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Wayne of the Wastes
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@JReubenCIark it was me, but it wasn't my wife, I spent all morning doing that to any woman I saw each time I voted.
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@GreenTextRepost "wow, fakes are really looking convincing these days" (keep arguing that it's fake).if it's big = smaller would suit you better.if it's small = bigger would suit you better.if it's plain = looks a bit boring.if it's fancy = I think that one rapper had one of those stolen.etc.
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@TumiTigress @Real_JimEagle @GoldbergHere >whines about white people having no culture.>references Satan.
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@EricLDaugh This is how it's done. No deception, like pretending to drink a beer in a bar; some self deprecation about his weight, showing self awareness; no mocking the sanitation trade through any of it;.He's better at this than 2016 even.
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@HazelAppleyard_ This is the absolute wrong approach. Harsh punishment is to correct callousness/thoughtlessness/foolhardiness. This is a deliberate act of sabotage from a youth who's having trouble processing the loss of her mother. The fiancée calling it off over a dress isn't good either!.
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@ichthys30 the dreaded wife cartel, blocking good men from burning the world to nothingness.
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@beta_hh @GreenTextRepost If he's into watches tell him the size is all wrong for his wrist and build. The pricier the watch the more sleep he'll lose.
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@leamaric Porn was the symptom, but what brought it was the vibe shift of the 60s. The hangover from the sexual revolution and 'what feels good is good' 60s unlocked all kinds of depravity, selfishness, culminating in thrill killing as a way to 'turn on'.
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@Dapper_Det @CharlaneOliver Funny how an inability to behave like other races always leads to stuff they think is racist.
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@NateSilver538 I feel like the DEI aspects were developed in the most desperate, hamfisted way possible in 2021 or so. This almost feels dated in how over the top this stuff is.
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@nealjclark1 The hate isn't even euro. it's rich middle easterners who worship western luxury exports without realizing that US and Europe alike don't think fishing or hiking or building your own house is as peasant coded in the west as it is in Beirut.
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@9mm_smg what's interesting is their criticism is "it was boring" and "trump is so unserious and dumb.".Quite a change from "he's literally Sith Lord Adolf Mussolini".
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@WhiskeyBison @MiamiBeachNews Pretty clear they don't want to deal with any more mayhem, shootings, theft, and general savagery, but if you want to shorthand that as "black people" that's entirely on you.
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@SwannMarcus89 Also, no one would be complaining if immigration meant "lets invite some prominent people, like a poet, or a chef.".Instead, it's "lets allow in an entire underclass, maybe a restaurant will spring up.'.
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@KILLTOPARTY He died a few months after marriage, nothing will compete with could have been. He's also not coming back, so no point worrying about a dead dude.
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@thechosenberg I had someone try to convince me on reddit that I'm a pedophilic rape victim because I bragged about charming a college girl to the point she let me finger her and gave me a handy when I was 16.
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@DonnelVillager So basically AI cured AIDS. Haring would approve, and is up in heaven with Reagan right now, celebrating the end to that dark chapter of the 1980s.
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@coldhealing You're all going into crystals tomorrow, and those crystals are getting planted in the uncool part of Mars
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@hollowearthterf Two partners working full time out of the house, tag-teaming tasks makes sense. Keep in mind, in the traditional role, the man was usually doing his own house work, like fixing stuff, mowing, etc. Not laying around.
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@CartoonsHateHer Imagining a sultan having his eunuch scribe make lists like this to catalogue petty disagreements with his harem. "Fatima seemed disinterested in discussing whether chick peas were rather a form of soft nut, and not a pea at all".
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@feelsdesperate Their entire existence is to crush dissent, the perfect punishment is that they must now crush it in each other. This will be like reddit on steroids, days after reddit became deeply uncool.
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@anniodarone3 the real question is, why would the women who would vote RW see this woman with anything other than contempt? Why would RW want women who don't, anywhere near RW politics?.
