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world's most Okayest trans🏳️‍⚧️ dyke 🇵🇭🐼 (MDNI🔞)

(she/her)
Joined January 2012
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
28 days
My magnum opus playlist: Over 10hrs of Unapologetically Bubblegum, Femme and Slutty Bangers.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
Getting into #YuGiOhMasterDuel after not playing in closer to 20 years be like
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@puppygirlrizz Big "MAG032 - Hive" energy
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@FunkitToys Great timing
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@YumeNatty The most of what I can remember of my childhood is either trauma, or extremely egg shit. Everything else is a fog or blur, borderline wiped it.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
Got as close as I could. 🧛‍♀️❤️🖤🩸
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
@KezieDra 1.5oz Gin, rose dominant preferred(Hendricks for herbal or Empress Elderflower Rose for floral) .5oz citrus juice, orange or lemon .25oz grenadine Stir in rocks glass with ice Pour over 2oz of sparkling red wine(Roscato, Stella Rosa, etc) Finish with 2 maraschino cherries
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
@bloomfilters They're so t4t coded
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@puppygirlrizz Alright if anybody sees this and starts listening to the Magnus Archives, imma impose my head cannons real quick; Jane Prentiss, to me, is absolutely a Desi Trans Girl.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
1 year
@StopTweetingMia @LadyStoryweaver I love how what seems to be the 3 only pieces of visual erotica is POSED to be directly visible, they wanted to be the only thing you see in the mountain of everything else. They wanted to appear to moral and "PURE". This wasn't just destruction, but additional propaganda.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@yeaggot Yes but in a more "tear my flesh with every kiss, every bite a love letter, until my carcass lies still, heart exposed in your hands, and then eat that too" way, not a vore way.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
1 year
@kimandgo What's her band? Share share
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
1 year
@Touyarokii I need to find someone to commission a redraw of this with Volcarona
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
1 year
@ginfantasy Respectfully,
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
After like 16 years of going to shows, I crowd surfed for the first time ever at @MMATAband 's show tonight. 😭 I don't think I'll ever be able to thank those 3 dudes that were just hoisting ppl up left n right, but I tried to help with other surfers. MMATA shows are just so nice
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@jayperior Here's a few of mine: An orphan kid tags along with his brother's hijinks and eventually grows up. An amnesiac billionaire tries to fix his fuck ups. A bored god watches a bookish highschooler start drama. A guy adopts a kid. Don't read the manga. Enby twink hangs out with nerds.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@LeftAtLondon Gen X hair stylists and barbers and the like don't know shit. All they can do is marysue bland bangs and bowl cuts and misgender folks. Plus they got all spoiled by their Boomer parents
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@klokparty XII went hard af too.
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
@SSSmallTea Not risking it: heyhihello
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
@SlayzKiana When my cousin came out, the family ROASTED her. I'm dodging that shit fr. Filipino families wild. 😔
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@SimzArts I'd like to think thosere the ghost of lives 1-5 and the nonghost 6th life is somewhere kicking about
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@OrwellNGoode He doesn't know
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
@KezieDra 2oz Smirnoff Sour Blue Raspberry .5-1oz Blue Curaçao .5oz lemon or lime juice Assemble in tall glass with ice Float ~2oz lemon lime soda(Sprite) on top Insert open 8oz can of Red Bull. Garnish with citrus slice, optional
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@LeftAtLondon Only Double D's I got are Depression and Dysphoria
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@py_bun It's skill based matchmaking. You got this! You're meant to be there!
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@GraffitiRadical Lol. The way that scuffed bansky protected, but you just now the statement to the side is gonna be painted over in less than 24 hours. BBC wants the optics, not the truth
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
My only problem with @pentup_pup is that he made EDGE PLAY only a minute½. HOW YOU GONNA MAKE AN EDGE ANTHEM SO SHORT
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@uwukefinuwu Literally what I've been feeling
@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
Can I just call it dykemoding instead of boymoding?
