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@Lydahhh

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@Lydahhh
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2 years
B R O W N S U G A R🍫
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@Lydahhh
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Not bad 🥰
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How much have you saved this year? 🌚
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Zara and H&M in Zambia🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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@Lydahhh
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Sexual Discipline is one of the biggest virtues that anyone should master both Men and Women. The ability to control desires and urges will save you from a lot unwanted stress and trouble.
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My new rich friend screaming after seeing a cockroach pop out of my bag.. Me:
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Ronald ///
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Imagine you attended a rich people's event.
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@Lydahhh
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Looking cute but very annoying.
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@Lydahhh
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Zambians will call you bundu speaking your local language.😵‍💫
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I’ve finally accepted that you need connections to get a job in this country…😩. I’ve stopped sending out applications pa last🙄.
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I dislike people that look down on other people’s wins. Someone buys a vits.. Them: Iye vits in 2023?🙄, someone buys an iPhone X, Iye iPhone X this time when the 15 is even out..🙄 Sharraaap you witch!
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@Lydahhh
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Ba Mulwanda sold Aunty Millie’s K15000 wig at K100 cause he wanted to buy weed… Ala I can beat🤣
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I want a baby🫢
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Sometimes I feel maids take advantage of men that live alone, cause what do you mean you pay her k2000 when your curtains and rugs haven’t been washed in 6 months? 🤣🤣🤣.
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2006 was 16years ago???? How???? 😵‍💫
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People who don’t listen to Yo Maps 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🖕🏽
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You’re doubting yourself when other people are scared of your potential.
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Someone please recommend some good series 🤲🏾🥹.
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@Lydahhh
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Paliba ukulaka pano, Kwati nipama flats 😩.
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@Lydahhh
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Kuleni pamwenu kaili tumone cultural reference iyo yine.
@ukusefya
Sampa Kabwela
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Hideous! Zero cultural reference and looks like a tomb. I absolutely hate it.
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@Lydahhh
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Yes I’m from the Copperbelt but please I don’t speak that “Ma Kale Bwangu” language🙏🏼.
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@Lydahhh
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I love it when a man is not ashamed to show people when he loves a woman. So cute 🥰
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See why people don’t post pictures on Twitter? Y’all so rude and unnecessary!
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-Nigerians leave their country to go look for greener pastures in Canada/America -Zimbabweans and Malawians come to Zambia Where do Zambians go?
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Let me just start drinking mayo, problems never finish!
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@Lydahhh
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I loooovveeee it. 🥰
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@AyndaMthimkhulu
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Your favourite picture from this month?
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@Lydahhh
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All these stores buy stuff from China, I’ve sold gadgets before, I know the tricks of making someone believe it’s brand new… Don’t be deceived just because it’s coming from a shop that has a huge following 😬. Same with sneakers..
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You don’t feel shy when you call 4 people “Baby” And this is for you men!
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@Lydahhh
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I don’t like people that romanticize poverty.
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@Lydahhh
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I like being in love.. I don’t even feel guilty about it.
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@Lydahhh
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How many times in a week do you eat Nshima?
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2 years
So men feel at peace when they confess their love to 5 different women? Witches!
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@Lydahhh
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11 months
I have a degree in Civil Engineering, but I’m looking for anything really..
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@Lydahhh What are your qualifications? That helps in knowing what kinds of jobs you are seeking.
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Bob the builder
@MorenMaurice
Uncle Mor
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First job you ever got? 🤔
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This guy is actually very talented, I used to think it was all about jokes and back samas till I listened to him speak about mental health, social media addiction etc.. and those GTA videos he does are doing numbers 👏🏾🔥. Proud of him
@sianga_
𝐒𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚..🇿🇲
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Mix Kasamwa 🫨🫨🫨 With another LSK anthem 🔥🎶..... Kopala come outside 💀
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Are Zambian Therapists professional? From your experience? I’ve heard so many stories about therapists in Zambia and it kinda scares me. Lol
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1 year
How were they supposed to see from the back? Some things you have to think before tweeting.
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3 months
As in this same Lunsonga that we have at my house in Mufulira? Watch out for the next skin care guru💀.
