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Birthday "depression" is the most common and not talked about thing. You literally have to put efforts to ensure you keep your joy when it's few days to your birthday
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The story of that guy that got expelled from creche is killing me😂😭😭😭
How do you get expelled from creche😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Make your fellow 2/3 year olds see you begin dey cry😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Parents are funny. We are inside keke, your child is reaching out to touch my jersey's logo, I politely told you to keep his hands off me but you are shocked that I won't allow a child play with me
I look like barney for your eyes. Better remove his hand before I bite it. Kmt
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I uncover myself with the blood of Jesus.
Maybe na me dey use my hand do myself😔
There is marriage proposal pandemic going on in Nigeria right now
I cover myself with the blood of Jesus🙏
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Getting married June 2025/2026. I will meet the LOML and wife this year. I feel it strongly. Will come back to quote this post in June of 2025/2026
Any woman I like to the extent of asking her to be my woman and she agrees, she don enter one chance because na she I go marry 😂😂
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Omooo sisters, sorry oo. They have want to use advise to finish you guys since yesterday 🫂❤️
You see whom Theophilus Sunday wants to marry?!
A lawyer, sells properties....fine girl. Top tier babe. Making it big time in real estate and encouraging women to go after their dreams.
If you like put your life on hold for a man, na you go suffer am!
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Imagine not wanting to marry because your woman wants to hyphenate her surname with yours?
Like you will loose a good woman over surname??.
Shey ori nta eyin okunrin yi nhi.
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His peers when they wake up knowing they are going to creche that day😂😭😭
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@vughnn
That's even worse😭
Imagine your kid making a tantrum every morning about not wanting to go to creche, you will be worried, not knowing that there is a bully there and he's just a year old 😭😭
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I truly hopw this Covenant University issue will not be swept under the carpet
It's beyond disgusting
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Please, it is important to address something here. And it is that if you sent this boy here money, it's not your fault. It will be painful but please, don't blame yourself. Nobody can and should shame you for being a good person. The 100% of the blame is for him and him alone...
This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill.
For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
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Skin no dey clear pass like this🤭
My skinnnnnnn. Too clear, mannn😭😭. My Dad's gene dey showwww😂
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@I_am_SirDickson
Your child go dey shout "ba ba ba" while crying, you no go know say na cry for help 😭😭
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Two months later and this is still very real.
The next woman I like enough to ask her to be my woman is my final bus stop. She go think say na play?
"Oh, you are angry at me, baby?. Oya, go and sleep. We will continue tomorrow" 💀
Getting married June 2025/2026. I will meet the LOML and wife this year. I feel it strongly. Will come back to quote this post in June of 2025/2026
Any woman I like to the extent of asking her to be my woman and she agrees, she don enter one chance because na she I go marry 😂😂
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Men of God are never beating the allegations 😭😭.
And you will still have mind to tell me "beauty fades" 😭😭😭😭
So sir, why your wife con resemble miss world??????
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I wore the same color with my favorite kids today😂😂. Happy Father's day to me too o😂❤️
P.S: PJK's children are so beautiful and they love me too!🤭
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@lanruzze
"CAN'T YOU..tawaiii..SEE...tawaiii...THAT YOU....tawaiii..tawaiii ARE....tawaiii...HEADING..tawaiiii...INTO A...tawaiiii...TRUCK....
Tawaiiiix100😭😭
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I almost settled but as I saw this tweet, my delulu is back to pro max.
This tweet is my reminder that I am not asking for too much and the Lind of partner that I want exists. No retreat, no surrender. Until I see her, I won't commit myself and my time to anybody 🤌.
