Lip Gallagher
@tonestradamus
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Nobody listens to me on here but im influential in my circle.
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Joined May 2011
His transformation into Post Malone is 67% complete
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Iverson doesn’t do anything but mind his business and show love to the players and fans.
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The faces got me crying, whole unit disapproves 😭😭.
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Dababy grossly overestimated his star power, you have no classic work, you’re not Kanye West, they can literally replace you with Roddy Ricch at every show you got booked and nobody gone notice lol.
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One thing about Nick Saban, he not finna lose his 5 Star recruits.
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Buying a $40 bottle of liquor in the club for $300 doesn’t seem like some baller shit to me, just fiscally irresponsible lmao.
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Women in love be applying so much pressure it’s hard to compete, you thinking “Ok she showed out for my birthday I gotta do some big shit for hers” then she just walk through the door with some shit she bought you just cuz it’s Tuesday, now you already down 2-0 in the series.
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When she tells you to check your room to find your birthday gift and it’s just her naked for the 3rd straight year.
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Aint no way that 30 year old white woman looked Playboi Carti dead in his eyes and thought “I can build a family with this man.”.
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Quavo said he can’t forgive Saweetie for catching him cheating and I feel that, it’s about trust.
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This is beautiful, niggas at my school would have roasted me.
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Making your girl mad >>>.
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The most white basketball stat of all time lol.
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Nigga why would y’all post it like this, I thought bro was gone 😭😭.
Spurs Nation, let’s all wish Lonnie Walker IV a speedy recovery 🙏
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When the fuck did these come out?.
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Not even the wildest of hood niggas ever shot up a school.
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But you on twitter instead of boiling water right now
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Niggas love to show up to parties with 30 niggas and ask you where the hoes at, idk bro they probably fled from this army platoon u brought.
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My favorite part of a Drake album drop is niggas announcing that they not listening, niggas be up at midnight aggressively not listening to Drake 😭😭.
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Bro at the end let down the entire black community.
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Her: “Nothin, about to get in the shower” . my brain:.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it.don’t say it. me: “Without me? 🙈”.
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R. Kelly said the shit he did in the past isn’t relevant, the interviewer said “Why not?” And this nigga said “Cuz I beat the case” lmaooo ayo I want this nigga R. Kelly locked under the jail, then I want them to build another jail on top of that on.
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MVP wrapped up tell Giannis there’s always next year.
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I’d be cool with that, in the corner unwrapping grapes, content as hell.
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Putting her in this then stealing her shit and leaving >>>>.
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She threw that up like prime Tracy Mcgrady was behind her 😭😭
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They say Chick-Fil-A has the best customer service but they’ve never been to this Popeyes.
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Y’all do act like Ariana Grande was supposed to just tweet “damn RIP” and keep it pushing lol.
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Oh she HOOPIN hoopin.
The "blood moon" eclipse beside a statue of the ancient Greek goddess Hera in Athens
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Me: "WYD" . Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough". Me: "Without me? Lol 🙈".
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“Fuck them kids” should never be as funny as it always is.
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This show was therapeutic, no plot just good vibes.
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Lowkey it is wild ppl just create a whole new being that didn’t ask to be made and then be like “fuck what you enjoy”.
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If they put WiFi and Bluetooth speakers in these I’ll cut my shit off right now; my knees bad anyways.
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Niggas really wouldn’t even speak on Voldemort’s name, nobody ever had the streets shook like that.
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I don’t support looting Lenox because there’s gonna be 40,000 niggas dressed like Gunna tomorrow morning.
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When she tells you that 11% shit doesn’t apply to you
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This is how niggas who hooped in HS but kept get suspended from the team play ball.
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Erykah Badu was wild for “Next Lifetime” like how you cheating on me spiritually.
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Imagine thinking Shy Glizzy’s verse on Crew was unnecessary.
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Rappers drop a song about how nobody fucked with them when they were broke, and the next song is how they don't fuck with broke niggas lol.
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Next animal I wanna see him around is that desert eagle.
Brother nature need that wham bam on em.
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to see somebody dig your old tweets up from 2011.
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Imagine code switching at work, being black on your ride home, then code switching again when you get to the house lmao.
When dating interracially, some Black people say that code-switching comes as second nature.
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I’ll smack the shit outta you Paul.
@tonestradamus Is it because you got banned, or. You know what? Never mind. -Paul.
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Most young men are not pressured to spend excessively on women, most young women aren’t demanding it, social media is warping y’all’s hold on reality lol.
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Oh yeah he finna kill sumn.
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That’s why I know when niggas ask “do women take men on dates” they really lames cuz women love to spend money, you’ll be watching a show and say “that hat he wearing fire” and she already did a Google reverse image search, bought it, and it’s already shipped, show still playing.
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5G tower in attack mode.
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She had women up here subtweeting a sexdoll talking about “Can she cook?” I’ll never ever forget.
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Drake heard Diamonds Dancing and was like “Yeah this cool but slow the track down real quick, I’m finna give this bitch a piece of my mind”.
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