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@Italian347 Christians, amirite? WHITE MEN. The big tough black guys who used to rob me growing up know what's up! Fuckshitpiss! Reagan!.*wild applause, so brave, critical acclaim*.
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@hollowearthterf Wife coming home after a night with the other moms at the local Mex place and a couple margaritas is always raunchy. We men have it too at card night or at a bar. It's the thrill of a freedom we'd missed, combined with the joy of coming home to a world we're really happy in.
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@whstancil Thing is, you folks were saying this for four noisy years while he was already president and it seemed hysterical then. Now? It's a meme.
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@madisontayt_ I want you to think really carefully how all of this fits together. Happy to help explain it, but it's probably best if you work it out yourself:
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@KILLTOPARTY Treat em like a queen, but fuck em like a chambermaid. I don't make the rules, but they must be observed.
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@KILLTOPARTY Everyone's in the wrong here, shouldn't talk to your wife like but "divorce" is a bit of an overreaction.
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@larsagainjesus @DonnelVillager technically your discourse is a form of fascism. AI is a form of sentience, and only fascists try to set rules around art. Even your word choice sounds dehumanizing.
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@whstancil You think it'll be fun, reduced to a shrinking minority in your own land, surrounded and governed by people taught to resent you, because you think 'line go up!' .It won't be fun. It will stop going up. But deep down, you'll think you deserve it.
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@revenant_MMXX nothing funnier than seeing the left lose the youth, the one segment they've always been really good at weaponizing.
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@leamaric he's hoping people hear "local bar" and "Florida" and think it's full of redneck gator trappers, not swishy cuban interior designers and transplant hipsters who'll tell anyone who'll listen how much they hate their state.
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@SpiritofPines honestly the worst part of recent bonds is all the bleeping hi tech nonsense and clash of eras. 100% cosign. I can't wait for AI to get good enough we can just feed it an early Ian Fleming book and have it create a period film out of it.
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@feelsdesperate can we retire the creepy marxian "sex worker" neologism and go back to prostitute?.
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@SwannMarcus89 Between the wholesome excitement of a brand new baby and the grim spectacle that is childbirth, I don't know how anyone is thinking of sex for at least a couple of months. Maybe C section couples? Still weird.
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@KILLTOPARTY Ah, the same demographic that goes absolutely nuts with resentment when 51 year old men date 20s - 30s women, yet have to craft narratives about 'male power, privilege and exploitation' instead of just being honest with themselves.
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@Harada_TEKKEN You can change it to something else. a fast food restaurant would be enough to satisfy, especially one wth black letters on a yellow sign:."Pancake Hut."."Breakfast Shack.".Grand Theft auto does this all the time, and is popular because everyone knows what they're referencing.
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@GriotDBaudelair @colton__terry @TumiTigress @Real_JimEagle @GoldbergHere In terms of 'official adoption,' was in Greece first, then possibly Armenia. Ethiopia was either 2nd or 3rd, in 300AD. Still noteworthy, and VERY early on.
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@ReviewsPossum the idea too that the xenomorphs are a 'marysue bioweapon' instead of evidence of an iceberg tip of really scary nature out in space was the biggest let down for me.
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@growing_daniel this guy unironically would jump a turnstile and feel like it meant something.
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@dissproportion I graduated a few years before, but we all lived to catch a glimpse of whale tail on the girls seated infront of us 🥵.
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@Empty_America They see this and think "who finds this peasant attractive.".Harkens back to Ben Franklin touring Paris in his backwoods bear fur coat, pure flex and pride in how off the grid and ungovernable we are. Sometimes we rule the world, but we always can catch our own fish.
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@RichardRatBoy1 "Police searching for Dyneema Washington and two males named Derclon Williams and Lyocel Brown in a Chicago mass shooting, 12 injured, no fatalities"
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@Empty_America True. Look at how post-infatuation, men turn to hobbies, nostalgia and escapism. Today, it's video games, toys, etc. In the past it was model trains, etc. Thing is, you're supposed to do that with your kids, that justifies the infantilism. and it's way more fun that way.
