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@pinkdemonica
@doinkpatrol
Can't you hear the hunger in her voice when she says "soup.. for Luke." She dreamed about that soup all night.
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@BenjaminCrew1
My father-in-law is a TV animal trainer. We were watching Mr Ed together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to get a horse to talk today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
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@dizzydoinggreat
Also, shes probably an exhibitionist, famewhore, golddigger having the time of her life and doesn't care about your pity...?
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@medinacirilo
@mitch_doerr11
@ChrisVannini
"I don't remember bees being such pussies when I grew up. "
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@truth_enjoyer
Some of this is just straight people wanting to be queer, so they're happy to have queerness widely broadened over almost all heterosexual inclinations. The rest of it is just people over-interested in talking about themselves.
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@N_ick_7
@JodieSamSteele
Candlelight dinner with 800 of the most annoying narcissists in the world
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@theashleyray
didnt realize birchwood edition was already released-- i know what i'm doing tonight
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@CSMFHT
Socrates: It is agreed that all frogs are born of cattle
Other guy: Yes of course
Socrates: And cattle are the the wisest of the hoofed beasts
Other guy: I don't think anyone here disagrees
Socrates: So then it follows that [I put down the book]
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@iamnyosha
She probably doesn't know about your package delivery service and at first thought packages were generally being delivered to that hallway. It's good you jumped to wild hostility before meeting your neighbors.
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@Nerdspringbreak
They work hard at keeping the nannies and farm hands and farm managers out of the shots
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@JasonKPargin
Well, I'd like to see ol Reacher smash his way out of THIS jam!
*Reacher smashes his way out of the jam easily
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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@bennyjohnson
I miss when Republicans were about decorum in congress, which was, a couple months ago
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@airbagged
Interesting-- The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore was 2011, so when the dog in the hospital runs off with some of Dee's scalp, it was a nod to this.
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@benjammin541
@KleimThyme
@nypost
or rather, he suffers from being a slightly rat-chewed used condom found on the subway
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@famoushorse
How come cars don't let you just open and close the trunk like any other door anymore? I hate automatic closing. Doesnt everyone?
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@MadiKays_
@com_radical
@BesDMarx
Fascism was not just an economic theory, it was created by Mussolini, then adopted by Hitler as cultural: manliness, nativist, purist. So they would bring their people together to purify the nation, which is why they persecuted gays, foreigners, other 'races'. It's key.
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@lmpactt
@__BigO__
@xBamboozler
Here's your Orangemanbad: If you're talking about the First Step Act passed in 2018, it was not able to pass in '15 for Obama to sign due to opposition from Republicans: specifically Trump's best friends Sessions and Cotton. When it did pass, it was with a veto-proof majority.
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@AlexThomas
@MatthewTyrmand
@IvoryHecker
Texas building their own rickety power grid that breaks in both hot and cold weather is a government plot
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@HoodBitcoin
@MarthPaynter
@ChonyiR
The proportion of black American women in Canadian federal prison is much much lower.
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@DennisPerkins5
@realDonaldTrump
One moment for the victims of a shooting, then back to the real victim: Millionaire Crybaby President
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@adam_piron
BTW, in the Eiger Sanction, the 1st film Clint Eastwood directed, filmed in 1974, a character says 'Fuck Marlon Brando' before he has sex with a Native American woman
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@LunamancyCraft
@ramseyboltin
After the game they fold it up, there's a regulation baseball field underneath.
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@lmpactt
@__BigO__
@xBamboozler
Why did it pass in Nov 2018? The Democrats won back the House from Rs in elections in October. The Dems were not seated yet, but the Republicans no longer had the will to fight. Losing the House was Trump's worst nightmare, not part of his plan to help prisoners.
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@coldhealing
Is this one of those jobs where you brainstorm with post-it notes at meetings about brand identity for $200,000 a year?
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@Mod2Severe
@Travis_in_Flint
You agree Trump seems like a rapist-- but just of attractive women
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@Momqueen95
@criha
@realDonaldTrump
Without the leaks about Flynn's crimes, he would have stayed on, because you don't care if your people are also paid by foreign govs. resign
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@krissyroadkill
@blizzy_mcguire
@bicfruntes
it was 1979- they painted it out on the frames of film, by hand
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@DavidGizz
@jenelleriley
This is literally the first time anyone has ever heard of Cam Neely
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@KevinMKruse
Having high taxes encourages them to try harder. When you give them corporate welfare, they get lazy, they don't even look for work opportunities.
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@llDrssdNBlck
@GeneralGRegret
"Orange and lemon trees grew in its garden, and tall palm trees grew beside the gateway. Here the sea formed a little harbor, quite calm and very deep. Fine white sand had been washed up below the cliffs." (1837 text)
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@davelalande
@stillgray
Yes, Hollywood, the US government, the Ukraine, Russia, the heads of every country on earth, all journalists and like 500,000 other people staged this war. You are a clever motherfucker.
