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Chicago resident DJ. bookings: Chicodj1591 @gmail .com

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2010
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I knew I was feeling off today
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What if we kissed in the accordion part of the bus
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the seats in the bendy part of the articulated cta buses are the most magical place in the universe
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Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..
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Dj booth
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MadHatterCommander 🎩🐷
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how do we decorate this space?
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And here I thought it was the 16 casamigo shots
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Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research
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Delete this before Barron thinks his dad turned into a pill fam
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. @realDonaldTrump meets Molly: Ecstasy tablets bearing Trump’s face discovered on dark web
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Me after 18 beers
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Made one
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Gypsy if you can see this we got a section for you tomorrow we just need to know if you want repo or blanco
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard will be released from prison tomorrow.
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This man saw an opportunity
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Doesn’t it look like the sun is giving this guy a shoulder rub
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Gypsy Rose is gonna love sexyy red I can just feel it
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@kass_tingspells @OnlyZans Wherever shrek is from
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It’s harder to get into lollapalooza
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I think Pete Davidson should date Lori lightfoot next
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North and Kostner y’all
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3 years
One year ago somebody fucked around and found out
@wing_patriot
Right Wing Patriot ✝️
3 years
Today we mourn the loss of Ashli Babbit. The only person to lose their life on January 6. She will be overlooked, mocked and said she had it coming even though she was unarmed. Prayers to her family on this difficult day.🙏
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@mondaiiiii These words are not in the Bible
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7 months
Pepino limon Gatorade is good af when you don’t got a hatin ass mf in ya ear tellin you it’s nasty
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What’s y’all go to drink when y’all smoke ?
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Why you gotta ruin every single fucking thing
@mayorlightfoot
Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
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CERTIFIED BUDGET SEASON 💰 1. What is the City Budget? 2. What is the City Budget Gap? 3. What’s next in the City Budget process? 4. How does the City Budget impact me?
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This will be Kendal Jenner by the end of the year
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2 years
When she raised the bridges and gave everyone an hour to get outta downtown
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Chicago Sun-Times
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What do you think the Lightfoot administration will be remembered for?
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3 years
Lmao Facebook be funny sometimes
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5 years
Paid rent this week so whoever comes over it’s a $5 cover and $10 after 12 until Monday.
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6 years
If anybody in chicago owes you money, go ahead and knock on their door, they’re home.
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@pikvh @HalfEvilSam @flow_witMe The story just keeps unraveling
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6 years
How tho...
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Instagram not special, I’m down too.
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Somebody in Chicago gettin pregnant
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They be making these with the pussy part of the apple
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I think Cebolla would be a beautiful name for a girl
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Good cuz she should be in the club
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard announces separation from husband Ryan Anderson.
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Just got word that Dababy will no longer be performing at los quince de rubi, updated line up tba…
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I would pspspsps real fkn loud
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Punch Cat
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wyd if you see this?
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2 years
Not Pinocchio being from the south side
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4 years
Don’t be shy, investigate sum more
@BlockClubCHI
Block Club Chicago
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Chicago police racked up so many complaints during summer protests a special unit was created to investigate. Eight officers have been relieved of police powers s far: .
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4 years
La Lori
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Yea it’s definitely not bomber jacket weather, that Chicago breeze just whispered in my ear “dat lil ass coat”
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Can we trade Lori lightfoot too? @Cubs
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Dipped my mango in the Chicago river and I was hospitalized for 3 days
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Y’all remember when Rihanna had people dipping their mangos in the ocean
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Everybody who screamed “no” when he took the tooly out and not when he was being robbed is trash af
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Idk who needs to hear this but, whatever it is you’re going thru...it’s your fault.
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3 years
Ooops
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@ungodlywests This was such a wholesome clip, I can’t believe everyone in the replies is being criminally horny..
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This the best shit I seen all day
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The bathroom code for the Panda Express on Wabash and Lake is 0507
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Is this a threat
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No Context Brits
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Name a bigger downgrade.