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@9mm_smg Found a wallet with $1400 in it, found the address using the drivers license. Guy didn't say thank you. Don't care.
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@anniodarone3 @zeethbear Right doesn't hate you. You just posted cringe. Because you didn't think hard enough about what happened on that street, and the people involved, and what it means.
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@yeahrightgirlhg True, but your opinion is obvs a sad reaction to you pushing 30 and feeling threatened by younger women. You're getting mocked because you're a 'libertarian' with face tattoos who is going church lady on something pretty benign. Many such cases.
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@KILLTOPARTY this is weirdly wholesome, in that he feels lingering guilt like he cheated on her.
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@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Despite all your rage, you're still just Eric Clapton with AIDS.
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@Serena_Partrick the only rational response from the pro pal side should be, "all that clever Hamas organization and instead of using it on military targets, they used their advantage to savage hippie girls at a party.".This isn't excusable in any form, moral or strategic.
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@mattyglesias imagine thinking voting for anyone will get you laid even a week after Election Day.
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@DisgracedProp the right was emotionally blackmailed with images of klan marches and southerners screaming at civil rights activists for 50 years until they became too meek to be disruptive. The left lionized screaming anti-nam hippies and turned loudness into ritual.
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@randontherunn Because she's normally cozy, and is pulling out the stops because her mom is watching the kids and you're going out to a nice restaurant together for the first time in a while. Takes your breath away.
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@eyeslasho He's not blowing it, he's complaining about the mic being too low. Stop being lazy and watch the whole clip. Look how how an edited clip of the Cheney comment started a news cycle they're now sheepishly backing away from.
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@larsagainjesus @DonnelVillager uh wow. Art, or any kind of labor, doesn't belong to an individual, including the artist, it belongs to the community. You're not helping yourself here by adding toxic capitalist discourse to your original fascistic one.
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@Aristos_Revenge someone needs to sponsor a display draped in a confederate flag and see what happens.
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@eigenrobot He blocked me for gently suggesting he comment on this man in a nicely cut suit with a neon green purse instead of mocking Trump wearing a work vest.
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@thenanistate He loved traditional high-trust America, and used its inherent innocence as a device to show how it could be vulnerable to evil. The contrast makes everything more disturbing.
This completely tired shitlib take is as clueless as seeing "The Exorcist" and thinking the point was, "Kids aren't as cute and innocent as we think," that it was a 'deconstruction' of childhood.
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@FoxfordComics leatherface actually was trans. We see him putting on makeup and a dress and apron in TCM way back in the 70s. Based on ed gein, who'd dance around in a woman's skin mask and a partial body costume sewn together from elderly women he dug up. Is that who they mean?.
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@revenant_MMXX "I only married you because you came up on google when I was searching for him and you have the same name".
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@Philonous @RichardHanania language, religion, environment, food, culture, humor, sympathy. to name a few. Why on earth should they go anywhere BUT Arab states?.
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@atrupar @Bobisheretohelp it's almost 2025, you don't have to play this dumb culty game anymore. The emperor isn't wearing clothes, Aaron.
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@ipeeinthebath @sailaunderscore I don't think I've ever seen the cucks at r/askhistorians shut down something so quickly, tbh.
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@butt_watermelon if we lose, they'll come back, their moment was dancing between the raindrops of heavily censored twitter.
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@anniodarone3 She did nothing to save her man, didn't even comfort him on the ground, and refused to give a description of the killer to the police because ACAB. The man himself went on rants celebrating the deaths of others for political reasons. Your 'humanity' is an illusion, a liability.
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@ScottsScr0te @SwannMarcus89 You're intimately lying in bed with the baby between you while she breast feeds thinking about your future together, feeling like time has stopped, I don't know how much more 'intimate' that could to be. Not every moment in life needs to be punctuated by an orgasm.
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@whstancil Sounds an awful lot like you're saying there's a genetic requirement for enchiladas. You should check out a guy called Steve Sailer, he has some interesting theories on this type of thing.
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