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Balancing feral tendencies with intellectual pursuits dodging rocks from a great distance. #ForeverWeWill302 Smokage (Smo•kah•gae)
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I really want you new niggas to shut the fuck up.
I speak for all men when I said we'll choose the slim lady over the fat one.
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@1MissMela
@iTO_OTmyTWEETER
She didn’t think that far ahead. She expected something to be on that phone so it wouldn’t matter how she if she put it back
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If she
- watches slice of life anime
- has a septum
- quotes Meg
- has brothers
- has a pet
- owns Jordan’s
- likes to be outside
- can’t swim
- owns biker shorts
- has French tip toe nails
- can squat more then 100 pounds
- ever had a short cut
She beats men for fun king
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@RealJavah
@NaijaMane
@MykieI
You to young to realize the REAL Toonami came on everyday from 3-5 cause you got a new episode of DBZ EVERYDAY. During the buu saga a new episode everyday. Also played sailor moon etc. Netflix is cool but it never had me sprinting home to catch a show.
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@thotlima
@GrizzlyAT0MS
@UsernameRambles
@Aunty_Tantine
@DavidAkondu
@FarhanAmran
He is literally like 😂
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@AYUMIALPHA
@atomiclands
@thebenisboii
@KhalifM
@detroit_chill
@karllscott
And I wont bust back because I'll shoot 1st
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@MazeAdhara
@sirshawn_90
@SareesDad
@DailyLoud
They tryna find out why the last dude couldn’t pull out in time.
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@FarahBrownSugar
@thatkidspence
@Wooflexis
@cooInick
@xnulz
People who complain about subtitles always got flamed after class for slowing everyone down in group reading. Everytime a teacher called you everyone in class went
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@alley_barry
@xvszero
@sastroses
@yojeeves
@histevegray
@Craftmastah
@RyleighMcDonal1
@Stevenwhirsch99
He knew it was some bullshit so he just ended his tweets mid sentence
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@Sabrooooooo
@MrRedMartian
@yaboiswaa
@KevinJeromeTH
That shit started moving I put the blunt down so fast.
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Gotta be able to receive or it won’t work.
Love hits different when both of you are givers; 🤍
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@kevaughnn
@TiffSinclair_
Me sharing that same energy when the pastor starts talking about parents not breaking the chain
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@chartdaja
@ToBeyOrN0tToBey
@RickyIsBased
@notowennester
@taylorxlorde
@saad_kiid
@level96jew
@Zoomzoom103
@Bholloman_3
Can we stop acting like her label didn’t buy 500000 copies
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@chartdaja
@ToBeyOrN0tToBey
@RickyIsBased
@notowennester
@taylorxlorde
@saad_kiid
@level96jew
@Zoomzoom103
@Bholloman_3
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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@freckledphreak1
@jet122179
@Mikeyrockss_
@thedamientee
Mine has been tricked too many times by the rustle of a bag so now he moves to the edge of the bed where he can see and waits for confirmation of food.
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This is for all the cow lovers. Look at it.
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@lilsuperbad
@debbieannsimon
@verykurd
The number of people shouldn't change the fact this man was murdered. It doesn't make it less important
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If you ever called him
daddy
zaddy
papi
Senpai
master
Or sir
You owe him a Happy Father’s Day.
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@KamiOsha
@ComedianKhairy
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT. They had the perfect mix. Yugi, bey blade, pokemon, xiaolin showdown, animaniacs, looney toons unleashed, Jackie chan adventures, Megas xlr, Ozzie and drix, mucha lucha. Man the lineup was ridiculous. Def can’t sleep on that.
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@QuintenEiland
@RealJavah
@NaijaMane
@MykieI
Bruh I’m those days you couldn’t afford to be on punishment or nothing you miss a day you missed a lifetime! School the next day lunch time the discussions dawg......memories
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@D_Maivia
@earthtonedgirl
@juiceGotti_
@1942bs
@trapwomanist
He tried to say he's not racist by using racist stereotypes are we not seeing this?
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@L__Chapo
@OhReillyy
@Crhedrys
@TheCaramelMamba
@lexi_hollister8
@xxlfunny1
This is what I got from this.
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If she dont don’t do this when she finishes me on top then kindly fuck off.
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@iam_deejay3
@kOya_D
@TriRacialBeauty
Imma just say everyone is equally a cornball in this situation. Him for condoning her for engaging.
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@Metellus_1804
@brandostrach
@RecklessDonDon
@LeighMartinezTV
@KTVU
Nah y’all just think it’s gas yall smoking mid shelf gas.
