Joli Nkomo
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My To Watch list:
Avatar the last Airbender (finish it)
— start the other one (Korra’s)
Watch Everything Everywhere All at Once
The Outlaws
A Soweto Love Story
Dunes Part 1
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I once heard a story about a teacher whose cellphone was stolen by a high school learner. In response, he decided to deal with the situation differently. Instead of blaming anyone, he lined up the students, asked them to close their eyes, and checked their pockets.
I’m always sooo deeply moved by kindness. I don’t forget it. it stays with me & I often come back to it.
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No one is on the look out for gold diggers like a broke man and his imaginary wealth.😂
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Karma being for the mistress and not for the whoremongering husband is funny to me.
Also you can never build a relationship on top of another woman’s tears okes.
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My friend and I were mugged on the border of Braamfontein/Hillbrow and the mugger accompanied us back to campus because HE felt it was unsafe for us to walk at night
Got mugged at gunpoint by 3 guys on Friday, 10th May, around 17h50 in Diepsloot. Cellphone, watch & ear pods gone. Great lads those, even had a chat for about 10 minutes. The guy even took out the only bullet out the gun. Told me life is important and I'll replace the phone 😂😂
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An adult who shows a troubled child that much kindness, righteousness, caring, humanness, compassion or what we call “ubulungisa” in my language; deeply moves my soul.
People like that are incredibly rare gems!!
When I find someone like that, I always hold on to them.
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“Wow! When you never singled me out that day. You never publicly embarrassed me, even though I deserved it. That had significant impact on me and it’s what inspired me to be a teacher.”
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Eventually the teacher found the phone in one of them. However, instead of accusing him, the teacher apologised to the class, and claimed he might have forgot the phone in his car. Of course the learners booed him.
The teacher never mentioned the situation to anyone ever.
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They look like Studio 88 employees
Kaizer Chiefs players were at FNB Stadium to welcome the Springboks.
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The sad thing is that my gran and my uncles can pin point like this, exactly the piece of land that the apartheid government took away from them. Today whites live there. Many South Africans alive still can. That’s why we identify so much with Palestinians.
An old Palestinian couple in front of their stolen house now inhabited by jewish settlers from Brooklyn, NY, USA. Most of Palestine is stolen.
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Mind you, he was plotting to rape drunk women on live television
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The young man asked, “Do you remember what I did to you?”
The teacher was confused. “Did to me?”
“Yes. When I stole your cellphone and you found it in my pocket.”
“What? That was you? I didn’t know who I stole it because my eyes were also closed when I was searching you all.”
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Years later, at a teacher's workshop, a young man approached the teacher crying and asked if he remembered him. At first, the teacher didn't recognise him, but eventually, he remembered the student by his surname.
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It's interesting how people engaged this because while this is seen as liberating for women, it's actually only white (and no-Black) women who are allowed this liberty. Black women would be immediately seen as gold-diggers and all sorts of things.
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What’s the obsession with sex scenes in SA film and television? It’s getting weird!
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These are the mothers who call out rapists, embrace the gay children neighbours abandon and help advise girls about the importance of looking after themselves even when seeing boy. 🥹
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Indicator, ma daling!
Tinned fish overtakes chicken as South Africa’s preferred protein
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@Yeyethu_Baballo
1. "Sisteri" - he's respectful
2. "favour" - he's kind
3. "usually" - he's reformed
4. "ndithathe kwa phone leyo" - he's generous
5. "sufuna ndibe funny" - he's a law abiding citizen.
Hayi, nguwe owrongo! Nguwe owrongo!
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I want SA youth to be silly🕯️
ANC president Cyril Ramaphosa says it is "silly" for anyone to think the ANC is not going to win the 2024 general elections. |
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People who don’t live in Cape Town, or come here as tourists, students or corporate employees are weird for parroting the lie that the DA provides services.
Some of us know this City completely —we have been here for decades. We have seen the DA neglect and ignore communities.
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Akondli ke umkhaya😭
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Just him, any thing him related, I disagree with absolutely. He could call me by my name and I would absolutely disagree with him.
Steenhuisen has a tone that just makes me disagree with him, even if he's right.
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Nithi we are losing recipes?😭
Social worker x Security guard
Teacher x Police
Lawyer x Principal
Accountant x Doctor
Financial Analyst x Restauranteur
Municipal Clerk x Mechanic
Nurse x Taxi Driver
Spaza owner x Retail Manager
Call centre agent x Traffic officer
Nithini na?
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Men and society in general really don’t see GBV as a crime but they see it as a mistake that men make. That shows they don’t see women as people, people against whom a crime has been committed.
