Tesla Endgame 💎
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The pilfering of equipment and embezzlement of funds from $TSLA to xAI is not bullish.
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I work at a Fortune 500 company. If our CEO had sex with an intern, he would be removed by the board of directors within hours.
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$TSLA Shareholders: Elon owns 13%, you own 87%. He is demanding 25% ownership to pretend to develop AI and robots. So be prepared, one way or another, to surrender 14% (12/87) of your ownership to increase his coke pile and hooker supply.
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More than 400 Teslas including 58 Cybertrucks sitting unattended in an abandoned mall parking lot in suburban St. Louis.
This company is fucked. 1/
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Unsold Tesla inventory including Cybertrucks piling up as far as the eye can see at an abandoned mall parking lot in suburban St. Louis.
The brand new Cybertrucks look like complete shit.
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Readers added context:
Elon Musk is a grifter con man.
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High probability that Musk will step down as CEO within 90 days (as early as this week).
A new CEO will find the company’s accounting to be substandard and deceptive. Restatements 2018 - 2023 will follow.
No Musk + Accounting Restatements + Stale Models/Slow Growth = $10/share.
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And there you have it. Grok is just stolen and slightly modified code from OpenAI.
@SEC_Enforcement
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Hello Tech Support? Where is the OFF switch on my Lying Attention Whore?
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Elon Musk was Tesla’s chief engineer?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess it’s not a lie if he actually believes it.
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Watching a drug-addled sociopath publicly implode on his own $44 billion vanity purchase. Thank you, Karma.
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Predictable. Told his team today to begin working around the clock.
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“Elon is intentionally crashing the stock price to shake out the weak hands.”
If you or a loved one is spewing nonsense like this, contact your psychological health care provider immediately.
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Nothing can properly prepare you for seeing a Cybertruck in person for the first time. They literally look like vehicles that can only be used to haul trash to landfills. Anyone who spends $120,000 on one of these is impaired and should not be allowed to make financial decisions.
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No US state exists where you can appoint your brother and other desperate grifters to a Board, bribe them with obscene compensation (for doing nothing) and have them pay you 2.5 times the accumulated earnings of the company since inception.
No US state…not even Nevada.
So what are the practical implications and consequences of Tesla being incorporated in Texas and not Delaware?
I am not a lawyer and will not pretend to be.
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This ends badly.
If the $55 billion is approved, it will be immediately struck down again by the same judge for the same legal reasons.
If the $55 billion is rejected, Mr. Grimes resigns and sells $20 billion of $TSLA.
Tesla now spends ad money to influence shareholders approval of Elon Musk's $55B payday by
@fredericlambert
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Cope harder, loser
Most any truck would get stuck in this snowy scenario, Cybertruck is no different.
Looking forward to seeing different tires on the truck and how it behaves.
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The Tesla cult is powerfully emotional about the delusion that the Cybertruck has a 2,000,000 person waiting list. I posted a photo of excess inventory and received hundreds of comments from rat-faced boys.
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“Robots” are essentially remote controlled mannequins.
Just a reminder that Elizabeth Holmes is currently serving an 11 year federal prison sentence.
I spotted 12 Optimus bots in this short clip, excluding the one that is walking around.
Each robot is being operated by a human teleoperator for data collection.
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Robyn Denholm sold $18 million in $TSLA stock yesterday. Board members have sold tens of billions and no board member has bought even 1 share in years.
THAT is all you need to know.
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Trevor Milton received a 4 year federal prison sentence for rolling a non-functioning semi down a hill. Elon Musk should be similarly indicted for the paint-it-black video, the fake v12 test drive, Optimus remote controlled mannequins and his “appreciating assets” statements.
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If the term “lying sack of shit” didn’t exist, it would have to be invented for Elon Musk.
Sure you did, fat boy.
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If the term “lying sack of shit” didn’t exist, it would have to be invented to describe Elon Musk.
Let's do the math on Tesla's Cybertruck 1/4-mile claim...
Full video 👉
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Elon Musk’s last 100 tweets: 1 powerwall post, 1 Model 3 refresh retweet and nothing else about Tesla.
Mostly political, some SpaceX, some lame humor.
He’s bored with auto manufacturing. He knows Cybertruck is a disaster. He wishes he was Sam Altman.
No update on Neuralink 🤔
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The fuck is wrong with these people?
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He’s implying that intoxicated people can drive and engage FSD to avoid accidents.
He’s also lying. FSD was most likely engaged according to the wife of the deceased.
