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Aren't we all just antibodies on the internet? Searching for a way to describe mountain biking that is as aesthetic as the word 'cycling'

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@VeloMontaigne
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4 years
Nowhere man, the world is at your command [But] he's as blind as he can be Just sees what he wants to see Nowhere man, can you see me at all?
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@VeloMontaigne
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Ezra Klein, once the main character of liberalism, has lost the mandate of heaven to diversicrats. What an amazing exchange >behold our plans to force TSMC use female pipefitters and millwrights and provide them childcare >how will this help us build more chip fabs >chip fabs?
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@_nomadic_soul With your demonstrated inability to grasp stats I'd be terrified of having you as a leader in anything
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@HannahDCox There are loads of lonely PhDs I have yet to meet a lonely drug dealer
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shot, chaser(s) astounding
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the most banal part of the interview is what really triggers the lefties
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Jesus fucking Christ…
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@VeloMontaigne
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3 years
Alright here's a thread I've been sitting on a while It's a meme at this point that the humanities are rotten, and that the soft sciences have a replication crisis but most on the outside don't realize how even hardest sciences are crumbling facades playing a game of telephone
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3 years
OK you ask for it, you get it. This will be Academia is Stupid Part I: Research Almost all humanities & social sciences research in the Anglophone world happens at an extremely elementary level, and is to a large degree repetitive, unoriginal, or wrong.
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@VeloMontaigne
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2 years
>that startling realization when your entire political moobment exists so that Yarvin can slay arthoe poon
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Mr Klein is ofc wrong that this problem is "too much everything bagel" the correct diagnosis is that the only remaining purpose of the lib project is to secure sinecures for wahmen and minorities (ideally that platonic ideal bleck afro wahman). everything else is excuses
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@8EyedEel >all negro updates apply to france too
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3 years
This is why California has all those things right? We *have* uncontested Blue rule is parts of the country, and it looks like poop in the streets, typhoid epidemics and the gini coefficient of a third world country.
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>repoasts Lewontins fallacy OH NO NO NO NO
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@Emanci_Payte @gelliottmorris good boi points if he collects enuf of them his wife lets him watch
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Why do they always name themselves? Certainly no VA soccer moms were saying this.
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At the heart of the CRT narrative is so-called "Jewish Bolshevism," or the conspiracy theory that Jews and Communists are secretly eroding civil society in order to overthrow nations like America. This racist, baseless idea has been active for a long, long time. 5/
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@cubsjaw Actually no, this one
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this really bothers me tbh Obama won on "Hope and Change" whereas Trump had "Immigration, Trade, and No More Foreign Wars" yet the later is considered by respectable outlets a blowhard personality cult
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@L0m3z theres a grain of truth, but the examples are poor and misrepresented e.g. 1619 was so bad that *even* trotskyists were upset with it, not leaders the last line is particularly irritating since Trump's 2016 campaign was the most cogent policy focused platform in modern politics
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3 years
GOP stop it. Get some help. Who does this appeal to? We have a fucking parody instead of a right wing party in this country.
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Jenna Ellis
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Not trans enough for you, Charlotte? You claim to be a champion of every LGBTQetc person, but when they don’t follow your political agenda, you’re just a huge bigot. I’ll give this to Jenner — the campaign is showing how non-inclusive and intolerant the leftists really are.
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@seanw_m >both initials in gold >on a plaque >above the giant stairwell columns >all this ghey millennial can do about it is talk in that snark voice yeak I'm thinking this is @DudespostingWs
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Tomorrow: International Men's Day (Nov 19)
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What Millenials read growing up: there is [society] bound by [strange traditions]. it works after a fashion, but it's stagnant and dying. the heroine (nearly always a she) discovers some coming cataclysm the elders have failed to foresee. She must save the society by changing it
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4 years
Ok anybody ostensibly on our side who shit-talks Tucker, bow down and take the L
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After the ADL called on Fox News to fire Tucker Carlson after his segment last week on demographic change and political power in America, Tucker points out that the ADL made the same argument that he did when it came to Arabs in Israel.
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@EricSmallman3 @0x49fa98 they wont work you will never get "enuf" femael pipefitters and millwrights, and no one who has ever worked with union trades in an industrial setting has ever thought let alone said "we need more women doing these jobs" at best paper woman owner at worst project shut down
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@RoyalEndeavour It's even funnier where in 2 panels it goes to suicide bombs, because that's the only way they could think up to smear these positions, despite the complete lack of connection to the ideas
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this response cracks me up the most
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ive yet to meet a guy who wants to choke a woman during sex everyone's story is: her: choke me him: I mean, I fucking guess? this is wierd
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@DissidentSoaps >32 shot >4 killed
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@____worldtour i doubt this is real info is too identifiable (where the degrees are from etc.) for someone to post in this cadence ("negroids"). id expect more of a Damore register
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4 years
@vylpill As with everything, there's a stonetoss for it
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@GPrime85 Four black teens *did* livestream themselves torturing a metally disable white teenager not that long ago Have we all forgotten about this?
