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former xaviterrorismo sufferer, current hostage des heidelbergers // far too emotionally invested // #mourning // evil eye away
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being the u23 player of the season when you're closer to 11 than 23 is demonic
✅| OFFICIAL: Lamine Yamal is La Liga U23 player of the season
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he thought he was gonna get to play champagne football in sunny catalunya only to end up scraping 1 - 0 wins at montjuic every week surrounded by child labor law infringements and with the constant threat of upcoming 17 year old possible replacements breathing down his neck 😭😭
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raphinha is 10x the player im so serious
🚨🚨| Barcelona sporting director Deco is an admirer of Liverpool winger Luis Diaz and the Spanish club could sell Raphinha to fund a move for the player.
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the guy gave his son a catalan name while the regime banned it. he and his family almost got kidnapped. he's kind of a hard ass
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i wonder what the story behind cancelo randomly adopting him is lmaoo
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كانسيلو IG: لا تصدق كل ما تسمعه. العيون الحقيقية تدرك الأكاذيب الحقيقية
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broski she's used to winning by more goals than her hand has fingers vini is the last thing on her mind
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bro has not stopped smiling for one second in these videos 😭❤
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gavi having his bed full of gifts and plushies and balloons while everyone else has nothing is so 😭😭
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pep had the greatest team of all time, the greatest player of all time, no financial issues, no european demons to kill and STILL couldn't handle it. this is the hardest job in football
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greatest oot and he'll kiss ur cheek if u ask. throw a jersey at him he signs it in the stadium, supermarket, in the middle of traffic. you show up to his house he and his wife line you up like kindergarteners waiting ur turn for an autograph... hes just a v fascinating man
Lucky fan! Messi just signed a jersey in the middle of traffic. 😅
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everyone else: *football reference* *standard boy 'vamosssss' emojis* *another football reference*
hector: P U S S Y I N B I O
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the fact that i never got to see him interact with pessi will break my heart till I'm 80 and demented
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the aesthetics... did fc barkalona finally drop a good bit of media content or is it just gavi tax
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he called his nephew a tremendous son of a bitch in one of these interviews 😭😭😭
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pedri surpassed isco's legacy with spain at 18
From enjoying such baller like Isco to headless chicken like Gavi and Pedri, Spain witnessed a massive downfall.
They don't make player like this anymore or maybe they can't.
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they made gavi speak like he's their dad I cant
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idk what kind of person he is irl but he just gives off the kindest energy and i love him for it. thanks idolo hope you come back as a goat manager one day ❤️😭
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laporta belly looks so huggable
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what was going through their minds when they planned and posted this
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ok but can we talk about barca being the dream club for so many girls ☹❤
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they brought out gavi's kit like my boy died it's actually completely over
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the "gol de marc guiu ee we all know it" is such embarrassing parent behavior
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gavi when he visits the montjuic dressing room in a few months and finds a whole shrine with framed photos and candles where his locker used to be
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baby started crying before he could crop the last pic leave my guy alone
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is there ever a situation where all this is necessary? is there really?
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the welcome back the camp nou gave him after his injury last year is still stuck in my head and he does this. even felix has more decency towards atleti. agenda starts now
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vicky lopez 2 time uwcl winner lamine yamal will you really let this slide?
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not to take away from fermin i love him but the fact that you can be our second top scorer with 8 fucking goals today is pitiful
Fermin Lopez is now our SECOND top scorer in the league behind Lewandowski!!!
8 goals in 12 starts. 10 in all comps — *wild*.
He’s the best super sub we’ve had in years, and he can be so much more.
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joao² both looking like they'd score bangers for fun, gavira double pivot masterclassses alongside frenkie + his first cl goal, ferran ending the freekick drought, rapha and lewy scoring as well. romeu still not being totally useless. two clean sheets 🕊🕊🕊
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hector was born with a full sleeve tattoo and the french twinks thought some weak puta barcas could intimidate him
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spain midfield at the euros
🚨🔵 Man City midfielder Rodri has gone back down with the knee injury sustained during World Cup final.
He left the pitch and more will follow from Man City medical staff.
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i like that gundo and lewa are tough on the kids but its funny considering how many mistakes THEY make 😭😭😭
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16 nominations yeah id hate him too
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my bro's mental game is too strong wdym he was calming down his 60 yo coach
دي لا فوينتي: قضيت وقتًا سيئًا للغاية، غافي رأى ذلك وتحدث معي وقام بتهدئتي.
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is it just me or do they have similar vibes
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do city fans not know the depth of pep's borderline sickly homoerotic relationship with leo? if you read their biographies the way it's described is like something off a telenovela. when other stars sass him he benches them when leo was upset he was talking abt "im losing him" 😭
I'm honestly disappointed Pep Guardiola didn't back Erling Haaland on winning the Ballon D'or. The lad literally played a crucial role in winning you the treble and silencing rivals from calling you a failure at City because of no UCL trophy
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"you work or not work?" wouldve died on the spot from the embarrassment
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never my cb
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this balde situation would be much less dramatic if all of you stopped acting like getting benched for a little bit in a good team is the end of the world. they're just going for the if it ain't broke don't fix it lineup. calm down
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we don't talk about it often but araujo is really handsome
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everyone talking felish and disney when this is the real father son duo we might end up losing
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video or it didnt happen
🚨 Gavi and Fermin had a brawl with Mbappe in the locker room after the Barça-PSG match.
