Chiseke Chiteta
@chisekechiteta
Followers
8,847
Following
7,466
Media
3,221
Statuses
61,882
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Walz
• 5136999 Tweets
YouTube,YouTube
• 3336639 Tweets
Minnesota
• 1348979 Tweets
Vance
• 714474 Tweets
Minneapolis
• 472446 Tweets
Alberto
• 248046 Tweets
Tampon Tim
• 224572 Tweets
Espanha
• 178485 Tweets
Drake
• 158702 Tweets
Fabiola
• 131915 Tweets
Neeraj
• 116455 Tweets
Marta
• 113570 Tweets
María Oropeza
• 86548 Tweets
Cori Bush
• 61474 Tweets
Paiva
• 32690 Tweets
Vélez
• 32568 Tweets
#WWENXT
• 27659 Tweets
Sterling
• 26539 Tweets
Hyde
• 22017 Tweets
高校野球
• 20690 Tweets
#DesafioXX
• 17976 Tweets
スキャンダル
• 16892 Tweets
Paradigm
• 13283 Tweets
バナナの日
• 13245 Tweets
Madueke
• 12023 Tweets
中丸くん
• 11910 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
People don't need to explain why they don't drink.
189
9K
32K
Edgar Lungu should immediately leave Lusaka. You cannot be in the same province with the President of Zambia at the same time.
58
298
1K
How were Zambians this pissed but calm about it? 🤔
47
114
950
Saw good books in this small bookstore near the flyover bridge close to Zamtel. Owner's name is Musa Zulu. Pass through whenever you can.
26
236
903
This time last year, I was eagerly waiting for three interviews at ZRA (Zambia Revenue Authority). It didn't workout in the end. I've just landed in Kigali, Rwanda and the immigration officer asked my profession. “I am a banker,” I said. A lot can happen in one year. On GOD!!
90
54
704
@asemota
-Morgan Housel, 📖 The Psychology of Money: Timeless Lessons on Wealth, Greed, and Happiness.
14
132
646
20
96
618
@abigail_kaputo
It even becomes an interrogation like you supposed to have an explanation for it.
5
23
589
Being welcomed into the bank by the chairman himself. Beyond grateful. 🙏🏾
69
36
596
Ukukabila. In short "kabil" or "KBL". 🤣😅💀
Guys what’s our Zambian version of sbwl? I just posted a sbwl on IG and some South African guy came for me on some “you are now South African?” 🤦🏾♀️
11
5
64
18
164
478
Kuti waishiba shani real age ya salaula? 🤣🤭
24
75
405
CV natupanga so you have no excuse to ignore my DM iwe ka Pauline..😅😅🎓
61
38
389
My 2k niece asked for lunch money. Told her I was broke. She was like, “Don't say that. That is a permanent condition. Say, ‘I am low on cash.’” 🫢😅
13
62
386
Couldn't beat a 10 man team.. Zip it.
10
89
373
“As I’ve said in songs and speeches, if you live for people’s acceptance, you’ll die from their rejection.”
-Lecrae, 📖 Unashamed.
46
80
361
If your salary is your ONLY source of income, you’re one step away from poverty.
15
18
79
12
75
325
“When are you finishing?”
That question hits harder when you are paying your way through uni. Finally got my hands to my degree. Unbelievable feeling.
47
22
302
“When you weaken the opposition, you weaken the government.”
-Hamududu, Hot FM.
4
48
301
Quote this with a pic of a rear windscreen of a bus with writings.
10
39
291
Before the day ends mwala umfwa ati, “I can't date a man who thinks K250,000 is life changing.”
18
49
292
From now on I am supporting anyone against Ivory Coast and Morocco. This is personal!
Beef ipitilile.
11
57
281
🙏🏾
This time last year, I was eagerly waiting for three interviews at ZRA (Zambia Revenue Authority). It didn't workout in the end. I've just landed in Kigali, Rwanda and the immigration officer asked my profession. “I am a banker,” I said. A lot can happen in one year. On GOD!!
90
54
704
22
27
272
GB WhatsApp users, what did KK have for lunch on 3rd September, 1976? Trying to see something.
16
35
262
Petersen behaving like the politicians he used to sing about.
20
18
254
Not HH using pics (on IG) taken by Kagame's photographer..
4
16
245
Conversation at Hot FM
Radio Presenter: “How is the mood [at UNZA polling station]?”
Caller: “UNZA is UNZA.”
6
26
244
I hate those fake books people put in homes as “decor”. That irks me A LOT.
18
41
245
Give your child an English name, there won't be an issue. Give your child a name from a Zambian tribe that neither you nor your spouse is from, there will be an issue. 😅
21
26
242
That Milly incident is an indication that in the new government, it's about papers not because you are connected to Ba “Esiji” (SG).
10
23
222
It's the seeds that are kept for continuity. Who keeps the peels? That's so dumb!!! 😅🤭💀
14
46
210
When you have a difference of opinion but the conversation still remains respectful >>>>>>>>>>>>
2
36
210
Biggest lesson in 2021:
"If the money you have cannot solve your problem, EAT THAT MONEY."
