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🇳🇬 ✦ Product designer & Illustrator ✦ Singer ✦ Marriage Counselor
Munich, Germany
Joined May 2014
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the bar is celestial I'm sick.
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fiscal touch.
Physical touch or words of affirmation?.
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no problem, as long as we're still touching somehow. so it's either bumbum to bumbum or foot to foot or thigh on thigh, but we must sha touch.
Cuddling is nice and cute but when I want to sleep we need to go our separate ways. 🫠🫠.
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me as a pastor: "that Harmattan is preparing you for your Manhattan 🙂↕️🫵🏾".
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now now it's 16th of January? . January used to be stronger than this. they are diluting the months.
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400m in debt and you dey paste UBA aza. how much is now the whole UBA head office at Marina?.
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you've won us over with skits you're now transitioning into modelling ehn fine boy. no wahala, God sees all.
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Ghanaians are one of my favourite people. what do you mean "please have you scammed me?" 😭.
She has blocked me today😭😭😭I can’t find her account anymore😭😭😭😭😭😭.God will judge her😭😭😭
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"please stay". "stop it, don't beg me 😒". "please stay". "don't beg me 🙄". "please stay". "𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓰 𝓶𝓮 🙈".
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spoiling each other till you both start adding weight >>>. now that's ọra for ọra.
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once Obi wins tomorrow just wrap him inside aluminium foil and put inside fridge till May 29. make the democracy dey marinate 😮💨🫴🏾.
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It's starting to make sense why Patience Ozokwor used to test the poison first in case na fake.
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Boya the academy is not based in Nigeria because I can already count 7 suspension letters from this picture alone.
Welcome to Wilmer Academy, a school where your dreams are either fulfilled or broken. #FarFromHome is coming 📚
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"imma need all the love and support" . walai youmma need more than that.
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I hate houseflies so much man. Why can't you go out the same way you came? The window is wide open, why are you hitting your head on the glass screaming bzz bzz are you mad??.
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At least Golden morn doesn't fund terrorism.
Cornflakes is far better than Golden morn.
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Moi-Moi is such an interesting food because you never know what is going to be inside. Is it fish? Is it boiled egg? Is it stone? Exciting.
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where am I going to quickly see pawpaw seeds?. *dies in front of shoprite*.
Very easy!. - Quickly get pawpaw Seed .- You need around 8-10 seeds.- Blend it .- Take the powdered seed with water. You'll be fine.
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people their size as as how??.
"Why don't they take people their size? Why are they torturing our children?". Nigeria's First Lady, Remi Tinubu speaks about kidnappings in Nigeria.
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I so much like that we associate our traditional wears with wealth. random guy in a suit? he just works in an office. decked up in full native gear? ahhh he must be a big man.
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That is when your parents will be travelling everywhere. "you were born in New York and grew up there till you were 2". Ok why are we not there now? What are we doing in FESTAC??.
Being a baby was really a crazy time tbh. Sleep in lekki… wake up at wedding in ibadan 😭😭.
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I feel like we take Adekunle Gold and Simi's story to lightly sometimes sha. What they did is MAD to me. Imagine achieving your dreams and getting married to the long-time love of your life and having a kid together all while being at the top of your games? Bruh.
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not a single atom of friendship was involved in the last 5 seconds of this video.
TOPE is a SHARP GUY “friend” . Madam! Tope was playing Olomi by Tosin Martins in the background. Friend ko Ore mi! Berra go and pick date and venue. ❤️😍❤️😍❤️
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Lekki did it first but go off.
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Israel: "I'm in your city o". babes: *zero reaction* . Israel: ashewo ulululululu.
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genuine question, I'm not trying to be rude at all. I'm just curious. but how does it feel to study and practice law in a country bent on being lawless?.
They are now on their way to Kuje Prisons, not Juvenile Detention Center, Kuje Prisons.
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As far as I'm concerned you and that person are agemates.
Lmao! Pesin dey university for 1998, i just Dey enter secondary school that year 😂😂😂😂.
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If you like don't be resting. You'll die at 8am, your oga will have your job up on LinkedIn by 10am. Nobody is going to hang your jersey in a museum, this is not the NBA.
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once I start to see plenty shalaye I just check their bio first to confirm if they are a writer and mentally check out. no be my emotional investment you go use sell market for the ending of thread.
My girlfriend’s dad called me today and I didn't know it was him. I've never met him. I was trying to catch a few minutes of rest when the phone rang, I picked and I heard “How are you, Otunba Bantale on the line. Haa,Bantale? .That's my girlfriend’s surname!.
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nobody:. Nigerians: *rubs their feet together like a housefly before climbing into bed*.
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"knock knock". "who is there?". "Damo". "Damo who?". "Damostexecellencyisjesus".