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Five months of talking everyday with the love of my life ❤️
Gradually showing her full face as well😂. Check my cover picture. Before 1 year, e go show finish (I think)😂❤️
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This video of Pastey brings me to tears every time I watch it😭😭😂😂. "Born against" 😭😭😭😭
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Uhmm, so many people are apparently experiencing this. This was supoose to be a random thought i have in my head. I wish everyone love. I pray your heart is not burdened and you begin to see the beauty in birthdays. I love you all. God loves you too❤
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The first tweet of Pastey that I saw😂😂. I was not a fan then because of how loud CCI members were then (silly me💀) but I loved the thread. This thread made me look him up on YouTube.
Four years down the line, easily one of the best decisions I ever made. Thank you sir
PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THE BIBLE FORBIDS WOMEN WEARING TROUSERS? Such a pity.
Misinformation has done way more harm than ignorance.
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Don't do all these lmao. They will still be laughing with you.
Start using their skincare products like cream. For example, use CosRx snail blah blah to rub your whole body instead of your face alone. When she notices it like three times, she go comport🙂
Men! She wears your best clothes you wear her best slippers, they don't like that thing, first to do no dey pain 50/50🤧🤧🤧
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The way I will transfer my aggression on your child, you won't forget my face😑😑😑
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1. Accountability is not negotiable. Never enter a relationship with someone you can't hold accountable or be accountable to.
2. Never enter a relationship with someone you can't freely express yourself to (both pleasure and displeasure).
3. I know people say "be friends first"
People in relationships what advice would you give single people that are serious about finding love this year?
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My intrusive thoughts tweet dey do numbers.
I am usually not this bad o💀. Today is justttt😑😑. Thank God it's not when Man Utd was losing that it happened, them for separate both men and child to no avail. If e no leave with black eye, call me bas****😑😑😑
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@I_am_General3
The insane power of Nigerians to go to the extreme to feel good about themselves💀
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Just saw that there is an account that collate all the accounts that insults the John Doe guy and send them to him so he can block them😂😂😂
Twitter is a very funny place 😂😂. I am surprised and worried 😭😭
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Email to let her know about the date, get her a dress and a pair of heels to go with (will be delivered with an hand-written note from me),send another email a day to the date telling her how excited I am to spend the day with her, pick her up, have a good time, and drop her back
If you could create your own perfect date, what would it look like?
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This morning my girlfriend called, we spoke for about 2 minutes and she went silent. I asked what was wrong, she said nothing. She then told me she feels so lucky to have a man like me, I smiled and I told her I love her so much and she said she loves me too. Love is beautiful🤍
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CT sisters on every relationship post: God when??😭😭
Same CT sisters: zero pictures and 241 memes plus 20 pictures of their Pastor in their media, don't go out, 7 unread messsages in their dms, run away before the benediction, and so on.
Una never ready😒😒
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I have no problem with your opinion tbh, Ayo. So, I am not going to address that.
What I would address, however, is the unraveling you talked about. I know Twitter is abound with opinions, but projecting your VERY faulty view on me is wild lmao. You DON'T....
I find men like this funny because when you're done "baiting" unsuspecting babes with tweets like this, you end up unravelling.
Now, let's crack it up a bit. I'll restate my position.
The only thing that guy did wrong was "accepting" at first when he knows that's not what he
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"Good morning, Twitter. I just want you guys to know my wife woke up this morning to cook me stir fry rice to take to work. I am enjoying o"
"He won't say he woke up earlier to do our laundry"
"Baby, today is for you"
I fell down on my knees at Sapele Road😭😭.
@azarah_p
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Omoo, I want brides to eat on their wedding day abeg. The few weddings I have been privileged to see and take part in organizing, brides usually do not eat until it's too late. Same for the groom as well.
Omooo, if my wife and I no chop, no wedding o😭😭
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@Acupofmikey
@duchessm__
@YarKafanchan
You see the eloquence?
The precision of each sentence?
The confidence?
The power behind each word?
God, this is how i want my woman to be..
I am dumbfounded..
This is our women!!
If you are a woman and you are reading this, I am so proud of each and eveyone of you😍😍
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Growing up, I was told Pastor Chris Oyakhilome is a fake Pastor because of his preachings. There were even publications about people who went to hell and saw his members because they followed his teachings. . Just listened to on of his messages from 2009 and I am wondering.......
