aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition
sick of trans bitches naming themselves after seasons i said something im planning for next winter and Winter looks at me w the biggest eyes whimpering “you’re gonna replace me? 🥺” at this rate yes i am
someone should open a gym made just for transes and dykes . for safety and comfort yknow. i guess they should probably also hire someone to like wipe all the sweat off the machines between uses, ffor hygiene yknow . someone like me
the thing about "if you transition just be warned that you'll be ugly" is that like, beautiful girls replying with their gorgeous selfies to prove that wrong aside, i spent so many pretransition years praying with all my heart to just be an ugly girl. that would be and is enough
old jewish man in the park stopped me to shake the lulav and etrog and ofc i did the mitzvah but he gave me a kippah and i declined it with "no thanks im not a boy" and he looked at me like 🤨 "..but when you were born you were a boy?" and i went "no when i was born i was a baby"
my girlfriend made a bad joke and i didnt laugh so she leaned over to her streaming soundboard and hit the laugh track button for herself and she looks so satisfied fhdbdjjs
parents cancelled their big thanksgiving plans at my mom's bestie's place to instead do a small private dinner with just us and my brother when i asked if i could come along so i guess still they're trying to hide me from everyone they know. two years in. this feels fucking awful
shoutout to the lady who was filling out my intake form, confirmed that i was a trans woman, then paused at the part where it asked which sex organs i was born with and which i have now. she looked SO. LOST. deer in headlights.
she asked,,-- she asked me if i have a cervix ??
several ultrasounds assured my parents that i'd be born a girl (sorry im late traffic was hell) so they confidently picked the name Alisa
i didn't learn this story until my mom told it at thanksgiving many years ago -- days after i privately decided id want to be called Alisa 😳
what the "don't sleep in your makeup" crowd doesn't want you to know about sleeping in your makeup is that you get surprised by a pretty girl in the mirror the next morning and it lands a critical hit on your dysphoria and grants a +2 confidence buff for the rest of the dayl
WORK FROM HOME CANCELLED I HAVE GIRLBOSSED TOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING SUN 🫠 🫠 🫠 🫠 🫠
FORGOT TO TAKE MY COLLAR OFF BEFORE HOPPING ON A MEETING WITH THE ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
HE L P
gf has one silly tweet go viral and now i understand why superheroes keep their identities hidden to protect their loved ones from their enemies
(they're doing transphobia and antisemitism at me in the qrts of our selfies because my funny bunny said game devs deserve a break 🫡)
lost my faith in queer solidarity at an early age when my found family cis lesbian 'mom' who made a show of supportively she/her'ing me when i was closeted to everyone else expressed visceral discomfort at the nonbinary transfem drag queen we just befriended using the womens room
the comedic timing of gf's roomie seeing me eat loose girl kibble (kix cereal) off the kitchen island & saying "at least she didnt make you eat out of the bowl" exactly one second before gf turns around to set down in front of us the dog bowl she was washing for just that purpose
thinking about how when i left my job they passed over my best subordinate who was a skilled charismatic professional trans woman who basically shadowed me for a year and knew the job inside out in favor of a cis man from outside who could barely operate a pc and paid him more 🙃
I BARKED IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS IM GONNA FUCJING JUMP OUT INTO TRAFGIX NDHFJFJDN HELP !!!!!!!!
