☆✨ Rob ✨ ☆
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I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.
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#YouAreSoUnqualified
to give anybody a lesson in genetics. I guess, in fairness, it is possible that he had a dope-ass pair of pants.
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I’ve gotta go to bed, folks. Thanks for giving my tweet love. I’ll try to catch up on follow back tomorrow. Goodnight!
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Hulu needs to break into the Netflix and chill market. I think they should form an alliance with Astroglide and start shipping out HuLube with each monthly subscription.
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@AZgraceJMC
I’m just trying to keep up. My previous record for most likes on a tweet was like 8. 😁
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Thanks everybody for the kind words. I had to shut down comments on this because it started picking up some political trollery and I don’t have time today to comb through this and get rid of those. ✌️
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New Doc Marten Day!! Woot! Yes, they are green. Because you know what? I like green!!!
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@om_eye_goodness
@AbleLikes
My son used to push chairs around to get at the frozen McCain Smiles in the freezer. He loved munching them frozen. Probably one of those chemicals is why he’s so smart today.
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I’m laying on the couch and I want some grapes. I’ve been trying to use The Force for like 45 minutes, but I can’t even open the fridge. Fuck you, Obi Wan. This Jedi crap is bullshit.
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#WhatTheHellIsTheWorldComingTo
?
We’ve got actual Batman villains in positions of extreme power. Probably keeps his house freezing cold. Waah wah wah wah wah!
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Everybody send some good vibes for Snickers. He’s in the cat ER. Not sure what’s wrong yet, but he’s definitely not feeling good at all.
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So surgery tonight. It is stupid appendicitis. Boo!
If you’re sitting in the ER waiting room with symptoms of acute appendicitis, and you have to wait for hours to get a CT scan, they should give you one of those fentanyl lolly pops and hook you up with some Scooby Doo on the tv.
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@ruschmills
It’s weird. I didn’t expect anyone to see the original tweet, let alone the two companies. It was just a random thought thrown into the void.
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@pitchmyWalkman
I am over educated, so scholar is covered, but nobody has ever accused me of being a gentleman before 🤔
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My son, who previously believed that he sucked at art, just showed me a pretty kickass battle rat that he drew.
I love watching the kids discover things that they like to do 😁
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My daughter made a snail teapot in her ceramics class. I think it’s the most wonderfulest teapot ever.
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My son, who told me he thought he sucked at drawing a few weeks ago, showed me this samurai guy he drew. We had a long talk about how just because you’re not instantly good at something doesn’t mean you’re bad at it. Skills take practice. He kind of ran with that advice.
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#SchoolSuppliesFor2020
Get it while the getting is good. Shutdown 2 - Electric Bugaloo is coming
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My daughter just got her acceptance letter to University of Illinois - Chicago!!! I got some pretty big dad prouds going on. She needed a win, too. She really wanted to go to this school because they have a really good social work program.
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@TheaLanden
@greek_heanen
The smell tomatoes have when they’re just off the vine. My grandma used to grow them all the time and the smell reminds me of her.
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I talk a lot of smack for a guy who arranges his Fiestaware so that the colors are in the proper order based on their position on the electromagnetic spectrum.
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My blue octopus teapot arrived 😁 I have decided that his name is Reggie and he lives on my bookshelves.
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@jverona77
My kids called blueberries “the bluebs.” The term still exists in our household lexicon.
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I’ve had this on my calendar for a little while now.... 3000 days sober today. Yay!
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#CaptainKirkNeverSaid
“Bones!!.... Dammit, man! We live in an enclosed space. Eat that broccoli and cheddar bullshit when you’re on shore leave!”
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I needed my office chair, but Dave was sitting in it. I gave him a quick ride before I booted him so he didn’t feel ripped off.
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My daughter went on my evening nature walk with me tonight. She’s leaving for college in the fall 😭 so I gotta enjoy her company while I can. Thankfully, she’ll only be an hour away. I’ll put some stuff we saw under this post.
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Snickers says, “hello.” He’s hanging out on Pride Rock (the top of the book shelves) right now.
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@herotimeszero
Suck start a leaf blower and be able to blow enough hot wind to start a snow removal company.
