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Breaking: Levi Quackenboss, A former RFK Jr campaign staffer has confirmed that RFK Jr was Trump's first choice for VP.
@JDVance
was only picked because RFK Jr turned the position down.
Also, RFK Jr only settled for Trump after rejection from Harris.
See:
Breaking:
@RobertKennedyJr
has revealed that Vance wasn't Trump's 1st choice for VP.
He was chosen after RFK Jr turned it down because he was still trying to make a deal with
@KamalaHarris
at the time!
RFK Jr had also posted a recording of Trump's call to him at the time.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@KeithOlbermann
may be on to something after all!
If so,
@realDonaldTrump
must stop the "taking a bullet for democracy" crap immediately!
#auspol
#USElection
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@TheRickWilson
And all "Christians" must break up with
@realDonaldTrump
!
#USElection
#auspol
#ChristiansDumpTrump
Repost & follow me if you agree!
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@KamalaHQ
This is the paranoia of being embarrassed by his combover while visiting wind farms talking!
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@acnewsitics
He is legally blonde! How much hush money did
@realDonaldTrump
pay
@ReeseW
to keep shut about this?
#USElection
#auspol
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@yanisvaroufakis
The
#GazaGenocide
has been a surreal psychological experiment which has uncovered some truly horrific things about human behaviour!
#auspol
#USElection
Repost! Follow for more!
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@MeidasTouch
There were only 2 ways
@JDVance
could've played this:
1. An innocuous & overall empty gesture "if I hurt her feelings I didn't mean it" sort of non-apology.
2. Doubling down on the inflammatory & divisive rhetoric.
Thank the Republican gods for misguiding him!
#USElection
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@briantylercohen
@piersmorgan
Conservative pundits are exploiting the "unity" buzzword to pressure everyone into forsaking their role of criticising the
@GOP
& warning the public. It's a transparently coordinated attempt to blackmail anyone likely to be a threat with blame for catastrophe if the speak out!
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@jeffstorobinsky
@NABJ
Trump: I forbid the
#MAGA
crowd from watching! These women were downright nasty. 1st they refused to greet me as "Hello Handsome!". Then instead of asking fair Qs like "What's your genius level?", they harped radical liberal gotcha Qs like "Why did you say..." & they were black!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
That's what Project 2025 aims to achieve! It removes checks & balances over Trump by replacing apolitical govt servants with his loyalists. Beyond that, the
@USSupremeCourt
's ruling that he has immunity in respect of acts undertaken as President spells disaster.
Repost! & follow
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@SenatorWong
Your innocuous words for the Israeli government stand in start contrast to your "condemnation" of Russia, which though a bad actor, is fighting a country that can defend itself. The IDF is executing people in
#Gaza
with the ease of shooting fish in a barrel!
#auspol
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@DrJillStein
@DNC
Just stop! Learn something from
@JoeBiden
and put principle before ambition and self-interest. The world will forever remember how everyone with a say responded to the threat that
@realDonaldTrump
's re-election poses to democracy.
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@RonFilipkowski
What do these people have against cats? Also, the cat owning demographic is too large to be messed with!
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@RonFilipkowski
I knew that the area around the Taj Mahal has gotten too polluted but didn't know that it had reached
#MAGA
toxicity levels.
#auspol
#USElection
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@ChrisDJackson
Finally! This is much needed & will hopefully compliment or even assist
@AOC
's impeachment efforts against ostensibly corrupt
@USSupremeCourt
judges!
#USElection
#auspol
Repost & follow to spread the word!!!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
To be honest, the whole
@JoeBiden
nomination affair ended up being a cruel joke on
@realDonaldTrump
. Biden's vulnerabilities gave Trump the hope that he could be re-elected & avoid accountability for his crimes & just when he had planned everything, it was all taken from him!
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@HaleyVte4Harris
@NikkiHaley
@KamalaHarris
Everyone must rally behind this group and support them from the
@GOP
's intimidation tactics!
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@highbrow_nobrow
@Acyn
There's no way that
@realDonaldTrump
has actually read Hillbilly Elegy! Did he even name the book during the interview?
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@RonFilipkowski
Isn't Elon the guy who until recently was paying $45 mil a month to the guy that said that some of his supporters that were chanting "Jews will not replace us" were "fine people"?
#Gaza
#USElection
#auspol
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@7NewsMelbourne
@DanielAndrewsMP
, the man who imprisoned people for not complying with ridiculous "curfew" rules in the name of maintaining law & order has now ostensibly committed contempt of court by failing to hand in subpoenaed documents after!
#auspol
#springst
Repost & follow me for more!
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@georgegalloway
Just tell them the truth. Also, why is it a big deal anyway! I don't remember there being a huge fuss about Dustin Hoffman's appearance in Tootsie or Robin Williams' in Mrs. Doubtfire!