@HerbalistChief
ChiefHerbalist
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One of the best plants to remove tags and warts from the skin is the pencil plant. Break the stem of the plant and apply the latex on the affected skin. The tag will fall off and the warts will be cured. Nature heals #BackToEden
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Ba Yute seriously need jobs in Zambia. This is worrying Imwe! Arguing with strangers from morning?😩
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I love that almost everyone is realizing that the most important thing in this generation is to have a personal relationship with God.
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Girls with glasses thread 🤲🏽🥺
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Benny Hinn apologized for deceiving people and that he regrets any teachings that may have misled people and for the financial practices associated with his ministry. These days just know God yourself, read and understand the Bible YOURSELF!
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This hungry lion advert is annoying, even kuli porn sure 😕.
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😌
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30. Post a random picture of yourself from your gallery.
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🤪
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@drayy09
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lemme see you in WHITE🤍
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There’s too much sexual content on this app, every 2 seconds, you’ll see different styles, big whatenwhat! I just want to see jokes and Bible verses please! 😩
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I want a rematch with G12 exams, I was young and playful 🤣.
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When you call a Taxi in China, the whole trip is recorded on the App from the time you call the Taxi till you’re dropped off. I will miss how safe this country makes me feel.
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Hmm people break up on Twitter 🫢. I thought these two were going to get married I swear.
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iCloud
@uncle__za
uncletshephi🦁
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Gun pointed on your head, mention one cloud.👀
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Tuesday Trivia 1. In what country did the first Starbucks open outside of North America?
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@Lydahhh
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When I was in Uni I never saw myself living with my family ever. Not because I didn’t want to, I just felt like they didn’t know me enough to understand me. Look at me now, Living with my brother and sister and I love it here. Kula dear, you’ll see😅.
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Muchii🦋
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I will NEVER allow any relatives to live in my household, no siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles or parents, they can visit but will never live with me, i know this is harsh but i have my very deep personal reasons and i will never change my mind, just hubby, kids and i
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Atase Ba Kolwe Imwe!
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Guys!!! Do you still need to unbraid your hair when getting your NRC?? I have braids that I can just tie at the back 😕
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Some people on Twitter: I just lost my phone what what!! Same person after one hour: Please resend your texts, “Twitter for iPhone” Where do you guys get money from?😂, if I lost my phone today, I’d be offline for at least 5 months 😩 e.g @tonytheegoon @Manass3hx 🙁. Dkm
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Show me what you looked like in 2017?
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@Slim_Thanos
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Show me what you looked like in 2017?
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Being mad at your man cause you miss him is a real thing and it’s so ghetto! 🥴. Even giving him one word answers 🤣. Hi babe? Hello! What are you doing? Cooking! How’s your day been? Good!
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One thing about Zambians, they hate it when someone else is doing well especially if they are not even benefiting from it, they will do anything possible to see your downfall. That mentality alone is the reason why most of won’t progress.
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Men are liars, what do you mean you don’t like big bums? Cause even me I like big bums😕.
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Kindness isn’t flirting! Who raised y’all?
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@Lydahhh
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Anyway guys, if you know any companies hiring. Please don’t hesitate to send the ad to my DM🙏🏼. Thank you😊.
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I’ve finally accepted that you need connections to get a job in this country…😩. I’ve stopped sending out applications pa last🙄.
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Men look so nice and clean in plain white T-shirts.. I really like it.
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We live in a world where everyone wants to be in love but again everyone makes it look like loving someone is so embarrassing. You can’t even openly love your person these days cause some people think you’re delulu or you don’t have sense🥲. What a time to be alive!
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I’m ready for marriage, I finally managed to kosha a mbaula! Now we learn how to stop being scared of those creatures you call chickens. After that, 2025 bride!👰‍♂️
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Truth is, Okra can be mixed with anything actually.. I’ve mixed okra with Chicken, Meat, fish, Chibwabwa, Impwa, even just in gravy.. it tastes amazing.. my former roommate from Côte d’Ivoire taught me🥳.
