Slimin’ Phoenix
@JustInNotOut
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Start shit stopper. Earthbender. Your friendly neighborhood Big Nigga. I really just wanna be home right now.
San Diego, CA
Joined April 2010
Nigga, Little House on the Prairie was this raw!!?
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There goes my entire day! Down the drain! Never to return!!
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If y'all bury me 100 feet from a CVS, imma be even more upset.
If y'all allow anyone to pose next to my casket with this's caption I'm gonna murder all of you in your sleep lmao
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Y'all really posted a loving picture of him and the girl he stalked, then murdered. It's like every white person is born with a PR agent.
College football player released on $1M bond after stalking & shooting his 16-year-old cheerleader ex-girlfriend:
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Asahd has lived a better life in 7 months than I've lived in over 20 years. I'm sick.
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Yo I’ve only seen this shit done in movies. This nigga gangsta af! 😂😂
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Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult.
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House. And if you say anything else, you’re wrong AND dead.
You’re dying from an unknown illness. You’re running out of time and can only get help from one of these doctors. Who you picking?
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A stripper who needs 2 other jobs? Oh you must be awful.
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When everyone in the house is running late cuz of you, and now you're rushing everyone cuz you're ready.
Nicki Minaj puts Remy Ma on notice: "U got 72 hours to drop a hit."
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Kevin Spacey rapes little boys: Let's squeeze ONE MORE season out of "House of cards". Ayesha Curry does literally nothing: No! We can't just fire the judge, who acted alone! We gotta pull the whole damn thing! It's all corrupted!. Fuck how y'all treat Black women!
ABC pulls Ayesha Curry's ‘Great American Baking Show’ after judge faces sexual misconduct allegations
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We need more directors like him. Who know when it's over.
ICYMI: I AM LEGEND Director Claims Continuing the Series Would Be "Forced" and "Dumb"
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Y'all really out here losing careers and opportunities because you're racist, and it's hilarious.
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Man shoots police dog (DOESN'T KILL IT) = 19 years. Cop shoots, AND KILLS, unarmed POC = 0 years. Y'all are making fun of us at this point.
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So they tased his wife for not removing her hijab for a search, and ya boy SNAPPED ON THE BEAT!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Introduced this girl to MF DOOM on the first date. 30 mins later she said she had an emergency. I think she forgot I followed her IG, cuz I saw her getting drinks an hour later.
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Blue cheese is top tier wing dippery. Ranch can’t compete where it doesn’t compare.
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Just found out Tye Tribbett arranged “Cry me a River” by Justin Timberlake. My minds blown!
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Your girl ain't looking too "crazy" anymore, huh? Be thankful for her!
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Stop being prettier than you are interesting.
Men are really into you for 3 days and then be like nvm.
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I need a Black therapist so I can call them “my nigga” during our sessions.
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If you're a Black man who has something negative to say about Black women; Write it down, go home, and give it to your mom.
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Thomas Jefferson watching his slave write “All men are created equal” in the Declaration of Independence.
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white ppl get to prank the police and post it to tiktok. Imagine.
Lmfao why you gotta be so petty 😂😂😫😫
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Trying to find the correlation between snapchat filters and motherhood.
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My teeth.
Who are you kissing on NYE?.
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Shameless plug; I AM a voice over artist. Hire me.
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The way he floods him with love and affirmation. Bitch I wanna be a parent. 😫😫
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You know those ppl who’ve been screaming about respecting the flag and our military? Well, they’ve been INSANELY quiet about this #VanessaGullien case, where the military they’d die for, abused and murdered one of their own.
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Y'all think I'm kidding when I say she'd never see another damn birthday cake until she's old enough to buy her own.
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@HistoryToLearn I need more of these, like when Maya Rudolph did her mom’s (Minnie Riperton) album cover for SNL.
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Happy 45th Birthday to one of the greatest rappers and overall artists alive! André “Ice Cold” 3000.
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PSA: DO NOT DONATE TO THE @RedCross FOR THE NATURAL DISASTER IN HAITI. THEY WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BENEFICIAL TO HAITI, WITH THAT MONEY!.