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That’s why publicly-owned transport is important.
This trip would have cost me R90 from my hood.. PRASA came through and now the trip cost only R11,50 😌😌😌🔥🫱🏾🫲🏽
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There are very few people who humanise helpers and cleaners in SA. Many of us could learn a lot from them.
E.g. I was once interning at this other small finance firm. The lady who cleaned the offices, had just started 3 months ago from some agency. She used to get to work late.
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A fulltime vacancy for someone with a CA(SA)/CIMA/CFA who knows SQL, Python and Excel Advanced, but the salary is R10k-R15k p.m.? The SA labour market is hilarious.
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Election season pisses me off because what do you mean you could do these things but you chose to give your son umgidi we R20 million???
This is the Nancefield station in Soweto, which was recently re-opened. With just R7.50, commuters can once again travel to Johannesburg CBD using the metro rail.
PRASA has rehabilitated 31 of its 40 corridors across the country.
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When have SAns attacked a harbour? Ransacked a port? Sure, looting local businesses may be poverty. The 10s of kms to ports, distant malls etc. That’s funded & coordinated. Otherwise how will they take the loot back home? Catch taxis? When have people burnt places after looting?
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Patriarchy deprived us of brilliant ideas from women for centuries. The few voices that survived are erased, marginalised, suppressed or ignored💔
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@AmkeCebekhulu
Roads, infrastructure, schools, hospitals, clinics, electricity, water, refuse collection, sewage system, housing etc. these were expanded by the ANC. That shows that white people did not deliver services. You know, you can criticise ANC corruption without romanticising apartheid
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One of my varsity friends would shit talk his girlfriend to his friend. That friend married her. They now have two cute children. He still talks about her with such hurt.
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Therapy works, not immediately but it works. By the time you get its benefits, you may or not even be aware.
I made a mistake & I said, “Well, I’m human.” Insignificant to some but to me self-compassion is something I worked on with a therapist . I used to be so hard on myself.
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Part of being a grootman is having a Baddie as a sexual partner. Why are we acting daft? Grootmans who are grootman-ing, actively seek Baddies to complete their grootmanship aesthetic. So why are we trying to convince Baddies that they are not wanted by grootmans? Weird!
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The fact that people who are one generation removed from apartheid don't know that whites actually did ALL these things, is an epic failure of so many actors: education, government, media etc. We have failed our children who are now adults, big time!
White 🇿🇦 don't:
1. Sell drugs to kasi kids
2. Traffic humans for cash
3. Scam innocent 🇿🇦
4. Refuse to pay TAX
5. Return black 🇿🇦 girls in bodybags
6. Fear roll-on
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The DA gaining seats on the back of a genocidal stance is very personal
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Church is groove for old people, if we are being honest 🥰🥰🥰
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Proximity to imperial power is why u think:
AA’s trauma, history & context > any other peoples’ trauma, history & context.
Learn about what’s going on outside of the imperial capital.
Don’t universalise YOUR experience to the rest of us like…
QTs & replies are teaching u. Learn!
i’m not disregarding her identity, i’ve acknowledged multiple times that she is nonblack. i am not using a slur to describe anyone because that phrase is TRAUMATIZING. not for me but for my entire community. i don’t have to refer to her as that to acknowledge her identity.
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@xoliswathegreat
@Bosslady_Sne
Here is an idea. Help that child out while they live with their family. And don’t take them in, only to show them that they are not loved like other children. It’s just an idea. Help where you can without teaching children they’re not as valued as other children. Again, an idea.
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Fatphobia kills. People are starving themselves, fasting, eating weird portions, weird diets etc. risking their heath because they want to be thin. Malnutrition and eating disorders are also developed in the process. 💔💔💔
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The most dangerous men are the ones loved the most. It's the men celebrated, respected, seemingly put together, apparently progressive, with many people in their corner & powerful connections, well resourced, have money & status, and have fame & prestige.
Their victims, bawo💔💔
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Most queers in South Africa are poor. Many are homeless. Some are sex-workers. The public imagination of rich gay men shows they are overrepresented among queers in public platforms. We must read about queer life in SA to avoid seeing one/OUR experience as THE queer experience.
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Ndixoxa amatyala. One of my references (still not known) bad-mouthed me to a potential employer who really really like me. The thing is, I really really want this job. Now, I am being given a right to reply. I wonder how many opportunities I missed because of that reference.💔
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This is my hometown. It has not had water for over 5 years. Water tanks are brought from somewhere. The electricity is cut for days, comes back for a couple of hours, since 2011.