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So that after 4 of my friends have walked out saying "I'm not the groom", me I will now walk out and say I'm the groom.
Why do you want to get married?.
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Life was simpler when skincare was just Dudu Osun, Nixoderm and Vaseline. Now I gotta cleanse, tone, use serum, moisturize, then add sunscreen?.
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Fake story or not, having kids has to be more than just baby fever or family pressure. It's you that will be buying pampers and cerelac,.it's you that won't sleep at night,.it's you that'll fund their entire education. Not your in-law or parents, YOU.
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osheyyy. I will stand with you between the heavens and upper iweka 🥹❤️.
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One person come dey talk say "the love you want is in a body you're not attracted to" . You and who?.
Babes dey my brother. BABES DEYYYYY.
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nah I need T-pain to actually stick because it fits him so much.
T pain has landed in Maiduguri with his new 150bn Jet, to promise the flood victims bags of rice.
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my mom and I were casually walking home and, me being drawn to the singing and drumming in a roadside school, I broke free and ran inside to join the other kids on the assembly. My mom entered chasing after me, but the teachers begged her to leave me. that's how I started school.
what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly.
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this conversation is so funny because we were using "flabbergasted" casually as an insult prefix in primary school . e.g flabbergasted he-goat.
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You go give person benefit of the doubt, dem go chop the benefit leave the doubts.
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everybody on my TL just dey reminisce. "remember when this and that was cheaper" . we're too young to be this nostalgic already man.
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He even wear native . Pooja Lobster.
And you say there no mind, no creator behind creation?. Look again👀
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The year is 2007:. Your dad is outside filling the car tank at Texaco, and you are in the back seat begging the last born to ask your mom for Mr Biggs and Supa Strikas without mentioning your name.
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Oh but when I say "Hangel" suddenly it's because of a curse Oduduwa laid upon me ba?.
Halle Bailey’s debut solo single “Angel” is out now. @HalleBailey .
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are you sure you don't want to check where her mommy is from?
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we don't praise Eba enough. there's no soup in this world she can't match up to. such an all-round babe.
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"he has not yet bitten the forbidden fruit of manhood" at age 20 according to you. Very good. So it's his ex-wife at the age of 19 that had eaten the garden egg of womanhood ba?.
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I cannot stress how much of a terrible idea it would be to vote in a frail politician with an openly extremist vice president. I personally would not forgive it, because you were told.
Northerners should reject Atiku for opposing Sharia rule in Nigeria: Kashim Shettima.
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this one that he is 40% stomach . hope it's not semo you're feeding our blek panther.
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You people are parboiling NOODLES?. You wan kill the jerry curl?.
All of you that don’t parboil your rice, spaghetti and noodles, side eye. Have you seen the water that comes out when you do parboil?🧍🏾♀️why are you willing eating so much starch?.
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you will be wasting money on skincare you no go know say na Ayomide Sauce dey cancel the Dr Teal's. God please.
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Azula is a dirty fighter na. Özil abi wetin be her papa name, shebi Aang deleted his bending.exe file.
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I only just fully understood what streaks were this year. I used to just send pictures from my gallery and wonder why the streak ended.
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the kiss in front of Daniel Etim's name is silent. it should be Kiss Daniel Etim.
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anyone looking to start a career in:. 1. UX Design.2. Project Management.3. Data Analytics.4. IT Automation with Python.5. IT Support.6. Digital Marketing & E-Commerce.7. Cybersecurity. here's your chance, it's a scholarship program. deadline: 19th may.
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Someone that I just met? lmaooo². Me and your mommy will miss you dear.
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Tye Tribett's "son of Man" had teenage me in my feelings every time . that's really great gospel music.
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you are the most irritating account on Nigerian twitter. a pseudo-intellectual lacking better things to do other than posting screenshots and jerking off your own ego by linking your fake deep tweets under everybody's comment section.
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steam some cassava cakes on low heat.
God! why am I crying 💔 David you will be fine ❤❤.
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@christianozoude even presidential running form is 100m. make he DM Atiku for 100m because nothing suppose concern that one for 2027 again 🙂↔️.
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your mercy is doing me.
Im so sure i'll find love easier abroad.
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That's how I said I should teach Vera chess yesterday and I killed her queen, then she said I want to kill her since I can kill her queen. Never again 👍🏾.
My wife and I tried to play COD multiplayer yesterday. Shot her in the head while she was still trying to figure out the controls and now she made breakfast for only herself and the kids.
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Q: what do you call a place where you go to vent?. A: a parasite. get it? oh God, what have I become.
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I thought "Heyyyyy" is the conventional signal for "I want to have your kids". Please let's not confuse each other. May the Lord not confuse you as well.
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lori soft launch, lori hard launch, lori brunch, lori lunch of any sort. Olúwa, ẹ gba ọpẹ wa.
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