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@OniNecrosis So I won't
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@gumption_gal @StacyCaySlays Yikes. Not even subtle about it
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@LeftAtLondon Sowwy for not being a s***y t**p femboy UwU Sorry for claiming my trans womanhood
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” Sometimes I feel it
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@MarketingBully_
Ty | The Marketing Bully
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@faecuddlebug Absolutely
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
🛑🛑 this is a timeline tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed. 🛑🛑 ____________________________
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@judgementshae Some faves from mine
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@LeftAtLondon But what if looking like a lesbian is the point??👀👀 Maybe i wanna be read as a lil soft baby butch 🫣
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
10 months
if you want to be a girl you can just be one
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@faecuddlebug
June Fembug 🦋🏳️‍⚧️
11 months
if you want to be a girl you can just be one 🫶💖
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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@G1RLPET SHE WAS IN ABIGAIL THORN'S PRINCE 🤩🤯🤩🤯
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2 years
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
2 years
@princessxemnas @MuscleGaynz I'm having fun making these and y'all can't stop me. Also no one's claimed Haku in any of these, SO I AM
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
see a tat, show a tat Fresh Dec'22 vs last night. I sketched it up back in like 2017, posted it to tumblr, and got tusukin.k on ig to finally put it on me. If any other Filipinx want to use it, it's free game. 🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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@Rewindyke
📼Cassette Radio📼
5 months
See a tattoo, show a tattoo
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@MarianneMouse I'm just some Internet dork, but I'm glad you're still here. Hope to see more of you playing your guitar again soon 💛
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
@sillymippy I'm older than you you and basically pulled the same fit last week. AM I TRYING TOO HARD? 😭😭😭 Like?¿‽😭
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
@KezieDra 1.5-2oz Gin (Empress 1908, for color) .75oz lemon juice .5oz lavender syrup(Monin pref.) 1oz egg white/vegan alt. Add all ingredients to shaker, Dry Shake to combine. Add ice, reshake to chill Strain and top with Soda water to create layers Dress with lavender and orange slice
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
@cryptcoop ZarMei and whatever love triangle/polycule that's happening with Maura Bap and LW. Ana Reinhart is always cozy too
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
@KezieDra Optional: Dash of bitters to further tone down sweetness Sub juice for aperitif such as Aperol or Campari, for boozier and more bitterness Sub grenadine for maraschino cherry(Luxardo recc.) syrup for deeper color and added richness
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@junefembug Would Net Ball be too on the nose?
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
Some post late night shower pics. I used to think this shirt and shorts were too short, now I'm actually tying and hiking them up cuz I'm actually liking my body.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@sillymippy Relatable, funny, v cute 🤷‍♀️
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
could we be friends based on me and the last song i listened to?
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@Paleo__May
PaleoMay
5 months
Me + Last song I listened to Friends? 🥺
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
7 years of bad luck for anyone who passes this tweet without leaving their Lock Screen* ✨ I love my son. He is perfect and beautiful.
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@NerdyTrans
Adriana 🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
5 months
7 years of bad luck for anyone who passes this tweet without leaving their Lock Screen* ✨ (Please judge me) No, I won’t explain
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
A bit about Luka - trans she/her - hrt since May '23 - sapphic t4t poly - 10+yr old a-hole named Tybalt - shit at video games, plays anways - Enjoys the idea of the outdoors but is a hermit - chronically online since 5eva ago - rbf but swear I'm nice -only mean if I like you
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@KathyKittyuwu
Katherine 🇵🇷🏳️‍⚧️🐱
6 months
A bit about Kat - trans she/her - hrt since 11/21/22 - lesbian aroace (complicated) - 7 year old Shih Tzu named Marly - Plays too many video games - Enjoys hikes, chats over tea, and people watching - Probably way too open and transparent - Surprisingly sensitive - eepy
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@saoirsedream Real 😔
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
9 months
Is this allowed?
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@VoiceQuills
Ashley Heather Quills🎙 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
9 months
Is this allowed?
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 years
You used to, you used to... #Miitomo #Miifoto
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
I'm somewhere between this and Kenny Ashcorp as a panda. I can't/won't explain further
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
@misstraddyrails "I love your Naples" 🤌🤌🇮🇹🍝🍕
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
🚫no cheating 📷 post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context 📷‼️ I take a lot of blurry selfies unfortunately.
