_Tempo11 Profile Banner
LTB Profile
LTB

@_Tempo11

Followers
35K
Following
113K
Statuses
105K

Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://t.co/JCGn74YlZn

TORONTO • CANADA
Joined November 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
7 years
Pronounces domperidone like Dom Pérignon.
2
88
123
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
20 days
RT @MelDutchie: Oh you wanna talk to me? Lemme see your sink first.
0
23
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
20 days
RT @michimama75: I draw the line at downloading an app to use a humidifier.
0
73
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @Lottie_Poppie: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of kitkats will suffice
0
93
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @TheBoydP: Alcohol, because people who can’t sing want to sing karaoke too.
0
363
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @TheBoydP: You look like your best dive is the cannonball.
0
137
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @_Water_Baby: Happily ever after is a moving target.
0
1K
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @Marcmywords2: Good Morning Arctic Blast Of The Snow Globe Twitterville
0
16
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
23 days
RT @UnimpressedWU: January can be over with honestly
0
2
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
25 days
There’s something special about Sundays.
0
1
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
1 month
New year, pneu monia.
0
8
14
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @tsm560: Is there really a war on Christmas and if so where do I enlist?
0
552
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
We are a very smart species but still haven’t mastered packaging goat cheese.
0
5
12
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
I have Kleenex tucked up my sleeve like I’m 86.
0
8
12
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @MoMohler: This volcano is active? Like sexually?
0
201
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @KatieDeal99: Of course I don’t want to leave my house that’s where my pets live
0
367
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @NotTodayEric: December 26th to January 1st counts as ONE day. Everybody knows that.
0
67
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @ddsmidt: I was about 45 minutes into chasing the garbage man to give him his Christmas card before I realized he was actually running f…
0
64
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @sweetmomissa: the sluttiest thing a woman can do is be super knowledgeable about sports
0
35
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
RT @vlowgoes: I’ll be in on your wavelength if you’ll be on mine
0
3
0
@_Tempo11
LTB
@_Tempo11
2 months
Whatever chemical is in a Mr Clean Magic Eraser, I as a mom of three, am here for it.
0
1
6