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@EmilyBryant4
Emily Bryant
7 years
My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away
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7 years
WHY put the volume on an odd number when you can just as easily put it on an even number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emily Bryant
7 years
ALSO my lungs and I are doing fine these days and my family does love me but thx for all the concern
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Does someone ever get on your nerves so bad you talk shit to them in your head the whole time they talk every time they talk????
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Emily Bryant
5 years
@grovestreetro I’m sorry?
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Emily Bryant
5 years
Friends mom: “you can spend the night but we’re waking up early to go to church in the morning” Middle school me:
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7 years
People are getting buck wild over the picture I tweeted of lil me smoking a cigar lmao
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Just to clear the air for u people at the beginning of deer season in Georgia although it may be chilly enough for a CHILD to be bundled up-
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Emily Bryant
7 years
I'll take that as a compliment
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why did I think this was Michael Cera
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Emily Bryant
7 years
@emily_ratke see.. totally normal idk what all the hubbub is about
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Can't even ignore my friends in peace anymore
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Emily Bryant
7 years
*laying in bed* Me:I have a confession Zach:okay Me:I ate a whole loaf of bread today Zach:*turns away from me* we'll tlk abt this tmrw
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Just wanted to share this picture of my grandma meeting my daughter #TheFreakinCutest
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Emily Bryant
9 years
I always find myself wondering what my babies are gonna look like
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Emily Bryant
6 years
Not only is my kid super cool, but she’s also the SWEETEST
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Every time I walk away from a table I'm serving I think to myself "you idiot why would u say that"
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Emily Bryant
8 years
So I bought a mini pig today
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Emily Bryant
7 years
I'm cool with being me and all but why can't I be Tammy hembrow
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Emily Bryant
8 years
When your boyfriend is sweet >
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Sometimes when I'm bored I just play jokes on toni bc it always works
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Emily Bryant
9 years
Me x10 when I get home from work and watch it http://t.co/k2Wc2lt795
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Emily Bryant
6 years
Pretty straight fwd question I feel like
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Emily Bryant
7 years
It makes me so upset to think about all these people leaving their pets to just fend for themselves in Texas
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Zach and I are eating on ksu campus and he just said "is there a school around here why is everybody wearing bookbags"
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Officially a waitress at the new mellow mushroom🍄😃
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Emily Bryant
6 years
“I’ll get over it, I just have to be dramatic first”
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Emily Bryant
6 years
I drive myself insane caring about shit that I reallllly shouldn’t care about!!!!
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Emily Bryant
6 years
This morning I was playing the air drums on the way to work and hit the curb and popped my tire
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Emily Bryant
8 years
When u make it to the top but your body says fck u and it takes a whole team to pull ur fat ass up
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Emily Bryant
10 years
"And instead of manning up he pushed her away"
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Emily Bryant
6 years
My daughter is 9 months old and can say 7 different words... cute as hell AND smart as hell
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Emily Bryant
7 years
When your bf's are your second kids
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Emily Bryant
11 years
Lovers&bestfriends http://t.co/0nmvmUl5UV
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Emily Bryant
6 years
Hey so like when’s it supposed to feel like fall outside
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Look at my lil big headed baby cuddling with her snake :')
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Emily Bryant
11 years
So who wants to get drunk tonight
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Emily Bryant
9 years
Wednesday night! Put it on your calendars.
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Emily Bryant
7 years
& a year later I now know😻
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Emily Bryant
9 years
I always find myself wondering what my babies are gonna look like
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Sent this picture to my mom and this is what she sent back
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Emily Bryant
10 years
"Don't cry over boys. Do some squats and make him cry wishin he still had dat ass"
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Everyone meet my new son! Now I just need help naming him. Any suggestions? Keep em' weird.
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Emily Bryant
7 years
U ever be jammin' to a song then all the sudden remember you actually hate that song so u get pissed and change it
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I'm so sick of being let down by the people I consider closest to me
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Emily Bryant
10 years
'Twas a good one friends🎈 http://t.co/AlOlnEwowS
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Emily Bryant
7 years
It's my first day back at work and my grandma just sent me this picture. She doesn't even miss me😭
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10 years
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8 years
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I'm never drinking fireball again and I hate snap chat
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Emily Bryant
6 years
I was just in traffic singing my lungs out to Break Down Here by Julie Roberts and looked over and the guy to my right was videoing me
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Me
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Emily Bryant
6 years
Me to Lola: I love you Lola: Ball?
