.
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My best friend is about moving out of the country lol. The past few months have put a significant strain on our friendship (100% my fault), but now that we talked on the phone, I am incredibly scared I am losing a part of myself and I am not going to see her again. Phew.
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Thank God she left you or you left her. Either way, she won even if she didn't know it lmao.
If she was an U-23 babe I’d have understood, you can’t do this shit with me when we both have careers.
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My wife's birthday in a few minutes, she slept pretty early. I pretended to be asleep too, when I noticed she was deep asleep, got up to arrange her birthday gift in the parlor. She's going to wake up to it . My sweet woman,so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with her ❤️.
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I open South Africa's cooking in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit 😂😂😂😭😭😭.
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I am not even going to lie, I am really scared of people who play the devil's advocate. They will carry the issue on their head whole completely ignoring logic. Because you have to either be a joker or you intentionally want to stand out from the crowd (bad idea) to put this out.
Dear Guinness World Records,. I recently acquainted myself further with your esteemed organisation by exploring your website. I found myself drawn towards your inspiring mission: "To document the incredible", and your integrity: assessing claims with an impartial yet enthusiastic.
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My salary earner friends, I just want to say there is nobody I love more than you guys. Good morning and I hope you have a great weekend ❤️❤️. I love you all so mucccchhhhhhh🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.
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Good evening o🌚
My barber is a sorcerer, mannnn😭😭😭😭😭😭. My confidence will just go to 10000000% after each cut. See me looking like today's bread😭.
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Good evening Pastey @pst_iren, Calvary greetings in Jesus name. Happy new month sir. I just want to remind you that today is May 4 already. Album, we never see o 😭🤧.
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God bless the ambience unit, man. Such a premium unit. The best in CCI frfr.
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Today's sermon was about the assurance of salvation. The prerequisite for salvation remains belief. Once you believe that God came as a man (Jesus), to die for men so they can hage eternal life, you are saved🤭
Happy Sunday everyone. Please quote this with your picture and what you learnt in church today.
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And my barber, thank you to my barber😂❤️. Second frame is my favorite ❤️
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My love for this man. Gosssshhhhh😭😭😭. I love youuu, sirrrr @pst_iren
Pastey knows meee!!!!😭😭😭. He saw me and was like "youuu" with the warmest hug I have received in a long whileeee😭😭😭.
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It's a process. Doesn't happen overnight. First, let them be. There will be days you would want to go back but remember what made you leave. Have shame too. Finally, love yourself more than you love the person. You will be fine.
quick one — how do you un-crush someone? 🫠.
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Ngl, I saw 3k people watching when I joined for Pastey's preaching at WOFBEC, 20mins later, we were like 6.7k😭😭.
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Evidence!❤️🤭
I look so good today. Chaiii🤭🤭.
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Straightforward women>>>>>. Hian hian. Send a DM🌚
Lez have eet🤭.
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Walahi talai, if I don't have an expressive woman that will rizz me up with words out of the blues, I am not doing. The things I have read today😭😭😭. Take your stoic and "fineee boyyyy" compliments away from meeeeee😑😑😑.
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@UkpongEmmy @Tonijohnson100 Lmao. I can assure you that it will spoil. God help you its not that day's meat. Even you will not want to eat it again lmao.
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The most good looking groom in the world😍🥳
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CCI is a prototype church. No be just words. We dey always show workings📌.
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I expect every CCI members not to join the dragging of PB sha. Anytime you feel the urge, dust your notes from Sunday. Stream the service again sef. The urge will die, I promise you. God bless you🫂💙.
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I am listening to @pst_iren sermon (Roadmap to Dominion) at Global Harvest Church, and it is exactly what I needed. It's the way sermons I need per time and season get to me somehow. This one, through an excerpt , I found it youtube.
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@UkpongEmmy @Tonijohnson100 The process of making ponmo and cow leg is different. If you have seen where ponmo is made, you won't hold this view. Like I said, I am sorry it went like that, but the woman did what she thought was best.
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