4
52
212
Mwalembululako na grade 12 instead of making useless YouTube videos.
7
19
201
How does one win “authentic jerseys” when the one the gentleman is wearing isn't? A Nike Jersey with Adidas stripes? 😅😅
39
26
192
K250000
K100000 🍗
K15000
K9000
K7000 👗
K900
K700
K300 ☕
K100
24
44
187
“Never ask a woman about other men. Either she’ll tell you a lie, and you still won’t know, or if she tells you the truth, you might not have wanted to hear it in the first place.” -Malcolm X.
7
28
185
A place I have only been to through books I have read by Nigerian authors (Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Ayọ̀bámi Adébáyọ̀, Tola Rotimi, Noo Saro-Wiwa, Elnathan John, Sally Kenneth Dadzie, Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani, Chigozie Obioma, etc). I am finally here in person. On GOD!!!
24
6
188
Ukwisa deleta voter register mudala. And then registered less voters in perceived opposition strongholds and did the opposite in theirs..
23
22
185
In Zambia, why do we say "cold season" and not "winter"?
35
17
188
Better twaya ku Civic Centre we formalise things muntu wandi. Teti nde buta pano mpelele..😅😅
Y'all think Cohabitation strengthens Relationships or ruins it??
13
2
25
10
43
182
Why do you make fun of people that take a chance on love?
8
29
178
The Ministry of Religion is a waste of money, fuel, pens, graph papers, office tables, parking space, water, tissue nefya lekana lekana..
10
27
180
And why are you still using English, a colonial language of your colonizer?
11
18
175
Is it true that Hotel Edinburgh in Kitwe is now a boarding house? 🤣🤣💀
31
8
166
Traumatised by an accident scene I saw in Ibex this morning along that road where St Agnes Catholic Church is. Four children going to school were bashed. Saw their bodies covered in bedsheets..
82
16
173
Kanshi someone has done this before? Thought it was an original idea..
23
11
174
“The Inspector General of Police and Bwalya left me in the vehicle as they went into ZIMCO [Zambia Industrial and Mining Corporation] House. After a short while, the IG came back and informed me that Bwalya was the new Director General of ZIMCO. We then drove
across to the (1/9)
9
25
176
Nakupapata wingonawila ka day.
Zambia can make a lot of progress if we let Lungu rule another 5 to 10 years - Wina
By Diggers Correspondent
64
3
52
4
25
170
Zambians didn't dodge a bullet by voting PF out. They dodged a missile.
6
15
172
If it was just business, why are those artist so quiet on their socials? It was business kaili, why the silence?
12
24
170
Impressed with this line in someone's bio:
“Views are mine and subject to change with more information and knowledge”
7
22
167
Sometimes just lend people money (provided it's an amount you are willing to lose) and let them default so that they don't have to bother you again.
11
48
168
When such things happen, they even make the video available in any region in the world..
BREAKING: Bayern Munich forward Sadio Mane punched teammate Leroy Sane in the face after yesterday’s Champions League defeat at Manchester City.
2K
5K
34K
8
41
163
Emma is also putting the work uku. Don't sleep on him.
5
9
162
Remember when GTV came to Zambia and DSTV was sweating?
15
9
156
All five based on merit. Some have about 2 or 3 they got but didn't deserve..
18
17
153
It's okay to have a white wedding but not okay for non-Bembas to have Chilanga Mulilo?
11
12
157
Kaya why I used to feel ashamed in primary school when my mom packed sweet potatoes for my lunch.
11
6
155
Pa Lusaka people can make you feel kwati tawaba serious pa life kanshi they are doing illegal bines..
7
24
154
At your place.
Lungu is Zambia's number one choice - Musukwa
By Diggers Correspondent
36
0
18
10
16
152
Chiellini has a bachelor's degree in economics and commerce and a master's degree in business administration from the University of Turin.
5
15
150
Let's close UNZA/CBU. Let the current students wait for the government to build more hostels, more lecture theatres/classrooms and also employ more lecturers. The current state is unhealthy and not conducive for learning. We have time and they can wait. 😅💀
12
26
150
Someone buys what they can afford and that presses you? As if you pay their bills. Grow up.
6
30
153
Is it just me or when it is mentioned that the rape victim went drinking, it's a subtle way of saying they deserved it?
15
18
152
Hate how condescending Elson is especially when he has never heard about a particular guest. Asking Chali Bravo who he is? Him not being in Zed when some of those guests were happening is no excuse for such behaviour.. Research!!
@ThatZedPodcast
28
17
151
Does that include monthly subsidies to traditional leaders throughout the country?
Let us wean ourselves off government paying for what we should be paying ourselves. African governments cannot afford it.
23
7
76
32
32
147
Unemployed doctors is a sign that things are wild! 🥴
12
16
146
So bluetick yakwa Bally ikafuma mu national budget?
7
11
147
Ancelotti is that guy you never see in the library but aces exams like crazy.. 😅😅
5
17
146
HOT FM
Caller: “We want the change on the fire trucks, $1M [each] was too much.”
Presenter: “From who?”
Caller: “From whoever was in charge.”
7
15
141
Faculty of Economics and Administrative Sciences. 🎓
10
7
145