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@xjxuxux
@parkerlauren99
@_josiebachus
50 years old and his hairline still 27. Please lord! Let me be blessed like this man. that lebron James/ Steven A Smith shit is scary 😂😂
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@ScarlettJimmy
@PleasureTLC
@Keith_The_God
@puuscfeiin
Also had a 95 Nissan bout it for $600 175,000 miles last me 2 years and I drove it everyday.
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@rightpath23
@JustDoIt_RichB
@Soriya37487897
@Lil_Kimmie_Vert
@ariimmxx
I just wanna say my brother I wouldn't be here without that kidney you gave me. Thanks again.
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@AMellieMel
@ThelifeofDeeg
@adriguevara90
@KimKardashian
@TeamKanyeDaily
All that would be fine and dandy if she was right. How she goin try to take Donda house she never even met Donda.
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@RetiredLikeWade
@Merv_Swavey
He got those skinny man counters. We use these when big bubbah think he goin scoop ya. You hit him with the anaconda vice. This move have saved me from a cracked skull a few times.
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@_SLIMreaper
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@kalirview
@KevyKevyG
@WashedMel
Right it's like we found a new level of stupidity.
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@phuckawff
@HunterRob5
@MadeInOki
@dhurtado621
@_flaxkoooo_
@lovee_justyce
Keep going strong my healthy people!
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I’ve done worse illegal things. I’m playing god today.
Its illegal to help baby sea turtles escape predators if u dont have a permit. If you see this you have to leave it alone and respect the natural order of things
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Damn she might be right. Wanted to rocks some at Dreamcon but probably not.
This might be controversial, but I really don't think anyone looks good in a crop top 👀
Like have you ever seen someone just look bangin in one 👀👀
I mean go ahead and try to prove me wrong I guess👀😏
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@LamborghiniiSan
@greatness_nate
@manongbruho
@urtoxicex
@JrWave19
So is that why I react like that when I see people get fucked up. Cause I be holding body parts like it happened to me
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Nigga everybody know if scarecrow invites you to a party you gots to tell him no.
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@Real_Live_Doe
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@JeanPaulMarsh
I need to know his interview skills because how he stay with a job after all this madness.
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@PettyWakandan
@swayzee_7
I have seen you comment under the last 15 threads I have clicked on. 😂
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So I tried something new today. I think this is color blocking.
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@PagameArian
@s3xynipl3s
@loving_me15
@YungSudie
@TheRealDrePapi
Plot twist man called the cops 1st. Nobody got time to deal with wanna be Ronda rousey
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Conductor 🫥
single men who watch anime & wear glasses thread? 🫣
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@285Slim
Lmfao usually you make a lot of sense this time you missed like completely. I’ve seen plenty of golden retrievers on the same type time. All you did was fall for the racist undertone that comes with pit bulls. Pit bulls were never a problem til black peoples had them.
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@Embiidislife
@EnglewoodBU
Remember when twitter was asking would you rather have 500k or a 1hr min dinner with jay-z. People were going back in forth on why they would choose what they choose
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@Dread4President
@Spencer_Skeez
Him and jet Jackson was so cold savages. Never forget he was voiced by
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@Xian_Bell
Been there she felt faint.... At least you didnt slip tryna get her out the tub. I flat backed with her in my arms. I ain't drop her but Shit I thought we were both dead after that. All the air left my body when I hit the ground.
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@_aaronhilll
Hits blunt* 23 -19
In the alphabet 23rd letter is W
19th letter is S
What was on his back white sock....
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I’m like this…. After I get my money. The women I like don’t like broke niggas. We got moves to make.
why aren’t more of you like this?
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Definitely deleting later
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@carmen_sipotai
@konradreed5
@anthoknees
Chicago weather is disgusting. Windy day stole my hat. Too cold to chase it.
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@lexi_walker8
@morghanchambers
@That_UniqueGirl
@StBricks64
@DeonPruitt_
Hell there some 5’5 mighty mouses out there too
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@Chichonetta
@Shay45
@anthophetamine
And I’d say a free bag of chips for saving dudes life is a fair deal.
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@StevenPHD24
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@DeeLee_Og
@bbyxari
@Maddliberator
@cody_hamrick21
@spicyahitay
@tikoLorenz
@kingdakkar
I have one. it's a Italian mastiff just clipped ears. There's no mix in him at all. (This my main man Kruger)
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Malevolent Shrine 🔪 👹
#FineNiggaFriday
😂
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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Stop what you doing and make sure yall say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the realest baddest prettiest princess! (She not a thug 😂)
@MilyMischief
Happy birthday pretty baby! Today is all about you! 🎉🥳🍾🎊🎈🪅👏🎊🪅🎈👏🎉🎊🪅👏🎉🎊🪅🎈🎈👏🎉🍾🪅🎈👏🍾👏🎉🍻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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