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@DevinCow
Also, as I've previously said:
There's never been anything more gay in the history of organised events than the Olympics. Literally! From its historical origin to its flamboyant extravagance. France has simply chosen to come out of the closet!
Repost & follow if u agree!
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@KamalaHQ
Trump: The woman was downright nasty. First she refused to greet me as "Hello Handsome!"; then, instead of asking really tough questions like "What's your genius level?" she started harping radical liberal gotcha questions like "What was your rationale for saying this?"
Repost!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
After impeding
@TheDemocrats
' vital legislative programs for years, if
@Sen_JoeManchin
thinks he can get their nomination, then he's slower to accept the reality than
@JoeBiden
has been!
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@acnewsitics
Trump: This is Laffin' Kamala's fault! I had instructed my staff to keep the gates locked to prevent people from leaving the rally. Did she conspire with some crooked cops to have them opened like her open borders?
#uselection
#auspol
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@PeterDutton_MP
@AlboMP
: Peter Dutton is a heartlessness monster - a man whose hair abandoned his scalp in an act of conscientious objection to his policies!
Vote for Labor - We may be corrupt but we have a soul!
#Gaza
#auspol
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@MarkRuffalo
@BernieSanders
has been the conscience of Congress on many important issues!
#Gaza
#USElections
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@MSNBC
True class by
@realDonaldTrump
! That's exactly what USA needs a role model who is not afraid to take a cheap shot at his competitor even as he is bowing out.
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@joncoopertweets
Wouldn't the hackers simply publish the material if the mainstream media chose to bury it?
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@KamalaHQ
So pathetic! He wants to punish children not hated by their parent for not being loved by his own.
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@KamalaHQ
Trump: The woman was downright nasty. First she refused to greet me as "Hello Handsome!"; then, instead of asking really tough questions like "What's your genius level?" she started harping radical liberal gotcha questions like "What was your rationale for saying this?"
Repost!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
This is vile even for the 19th century! Beyond the viciousness it's the internalised misogyny that's conspicuous given that
@LauraLoomer
isn't quite puritanical when it comes to Trump. Don't know if she has kids but if so, for everyone's sake, hope they've had better role models!
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@briantylercohen
Being an honourable man,
@realDonaldTrump
will surely agree to debate
@KamalaHarris
as planned now!
Repost if you agree!
#USElection
#auspol
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@highbrow_nobrow
If
@JoeBiden
had said something a tenth as bad,
@TheDemocrats
would have appointed a medical guardian for him.
#auspol
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@AlboMP
"Build more homes" translates to "drive inflation & interest rates up by solidifying the control of corrupt unions like
#CFMEU
on the construction industry for kickbacks"!
Also, do you support a Royal Commission to investigate
@VictorianLabor
's scandals?
#auspol
#springst
Repost!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
How many homes as
@realDonaldTrump
showered in to conduct this survey? Also, what exactly is his pitch: Trade democracy for better water pressure in showers?
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@davidaxelrod
The better question is: Would USA elect a convicted felon who has already incited an armed insurrection, especially after he has foreshadowed detrimental actions against his enemies & rewards for his benefactors after the
@USSupremeCourt
has granted him effective impunity?
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@TheRickWilson
Anyone wonder why they didn't say anything about this until
@realDonaldTrump
started freaking out about facing
@KamalaHarris
in the debate? She has been a heartbeat away from being the
@POTUS
for almost 4 years now!
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@patriottakes
Is this what she meant when she said that
@realDonaldTrump
had opened up opportunities for her in her RNC speech - the opportunity to chill out & socialise!
Hope she's enjoying herself enough to make it worth betraying democracy!
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@CraigKellyPHON
This pales in comparison to the
#CMFEU
scandal in Victoria which is unfortunately not resulting in any accountability action against the government on account of the ineffectiveness of
@ibacVic
. Please repost & follow this account for more on the subject.
#springst
#auspol
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@RonFilipkowski
Finally, a politician who has the courage to say it out loud!
#Gaza
#auspol
#USElection
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@SenatorWong
@SenatorWong
&
@AustralianLabor
always unafraid of being pushed into doing the right thing following the threat of imminent consequences!
@AlboMP
always eager to lead from behind!
#springst
#auspol
(Repost and follow me if you agree)
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@theheraldsun
Again, is too soon for the
#LockHimUp
chants?
@Enough71364045
#auspol
#CFMEU
#springst
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@harris_wins
Repost this and pin it to your profiles to spread the word!
#USElection
#CatLadiesUnite
#auspol
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@realTuckFrumper
Alito:
@AOC
& the radical liberals have undermined public confidence in the judiciary by exposing judicial misconduct. Also, the ultimate test of the independence of the judiciary lies in their ability to commit ethical breaches with impunity. Being a judge isn't fun anymore.
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@joncoopertweets
Whining!
I think I've won this one!
