me when i’m a very intelligent person and am tied to a pole in a room full of fire with bombs around my neck: yes i’ll call the guy trying to kill me a clown this is an intelligent decision
there’s just something about characters beating the shit out of each other while classical music plays in the background that is actually so personal for me
victor and eli… are not real!!!! you need to wake up!!! there is no villains 3!!!! you have been in a coma for five years!! please come back your family misses you please there is no villains duology i am your wife i need you to wake up please the kids miss you please
there lived a certain man 🧔🏻 in russia 🇷🇺 long ago 🔙 he was big ⬆️ and strong 💪 in his eyes 👁 a flaming glow 🔥 most people looked 👀 at him with terror 😱 and fear 😰 but to moscow chicks 👯♀️ he was such a lovely dear 💝 he could preach 🗣 the bible ✝️ like a preacher 🗣 full
in the villains verse i like to think eli is a really prevalent serial killer and true crime youtubers talk about all the different murders he did while doing their makeup
the main reason i’ll never read tsh is because i will absolutely never be able to differentiate between three characters named charles, richard and henry thats just the same name three times
no one:
not a single soul:
alina: god zoya is so sexy i hate her so much she’s so attractive what a wretch look at her luxurious black hair and gorgeous blue kefta i wish she would just date me i mean just die
everyday i see people on tiktok like “why aren’t the villains the main character 😩” and “omg imagine a story where the hero is actually the bad guy” just read vicious u silly bitches
all for the game
the mafia play a made up sports together, neil is on the run but for some reason stops to play the mafia sport. kevin is not the love interest and andrew and aaron are two different people. someone is a superstar, i’m confused
saying that inej is “not like other girls” despite everything she went through and then deciding to use her prize money to literally rescue and support other girls from going through what she went through is not the hot take u think it is
yall getting angry at the wrong thing bc watching this made my blood boil. who are you calling not like other girls? it ain't inej ghafa that's for sure
if any of these r ur triggers then fair enough! don’t read the book! but books like game of thrones contain similar triggers but apparently there’s no problem there