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@lukeisamazing
Everybody loves cranberry sauce. Well, it's time to dig into the racist history of how it came to exist. 1/85
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@pleasebenormaI
Would much much rather have something taken off a plant with seeds and stems. People used to buy weed, take out the seeds, plant them in the their living room, break up the stems and smoke them with the bud.
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@tvogvo
@BieberAlanFan
Really? Show me the article about how it is no longer a crime to throw acid on someone, in either country, in any circumstance.
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@Real__Wario
@RealGrimlar
@Radstads
Not a stupid question: it means 5 days and 43 hours (which in non-airplane situations is written as 6 days, 19 hours). The plane circles its destination allowing for extended rewatching, contemplation and discussion of Morbius.
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@KrangTNelson
I admire his resilience and how he seems to enjoy his life despite being married to this harridan
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@groaningdrain
I was watching Enter the Dragon with my father-in-law, who's a professional camerman for major films, and asked how much that fight among the mirrors would cost today. I will never forget his answer...he said "We don't know how to do it."
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@JDawsonTweets
@aguirreryan
@Disney
@WaltDisneyCo
I read the bill just now-- it's so vague "prohibits classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity in certain grade levels;" are people really allowed to write bills this vague? Am I missing something? Why is the whole thing written so poorly?
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@esjesjesj
He doesnt take the kid everywhere he goes- he babysits him once a week and does photo ops on that visit. Then hands him 500k cash to give to Grimes.
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@tvogvo
@BieberAlanFan
We don't have judges ruling that people can have acid thrown on them, actually.
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@LazlosGhost
Host: So what was that moment like?
Grohl: It was like they had taken over the radio. Every station: Sugar Ray, Sugar Ray. And I finally broke down, bought the the record, I was like, I got to pay attention to what these guys are putting down.
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@msmeganl
@exilejr202
@jasonschreier
If you subscribe to twitter platinum, you die when twitter folds.
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@normalandnice
I spent the night teaching guitar online and then watched Trumbo for like the billionth time
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@llDrssdNBlck
@GeneralGRegret
Could be Africa... couldn't be Scandinavia, according to the white author.
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@ChillHussle
@drmistercody
I would put Trump in the working class and the kid with dyed blue hair working at Mcdonalds in the ruling class (we are all ruled by wokeness)
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@G_Star15109
@ScottieBeam
It's clearly what the photographer was going for. The image on the left is very famous, in many books on WWI and poster design.
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@matthewjdowd
@DevinCow
Trump also invited Bin Laden. No one had the heart to tell him he was killed, so he's waiting there for him now with flowers and a candlelit dinner.
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@QuinnCat13
The people who put sawdust in salami would quickly go out of business in the free market. Unless they created a monopoly in your area. Or if all their competitors also started doing it and consumers got used to the taste.
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@Maestroxv_
@jboogie5986
@mjcontrera
The article is about why conspiracy theory trafficking claims are harmful, not just useless.
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@BowTieWriter
@DnlKlr
@liz_franczak
And you can lay that golden ratio on almost any image, and a bunch of points will touch.
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@greatxbambina
@sarahcpr
This is a sure-fire way to get a perfect hollandaise sauce everytime. It always reminds me of the night I lost my virginity. It was also the night my father was murdered.
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@AnnEleanorBrow2
@100_Disable_vet
They might impeach both. But since Agnew and Nixon both went down, why didn't we have President Carl Albert [speaker of the house from 1971-77]? Because they didn't resign at exactly the same time.
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@RogerCortes3k
@botticelli_bod
I was Ed's dealer- every day he'd buy a large bottle of mouthwash mixed with cocaine and lick it all off of his hand.
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@nicholasrob23
@JordanUhl
I'm not getting unvaccinated, but I've decided to get the microchips taken out
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@Think_Bunny1
@Schreibernews
@UnionLeader
If he's not sure that he's the father, then a large explosion helps the man clear nagging fears from his psyche.
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@RockyMountViews
@sarahcpr
He has a good point- you can test negative and then later test positive? Makes you question the whole testing process.
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@beefytopdog
@conzmoleman
An article stated that this sub was popular because it was the only super deep diving sub with a toilet.
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@llDrssdNBlck
@GeneralGRegret
And if we're pretending the story is taking place in the 13th century...most of the areas of Europe that have native tall palms were were ruled by Africans- the Almohads- at the time (southern Portugal and southern Spain)
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@itszaeok
Never yell Taxi, but you can say "I'm walking here" at a crosswalk- you should be eating pizza or hot dog, then the car's driver will lean out the window and give you gabagool fingers
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@OnesieInd
@detachment_red
Or maybe its like the 6th Sense, and they don't communicate because she's been dead for years.
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@GarrettNeiss
@scrambled__meg
Thankfully the repository of illegal streaming services that do not care about politics exists
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@TryloTheCreator
@JensinSweden
@LauraLoomer
Republicans should all boycott the election. Power in numbers!
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@llDrssdNBlck
@GeneralGRegret
Oranges (again the Little Mermaid takes place where there are orange trees) were first planted in Europe by Moors (Africans) in their European territories in the 800s. Italy got them in late 15th cent. Lemons also, pretty much only grown in Arab/African world in 13th century.
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