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We're just mixing anything with okra now?😭😭
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TUESDAY TRIVIA 🫡 Which language has the more native speakers: English, Spanish or Swahili
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Post a throwback that didn’t make people see the new you coming😂
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@Jaiyejejeomo
J A I Y É🍀
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Post a throwback that didn’t make people see the new you coming😂
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One day these husbands will find a njomba in these rooms and they will be beaten.
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Samuel Mankumba
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Another one, she even cooked nshima from her husband's house and took to the lodge to her married boyfriend. Also, please men, at this rate when you are married don't feel shame to ask for DNA for the children you provide for. It's very important to toil for your own blood.
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Kanshi SlapD has other albums? I thought this was his first. 🫢
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3 years
Where would your friends even get those guts?🥴 One thing about my circle is we respect each other and we know our boundaries 🙌🏾.
@DominicMboo_
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒛𝒊 𝑮𝒖𝒚 🇿🇲
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My friends will laugh at your partner until you say you're just friends.😭😂
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Sleeping Olympics? I can win!
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your weekend in four frames?
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People that break stuff when they’re mad irritate me…
@TiisetxoSetso
TheeMan™🐐
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My girlfriend broke my phone over some WhatsApp characters 😭
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Power went at 8 came back at 16, 18:30 it went again and it’s only coming back now at 03!! I’m ready to leave this country again..
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That’s why I laugh when people here start going at each other cause one bought Jordan’s at 2500 from east park while someone else got the same shoe for 350..😂😂. It’s the same thing dear.. it’s just the location..
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How do you hate a person you’ve never met you in your life?
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5 months
Anyone with an ACTIVE Bible study WhatsApp group that I can join? 🤲🏽
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6 songs in and I’m here thinking why I haven’t given my life to Christ fully🤧. Thank You Tim🤍 #SonderTheAlbum
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Men are not honest with their friends, how are you chilling with a friend and he has go black all over his head and beard??😮.
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Ifwe tuli pa ground, Imwe muli pa social media. 💀🤣. Elo yamu funda lesson social media🤣
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People know exactly what they're doing..
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I’m almost 30, why am I still this short??
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Hmm a gila is needed😩.
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Me at the event acting like I’ve been there before..
@zadama24
Zambia Daily Mail
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Cabinet has approved the hosting of the mining and investment conference to be held in September this year. The Zambia Mining and Investment Insaka, 2024 (ZMII 2024) will be held under the theme “Mining Beyond Copper.”
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But pano, Ati 25 pin is small money? 🤣Elo 25pin coming into my account every month? 😅 Awe Kuti lwanya!!!
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1st November,2022. I quit drinking alcohol till further notice😌🙏🏾.
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I make a very sweet girlfriend. Just remembering all the sweet things I do/did for my gents and I-… being in love is nice mwe!
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Today is my brother surgery.. Everything will go well in Jesus Name.. God is the greatest surgeon🙌🏾❤️.
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The way you people are sleeping sleeping with each other, You’re not scared?
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Mwachiya ku Galilee? 🥴
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Whenever you tell people you’re an Engineer, the automatically think you get a lot of money😩. Sir, first of all, I even want to ask you for lunch money🤕.
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Men on Twitter get a girlfriend and only come here once in a while to tweet about football. Love it for y’all 🤣.
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His shoes 🔥😍.
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@KayNatali Remember that video when HH was hiding in a building and he has to escape from the rooftop? It was Chile 1 who was terrorizing him😂.
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I’m so happy I met @tonytheegoon @Masulani_ and @Simon_Ngondo today. You guys are so tall, well except Masu😂. I’m still here guys, seated right opposite you😂.
@tonytheegoon
‍Mr Ambassador tony’
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Met @Lydahhh lelo 🤩🤩
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Problem ohns want to take advise from people on Twitter, ohns here don’t have sense, you will be misled Oho!
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If this ticket goes through, I’m taking pictures in my white dress at the new Addis Ababa roundabout by the end of the year.
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Today I’m starting gym, no more stories 🥹
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Having people that genuinely love and care for you is a blessing. Everyone is battling something they can’t talk about but just the thought of knowing you have real ones in your corner is very comforting 🙏🏼.
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