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@ZippityZeus

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Hi! Here for laughs. Don’t take everything so seriously. We must vote out all democrats. $ZippityZeus

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2 months
@hartgoat I bet if the dude in the car approached it with kindness and basic common decency, he’d have had his package and the respect of the delivery guy and his own daughter. Instead, the entire internet sees him as a c-nt.
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@Destitweet “Hello my name is Steve”.Sure it is.
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1 year
@AlexHun32163649 Arrrrrrrr you okay?.
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1 month
@FearedBuck Honest question. Is he retarded?.
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20 days
@SteveInmanUIC @TommyKarate70 That’s marriage material.
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4 years
Omg my heart is so full! Thank you to everyone!! I will share her reaction and words when she’s finished with her distance learning school day!.
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5 years
@RexChapman I love the fruit falling on him.
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5 years
@ClancyNeil @adribbleofink That poem was about a dock worker named Tommy.
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1 month
@TheCinesthetic The soundtrack overall is brilliant. It’s a character itself in the film. People who hate this movie just don’t get it.
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4 years
@lane_holbrook @stillgray That he’s just a misunderstood gentle giant who is full of love and peace, doing his best to make a difference in the world and this was all the cop’s fault because he’s never even hurt a fly? Or do you want the truth?.
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2 years
@LivePDDave1 @elonmusk Haha true. Let’s grab some data!.
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4 years
sup this is his daughter LMFAO he has exposed me (just joking lol) follow me tho @dynamiteyoon_ also stream dynamite by bts or you are lame <3 thanks for the support ily.
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1 month
@freakouts4u “I’ll eat his bones!” Hahahaha.
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4 years
@EmilyMcWinter @RandallOtisTV Winner. It is a perfectly constructed song for that era that still worked in the present day. That is ridiculously hard to pull off. RIP Adam Schlesinger.
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5 years
@RexChapman He answered that question before she finished asking it. The heart wants what it wants.
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4 years
@LastWeekTonight In a public relations sense what you are doing is tantamount to career suicide. But keep on pushing that rope.
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5 years
@RexChapman It’s clear to me that pops has already reset junior 47 times.
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4 years
@livesmattershow Recording them complaining about them recording them. They are lunatics.
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1 year
@ThePoliticalPom Fetterman’s father, Karl, is a successful businessman and founder/owner of Kling Insurance in Pennsylvania. Not only did Fetterman grow up in the wealthy suburb of York, Pa., his parents financially supported him and his family for the entire 13 years he was mayor of Braddock.
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Also I won’t try to sell you something. I do want to share the National Suicide Prevention phone number if anyone needs support. (800)-273-8255. And I’m serious about lending an ear if it’s needed. Depression is hard. I have it too. You’ve helped me as well as our daughter. Thx!.
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3 months
@AnthonyCumia Walking like that OG Bigfoot footage. #GoonyGooGoo.
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1 month
@hartgoat And I forgot my phone in the damn car again.
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2 years
@UltraDane I’ll pass the money directly to him before I’ll buy any Budweiser products. I’m not trying to hurt the good people.
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Nick Serpentine
6 years
Welcome back LivePD family! #LivePD #LivePDNation.
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4 years
@RandallOtisTV All of Dirk Diggler's songs from Boogie Nights.
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@MrAndyNgo His arrest was complete bullshit. Not even present.
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5 years
Anyone else looking forward to some #LivePD tonight?.
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@RexChapman I’m an absolute failure as a father.
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5 years
@tcgohawks @RexChapman Enjoy your Sbarro, sizzle chest.
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1 year
@billybinion @lynsioux These agencies should pay for the destruction AND repair cost.
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2 months
@MillerStream @FrankLuntz Dig UP, stupid.
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3 months
@AnthonyCumia I would have two murder charges.
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4 years
@TheJordanRachel @ImPaulRNelson This person needs to be looked into. Deeply.
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9 months
@ghostbrowser8 The white dogs have had enough.
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11 months
@Nostalgia150360 @RealEmirHan This was also Edward Norton’s film debut. Pretty damn good for a rookie effort.
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16 days
@SarahLarchmont @JoJoFromJerz Legal immigrants. There is a difference.
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@grhdhp @hartgoat Do you find her attractive?.
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4 years
@RexChapman As sour as things go, there is always hope for humanity. These precious moments are needed now more than ever.
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2 years
@Iamjacksdisgust @JenWEsq You don’t get to decide if she feels controlled or not, bro.
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11 months
@AnthonyCumia They always flash their money around but when it’s time to pay, 💨 poof.
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2 years
@mtaibbi You have done a great service today, one that will go down in history. Because we are on the right side of history. Thank you sir.
