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@rooisbobois
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The slow but clear certainty that I'll never feel the same way watching this sport again.
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@rooisbobois
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I dare him to copy this
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Every masterpiece Has its cheap copy
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@rooisbobois
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@Ahir7174 and the rapist you stan would 100% flop at the women's world cup too
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@rooisbobois
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5 months
Pep had a terrible farewell as a player & a glorious one as a manager. Ig you only get one at this club.
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23 May 2015: Xavi says goodbye as a Barcelona player 24th May 2024: Xavi says goodbye as a Barcelona manager
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My son doesn't talk about it but he was not slick
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@ABrownBeing
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9 months
Just realized Gavi is probably the only player who came through La Masia and doesn't di*k ride Messi every time an interviewer says hi. My Starboy
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@futbolphanatics @yadiigggg @IvanaE That journalist didn't work on the Football Leaks articles, you're just muddling the info to try to fool people who're not in the know. TONS of stuff came out during FL, but as they were hacked documents, they couldn't be admissible in court.
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@futbolphanatics @yadiigggg @IvanaE He also paid her hundreds of thousands of dollars btw hmmm wonder what that means.
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@rooisbobois
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11 months
One I like about him, he never has a clue wtf people are saying on his name & just be going around looking like this in middle of all kinds of online shenanigans. Unbothered.
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@cherrypessi
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Brazilian media: Pessi is cheating on Anto bla bla bla... Messi & Anto: They are celebrating Thanksgiving with the kids in Disneyland 😭♥️
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@nanamisbutthole his statement that girlfriends would distract from football would do numbers
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1 year
@dxmiszn @FCB_ACEE @goal I've never seen anybody compare his MLS performance to current players in Europe like you're doing up there. They praise him for performing well with a bottom team relative to other teams in MLS. Compare Ronaldo to other SPL players, that's a good shout. This is shameless
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11 months
@WeAreMessi Literally had this hair just before the October international break. This is during the Open Cup final at the end of September.
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9 months
If Midric and his Neo Nazi sympathizing team had outplayed a single country not named Canada in the run up to this game, maybe he'd have more of a case.
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Everyone knows deep down but won’t admit it…. 😭
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@DarrylRMFC @BarcaUniversal We are thanking him, Fede has immense ball knowledge 🥰
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3 months
I love the subtle xenophobia when Europeans talk about international fans and "stadium visits" like that's the end-all be-all of ball knowledge. Well I watched him at Camp Nou, buddy, in what you might consider his "prime", and I want him out of the club.
@fiago7
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The hate Ter Stegen gets from Barça fans with 0 Camp Nou visits is mental. Man was literally La Liga POTS last year as a goalie (!) and just because of 1 average season he‘s the worst keeper ever all of a sudden. Extremists like this ruin football.
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@Rodrygoes1121 @Anna_96_10 once again, you rep a guy who abandoned his babymomma & kids and had to be ordered by the brazilian court to pay child support
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The only Barca that's the best itw in 2024
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@TheEuropeanLad
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🗣️ - Messi: "Real Madrid is the best team in the world, they have won the Champions League. If you go by results, Real Madrid is the best. If you go by level of the game, I think Manchester City are the best." [ @infobae ]
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@notpythonn @Ridbob_ Why’d you make up a whole scenario to feel victimized over?
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@GodlyRH @mvsrapp They can win without Messi but they were in a near 30-year senior trophy drought before he led them to a trophy 💀
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@CollinsUkam1 @AlbicelesteTalk If you watched him at PSG, Veratti was like his work wife.
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@AlbicelesteTalk I bet Messi will be fit & return to the national team before we see Dybala play for Argentina.
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@hyfimo when they eventually do but i'm already too much of a boomer to accept it <<<<
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@nanamisbutthole his rep back in the day 😭
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every time you do a "remember when" my head is catapulted to jupiter
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@InvertTheMoon the fact he still came back shows how sick he is. catalan guys aren't normal you just trust men like that.