Mara the jokes in the Eastern Cape just don't end yaz, R15 million stadium? Where? How?
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Let me start: Christianity is built by & around a wrong man, Paul.
“From this rock I’ll build my church” isnt about Paul but the New Testament is 2 thirds Paul’s sayings — even more than Jesus.
Paul never physically saw Jesus.
Wasn’t Jesus’ disciple or original 12 apostles.💀
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Top Billing has a wealth of knowledge about assets gained through corruption proceeds. I hope the SIU is rewatching past episodes.
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Just to make sure, I understand you:
you want SOUTH AFRICANS to accept and respect different views on APARTHEID?
Why should we as South Africans be so bitterly divided over an intractable conflict elsewhere in the world?
Can we not accept and respect the fact that our fellow South Africans can have different views?
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Is it too far fetched to imagine that some men actually liking hanging out and doing things with their wives or girlfriends? That every time you see couples wearing matching outfits or going to couples' retreat, you have to assume the women plotted and forced the man to be there?
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“I don’t want to be reminded at my doorstep the dispossession and displacement that is a result of my wealth.” - A settler.
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Shudu faced most of our self-hatred and projections of internalised anti-Blackness: featurism, colourism, misogynoir etc. Seeing her happy is so amazing. I hope her joy exponentially grows. I hope she continues to thrive. I hope y’all can heal from hating yourselves as Africans.
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Rich Mnisi & MaXhoseni have thriving businesses built on scamming whites (&tjatjarag Africans) and I love it! I am here for it. For so long Louis Vuitton, Guccio Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Coco Chanel, Thomas Burberry and them have been scamming the world. It's time for Africa!!
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Nguwe lo upase ngale percentage njengoba uzifaka?
Congratulations to the class of 2023 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
We kept our promise.
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And woman abuse, which he was found guilty of by a court of law
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I would like to read an account about Mam’ Evelyn Mase (Nelson Mandela’s 1st wife).
Some may not know but she survived tata’s physical abuse & infidelities.
I want to know about her childhood, studies, friendships, struggles, parenthood, life’s milestones, faith, motivations etc.
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Paul said a lot of things that neither Jesus, Jesus’ brothers nor his disciples & apostles said.
Paul even has disputes with Peter in the bible. The audacity!
The big boss said, “From this rock (Peter, NOT Paul) I’ll build my church.” Yet, Paulinism has Christians on chokehold.
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The Bible is pro colonialism and pro slavery both the new and old testaments. That’s why the missionaries worked alongside the colonisers and enslavers without any biblical contradictions.
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As a society we allow men to be irresponsible, harms their children and humiliate their wives publicly. When will we shame, humiliate, isolate, name call, etc. for exactly what they are doing?
We are doing the same thing BUT hoping for different results. That’s funny to me shem.
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I cannot get over how Natalie is wearing the Assemblies of God spec.
She is dressed like she’s going to a conference in Thaba Nchu😭
Maimane joined on stage by his wife, Natalie, as he gets ready to deliver BOSA's manifesto.
@TeamNews24
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The bible is full of errors and contradictions. The doctrine of inerrancy is unfinished thought.
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SANDF must start drafting citizens to go on peacekeeping missions. Men miss going to war.
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The trinity is queer or gendered in a way y’all don’t want:
1. Father & Holy Spirit: two men with a son —surrogate is Mary.
2. Or the Holy Spirit is non-binary?
3. Or the Holy Spirit is a woman (and why is this kept a secret? Answer misogyny).
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We also need to acknowledge that for many people from Limpopo, learning other languages (read Nguni languages) is for survival. It is to help navigate the most hostile and ethnic chauvinist spaces, towns and provinces.
I don’t think Limpopo people get enough credit for being multi-lingual 😕.
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Black tax discourse annoys me; we don't take it where I personally want us to take it. Younger generations of Black people are paying for the unpaid reparations that older generations of Black people were denied by the TRC&whites. So Black people MUST be paid more than whites imo
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SAns treating unemployment as some character flaw is very evil tbh. Plus, seeing unemployed people as deserving less respect or courtesy is super weird.
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This video triggers me because my mother was like this. We used to call her uDragon because uvutha amalangatye. I’m an adult who cannot ask for help, who struggles to attend to their personal needs, who is a people pleaser, who struggles to speak up in person, who is anxious etc.
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One of the ways males handle collective culpability and the crisis of masculinity is dissociating male violence from manhood. Do NOT ever allow that. Men who hit women do not magically stop being men, they ARE men.