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@DanteTheDon The crazy part about all this is that she commented saying it wasn’t her in the video then commented on another video saying they didn’t use the whole footage, she literally can’t pick a lie to stick with
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2 years
High gas prices is one thing but why are limes $1 each
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Made this
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I think they should make the NASCAR drivers try and merge off 290 to 90-94 south just for fun
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@notxavierrrr Yachty learning about appoggiatura rn
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I love telling my south side friends “what in the 55th and Pulaski is going on over here”
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Rained at sueños? Tortas Ahogadas..
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This shit is some Christopher Columbus shit, how you gone say it’s a hidden gem just cuz it’s new to you...pendejadas....
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The Mexican urge to say “ya valio madre” when a small inconvenience happens
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Mf’s out here surviving
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No lie I was ready to cry at any given moment today..
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Never knew what I wanted to do with my life til I saw this picture of a guy walkin his duck with two dogs in his pockets
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Wish I was this out of touch with poverty
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I KNOW SHE FUCKIN LYIN
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I think lower Wacker should have a festival
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Do you guys say “pop that pussy” or “soda that pussy” ?
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Biden at the next debate by himself
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@sydalexissss @SuaveBry He loved powerful women, Michelle Obama, Oprah, Serena Willia…wait a minute…
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In Chicago I’d rather be stupid than be a goofy but that’s just me
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The most American thing that could have happened today was an active shooter
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Since Mexico won yesterday
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River north taco spots be like
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Just watched all those fights from suenos and smh, y’all need to keep that shit where it belongs… in front of la vaca.
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Zazapan
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Went outside to meet my plug and realized everyone in my building got a vibe going rn, even the entrance.
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Clown shit
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Happy Mexican Independence Day, if you’re not Mexican then you have to send me $9 dollars
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Adam Levine cheated on his wife but did u know he was also a member of Maroon 5? Which is in my opinion way worse.
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You’re the worst thing to happen to Chicago since the fire back in 1871
@mayorlightfoot
Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
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The message is clear. Get vaccinated from the comfort of your home and this stack could be yours 💰💵. Call 312-746-4835 to make an appointment. #ProtectChicago
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It doesn’t even smell like black ice outside wtf
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Me while 69’ing: “SOY LA 69!”
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Wind just whispered in my ear “dat lil ass coat”
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Spybar deleted my comment 😔
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Nature has surpassed healing and is now evolving
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Nobody: Chicago weather:
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Me watching my own Instagram story
@dondatimes
Donda Times
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Kanye watching his own documentary « Jeen-Yuhs »
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Me at 3 am eating spicy noodles
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Kanye plays “GD anthem” in soldier field for thousands and they turn up, I play it in the club and the security guard immediately threatens to kick me out 😓
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Im gonna jerk off 22 times today
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They couldn’t even breathe last week but okay
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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New study ranks New York as America’s best city of 2023 🎉
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Key Glock and Summer walker albums you say?
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With Halloween coming up please remember to check every piece of candy you receive, just found this in my twix http://t.co/6HyA8STALi
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Got robbed at gun point down the street from my house and i cant believe my last possible tweet woulda been about having 18 beers :/
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@jaboukie “Idk what I was thinking I had a raging racist boner on”
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Good lord
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How come y’all haven’t said anything about BLM Ninis deli: God hasn’t told us to..
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A real fantasy
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I can't believe he invented gasoline
@BET
BET
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Happy birthday to reggaeton legend, @daddy_yankee .
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This is western ave
@Rainmaker1973
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How the effect of speed prevents you from falling into a hole in the road
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2 years
Im gonna wash my mango in this
@ChiScammer
CHI Scammer
2 years
I can taste the rusty flavored water in this picture. 🤮
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More evolved than half the state of Texas
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@Unapologetic_Z @PopCrave Now you know damn well she did not mean it this way girl…
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