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20 years ago today, the lives of millions of little church-going ass kids were changed—thanks to a movie that would still be flames if it dropped today. Happy Birthday, Prince of Egypt!!!
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Put a Parental Advisory sticker on the bottom of this, and you got an album cover.
My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away
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Can someone’s daughter get me pregnant already!? I can’t!!
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Damn it. White folk done found Jamaican patties. Come soon, Lord. Come soon.
It may not be as popular as the taco or the pizza, but it could be on its way
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I just wish women could do simple shit without worrying about being raped and slaughtered by some creep asshole.
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Anybody else feel like Trey is trying too hard to say that he's straight? Just me? K.
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Y’all. I was so drunk last night, I forgot I recorded this too. 😂. (Also, I melted honey and butter and glazed the shit outta this hoe!)
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Last night I made Shepard’s pie with a cheddar bay biscuit top. BITCH.
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Debating whether I should get out of bed and do life or not.
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Yo. How tf do we all have such similar experiences?!
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Trump got his supporters out here getting clapped, while he's home chillin! The bamboozle of the century! Hahaha!
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Did you know that with almost half a BILLION DOLLARS in donations, @RedCross has only built SIX homes since the 2010 earthquake?!?.
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18 episodes. 18 different stories. LOVE, DEATH, + ROBOTS IS THE SHIT!!! BRAVO, NETFLIX! BRAVO!
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Christians been waiting for a sequel for thousands of years. How Mel gonna do one before the Lord?
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Nobody commenting on your weight at all >>>>.
seeing the fam on the holidays and getting told you getting skinny instead of getting fat >>>.
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It’s the WORST when ppl who aren’t used to being funny, do something funny. Cuz now they SWEAR they’re hilarious.
Ok bruh 😒
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Kirk Franklin released “Now Behold the Lamb” at 25. They aren’t even on the same plane of existence.
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Damn. Now my parents can't even be my parents anymore.
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Embassy of Haiti has actually set up a relief hotline. So call and find how you can help. 2023204436.Just DON'T give your money to @RedCross.
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You know when the hero of the movie is in a hotel bathroom removing bullets and stitching his own wounds? That's how I'm imagining it. but way more gangsta.
The short version: .My friend Tia was on the way to Germany to visit me. During her Layover in Istanbul she GAVE BIRTH to a HEALTHY BABY BOY . In a Hotel Room.BY HERSELF. Tied and cut the Umbilical Chord.BY HERSELF. AND WENT TO THE AIRPORT THE NEXT DAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND
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Y'ALL!!! Look what my mom put under my sister's ex's FB status!! I'm YELLING!!! 😭😭😭
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My next voice acting role is right out there! So imma just slide this right up under this tweet.
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Damn. Ted was easily one of my favorite characters on Scrubs! And he could sing his ass off! RIP Sam Lloyd.
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@JEverton34 maybe if you dead, and you get a headache, so you gotta go grab some Tylenol real quick?.
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Bet y'all didn't know Optimus Prime had family, huh? (sc: RayStringer)
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Ain't nothing like grippin that thigh as you drive. It be hot, and crumbs get everywhere, but eating chicken while driving is 🐐.
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This #manequinchallenge wins. Most of y'all just standing still like freeze tag was never a thing, and it's whack af
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Nobody:. Timbaland making beats for Aaliyah:.
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I am officially the voice of Big Foot in the pilot episode of a prospective series called “Down to Earth”!
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Malia just needs to stay away from white folk in general. Their culture seems to have zero rules about snitching.
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Here's an article about how @RedCross raised more than enough money to help Haiti, yet Haiti still trying to recover
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Black folk in prison for YEARS, for selling weed. but let some white folk be addicted to HEROIN. "Let's make sure they do it safely". FOH!
Heroin use in the U.S. has increased fivefold, hitting young, white men the hardest. How one city is fighting it:
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With the headwrap on? Oh she is IN for the night. Don’t text or call.
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Really tired of y'all setting up hidden cameras in my home. It's sickening.
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My coworker got married in January, and just got pregnant by her ex.
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Y'all mad cuz he made a full-court shot while y'all still struggling with layups. I'll give him his props. ✊🏽
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