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My son just came in from walking home from school. He's 15 and a tough guy, but I said, "Hey bud, can I make you some hot cocoa?" He's in the kitchen slurping it like he's still 4 🥰
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@SGFansUnited
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@GateWorld
@atlantistvru
@MrMarioNeo
@dickson_kieran
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@Elli_Gall
@DanielSRashid
@RobBigdog8111
I made something similar. No more scooping for me.
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@herotimeszero
I was part of the clinical trial for the Pfizer vaccine and have had 7 shots total. No worries. The average person (of which I am a member of the cohort) should be more terrified about the health effects of their diet rather than the vaccine.
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@LukeStuckmeyer
@Cubs
@whitesox
Put them all on the field and let two captains choose teams grade school-style. The teams should be called The Deep Dish and The Hotdogs
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You've heard of the Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of......
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If you’re sitting in the ER waiting room with symptoms of acute appendicitis, and you have to wait for hours to get a CT scan, they should give you one of those fentanyl lolly pops and hook you up with some Scooby Doo on the tv.
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Hi
@SuanneBraun
&
@cliffmsimon
- You two are my favorite
#stargate
baddies and I had some time tonight to work on my graphic arts skills so I made a poster that features both of your characters. Enjoy 🙂
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@ThatEricAlper
@saylahachey
When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When everybody in there yells, "POLO!!!!", I know my coffee is ready.
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#CantConvinceMeThat
the logo on a Dodge Viper is some kind of snake. It’s clearly Daffy Duck.
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All three of them sitting together makes me uneasy. They’re planning something.
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Why, hello there, Snickeroo. I see that you’re sitting with your favorite person in the whole universe.
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Ukrainian Battle Cat. He's going to go fuck some shit up. If I had a cat that made a face like that I would name him "FindOut"
I swear, the upcoming Nobel Peace Prize better go to the Ukrainian people. And their cats! ❤️🇺🇦❤️
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My daughter was a vampire last night. That sounds like something Billy Corgan might say.
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I think she’s mad at me. She won’t tell me what I did wrong, though.
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My daughter doodled while she was on the phone. Must have been an interesting convo.
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It's official. August 12th is
@LocalH
Day in
#Grayslake
. We have altered the town smokestack accordingly.
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I hadn’t seen or really talked to my younger brother in more than 10 years, but I reconnected with him on Thursday. It was under the worst possible circumstances, but I guess there’s always a silver lining.
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@StargateNow
O’Neill (by a slim margin - I liked all of them) on SG-1. RDA put just the right amount of humor in the character.
McKay on Atlantis. That character could have been a 1 dimensional ass and David Hewlett made him human and lovable. DH is underrated and should be in more stuff.
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It has just turned December 2nd where I am and I am now 11 years sober. WooHoo!!!
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#HowIGot86d
- our company picnic was at a forest preserve. They had some canoes. I brought bath salts.
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@tasha032218
I knew a guy in high school who had 5 brothers, his dad, and his grandfather all under the same roof. All of them were named Juan. When you called his house, his grandmother would answer the phone and it went something like this:
Me: Uh.. Hi. Is Juan home?
G: Juan? Which Juan?
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I took a nap and the kids did this while I was sleeping 🥰
This is all the Christmas I had energy for this year. I’m trying to give myself permission to be ok with that. My teenagers tell me they are totally fine with it. They went through the same 7 years I did, so they get it.
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It’s officially December 2, 2022 which means that I have been sober for 10 years now. WooHoo! Double digits!
If you’re out there struggling with sobriety and need a kind word or a “you got this”, hit me up. Sometimes little things can help keep you on the rails.
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I know damn well that when she does this, she is making motorcycle noises in her head.
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@PrairiePhlox
A Midsummer Night’s Dream. What made it awesome was the teacher broke down the language for us and pointed out why it was clever. I would not have appreciated 90% of it without the hand holding when I was a HS student.
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We’re having a thunderstorm. In Chicago. In late December. Nothing weird here. Usually this time of year the temperature is 1. Maybe 2.
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@theliamnissan
I refuse to watch it. You can’t just unswayzinate something and expect it to still be good.
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I'd like to be an owl for a while. Except for the eating mice part. I'd like to be an owl that eats deep dish pizza for a while.
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