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My financial plan for Barca:
Sell Frenkie- 120m
Sell Pedri- 120m
Sell Gavi - 120m
Sell Romeu- 1m
Take that 361m put it on The Chiefs
Wait for the chiefs to win.
That gives us 760,000,000m to utilize.
Buy those guys back + buy Mbappe, Wirtz , messinho, Zubimendi
Easy.
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📸 - Xavi walks off as he has received a red card once again.
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Time travel back and show this clip to a 2020 Barca fan and they’d probably check themselves into an insane asylum
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Barca and Real Madrid playing against themselves will generate more viewership than the entirety of the bundesliga
@iMiaSanMia
No clubs from Germany, England and France will play there anyway so like Rummenigge said, Barca and Real Madrid can play against themselves 😂
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Walked out with a bunch of kids and Romeu 💀
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Klopps legacy if lenglet, Pique, Alba, and Semedo knew how to defend a 3 goal lead and win an aerial duel against 5’9 wijnaldum…
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Bernal was quite literally THE plan so the season basically ended today. There’s still time to sign a DM but it’s not looking good anyways
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A full video of what that guy did on December 18 before , during and after the game would be the greatest piece of media to ever exist. No movie or show or anything would come close id pay to watch it
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How do Madrid fans watch this ?? Is it worth sitting through 90 minutes of this garbage for maybe a handful of good moments ?
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“The most important thing about playing a pass is that it reaches your team-mate in such a way that he won’t have problems in his next action.” - Xavi Hernandez
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Literally saying the same thing with different wording
Brahim chose his real country unlike the other guy who chose the easy option
Interesting
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The sooner you realize that “Cristiano” was nothing more than a side character/annoying villain to the Messi show the easier it is to cope. It’s ok to be less than Messi. Every player who stepped foot on a football pitch is. Nothing to be ashamed of 🤫
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It’s kind of hilarious that people downplay the most popular sporting event of all time to feed the ego of a nearly 40 year old Raypist man child. No self respecting footballer or even human being would put anything above the WC
🗣️ - Modric: "Though I don't like to compare, I believe the World Cup is more tougher than the EURO'S. This is the only tournament that brings the best countries all over the world together."
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We should’ve executed atleast half the team after anfield
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5-1 against unbeaten Villareal/Marcelino away with with like 8 injuries, a literal relegation standard backline , Eric Garcia as a DM and rotations…
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Casado phenomenal
Yamal phenomenal
Game / tactical approach after the red: very solid
Ter Stegen deadass took all this away. Never forget. Never forgive.
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The expectations on a player has never been any higher. Godspeed man welcome to the most cancerous fanbase on earth. Theyll be using clips of MLS Suarez and Saudi lewandowski every time he messes up. Good luck and god speed
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I finally get why frenkie de jong is so polarizing:
He doesnt produce ANYTHING. He plays SO cowardly theres literally no room for him to “mess” up because he’s generating nothing. No goals, defense , assists,etc. Can’t criticize football when it doesn’t exist.
Fuck.
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A new social media team is more important than a DM signing. Fucking losers
Congratulations to Real Madrid for winning the Champions League title
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My gunman never got even a tenth of this reaction despite being 10x the player 💔 🕊️
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Milan’s GK:
19 years old but 6’6 and covers the basics of the net. Unironically induces more confidence than the captain and veteran playing for FC Barcelona. Pathetic
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Xavi did some garbage tier coaching but a gas chamber isn’t enough for how Ter Stegen and De Jong performed over both legs
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Never in my life have I had more raging contempt flowing through my veins for someone I respected and admired than Xavi. I now have a borderline psychotic obsession in ensuring he’s no longer a manager at FC Barcelona. It will be my life’s main focus.
Vitor Roque will leave
#FCBarcelona
this summer, one way or another, as per SER Catalunya. More details below.
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41 years of age.
Fuck Ter Stegen man. Genuinely fuck Ter Stegen. I hate him so much.