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Oh boy🫂. Sorry you felt that way, Fey❤️. CCI is not the only church getting it right, especially when it comes to doctrine. As long as the church you attend teaches sound doctrine and are getting the basics right, no loss was made. All of us will rejoice together in heaven🫂❤️
This is one of the reasons why I left CCI. It didn’t feel inclusive. Not everyone can speak in tongues & not everyone will. I got tired of attending service cause every second…”Pray in the Holy Ghost”. Then you start to feel out of place cause you’re the only one not “praying in
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@mzibifaka
@PillzMadaki
@thehalimat
He may not have the best way to point it out but he explained the reason for asking and i think perspective is important too... Both of you are very correct..
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Church was good good. My pastor preached so well today too.. Still the cool kids that we are🤭❤️
Becoming a tradition I am falling in love with🤭.
Today, PJK preached about Ecclesia. While he mentioned a lot of things, the one that stood out for me is that God wants everyone to grow and be grounded in a local assembly. You will avoid many errors by constantly being in the midst of fellow believers.
P.S: we look so cool🤭
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@A_Little___
@ozzyetomi
What's the difference lmao.
Is it not the same "wife material" and "husband material". Why are you pressed lmao?.
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I am bored 😪. Like this and I will say what I genuinely think about you🙂. Let's do this. Helps if we have interacted at least once before though🙂
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We didn't take last week because we were tired💀. But here you go🤭. As usual, church was good gooddd. I love my people so much 🥺
And update: More important people have joined our sunday tradition 🤭🤭
Church was good good. My pastor preached so well today too.. Still the cool kids that we are🤭❤️
Becoming a tradition I am falling in love with🤭.
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My best friend is about moving out of the country lol. The past few months have put a significant strain on our friendship (100% my fault), but now that we talked on the phone, I am incredibly scared I am losing a part of myself and I am not going to see her again. Phew.
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My wife's birthday in a few minutes, she slept pretty early.
I pretended to be asleep too, when I noticed she was deep asleep, got up to arrange her birthday gift in the parlor.
She's going to wake up to it
My sweet woman,so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with her ❤️
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Thank God she left you or you left her. Either way, she won even if she didn't know it lmao
If she was an U-23 babe I’d have understood, you can’t do this shit with me when we both have careers.
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I open South Africa's cooking in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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I am not even going to lie, I am really scared of people who play the devil's advocate. They will carry the issue on their head whole completely ignoring logic
Because you have to either be a joker or you intentionally want to stand out from the crowd (bad idea) to put this out
Dear Guinness World Records,
I recently acquainted myself further with your esteemed organisation by exploring your website. I found myself drawn towards your inspiring mission: "To document the incredible", and your integrity: assessing claims with an impartial yet enthusiastic
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My salary earner friends, I just want to say there is nobody I love more than you guys. Good morning and I hope you have a great weekend ❤️❤️. I love you all so mucccchhhhhhh🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Good evening o🌚
My barber is a sorcerer, mannnn😭😭😭😭😭😭
My confidence will just go to 10000000% after each cut.
See me looking like today's bread😭
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Good evening Pastey
@pst_iren
, Calvary greetings in Jesus name. Happy new month sir. I just want to remind you that today is May 4 already. Album, we never see o 😭🤧
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Today's sermon was about the assurance of salvation. The prerequisite for salvation remains belief. Once you believe that God came as a man (Jesus), to die for men so they can hage eternal life, you are saved🤭
Happy Sunday everyone. Please quote this with your picture and what you learnt in church today.
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And my barber, thank you to my barber😂❤️
Second frame is my favorite ❤️
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It's a process. Doesn't happen overnight.
First, let them be. There will be days you would want to go back but remember what made you leave. Have shame too. Finally, love yourself more than you love the person.
You will be fine.