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laporta really made me miss out on gavi killing anyone who fouls pessi why is the world so cruel smh
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dunno whos defending but CLUB DE AMIGOSSS
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gavi doesn't even have knees anymore and hes still in their heads 24/7 i think they might have the hots for him ngl
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maybe our team rn is just not gay enough. for all the twink talk we used to be much gayer. never seen the current guys roll around on the floor together after a goal like they were long distance lovers who'd just crossed the ocean to meet for the first time in ten years 🤔
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a guy cant even scratch his ass without a million ppl having a meltdown
🚨Watch: Lionel Messi touching the back of his left thigh during training today. 🥺
The information is that he trained normally, but here is the record of that moment.
@InterMiamiZone
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it costs literally nothing to line them all up and give them the medals the proper way
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yeah im sorry this roque saga has completely soured me on xavi
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im really happy kounde loves it sm here i was worried he'd be lonely after the other frenchies left
📲 Koundé qui vanne le cartable bien gelaaaar de Raphinha. 🤣🎒
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i usually don't comment on this stuff because it's really overplayed from an outsider perspective (as in looks worse. frustration will happen, they're gonna get ticked off at each other, it's normal, doesn't mean anyone is toxic) but considering how inexperienced lamine is...
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aint no way 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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what annoys me is that its the kids who are gonna be most upset after the loss and nerds on here will be like but lamine missed x and y please pray tell me why we only have like 5 shots and 3 of them are his he should not be having this much responsibility at this age
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vicky lopez first trophy of the season lamine yamal how will you respond
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unironically has showed up for us more in the last 5 years than some very very big names. massive shame
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tears everyone went from having a convo to chasing him ref included and hes so casual about it too 😭
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off topic but the speed at which lamine has become well known scares me
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understanding la liga rules is harder than calculus
❗️Barcelona do not have to unregister Gavi to register Vitor Roque.
As they have less than 25 players in the first team, Barça only have to certify to La Liga that Gavi's recovery period from injury is more than 5 months to register Roque's contract.
Via:
@RamonFuentes74
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robert lewandowski when there's absolutely nothing on the line
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gavi: breathes
refs, opponents, viewers, var:
MD | تسريبات جديدة .. أحد المتواجدين في الـ VAR في مباراة خيتافي طلب من الحكم الرئيسي إعطاء بطاقة صفراء لغافي بسبب لمسة اليد المزعومة رغم أن هذا ليس من صلاحيات الـ VAR.
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tears alaves player was really squaring up trying to intimidate a HIGH SCHOOLER
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xavi twice a week when he has to pick lineups
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ngl i think it's hitting so hard cuz it's so shocking. guy is known for not getting injured and is always there suddenly boom he's out for a year
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a month or two from now when he's good to start pulling up in his little tunnel fits and crutches every matchday
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marta takes photos exactly how i imagined she would
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ngl if i spent most of my prime playing w the likes of pessi who you could pass to outside the box with three ppl plus the keeper in front of him and he'd still score then i had to watch bob trip over his own feet as a powerless coach id be cursing out the universe's mom too
تشافي لـ ليفاندوفسكي بعد إحدى الفرص:
"أنت وحدك أيها اللع** ".
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i dont wanna hate on him bc hes a kid but my god does he try HARD
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madridistas trying to act like underdogs when our attack is being led by a sixteen year old who's played like 15 senior games
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psg fans think this is shade meanwhile messi is defending psg while the interviewer tries to shit on them saying it's understandable that he didn't get a grand reception and he had a good relationship with the other players 😭😭😭😭
🚨 Messi talks about PSG and his experience there after the World Cup (English subtitles)
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now that thats over, raphinha i love you. pedri I love you. araujo i love you. disney I love you. christensen I love you. cubarsi i love you. lamine I love you
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average barca femeni enjoyer
ok 5 goals but that doesn’t erase the disasterclass but PLUS 3
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it was genuinely concerning me how much pedri was running while them two...
Pedri was the only midfielder who defended this match Gundogan and De Jong today i prefer not to speak
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literally what reason was there for this outside of psychopathy. flick's been twerking for us for MONTHS. it wouldve been so easy to reach this exact decision without disrespecting the hell out of a club legend
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you can tell they care for him a lot AND know how bad this specific injury is going down with a guy specifically like him.
whole dressing room acting like it's a funeral cannot even imagine what the state of him looked like that they're all like this
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14k likes... what kind of victim complex is this 😭😭
It sickens me to the fucking stomach that Ramos and Isco won’t be going to the Euros but Pokemons like Fermin and Cubarsi will
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kylian "if i cant win something it's the tournament's fault not mine" mbappe
🎙️ Kylian Mbappé: “For me, the EUROs is more complicated to win than the World Cup." 🤯
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getting that gavi post surgery post tomorrow and having to later sit through xaviterrorismo will be ext level torture
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that last pic is part of an ongoing series
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yellow card... everywhere i go i am reminded
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current barka is total crisis. you've lost ur greatest player ever and figurehead who'd absorb all the blame and still make the fans feel like contenders every year. you're on the verge of bankruptcy, completely bottlenecked by ffp, every signing therefore thrice as risky
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