Men ARE violent, if that fact is uncomfortable ask yourself why?
Cassie’s husband, Alex Fine, said “men who hit women aren’t men” in a new message on IG. 🙏🏾
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People always wait for big moments that dehumanised women. Men show these small acts of aggression, which accumulate & culminate to GBV and men murdering women! When men choose anger over processing their feelings: rejection, sadness, disappointment etc. we must all BE SCARED!
Ndithathe nezo nails ezafakwa ngemali yam😠
Iphelile kaloku
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Makro, Clicks, Spar, Pick n Pay stores among 11 being investigated for ‘price-hiking’
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My friends who are teachers both in primary and high schools (rural and township areas) say learners are the most welcoming people. Once they learn about sexuality, they are receptive. It's the adults who are not as open to learning and expanding their world-view.
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Some of you only took the Dr titles from your PhDs and you left your critical thinking skills with your supervisors.
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She’s profited from Feminism, Black power, Pan-Africanism, Queerness… all politics that call her to action…
She’s mastered commercialising identity politics for as much profit, clout and cover as possible.
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Black middle classes don't like being analysed in this feudal country we call SA. This is a GRAVELY unjust society. People queue for hours for R350 and some spend R350 in an hour over two rounds of drinks. That's worth interrogating! We don't share the same Black experience in SA
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Let's be clear that the PRIMARY abuser is Mbongeni & the wife is a secondary abuser. Leleti (born in 1970) is suspected in 1985 of "cheating"? Really? Cheating? with a 15y/o? Black girls are deprived their childhood for men's pleasure; Then BLAMED! TF is wrong with society?
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His wife says he is but you know SA and its love for abusers
Vusi Thembekwayo’s opinions are giving abuser vibes. Why is he supporting violence so much? He’s so stupid.
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But God tolerates the levels of corruption, political rot and economic collapse in Zimbabwe
The rise of lesbians and gays in Zimbabwe is reaching àlarming levels, we need to stand up and stop this. Remember Sodom and gomora God doesn't tolerate such nonsense 🤷🏿♂️
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NO university does this.
I get that you’re pro-AA but it’s weird that u think disadvantaged learners get admitted with 60%.
NO ONE gets into medicine/actuarial science/accounting CA stream with 60% at most universities, no matter their school quantile. Weird you think this.
We are rightfully competing for university spots within quintiles. Someone who achieved 60%, without internet, private transport, and fully resourced schools. Who likely used candle light to study... is much more deserving of a university place than me with my distinctions
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Wanna know the rapists on the tl? Look at the comments here. They have formed a support group for rapists.
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SA Youtubers need to cut their videos at least by a half. That might help with the viewership problem. No one has time to listen to your 20 minutes of repeating yourself.
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HPCSA at the next Dr’s Conference:
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Not only does this damage the relative’s child but it teaches bad social skills to YOUR child. Today we have adults who are unbearable, with a self-importance problem or huge egos because they always felt like gods in their homes while others were treated like they are a burden.
Correct me if I’m wrong guys. If I live with a relatives child, for whatever reason & I buy my child an iPhone & I buy my “other child” any other phone does it make me a horrible person?
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Considering that there were no picture sor portraits back then, Christians are following the teachings of a man who didn’t know Jesus from a bar of soap. He couldn’t argue with Tom, Dick or Henry if they claimed to be Jesus because he didn’t know how Jesus looks like😭😭😭
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Jesus worshiped on Friday evening to Saturday afternoon and all the people in the bible. Yet Romans managed to convince 95% of Christians to worship on Sunday. That’s how easy it is to dupe Christians. If such an obvious fact can be twisted, how many other facts are twisted?
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Gay men must ALWAYS interrogate how they behave around women (all sexualities), speak about women, speak to women, view women etc. Misojoni is endemic among us! We are not as progressive as we think we are. If we view fem men with contempt, imagine how we really feel about women?
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Children are smart and can see difference. They just don't know the consequences of difference in society yet. They can see difference in sexes & races, feminine men, disabled people etc. They relate with ALL people and see all people as human. UNTIL...
Adults are the problem!
I have a theory that kids at this age don't see colour. It's taught , My nephew had a white friend at his previous school, 1 time he was talking about him, name was different and I was like "Oh is [ ] white" he was confused & said "No he's just like me you'll see him-
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World hunger, world peace, climate change, death of many species, eradication of bigotry etc.
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During Fees Must Fall student did research about the state of finances in public higher education. That is the best place to familiarise yourself with how deep the problem is. I worked with
@ChwayitaWenana
and others at UCT on this research. Read here:
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