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@matserban @osferth_ @AlbicelesteTalk Yeah because voters could see into the future and knew he was on the path to winning in 1991 with Inter when they cast their votes for Ballon d'Or 1990 🤡
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@BarcelonaTReski @AlbicelesteTalk You guys can keep him and Wanda.
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@AzubikeTobi @WeAreMessi LOL why are you following footballers then? That's the life for them. By a regular player's standards, this family has moved around very little. Messi's only had 2 transfers in his whole career.
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@jandro9584 @Alisson_Role @TheEuropeanLad Virg and Robbo too, LFC is Messi FC 'fraid 💀
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11 months
His eyes tho… hear me out…
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Jorge's barber is cooking ffs. Talk to your son, senor.
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11 months
El Chiringuito reporting this like they're covering a high-profile extramarital affair 🤡
@elchiringuitotv
El Chiringuito TV
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🚨 Última Hora | Laporta y Messi, juntos en el mismo hotel. 🔥 Estamos en directo desde París esperando la llegada de protagonistas. Vía @10JoseAlvarez
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@AlrightHenry @AlbicelesteTalk @arevalo_martin He can never play for one of River or Boca, it would cause Argentinian civil war. Even this gesture is causing twitter fights 💀
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Our wag game went from SHAKIRA to a 3rd rate tv star who can’t stay off her phone TALK ABOUT THAT
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My club's captains went from this to this
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that phase where you slowly start hating your own club and fanbase is crazy
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@BrasilEdition @Somhiseremfcb The humanitarian work:
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His ass never looked right in their shorts.
@Lm10Messista
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Perdedores, silben ahora.
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@thenchipz Yeah, when he was still living with Rodrigo and his family, he gave an interview saying that the baby's crying kept him up at night but he didn't mind and would just lie to the club about getting enough sleep, lol.
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I just know this kind of nasty karma will hit one day.
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@Barca_Buzz
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🗣️ - @gerardromero : "Joan Laporta called Pini Zahavi yesterday to confirm that Xavi would be sacked and Hansi Flick would be the new coach of Barca for the coming season. Flick will receive a 1 year contract with an optional additional year." 🇩🇪
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@AlbicelesteTalk @SofiMMartinez he is deeply grateful to the generation that supported him in bad times --> talking about ME 🥹
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@nolesfan2011 @FrancoPanizo That's why they don't promote it. The black kit always sells out first.
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@mr_goatcr7 @Troll_Fotballl Only “goatcr7” fan would think finishing bottom of your WC group as the reigning champ is a “fantastic run” lmao
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10 months
Scrape past Napoli and we get WHO in the quarterfinals?? 🙂
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@AndrewRSchroder Gavi doesn't do a ton of interviews regardless but maybe he just doesn't want to talk about how they kicked Messi out of the club on his birthday 💀
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we have come a long way when it comes to flying with air afa
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@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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Argentina National Team have arrived in Houston 😮‍💨💧
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@matserban @osferth_ @AlbicelesteTalk Applying a retrospective view on historical results is stupid. By this logic, voters in 2014 could have said, "Well I was going to give this BdO to Ronaldo, but Messi won the WC golden ball AND is on track to win a treble at club level next year, so it's his."
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3 months
they will carry him & you will like it
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Yeah pack this shit up they’re setting us up for a rerun
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@Sheriff_Jimmy @BobbyKing413 @ESPNFC it's the champions league final in minute 95 whats she saving for you think 😂
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5 months
So why doesn’t RM employ Ramos and Isco anymore, hmm?
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It sickens me to the fucking stomach that Ramos and Isco won’t be going to the Euros but Pokemons like Fermin and Cubarsi will
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@AlbicelesteTalk I know this is old, but you should always post it on this date. People should never forget.
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@hyfimo If you're not unsettling your opps with your displays you're just not doing enough
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@latinose @BarcaWorldwide He doesn't play in the Top 5 leagues. Also, that is in a year, not a season.