There seems to be bipartisan support about this!
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@joncoopertweets
I was the first one to call it yesterday:
@atrupar
May be he's waiting on the empty seats to get filled first! Are they offering people cash outside the venue to attend?
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@uncommittedmvmt
@jonstewart
Hear, hear!
@jonstewart
's incorruptible decency is what distinguishes him from everyone else!
His showmanship doesn't extend to feigning endorsement of distasteful things for personal gain.
The world needs people like him running for office.
Repost!
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@MeghanMcCain
What's wild is that between
@realDonaldTrump
(with his hatred of dogs) and
@JDVance
(with his constant cat insults) their ticket has alienated almost all the pet owners in USA. The only thing worse would have been Trump selecting
@KristiNoem
as his VP nominee!
#USElection
#auspol
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@tonytardio
Disgraceful! The case for a royal commission is now indisputable!
#springst
#CFMEU
#auspol
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@David_Leavitt
It's not what he's paying him right now, it's how he'll rig the system to benefit him in the future including through government contracts & intro to foreign gov leaders.
Musk has also been offered a position as the head of the "efficiency" portfolio in a new Trump admin!
#Musk
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@BBCBreaking
This ends the last
@realDonaldTrump
and right wing media talking point!
#USElection
#auspol
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@DavidShoebridge
@AlboMP
: The opposition dishonestly withheld this information until after my major cabinet reshuffle to unfairly prevent me from blaming this on the outgoing ministers
It's time for my opponents to recognise the toll to Oz that my constant need to justify the unjustifiable exacts
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@hwinkler4real
Trump: Fake news! The real Lindsey was too busy procuring the services of a male escort at the time!
Also, Lindsey is the male version of a cat lady!
Repost! Follow for more!
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@theheraldsun
This is hopefully the beginning of the end! A Royal Commission must be instituted as soon as possible!
#springst
#CFMEU
#auspol
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@cenkuygur
It's not sensible to engage in a fresh fight this late.
@TheDemocrats
should conserve their energy to strategise and choose the best vice-presidential nominee.
@JoeBiden
stepping down is already a huge break. Also, there is no clear better option!
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@SilverARTicfox
Smart move! You don't want him dumping animal carcasses in your parking zone or wherever he could get away with dumping them!
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@acnewsitics
Community Note! This is incorrect.
@realDonaldTrump
was merely addressing his homosexual lovers (named "Christian") & indicating that they'd be too busy in bed to have time to vote for the next 4 years after which Trump will move on to a younger name!
#USElection
Repost & follow
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@TheRickWilson
Breaking News!
The
@GOP
releases its new manifesto for
#USElection
!
Everyone must watch & repost! Also follow me for updates!
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@KamalaHQ
Trump: Damn right! I've experienced the toughness of the system first hand during my trials. Did you know that, unlike my interviews at Fox, in court proceedings it isn't enough to simply yell "fake news" when evidence of one's offences is presented?
Repost! Follow for more!
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@RonFilipkowski
The only thing in which
@realDonaldTrump
has had indisputable success is deceiving much of the world into thinking that he is successful! Though it requires some talent, it's also something only a truly exploitative & desperate person would attempt!
#USElection
#auspol
Repost!!!
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@ruthbenghiat
Community Note! This is incorrect.
@realDonaldTrump
was merely addressing his homosexual lovers (named "Christian") & indicating that they'd be too busy in bed to have time to vote for the next 4 years after which Trump will move on to a younger name!
#USElection
Repost & follow
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@TheRickWilson
It makes sense! At his age,
@realDonaldTrump
must have some assurances in place before debating a much younger and far more informed candidate!
This is especially so now that he may not be able to lie with impunity as he did at the last debate!
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@TrumpDailyPosts
Trump: And the women - no one has been more anti-women that the lyin' laffin' Kamala. Also, ditto for the blacks, Indians & any other social demographic that exists. All of them hate Kamala & rightly so. They're all telling me that it's weird that her poll numbers are rising!
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@9NewsMelb
@LanaMurphy
@JacintaAllanMP
: We forbid all Victorians from needing emergency healthcare until further notice!
#auspol
#springst
Repost! Follow for more!
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@GlobeEyeNews
How is this not contrary to the recent ICJ ruling? Also, Germany has signed up to the jurisdiction of the ICJ!
#Gaza
#auspol
#USElection
Repost to spread the word! Follow for more content!
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@GraceLeann40
Please see this post for more on X's suppression of posts from liberal accounts:
We have created a community to collect evidence of this & to encourage a discussion:
Please repost to spread the word!
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@LauraLoomer
He might as well promise ponies to every kid, it's not like any of it's going to happen!
#USElection
Repost! Follow for more!
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@RpsAgainstTrump
President for all Americans? Does Project 2025 also include a plan to strip citizenship from RINOs like Paul Ryan?
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