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Only free agent rn who just finished playing at a big club for a top 5 league with fairly convincing moments and performances for NT. This is 100% upgrading Pena and atleast keeping the same if not better quality than Ter Stegen. I really hope Lewa can convince him 🙏
🔵🔴🇵🇱 Wojciech Szczesny’s agents CAA Stellar have been approached by Barcelona to discuss potential terms.
Szczesny announced his retirement this summer but Barça want to understand his situation, as
@wlodar85
reports.
Keylor Navas and one more candidate remain in the list.
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That quick disappointed head shake before sitting back down ends me. Everyone who’s ever worked with the German NT knows what horrors Ter Stegen is capable of but he somehow managed to go even lower than expected. I guarantee flick’s already fed up with his nonsense 😭
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Just listen to commentary…
Bold reminder that OLIVER KAHN was laughing from the stands at this douchebag 😭😭😭
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Altering the MRI scan in ferran Torres’s medical report and diagnosing him with a missing brain so we can use his salary space for Leao
it has to be accredited by separate la liga sources too apparently so if its rigged they rigged the whole system lmaoo
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We got this and Olmo and people still want Musiala or Wirtz instead of a natural winger 😭
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“La Fabrica” has more felony charges from sex offending this season than first team debuts
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It’s not about De Jongs ability anymore. Mentally he’s damaged goods. He got used to losing and they can’t shake it off. Many top players in the 2017-2019 squad had the same problem.
His time is done and it’s not about quality anymore.
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They caught their own coutinho moment
🔴 Tuchel on Stanišić scoring against Bayern while he’s on loan to Leverkusen.
“In England there's a nice rule where when you loan a player out, they can't play against you. For me that makes more sense”.
“The rule unfortunately doesn't exist in Germany”.
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Messi was diagnosed at 11 and Barca offered to pay for the treatment as it’s normal for clubs to help their players out with things all the time like how Man U and Juve skipped their yearly USA pre season tour to help Ronaldo. Getting treated for a medical disorder isn’t cheating
Forget to mention pal that the "deficiency" was diagnosed and paid for by a club with a massive history of doping.
If the HGH had been given to him pre football then fair enough. But that's not the case is it?
It was given to him to benefit FC Barcelona.
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You fuckers thought he was leaving Nazi land without a bucket. On the turtles masked up HEAD😭😭😭😭
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And this right here sums up the standards of this so called debate. One man achieves the pinnacle of football for an individual player and the other man gets involved through mediocrity in the Saudi league. Never seen more unbalanced standards for two players
In 2023:
➖ 36-year-old Lionel Messi wins the Ballon d’Or
➖ 38-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo wins IFFHS Top Scorer
The GOATs still at it 🐐🐐
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What’s his problem dude ????? I’m so glad he’s fucking off
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When a lightning bolt hits Ter Stegen so he quits football and starts a new career as a backup generator
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Madrid is unwatchable. No wonder their fans just follow sofascore it’s players running at the opposition all game bumping into defenders until it works. I watched most of their league games during the Xoogstiano era they were not this bland then
Tuning into prem now.
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Ter Stegen has become a genuine danger and parasite. On top of leeching a salary for dog tier performances he also gets to decide whether staff members stay or go. Disgusting.
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he clocked insulting Barca gets him more interactions on FT.
New member of slum twitter
A post like this on a player who gave a decade to the club. Shameful fanbase.
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@reddit_lies
Kids with onlyfans mom when they’re in a roast battle and the other kid pulls out a clip of their mother getting railed
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The midfield lately makes me think things.
Things about certain players.
Things about certain dynamics.
One day I’ll speak. For now I’ll stay silent and see how things develop.
