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Capable of buying someone a PS5 in the talking stage. Thank God for the lack of resources 🙏
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That K15 FNB charges to send money to mobile money accounts is criminal. Not even K5 but K15? Hmm no!
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I have learnt not to beat myself up over a bad decision because obviously if I knew better, that’s not a decision I’d have made.
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Kiernan died and his mother and his girlfriend comforted each other because they know how much they loved him. Nomba ifwe who are hidden like state secrets kula lila fye muma blanket.
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Cover letters is where I lose the zeal to apply for jobs. They’re so boring.
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I’d rather use it for enjoyment. I’ve survived without a K150000, I can survive after blowing it.
Given a k150,000 would you rather start a business or go to university and get a degree?
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Now imagine us who didn’t even use our brains to that extent 🥲
Surely this cannot be the same brain that was solving integral calculus in uni???...
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Someone said this is why your financial breakthroughs take long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Buying a weekly bundle every day.
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Being afraid of guns yet you were encouraging us to fight, were we supposed to use the full armor of God?
I really can't sleep. I still see the guns I was threatened with 😥.
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When I was applying for school I deliberately chose UNILUS because I thought it would be much easier than UNZA. I was in for a rude shock because most of the lecturers there are from CBU and that’s worse than UNZA.
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Read your Bibles and go to church. These podcasts and thinkpieces are getting to your heads.
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Not our maids Facebook profile picture being a pic she took in my mum’s bedroom 🤣🤣
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Heartbreak? I understand! Me I’ve posted a picture of myself crying 🤣🤣
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CDF should include a component for building recreational facilities in constituencies.
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Kuti ulemona kwati niba rider delivering a surprise kanshi ni summon baletele
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You’d think Mihlali is going through an experience that no one else has ever gone through. She’s young and she’s obviously going to make a few bad choices.
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Ways to survive in this economy;
1. Start carpooling
2. Carry lunch and if you eat your lunch before time, stay hungry (you probably need to shed a few kilos anyway).
3. Make rich friends (even if they mwenamo you)
4. Start betting
5. Start drinking lagers
6. Don’t date
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Not being a Yo Maps fan must be hard because his music is EVERYWHERE.
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When it comes to relationships, there’s no perfect dynamic because of how complex we humans are. You just have hope you are dealing with a decent human being and they stay that way.
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Life can be rocking you HARD, so you choose to draw closer to God. But because you’re 30, people assume it’s because you want marriage 😂😂😂😂
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Lizzo reminds me of Dora Siliya and I think that’s why I’ve failed to be a fan.
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There’s “I don’t listen to Zambian music” annoying and “I don’t support Zambia” annoying.
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This economy is not for dealing with men. It needs all the focus you have.
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You’re burned out yet you spend your industrial break drinking, doesn’t make sense to me.
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So many young women having reproductive health issues. It’s either fibroids, PCOS, endometriosis etc…It’s almost as if it’s something that’s supposed to happen when it’s not. Wonder what’s causing all this.
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Ichinso kwati bamu Zambia
I am a black American, and I will not be voting for Kamala Harris
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Zambian owned companies are some of the worst companies you can work for. It’s either they don’t pay you on time, meagre salaries, not getting paid at all or lack of professionalism.
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Changing your beddings and ventilating your room.
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Dating in your early 20s is much easier, not aya ama age where they need your input on whether they should buy plots or invest in treasury bills.
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The over-sharers here make this place so much fun, stop shaming them. I am interested in people telling us their father cheated on their mum with the maid.
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I hate the kind of broke that has me reaching out for help. I hate it so much.
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Inserting yourself in situations you’ll never find yourself in is crazy 😂😂
Proposing to me after I win gold?? Baby you’ll never hear from me again! Had to make it about you.
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Today I’d like to thank God for provision. For making sure I never lack, I may not have everything I want but He has always made a way for everything I need. I am truly grateful.
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“We are all not in the same boat..we are in the same storm. Some have yachts, some have canoes, and some are drowning..be kind and help when you can.”
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Umwaume real intentions?
A guy with money doesn’t impress me, a guy with a heart and real intentions does
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If the number of people that went to church equaled the number of people that show love and kindness, the world would be a better place
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I can’t believe I was dressed like this for an ice cream date. Not even Mizinga Melu goes to the office dressed like this.
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The Mwizukanji and Yo Maps drama is 80% the reason I left Facebook. 20% is for MM and Auntie Milly.
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I don’t think you know true wickedness until you join the corporate world.
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When you give the guy that’s been begging to be with you a chance, same same nefilechitika.
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Anyone that keeps you hungry hates you. Men know women love to eat.
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One thing I like about this place? Someone will tweet your thoughts, no matter how bad you think they are.
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Like someone said, men always know 🤣🤣
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There’s no reason to come out so strongly especially when you know that poverty in Africa doesn’t equate laziness.
“Sending money back home to your extended family is such a common African practice that I absolutely hate”
⁃Elsa Majimbo
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People that lack boundaries irritate me.
Three paragraphs to yell at me over one singular chicken finger at 6am. I can’t make this shit up 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO
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I’ve decided to be a scammer. I’ll tell people I sell drinks for hips.
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You guys need to watch that podcast for the lady who stole money, she’s quite candid lol.
Elson is so irritating and lacks decorum my God! Every complaint about that show is because of him. What a terrible human being.
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Turn yourself in and be the fighter you were encouraging us to be. All the best ❤️
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A nshima date, you can judge a person’s character by how they eat their fish, suna the nshima and the number of lumps they eat.
Quick one for the ladies only, what's your ideal first date?
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Kulaba time ka relationship kesa muku wama if you slept off without talking to them you try calling them at 2am hoping they’ll pick, just so you can hear their voice.
Nabo ba asuka ati “I could barely sleep, I kept tossing and turning because I really wanted to talk to you.”
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Went to watch K’ Millian last night and on top of being late, the guy was soliciting for money mid performance. It then dawned on me that it’s not like he lacks support, he’s just an unserious person.
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At least men agree that women have to drop their standards in order to be with them.
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I think nshima dates are the most bonding dates you could ever go on. You spend less time focusing on holding your fork and knife and more time on perfecting your lies.
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There’s no reason why someone should go deep into the ocean to see the wreckage of a ship that sunk many years ago.
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Let’s start making some of these things from scratch.
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Load shedding is one of the most miserable things I’ve ever experienced
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The person that said acceptance is key was really on to something because once you accept a situation, it can never break you again.
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Ever liked someone so much you don’t mind just being friends, as long as you’re close?
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High school friendships are solid because you know each other’s flaws and have grown to accept them. There are very few surprises there. But with adult friendships, you learn a new flaw every 3 months.
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If growing up doesn’t result in you having more grace, then I don’t know what kind of person you are.
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Ghosting when you’re above a certain age is funny because you’re really going to be one soon.
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Kwati niba pilot 🤣😂
My brother started his job as a cashier at checkers. He sent me these pictures 😂
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This year I’m learning how to do my own makeup. Tapali efyo batusuba efyo teti tuisube.
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When a man knows you won’t leave even after he shows you his foolishness? He will show you what hell is made of.
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I never thought a pretty face could ever irritate me
People are shopping more since we implemented NAPSA withdrawals – Kasanda
By Mwenya Mofya
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