MY FOLKS ARE DRIVINF ME HOME AND MY MOM GOT MY ATTENTION AND I FUCKING WENT "ARF!" IN RESPONSE
I STIFLED IT AS IT SLIPPED OUT SO MAYBE THEY DIDNT HEAR BUT
ITS OVER FOR ME 💀💀💀
guess who i just realized ive been flirting with the past few weeks and have very gay upcoming plans with 😳
she posted a work selfie and it suddenly clicked 😨 it's definitely her omg what do i do ?? 😭
my mom just explained that she recently befriended a trans sephora employee who she was able to talk about me with and offered her support 🥺 wherever you are, thank you, this is the sweetest thing i've ever heard and i'm so grateful
he looked me up and down, from bulge to tits to jewy nose, and finally tried, "but you were a boy growing up, you did the brit milah (bris), right?" and i got to look him in the eyes and honestly say "no, i didn't; only boys do that" (:
he conceded and i shook the big lemon 🌿🍋
apparently my girlfriend took her top off in front of me while i was playing armored core last night and i did not notice because i was so focused on making my ac pretty
physically reacting to the girl biting my neck and running her hands between my thighs but mentally locked in to this really good episode of tng we put on
sat here letting the catgirl excitedly wax poetic about the kinds of fish she had at a sushi place and how delicious and thick and perfect each piece was and then i took her hand and looked her in the eye and said "cat" and watched her die inside and collapse onto the bed and sob
the longer i transition the more i feel like i really Understand My Mom. im so sorry mama i get it now. i am crying because i didn't like someone's tone. i am spending too much money on boots. i am this close to lying about my age 😭😭
had a romantic date night at our fav restaurant and over drinks she surprised me with a set of keys to her place..!! 🥹💗
im gonna be living with my ownerrr aaaaaaa omg idk what to say im so !!!! 😭🥰💞💖💗
just heard myself say "i want snackies but i don't know what to gettt i don't want chips they're sharp and hurt my mouth ):" has anyone invented a contraption that makes you sound less like a fåggot yet the situation is dire
OH and and i asked if i could at least bring my girlfriend and they said no, so, cool !! good to know you're definitely just looking out for my own wellbeing and not at all just putting your own comfort ahead of mine !!!!!! (: (: (:
happy valentines day
@b0tster
💙💖💜
there is no goth witch yeag rabbit milf i'd rather be a fruity little girlboss puppy dyke with 💞✨
love you, bunny 🐰💘🐶
they insisted it's because "there'll be pretty conservative older people there and we don't want them staring and making you uncomfortable" im an adult i can handle it !! i've dealt with worse !! i just want to EXIST !!!!
i'd tell them to fuck off but i really miss my brother 😔
she fucking rolled off of me and started playing an armored core mission after i listened to her boot up her ps2 and navigate all the menus without looking with her free hand the entire time we were making out on her bed
and then she fucking died in 15 seconds
gf and i were standing on my stoop making lunch plans when a bunch of kids swarmed us out of nowhere and one of em took both of our hands while another asked if we prepared our vows and then they lost their minds when they noticed the weed vial on lilith's belt. it was so chaotic
on this night last year, a bold and mysterious stranger, this queer little possum, asked me to dance; they saw right through me, kissed me dizzy, and called me a cute lesbian.
it all clicked. they were right.
id never been clocked like that before. i cried on my walk home. >>
my girlfriend is so pretty when she's sleeping. she's so soft and elegant and precious. im such a little dyke im gonna stay up and just look at her and sigh wistfully
@ServantofDagon
that is so sweeeet aawww i love that this kind of thing happens!!
a few days ago my boss confided in me that she's doing fertility treatments so she's also on intense hormones and understands my mood swings 😭
last year my friends took me to fire island for the fourth of july, where i met
@b0tster
when i tweeted this pic i didn't think i'd ever see her again — and i had no idea that two weeks later i'd see her at a dyke bar and dance together and end up dating and falling in love 💜
oh; it's been seven years since the pulse shooting
i remember waking up after a party with an ex and the first trans friends i made and reading the news and crying. i remembered deciding i wont let them erase us. i remember wondering if it's gonna get worse.
here we are. fuck.
going back to the beach where my owner and i first met !! on the second anniversary of when we ran into each other again and i shot my shot and we danced and went home together and she decided to keep this stray 🥰
@b0tster
i love youuu thank u for taking care of me 💗 BARK BARK
hi, if you were the crazy hot tatted up baddie in the supermarket that made my mistress and i forget how to breathe or walk in a straight line, we just wanted to say, um, uh, we like your style,, umm,, ddo you have a phone number or,, 😵💫😵💫
thinking abt how a decade ago my gf at the time called me a delicate little flower in a derogatory way when i was being sensitive abt smth and how much that hurt and stuck with me, and how last week my current gf called me her delicate little flower with nothing but adoration 🥺
can't believe i just got hit with the "trans women don't realize they're too sexy online. being sexualized is bad fyi. welcome to womanhood, sweetie! you wouldn't understand any of this of course. im afab btw. this isn't transmisogyny! fucking tra--" like are you hearing yourself
last time i went out w a cis girl she found out i like doja cat and excitedly told me that they're good friends and she'd call her right now to introduce me and i was like oh no thanks but she insisted on proving that she wasn't lying so she called and there was no answer lmao
im queer because i want to live my life. for me. im not queer to be abnormal or piss off cishets and conservatives. i do not position my identity and my politics and my expression and my love in relation to the people who hate me. it's not about them. it's about me. it's about us