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Red card + Public execution on that guy. + lamine rested next game please
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@TrollFootball
Bayern to nagellsman in the middle of the season and a champions league campaign
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🚨 “Ladies and Gentlemen; Barcelona will return to the 1:1 next week”
@gerardromero
#FCB
🔵🔴⏳
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Xavi needs to leave the job at this point. Club legend damaging his legacy for no reason trying to make things work with this sorry pathetic group of idiots
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@ShitpostGate
Me after evicting the single mother of 3 because she “needs money to feed her kids”
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He’s going from this to De Jong
❗️Rodri to Yamal yesterday: “Keep working brother, keep working because you can achieve whatever you want”
@BarcaFRNews
#FCB
🤝
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These people don’t respect anyone unless they have a minimum 1 rape or domestic abuse allegations
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Malcolm NEVER dropped a performance as bad as this ferran torres horror show
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Spain : Hey guys we got all the momentum and control don’t get complacent out back
Le Normand:
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“Computer Science” majors in big 2024
BREAKING: PlayStation is laying off around 900 people across the world, the latest cut in a brutal 2024 for the video game industry
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@BetterCallAlba
I have a whole new view of football locker room dynamics because if these fairly straight guys are doing this shit so casually imagine what our publicly gay appearing players do? It’s probably like a Miami night club in there with lube and nut going all over the place
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This is the only reason we qualified btw. Dropped the best performance the club has seen since Messi left.
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@thaboyjozu
As a fellow electrician you ever remember the part of training where they make you stick yo meat in an electrical socket after dipping it in water ? 😭😭
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It’s a nonexistent league where the government decides what team gets what player. There’s no such thing as rivalry over there it’s just a more elaborate version of a puppet show
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Laporta loves history repeating. flair, big build, smile and controversial attitude for a second time. 30m in 2003 was no joke. 90m in 2025 won’t be either.
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so who’s gonna be our starting striker ????
Lewandowski told allies over the weekend that he was coming back as a campaign chairman essentially a layer above Wiles and LaCivita. This comes as Trump, superstitious and nostalgic, wants the team that helped him win in 2016 back
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Corniest debate this fanbase has engaged in. He was offered a salary, he deferred the said salary for the future to help us out and now it’s Barca’s duty as an employer to pay him the money he’s owed. He’s not “paid 37.5m” it’s much less this is just him collecting what hes owed
Does Frenkie De Jong deserve to get paid €37.5m? 🧐
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Woke up to people going to war for 34 year old GUNDOGAN while the club employs one of the most intense pressing coaches in Europe. This club and its fanbase post 2019 is genuinely a social experiment 💀💀
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@BRUNOSCP10
Give them the Money D’ Or I’m sure fans are just fine watching a cyclical back and forth of constant mid table finishes instead of winning anything substantial
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Ykw. Yamal and raphinha and cubarsi are excused. The rest of these players should have shame and genuinely hand in their contracts tmrw. What a disgrace
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I think foreign fans have some right to input when the club cashes in 9 figures in revenue and jersey sales from overseas and it’s time to have respect for the club by not applauding the GK that concedes more goals than xG in every European KO going back to Atleast 2020 !
if you're reading this it's because you're a foreigner infiltrated in twitter barça and you hate Ter Stegen
i recommend you look for the video of Ter Stegen saying “tu no eres del barça” and also look at how fun this team is, it fits with your values!!❤️❤️😘
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He near flawlessly handled Kvara, Mbappe, and even Vini until that big thug bully ruined everything. How he was being treated because he had a rough patch after a major injury was disgusting but his skin has melanin so I expected nothing less from Barca media
#TooSadToSee
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Welcome to the real world. One where your reputation isn’t put on a false pedestal by your Catalan journalist friends. One where coaches at the DFB , no matter how incompetent they are, see you for what you are. If you weren’t playing for Barcelona you wouldnt even be called up.
🗣️ Ter Stegen: “Being a reserve goalkeeper is very frustrating.”
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Just hit translate and copy paste the news man
Can’t even register Dani Olmo yet, but sure “we are capable of signing top level players now”.
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