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@KeepNHGranite Don't worry about the insane replies here on twitter. Twitter is about as blue as Vermont. Keep fighting the good fight. Upwards of 60% of Americans stand behind you.
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@4chanGreentxts Dudes poasting Ws right here
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@BreastMilkEnjyr still cant get over the fact that this imagery was pumped into boomer tvs across the country
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@J4ck0ffPlan3 if this was real it would fix zoomers as a generation almost Kirsten Dunst tier
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4 years
May I interest you in the change in fertility rates from gen x to millenial women in the west?
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The people’s genocide.
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@apex_simmaps "If you see it, it's for you"
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Great they get creepy nondescript drug ads on the telly too now >this doesn't effect you! >two consenting adults in the bedroom
@ConceptualJames
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What fresh hell is this hormone suppression for kids ad on YouTube? "Childhood uninterrupted"? That's some groomer language.
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3 years
Most astroturfed shit ever Tell us, who is paying you?
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Gourmet grub: The Brood X cicadas are now the buzziest food trend
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@EricRichards22 we all know its about the filtering effect of the membership carts returned, everytime
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@AguyNamedCaleb Multicultural white supremacy
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Damn, reading this between the lines suggests Calvill put in a herculean effort to try and save that dumpster fire of a show
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@Aristos_Revenge @SSkanderbeu Oh he's more than a 40K fan
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@ScienceMagazine thank you lads surely then your next article is going to be that green and red dont exist because of the continuous variation between them?
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Why do people hate going to have their car fixed? Because experts can and do lie to the detriment of those they are advising Doctors ain't better at this than mechanics - they recommend a staggering amount of unecessary procedures, and medical error is a top cause of death
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@DailyCaller This isn’t the correct argument. The problem is that everyone thinks they can do some googling to become an expert. Fact check: experts are experts because they are highly trained and *experienced*, not because they “read somethings on the interwebs”
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Was listening to the public classical music station and it served up the perfect example of how deeply embedded the progressive egregore is it just touches every facet of life
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@AnechoicMedia_ this monologue is genuinely hilarious a laundry list of "societal expectations" that women obsess over but men have never given a shit about and dont expect from women female intrasexual competition confused for rah rah smash the patriarchy
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mind you this is some trust fund baby who parties with goldsman sachs k!k3s but how dare her mom want citizens to have enuf baby formula
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@eugyppius1 o hey its the mysterious cell phone footage of people collapsing in china again why? and why now?
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@kwamurai Somebody please make Tucker read this on air
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Is it any wonder they are turning out the way they are? My question: is there any such novel that takes the formula and applies Chesterton's Fence to it? The traditions exist for reasons the heroine doesn't understand and she realizes the ancestors were wiser than she thought?
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@trash_ebooks >"advice" by Jessica Stoya >American pornographic actress lol, lmao
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Maus, Persepolis and Their Eyes Were Watching God were all required reading in highschool at some point depending on the particular curriculum year This was like 15 years ago
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A few banned books in Judy Blume’s Key West bookstore x
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@viridator @fryan_bry >letting *her* watch it big oof bro
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@SaladBarFan bro neither understands what an IQ "test" is (its not an exam for a class lol) nor the central limit theorem and z-scores apparently btw he has exactly one first author paper from 10 years ago, lmao
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>teenagers lmao that explains everything
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Based on the description from the radio I am now a Florence Price denier no such person ever existed lmao >name ONE girlbawss composer, let alona black one >american slaves were from west Africa >Ethiopia was known as Abyssinia or Somaliland at the time
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@ADA_rules
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@MogTheUrbanite @offtheraiIs >listen to us moan about the problem we are creating chutzpah
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@MogTheUrbanite Even today, bluechecks with tens of thousands of followers get mogged and ratio'd by rw anons with like 500 Almost all the "real" people on the internet engage in our circles
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@jollier_raptor >why yes, we *are* trying to slow our fall from the civilizational collapse cliff with a parachute thanks for noticing!
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@wolvesarecool_ @Maarblek >uhm it like guns that cause murder yes, illegal handguns, held by N
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@stone_toss I weep for the potential classics like pic related that future generations will be deprived of.