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2 months
@LukeChudoba I graduated. I don’t do math any more.
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4 months
@DarkSideAdvcate @NoCapFights That’s the USA. Mike Tyson’s house.
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4 years
@TheOnion It’s probably the only way to really get it done.
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2 years
@DogRightGirl @Kriscilicious @EdKrassen I accept this challenge and I accept my inevitable victory.
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4 years
@davenewworld_2 The husband was later found in a cornfield praying. “dear God, make me a bird. ”.
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5 years
I saw aggressive racing & protective blocking. Hamlin shoving Blaney hard almost wrecking him. To recover Blaney goes low then high. Newman goes low and then high to protect his lead. Contact. Crash. Pray for Ryan Newman instead of blaming. They were all digging. #daytona500.
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@HumansNoContext I love this and I don’t care if it makes me a bad person. That little f-cker. Hahaha.
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5 years
@peta Good thing all of our turkeys come pre-killed.
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2 years
@Drnksinatra @JackPosobiec Send me your address and I will come explain things to you, you 🍕💩.
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2 months
@hartgoat Only Todd and Margo do the black and white aesthetic for Christmas.
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5 years
@DK8sam Did she actually say “you should see how they live”? Omfg.
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@Nessakins_ Many people will believe this and I find that both sad and hysterical.
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1 month
@LionelMedia They’re filming a monitor so I wonder if the original camera is actually tracking this or it just appears like it bc of the viewer recording the recording.
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2 years
@iamyesyouareno @__Ladderman421 I can actually hear her.
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@siIentmajority @NotDougBell22 @harryjsisson The fact Harry is even commenting on this means he and his handlers know it’s true.
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@RedWave_Press Jose Carranza-Escobar is Spanish for Climate Change.
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5 years
@JimNorton Kennedy had a better head shot.
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@AnthonyCumia The lack of impulse control and the immediate shift to anger and violence, as well as total lack of empathy can only point to me answer. Savages.
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@RexChapman Director’s cut of Platoon.
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@PGenkie @AnthonyCumia @elonmusk “I can’t even deal,” said the exasperated homosexual.
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5 years
@WenzlerPowers @RealChrisCal That’s the Pittiest Pitting that’s ever been Pitted.
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2 years
@MikeReissWriter Promoting a pod while people may be dying or dead. Classy.
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5 years
@MJMcKean Every year I’m fooled by the 10 month ceasefire. Like clockwork.
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5 years
@bigmacher My 401k is now a $0.03.
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@Blaney @BubbaWallace Also who here would watch a reality TV show starring these two? 🤚.
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@AlternateJoe76 Her name is Jenny Dell.
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@CoachDuggs @bubs_tv Forget it, he’s rolling.
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@RexChapman Bombs bursting in air. .
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@StreetFights22 Ns gonna N.
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@Iamjacksdisgust @JenWEsq If she actually said that to you and you didn’t stop and ask for detail on what you do that makes her feel that way and then commit to changing that behavior while keeping your values, then you’re disrespecting her and it’s no surprise she left. Seventeen goddamn years? Dude.
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1 year
@basedspinach So what will you say tomorrow at 4pm when it’s just another Wednesday?.
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5 years
When @ChipChipperson is asked to leave the establishment .@notsam @weirdmedicine @CompoundBoss.
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1 year
@Bratt_world @PepeNakamoto @NoCapFights My first album will be named “Chapstick in my Titty Purse”.
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@WUTangKids That boy good.
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8 months
@Emilio2763 Like that lil fella Journey replaced Steve Perry with, this guy is good.
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5 years
@Caissie It does seem a bit cocky.
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@JordanBrace8 That block is frame worthy.
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4 years
@MungerDanie @Liz_Wheeler @AOC You should know by now. That only applies to Republicans. Because they’re special. 🥱🤢🤮.
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Praying for everyone who has depression like me and for those of us who may still feel alone even when if we are surrounded by others. You’re not alone. I am rooting for all of us.
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2 years
@American_Heart I wonder why y’all are suddenly posting about it. It couldn’t be to support a narrative, could it? 🤔.
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@BronzeAdidas @RealJamesWoods Why not challenge James to a real fight?.
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2 months
@Morbidful Imagine if it was a knife lift.
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5 years
Suddenly, for some reason, I do not look forward to Friday or Saturday night. #LivePD #LivePDNation.
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1 year
Got the call. They found a set of lungs that match. The transplant is scheduled for 9pm.
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9 months
@CheburekiMan Also Neil has become exactly what he criticized. This is my take. He decides to take a stand and pulls his music. So why is he back? One reason. Money. Again, my opinion.
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