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Ngl, I saw 3k people watching when I joined for Pastey's preaching at WOFBEC, 20mins later, we were like 6.7k😭😭
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Walahi talai, if I don't have an expressive woman that will rizz me up with words out of the blues, I am not doing
The things I have read today😭😭😭
Take your stoic and "fineee boyyyy" compliments away from meeeeee😑😑😑
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Straightforward women>>>>>. Hian hian.
Send a DM🌚
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Grounds for breakup without reconciliation 😭😭
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The most good looking groom in the world😍🥳
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CCI is a prototype church. No be just words. We dey always show workings📌
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I expect every CCI members not to join the dragging of PB sha.
Anytime you feel the urge, dust your notes from Sunday. Stream the service again sef. The urge will die, I promise you. God bless you🫂💙
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Today, PJK preached about Ecclesia. While he mentioned a lot of things, the one that stood out for me is that God wants everyone to grow and be grounded in a local assembly. You will avoid many errors by constantly being in the midst of fellow believers.
P.S: we look so cool🤭
Happy Sunday family😊😊.
Please quote this with what you learnt in church and your Sunday pictures
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Watched this woman sleep yesterday and the way she looked so peaceful while sleeping🥺.. I have never felt such a fierce urge to protect someone like I did yesterday.. Omo, I am so committed to loving her and helping her keep her peace..
May God help me
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Sundays are easily the best day of the week for me because I get to worship God with my siblings in Christ❤️. Happy Sunday ❤️
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Thank God for a successful outing at C & S Aduwawa, Benin today 🥳🥳🥳.
You can see how I give my all for my clients. Your satisfaction is my priority🤭. Book me today!!!
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Had the best time of my life today. Goshhhhh
@LifeisEaziWithKeren
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Sneak peak again🤭. Out for my people again today. We go again in the name of the Lord🥳🥳
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Credit alert is therapeutic, bruhhh. Such a 12/10 babe😭
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Pastey preached so good this morning.
Gosh!!!
I can be corrected and I take corrections. I stop seeing corrections as attacks but as diagnoses so I can change for the better. Thank you Jesus😭😭
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Today's pictures perfectly describe the service we had. God's plan is for all to have a family they belong to. That's God's structure for the church. You can't do life alone (and you shouldn't). Join a church today and stay there ❤️
BTW, we are now four officially 🤭. Gloryyy🥳
It's been a while👀. I knowwwww🙂. Anyways, the tradition continues🥳. Church was good good as usual🥳. Still the happiest day of the week for me🥳.
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I can be extra affectionate with my friends😭😭. I no dey do that hard guy nonsense😂😂.
I love youuuuuuu❤️❤️❤️
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Wearing Agbada for my boy🤭
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Happy Sunday people❤️. 2023 was a yearrrr. Thank God❤️❤️. See you all in 2024❤️🫂
God, let this outfit come out as I see it in my head m on Sunday o. First time I am trying it. I will cry if it doesn't work o😭😭.
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CCI people have booked all the bolts and car hailing services in Lagos finish😭😭😭.
Me, I am sha not sitting in the overflow today😭😭😭
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Having a wife is so peaceful. I don’t have to worry if I’m being clingy or over extending myself. Because she literally is just as in love as me. I can rest knowing I have the one I’m going to be with forever. Great feeling🥺
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It's been too longgg😂😂.. I know I knowww😂. Anyways, we still remain the cool kids of
@cci_benin
. Worship with us next sundayyyyy💙💙
Today's pictures perfectly describe the service we had. God's plan is for all to have a family they belong to. That's God's structure for the church. You can't do life alone (and you shouldn't). Join a church today and stay there ❤️
BTW, we are now four officially 🤭. Gloryyy🥳
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My salary, earner friends, I love you all very much. You all are the best things after semolina and egusi. I love you all very much. Just checking in on you people❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@_mirajones_
@ogbame_justus
The last born when they wake her to go off the generator be like "shey these people dey okay like this abi una dey whine me?"
😂😂
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