@NHTSAgov
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Reminder: the Musk Foundation, headquartered in Curaçao, can invest in call and put options.
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The people he’s laid off, the lives he’s ruined, the drivers murdered by defective products…these weigh heavily on Elon Musk’s conscience.
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Lean, mean, fighting machine
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Never in the history of public companies has a CEO worn a Fire Me Suit with a Fire Me Tie, a Fire Me Hat and Fire Me Shoes while yelling Fire Me, Board, for the love of God please Fire Me!
Until today.
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3000 miles, 19 refueling stops vs 8 refueling stops with a non-EV. Gas cost $250.
The average EV fan is delusional and pathetic.
You can drive from New York to LA in a Tesla for about $300. The average EV hater will never understand
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Watching Adolf Musk blame Twitter/X’s imminent bankruptcy on the Jews.
He should be fired by the Tesla and SpaceX boards immediately.
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In official SEC filings, he changed his title to Technoking and fate does indeed love irony.
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Hyper-focused on delivering value for $TSLA shareholders
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That looks like complete shit.
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Remember when Elon Musk tried to pull out (😉) of the Twitter deal due to bots and other fake accounts?
Good times, good times…
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Let that sink in. A product called “Full Self Driving” selling for $15,000 bringing in billions of dollars of revenue cannot pass a short, simple driving test after 5+ years of development.
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Calling bullshit on this. Video editing and manipulation.
Optimus can now sort objects autonomously 🤖
Its neural network is trained fully end-to-end: video in, controls out.
Come join to help develop Optimus (& improve its yoga routine 🧘)
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Occam’s Razor: The simplest explanation is usually the most accurate.
Tesla is burning through cash at an alarming rate and needs to cut expenses, no matter how essential, to survive.
It's surprising that Tesla just laid off over 500 people from the Supercharger team, especially since they're supposed to be expanding the Supercharger network to keep up with the growing number of Teslas on the road. It makes no sense.
Here's my theory: Tesla's 4680 battery
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This needs to be repeated periodically. Elon Musk dropped out of Penn with a partially finished degree in Economics. He was not and could not have been admitted to a PhD program in engineering at Stanford. Facing deportation, he was later mysteriously awarded a BA from Penn.
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Elon is not wearing a bra and this douchebag is about to get to second base.
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The most common mistake I see ketamine addicts make is thinking they are profound.
- Tesla Endgame
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Elon, Kimbal, Robyn Denholm and Andrew Baglino can sell starting tomorrow. One final options driven price pump before the slaughter.
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Huh…I guess you can’t appoint a fat, lazy Board of Directors and pay them millions per year in exchange for a $50 billion pay package based on nothing but pumping the stock price.
Good to know.
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9 Days Later:
422 Teslas including 31 Cybertrucks
Unwatched, unlocked in an abandoned mall parking lot
One of the Cybertrucks needs a new battery pack.
More than 400 Teslas including 58 Cybertrucks sitting unattended in an abandoned mall parking lot in suburban St. Louis.
This company is fucked. 1/
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Probably would be prudent to halt trading and give Tesla a chance to confirm that they HAVE NOT been approved for deploying the oxymoronic Supervised(?) Full(??) Self Driving in China and there is no timeline for such an approval.
No position ever.
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Wen ChatGPT moment? Wen robotaxis? Wen semi? Wen brain implants? Wen Mars?
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Right. So Mars colonization is bullshit.
To achieve 1 million tons of cargo on mars with Starship V3, SpaceX needs 5,000 trips
Each ship needs 6 tankers to partially fill its tanks, bringing the total to 7 launchers per trip - 35,000 in total
With 3 launches a day, it would take 32 years to get all that cargo to mars
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Hello Tech Support? Where is the OFF switch on my Fat Bloviating Drug-Addled Idiot?
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Tesla is choking on inventory, has idled the Berlin factory and faces inquiries into false range claims, false autonomy claims, steering and suspension failures. But the fanboys are upset that their fantasy boyfriend might be unhappy.
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“Elon is a fat, drug-addled sociopath. We let him hang around with us because we felt sorry for him, but he kept interrupting our meetings to talk about things he didn’t understand so we had to cut him off.”
We are dedicated to the OpenAI mission and have pursued it every step of the way.
We’re sharing some facts about our relationship with Elon, and we intend to move to dismiss all of his claims.
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Is there anything in this world more pathetic than Dave Lee saying “bring it on”?
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Brutal feedback on the Tesla owners page on fb.
FSD RIP
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JFC what a piece of garbage
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xAI is a typical Musk scam.