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Throwback to the time zach ruined my last night of spring break. Don't funnel vodka friends http://t.co/R5pvaRBYGj
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I miss high school SO much
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Emily Bryant
7 years
@EmilyBryant4 there are still some mosquitos buzzing around. Especially out in the woods.
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Emily Bryant
8 years
Alrighty well good talk
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Exactly thank you
@ofctimallen
Tim Allen
7 years
If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I bet I'd have so many friends if this was my pup http://t.co/fJfwf46OT8
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Emily Bryant
7 years
I'm actually very excited for jersey shore family vacation idk
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Emily Bryant
10 years
All done😍 thanks mom and sis for being my roots making me who I am. http://t.co/d8pf8mSli3
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Emily Bryant
6 years
Good thing it’s not an emergency
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Emily Bryant
9 years
R.I.P to someone who always made me and everyone else laugh. Heaven gained a great man today!
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Emily Bryant
9 years
3 years ago today I was dropping Zach off at his house and he said "do you just wanna be my girlfriend?"
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Emily Bryant
8 years
When your friends only wanna hang with your pups and not you <<<
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I just don't understand why people put their volume on an odd number when they could just easily put it on an even one
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Emily Bryant
10 years
"Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back"
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Emily Bryant
6 years
My thoughts at night really get on my nerves
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Emily Bryant
11 years
I only have friends when it's convenient for them
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Sarah just threw up in my boot. What're friends for right?
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Emily Bryant
10 years
When your friend hides from you and makes you think you're getting fired<< http://t.co/SFmAk4cy5f
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Emily Bryant
6 years
How do you stop something from consuming your thoughts 24/7? Lmk
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Emily Bryant
11 years
But nothing's worse than taking a math test, answering 3, then accepting defeat and turning it in(face down ovb so no1 knows you're stupid)
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Emily Bryant
11 years
Currently watching "the man with the 132lb scrotum" because I once again can't find my remote... How's everyone else's Monday going?
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Emily Bryant
5 years
The bachelor/bachelorette is so ridiculous and cringe-worthy I don’t get how people really take that seriously
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Emily Bryant
9 years
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Emily Bryant
12 years
Getting in a relationship may sound tempting but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there
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Emily Bryant
9 years
I live in a family of dramatic people #ItsJustAMeteor http://t.co/JHkcSc7LwO
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I wish beer didn't make you fat
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Emily Bryant
9 years
I love finding things like this @bre_owens http://t.co/5xGYqoGKn9
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Just wanted u all to hear this cute as hell voicemail my pawpaw left me (he's talking about our home videos from when I was little)
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Emily Bryant
11 years
I threw up in zachs hand last night. What a good boyfriend.
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Emily Bryant
10 years
My stomach hurts
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Emily Bryant
7 years
Already taking after mama. Lettin' her man know who's boss amiright
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Emily Bryant
11 years
Can't afford march and April
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Emily Bryant
10 years
You're so desperate for the attention of ANY boy..maybe that's why your own "boyfriend" doesn't even like you. Slut😌
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Emily Bryant
8 years
I get to see A Day to Remember live tonight and I'm so excited!!!!!
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Emily Bryant
8 years
My pup needs a major attitude adjustment🙄
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Emily Bryant
11 years
Zachs a gentleman💗 http://t.co/nbXyRaUp2e
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Emily Bryant
11 years
The crazy thing about betrayal is it never comes from an enemy....
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Does anyone know how to block someone from snapchat? http://t.co/Nm5pnyKAR6
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Emily Bryant
9 years
Zach just said "can we just listen to a song for once without you dancing and screaming and ruining it" 😮🙄
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Emily Bryant
10 years
@rachel_53 at 12:10am
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Emily Bryant
6 years
In middle school Pierce The Veil was my ringtone and I’d text my mom and tell her to call me so people would hear it and think I was punk
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I can't wait to be the love of someone's life
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Emily Bryant
11 years
Figured I'd get my nose pierced like everyone else http://t.co/k5oR2QCckw
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Emily Bryant
10 years
I asked my sister if she would pull an all nighter with me & she said "yea rite mom would have a fucking horse" and I said you're 22 yrs old
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Emily Bryant
10 years
Little stupid ass bitch I ain't thankful for you
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