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@The_FodenEra @AlbicelesteTalk Yeah, Oil City called up their sheik friends for favors to get embarrassing votes like this, but still failed
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Yes it's time for "kyky fc" "qatar class of 22" et al to be honest & admit that they only started perceiving Messi as an entity maybe a year ago, because what are these takes?
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@Streplic @AlbicelesteTalk Those games were played at home. Argentina historically loses or draws in La Paz & the last time they won, Messi didn't score. Bolivia sucks but they're beasts in their demon home stadium.
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@EngWritters @rovigo__ @AlbicelesteTalk @DiarioOle Banter era worsened it but nobody does well in La Paz. At 36 & post-covid, it's honestly a health risk to make Messi play there.
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Inter Miami is the American reboot of a TV show I used to love. You know it's a cash grab, but stfu and take my money.
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@ayomikun4050 @BarcaTimes That happened when Suarez played for Liverpool. He won the Golden Boot outright as a Barca player. And honestly, the first win though shared was more impressive, his team was ass.
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@me44233993 @youngxfranco @AlbicelesteTalk @okdobleamarilla He has assisted btw. But again, currently playing as a CDM. Which you apparently didn't even realize, that he plays more advanced for Argentina & also at Brighton last season.
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@Big_Wave_45 @AlbicelesteTalk @fczyz Does anybody actually use the 3rd choice GK in a tournament though?
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@Killer_V @boulas627 @MLSist What? No, the manager makes the squad list for an away game, and the players on that list travel. If a player is being rested, he rests. Traveling with the team is not the norm.
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@CVideoshd @brfootball Just woke up from a coma? My congrats to your family!
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@wsecarlos @Austinooffical @AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul They actually called him up every single int window for the last year & he was injured for all but one of them. Even so Scaloni called him up for the March friendlies & he/Roma actually refused. That was the last straw.
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@sweetboy123 @Anna_96_10 MLS summer transfer window ends tomorrow, actually. It would've taken you 2 min to google that 🤷‍♀️
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His dream is to go on loan for a third time in a row?
@ReshadFCB
Reshad Rahman
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(🌕) Xavi Simons is willing to do whatever it takes from his part to fulfill his dream of playing for Barcelona’s first team this summer. @RogerTorello @martinezferran #Transfers 🇳🇱💙❤️
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@futbolphanatics @yadiigggg @IvanaE Can you read? All this says is that HE claimed the documents were fabricated 🤡 They were dismissed in court due to being illegally obtained i.e. hacked. NO PROOF they were faked.
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L'Équipe this, L'Équipe that, but remember that the esteemed AFP, the world's oldest agency, reported that Messi to Al Hilal was a "done deal" months before anything was remotely concrete. Not a shred of journalistic integrity even at the top 🇫🇷
@vitinha
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Não tenho por hábito comentar nada de imprensa, mas desta vez tenho que dizer. É completamente falso que isto tenha acontecido.
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They deserve to play together. Even as a day one Miami truther, I'd have loved it.
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@febinvthomas @AlbicelesteTalk @hugorbalassone Why would UEFA want to do that? You understand that Europe is the bigger market & they don't want to help the Saudi get a piece, right? It's different for CONMEBOL: while Copa Libertadores is the superior competition, North America is a much more lucrative market.
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@TerStegenOut The Mallorca players weren't even pressing him, he had hours to pick out a passing option, tf.
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@AlbicelesteTalk Such a darling little face. Honestly watching him be so unhappy at Pissg for the last 2 years almost finished me. If it’s Miami he wants, I’ll be there no matter what.
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don't let this euphoria let you forget they were hating on alexia for her renewal where the haters at now
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@stfumyfriend @AlbicelesteTalk Chinese tickets were $500-$1000, while Indonesia tickets were max $200. It's not their fault that scalpers exist.
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@KubosinoLmao @AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul @lautarodeIcampo This viability plan's approval determines ALL of Barca's signings in this summer, not just Messi's. Knowing that, why was the club so content to let La Liga sit on it for WEEKS past the expected deadline? Why did Jorge Messi have to be the one calling Tebas to get answers?