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@BanjoFrogAlex
Alexandria 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
6 months
🚫no cheating 📷 post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context 📷‼️
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@_look_its_sarah I love that skirt! Where'd you get it???
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
Your 5th frequently used gif is how your 2024 will go. NOT MI TORTA 😭😭😭
@LifeonWheels95
Kela 🖤
7 months
Your 5th frequently used gif is how your 2024 will go. Yo if I get to see sleep token I'll die
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@DaylightElise Either Dusk or Net maybe 🤔
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
1 year
@uwaiswaiswais This answer did psychic damage, thank you for your time.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
QT with a full body shot
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
would you let me infodump differing winemaking techniques and methods from different global regions and how varietals taste/age differently and wine bottle shape and size matters and types of enclosures and oxidization throughout the wine's life from press to barrel to bottle
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@G0REQUEEN
𝐖𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐅𝐔𝐋
5 months
would you let me infodump about the metanarrative purpose of magic: the gathering's color pie and how it influences card design to you?
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@KezieDra 1.5oz Tanteo Chipotle tequila .5oz citrus juice 2-3oz sangria(Viuda de Sanchez) Combine in shaker ice, shake til chill and desired dilution achieved Serve in glass rimmed with agave syrup and seasoned salt Garnish with lime slice and expressed basil
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
11 months
Last selfie + last meme =
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
Y'all my puppy so fucking cute! Look at how adorable this boy is!
@softfawnling
ur fav local boydyke
6 months
get yrself a boy who can do both 🌈✨️
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
Went shopping/thrifting with my puppy. He got himself this cute maxi skirt that I'm absolutely stealing sometime, and he found this yellow skirt for me. Also thrifted these cute Mary Janes.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@CatgirlFingies 🏳️‍⚧️
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@cisgenderhaver Lead singer of an indie emo band lookingzel (complimentary)
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
@Daramgar 30 ain't been too bad yet
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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One day I'll figure out something to do with my hair.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@Tina_J_Butler @AshleyHaworth17 Also gonna throw in the one where Zeus disguises himself to "seduce" Artemis' long time gal pal Callisto. Another vers. says he disguised himself as Apollo, but the ArtZeus vers. implies Artemis and Callisto already had relations.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
no makeup, but does it count as no filter if that's just the lighting in my room?
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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@pluckedseraphim Link to the documentary? 🥺
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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@pawlyssum I'd watch it.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@b0tster Just literally so cool. 🤩🤯
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
Do you look your age? I'm fucking 30 y'all 🤷‍♀️
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@ShivFlowers
shiv flowers 🌹🥀
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Do you look your age? I’m 33 yikes
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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@MarianneMouse Haters will say it's fake. Real ones , tho, real ones really real fr fr
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Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
Went to the Dorian Electra show Saturday with my puppy. Had a great time till my tire popped up on our way to the after-party and had to get a $200 tow back to Salem.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
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How old will you be this year? QT with a pic! 😅31😭
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@BurnerVeeDos
🏳️‍⚧️RT MY PINNED POST🏳️‍⚧️ Ⓥ
7 months
How old will you be this year? QT with a pic! ✨29✨
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@ShilohBat I'm about to switch to injections this week and this post gives me nothing but hope
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Hartlem🍉🍉
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Hartlem🍉🍉
8 months
@EntropicEnby That's such a huuuuuge mood. I've almost literally taken more pictures of myself in the last few months than in the last 10 years.
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
7 months
@bladechan28 Your BR gameplay clips are fucking mint. So clean and funny
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
5 months
I have bathed in scared springs(showered until the hot water ran out) and anointed myself in holy oils(used waaay too much coconut oil) and have thusly been reborn anew(dysphoria paused)
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@_Hartlem
Hartlem🍉🍉
6 months
For '24, show us you at 24 Copped this dress back in June '18
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@InkMasterbator
Brandy Bryant🏳️‍⚧️
6 months
For '24, show us you at 24
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