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@_nomadic_soul *yawn* perception of taller and stronger are almost always tail phenomenon (basketball players and powerlifters) use real numbers btw. its mostly variance that drives tail phenomenon
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yep he's all in
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@knrd_z its even funnier than that we make mountains out of certain molehills (edgy jokes) only to wave aside actual catastrophic mistakes (the 20s of every modern wahmen)
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@BrianMarvtbh @soggybread27 @todorxdd1 @lporiginalg (G) ee wilikers, this is really a symptom of systemic racism
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@EricRichards22 >currently in a downtrend >yeah its just gonna reverse and go exponential yo LMAO
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@MrPumpkinFace1 Because they think the existence of rare genetic disorders such as klinefelters (XXY) or complete androgen insensitivity syndrome (XY but female externally w/ no uterus) which have debilitating life long effects and generally result in sterility is an own
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@c_slyme extraordinary how did she manage to avoid pushback for so long usenet was known for being gruff
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Every field has its common error which invalidates large swathes of the literature Often times it's been around so long that the next generation of students don't even realize it But we play this game of gelman amnesia where we pretend the rest is ok
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This is the take away moment desu. Look at how he tears up and barely contains his emotion when he describes front page publications in Science (!!) making as basic an error as measuring cross products when the constituents are parallel
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@imzakelwin it is the load bearing axiom under which all other goals must be subsumed
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Average American: I am against the agenda of the billionaire financier class J00s: immediately recoil in horror and say its a canard Methinks the lady doth protesy too much
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@0x49fa98 They want to do this to 13 year olds...
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@Partisan_O "my most controversial opinion is that yours isn't controversial at all"
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this is what I want to leave you with I was TAing a class on XPS and had a grad student come up to the prof after the literature reading assignment on this topic "I've had papers published in top ACS journals using the AdC indexing and had no idea!" its all a game of telephone
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Apparently kerfuffles in the Holy Land are nuking my TL and everyone is required to have a take. Here is my modest proposal:
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@CityBureaucrat That headline picture is a masterful bit of propaganda White victim in nice clothes Haven Monahan style front and center (though smaller than shooter pic for plausible deniability) "Rich kid" tagline "Bullied for clothes, nice car" They knew exactly what they were doing
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@GathererSkull bro that's a crackhouse bathroom I know it smell crazy in there
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@dopaminedrunk @LandsharkRides super male vitality at werk
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@AlainnFocail @juleslipoff @pacdude >Weronika Jachimowicz somewhere Polish Babcia is crying in church and praying another rosary
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@ElectronNightm1 @GraduatedBen I cant believe such an extremely straightforward take could be so beguiling
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Your new chief commissar
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@saturnine_grace
Jorge of the Wired 🇵🇸 🇦🇲
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@reaxnaryanime yeah using federal power to destroy segregation was good, sorry
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>once made they're already there gonna press x to doubt on that one chief have you tried looking for an old tweet recently? let alone an old forum poast and the search engines keep getting (deliberately) worse
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@st8linexer @ExpatAftermath given their inability to react effectively and in a timely manner they govt definitely did NOT anticipate or forsee this move
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It's titled "Ethiopia's Shadow in America" and it's about the "dignified tragedy of the pious man brought to America as a slave" oh and btw Price was black oh and btw it was never performed in her lifetime and you are hearing the first symphonic performance done just now in 2021
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@Victordimitro85 >51 likely age gap thing. zoomies are fucked
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Average American: I think Hollywood liberals are out-of-touch, undeservedly haughty and self righteous, and deserve to be taken down a peg J00s: begin foaming at the mouth
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This is evil
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You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy
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Purest expression of the euphemism treadmill at work I've ever seen
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PSA: I would like to clarify, I have been corrected this is Lewtonin's second fallacy. referred to by some as his "bait and switch" thanks, keep keepin on
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the end result is that people are assigning compounds to peaks with maybe 0.1 eV of separation when their reference could have 1 eV of error or more 10x more error than resolution it's all wrong, in the most misleading possible way confirmation bias all the way down
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@RAZ0RFIST They deserve to feel fear of their constituents
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they introduce a composer who is being recently re-examined Florence Price is an American composer born in the late 1800s who just has that "sweet upbeat southern dixie charm" none of that "angst" of the "dour Austro-Germanic [whyte men]" then they introduce the track and lmao
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there was a great thread with numbers from iirc either @cumlasagna1 or @UndeadOdalisque showing pretty conclusively that men dont like dominance theater. its a sick arms race were trapped in
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@bradbelafonte @ZaidJilani I remember that article! She complained about the oppressive patriarchal nature... of the dudes who *helped* her!
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