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6.7k men have never known the touch of a woman & want the world to know it
@BowTiedMara
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Messi’s wife got bored and felt the need to record her gym session. The need for online attention is becoming a serious issue. Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️
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He wasn't even watching this disaster class, he was out touching grass in the Florida sunshine. I need to learn from mi idolo & stop letting this loser clerb back into my life.
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@Neymoleque I've never met a single person online or irl who believes Messi was actually responsible for this win. It's widely remembered as Neymar's greatest game. This is an urban legend everyone repeats with no basis.
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Let's say Roque is crap. Let's say he fumbles every pass in training & injures himself walking to the watercooler. WHY did we spend reportedly 50-55M (incl tax) to not only pry him from other clubs that offered more but also bring him in January when we had FFP issues?
@EdmundOris
Edmund💥
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This might upset some Barca fans, but… Viktor Roque at 19 IS NOT a better CF than Robert Lewandowski at 35 ❌ He isn’t an “undeniable talent” like Lamine Yamal Or A clinical finisher like Haaland, so doesn’t it make sense he works his way into his manager’s plan with TIME?
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@psg_chief there're like a bazillion regular season games in MLS & 2/3 of teams go to playoffs, nobody cares
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@AlbicelesteTalk Pablito carrying the whole seleccion with his beautiful hair.
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@10_OSCAR_07 @cfc_clint @psg_chief Same seats filled up last year when MNM played.
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As if I’m even thinking about dusty UCL nights today cheers 💀
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@AlbicelesteTalk Sucks, but he was coming back from injury anyway. Might've been a bit rushed back since Leverkusen is in a title race.
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@hyfimo Him flying to Barcelona during the ravages of Covid in 2020 bc Messi said he wanted to leave the club for City was the illest move. They are not sane.
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@thenchipz Isn't it wild that Sergio has looked exactly the same since I saw him debut & Leo has gone through like 50 looks? 😭
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@TerStegenOut You just wanted to post Bravo prop but I'm here for it
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@thenchipz The biggest sign that the Little Dictator claim is bs is the fact that after Masche, Barca never signed a single Argentine player.
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que fotoooooooo
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Strong mentality is when you give up on your career at the age of 31 to chase bags.
@GingaBonitoHub
Ginga Bonito 🇧🇷
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🎙️THIAGO SILVA: (On Neymar) “Neymar is very strong mentally. I watched Messi’s interview. If Messi had all of the demand/pressure in all his career, Messi would’ve stopped. Neymar is really strong & the demand on him is too much, sometimes exhausting.”
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only children and geriatrics playing the beautiful game
@OptaJoe
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2 - The only two players across the last two EURO/World Cup tournaments with 15+ chances created, 15+ shots and 15+ dribbles: 2022 World Cup - Lionel Messi EURO 2024 - Lamine Yamal Destined.
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@CharlotteFC @MakeAWish @LeaguesCup @MLS That's really incredible. Can we hear more about Chris' journey?
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Instead of complaining they should be praying the matter isn't looked into more closely & the gold from Tokyo is taken away.
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🚨JUST IN: Canadian Olympic Committee and Canada Soccer appeal in relation to the six-point deduction imposed on the CanWNT has been dismissed.
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@thenchipz For a Catholic-dominant country, they are goated when it comes to LGBT rights. It's actually funny to see FT most of whom hail from... less than progressive parts react to Argentinian content.
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@footypicswild @AlbicelesteTalk If Scaloni gets his tactics and personnel right, they won't drop points even w/o Messi. There's so much quality in the squad.
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@hyfimo It is kinda hilarious how he got past that guy & visibly paused, like what do I do 🥹
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The fans of Socrates Award winner Vinicius Jr
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@erasto110 @GoalNews Bodied your idolo
@Cristiano
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Grateful to be honored as the most searched athlete in  @google  history. Check out the film at . 🎯  #YearInSearch
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@mpaz12 @ReshadRahman_ He was kicked out too, ya muppet 💀 He would sympathize with Messi over the board any day of the week.
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