24B valuation, largest series A or B in history, yet no (?) revenue, no moat, nothing SoTA. 🤷♂️
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If you respectfully criticize Elon Musk, some crazy bitch from Alabama asks you how many illegal immigrants can stay at your house.
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1. Halt trading.
2. Ask GameStop if there are any material changes in their business outlook that would support a 3x increase in stock price over a few trading days.
3. When the answer is no, halt trading indefinitely and charge stock buy collaborators with securities fraud.
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The fuck is wrong with these people?
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Pay up, fat boy
THE OLD TWITTER CEO , CFO , CHIEF LEGAL OFFICE AND GENERAL COUNSEL HAVE JUST SUED ELON MUSK AND ARE ASKING FOR $130 MILLION IN SEVERANCE
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If Tesla had designed and delivered a traditional looking SUV instead of the CyberDumpster they’d be okay right now. But they didn’t because of the fat sociopath.
Just me or are $RIVN's popping up everywhere? Co seems to be doing something right.
Every owner raves about them.
Pretty remarkable that $TSLA $GM & $F left the "EV SUV" segment wide open...although I'm finally seeing Lyriqs (also have raving owners).
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Elon Musk is the most consequential liar of the 21st Century.
ELON MUSK SAYS X IS A FEW MONTHS AWAY FROM RECEIVING APPROVAL FOR NEW YORK MONEY TRANSMITTER LICENSE - MORGAN STANLEY TMT CONFERENCE
MUSK SAYS X IS CONSIDERING GETTING RID OF SHOWING NUMBER OF LIKES AND RETWEETS ON EVERY POST
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No one wants a Tesla at any price.
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Tesla airbags fail to deploy at an alarming rate. They are planning to fix this problem as soon as they fix the wipers.
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So for a paraplegic, having a poorly tested electrode shoved into your brain with a 0.01% chance of success is better than using voice activation to access and control your phone.
Got it. Absolutely repulsive.
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Nothing to see here. Just Maye Musk’s personal assistant saying I should be concerned about my health and asking me where I’m located.
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Overpaid…did nothing but shitpost on X and play video games.
ELON MUSK’S TOTAL COMPENSATION FOR 2023 WAS A WHOPPING $0 ACCORDING TO JUST FILED PROXY STATEMENT FROM TESLA
$TSLA
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This will happen a lot.
This Tesla Hater peed on my Cybertruck.
Did he not know he was being recorded?
It looked kinda small to me. ☠️
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1. All brands adopt Tesla’s charging standard.
2. Tesla is stuck building and maintaining thousands of low profit/no profit charging stations with tens of thousands of superchargers.
3. Tesla lays off the entire supercharger team.
4. ???
Tesla conducting more layoffs, including entire Supercharger team
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Cybertruck inventory piling up due to cancelled orders
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Elon Musk is a shameless, effective liar.
They haven’t solved lane selection or driving in the rain, but they’re working on fleet communication for reversing out of single lane road closures.
Sure, Elon.
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C’mon Elon Musk. Have one of your alt accounts tweet that the entire Supercharger Team has been replaced by a combination of Optimus robots and Neuralink patients. Comment “Yes!” from your main account.
Earn that $50 billion. And what’s a couple more felonies?
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If this looks good to you please seek professional help.
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You paid $44 billion for a $15 billion company and now it’s worth $0 due to your incompetence.
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Grok is built on OpenAI. It is OpenAI with extra sass and profanity.
Elon seems to think he is making some sort of threat here. He’s also high and hasn’t slept in days.
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That’s absurd. Other car manufacturers have had sharp increases in sales despite higher interest rates.
The Tesla problem is stale models, poor build quality, insufficient service infrastructure, negative consumer sentiment regarding EVs in general and the fat sociopath CEO.
Let's be real, if interest rates were 0% it wouldn't matter what Elon posts,
@Tesla
would sell every car they make, and there would be a wait list. It's not him. It's the economy.
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Tesla is a stock promotion scheme built on a electric car government subsidy business.
I got 3 separate direct mailers in my home mailbox asking me to vote in the past month. 3.
How many mailers advertising Model Y, ever? Zero.
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RIP, Dojo.
RIP, 4680.
RIP, Optimus.
RIP, M2.
FSD or bankruptcy
So let’s recap:
- Elon is firing everyone
- DoJo is not $TSLA DoJo (surprise surprise) but expensive $NVDA GPUs, Datacenter not ready (‼️)
- FSD is the only thing that matters
In conclusion, another $TSLA victim is the DoJo narrative 🥲
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