Josh Mathews
@VandalHeart_
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Office Manager @InsertCoinTees 👾 | Gaming | Horror | Wrestling | Pop Punk & Metal | All views are my own.
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@machinegunkelly
Wouldn’t worry about it mate,
Corey Taylor has done and will continue to do more for the music industry than you ever will.
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This is a scarily accurate representation of my time at GAME.
The higher ups were all utter bellends.
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Had someone unmatch with me on Bumble as she said
“Playing games at 36 is pretty lame, you should sort it out”
Ok cool, you sound fun.
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Annual reminder:
As we are leading up to Christmas,
Please be kind to retail staff.
It’s not their fault that the certain item you want is out of stock, they are not hiding more “out the back”
They do not set the prices.
They don’t want to hear your shit.
Don’t be a dick.
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Women only want one thing....
And that’s perfectly fine.
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I can’t believe that this game and all of its DLC is on the cartridge.
Fucking insane.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?
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Me going about my business trying to have a good day.
My brain:
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The customer is always right.
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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I had a girlfriend once that left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
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Nobody likes you when you’re 37.
Or whatever Blink 182 said.
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Scalpers really are the scum of the universe aren’t they.
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It’s never ok to attempt to “body shame” people.
Nothing wrong with the person in the image.
However the person tweeting, is a massive cunt.
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Customer just asked me if I think the new Call of duty will be any good...
I said that I’m the wrong person to ask as I really don’t like COD..
Then he asked what I play..
Said anything that isn’t COD or battle royale...
His reply:
“You can’t be left with much to play then”
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Yearly reminder for my fellow anxiety / depression med takers ☀️
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Someone on Tinder said to me:
“You’re not very good at this are you?”
To which I replied:
“If I was any good at talking to women I wouldn’t be on Tinder”
They instantly unmatched with me. 🤌🏻
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I own a mirror.
Men of Twitter, what's stopping you dressing like this?
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Yes, because the audio mixing in the last 5-10 years has been dreadful.
Speaking part:
“What did they say… can’t hear a word they are saying, let me turn it up”
Non speaking part:
“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TURN IT DOWN”
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Just got my first:
“You’ve fucking ruined my son’s Christmas”
All because they failed to preorder a PS5.
Getting them complaints in early.
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Girls don’t like boys,
Girls like Pedro Pascal and Hello Kitty.
Or whatever Good Charlotte said.
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Me losing followers after calling the Tories and Reform cunts.
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So, not told you lot.
But I somehow managed to get a girlfriend…
I know, I don’t believe it either!
She’s lovely, we haven’t taken a picture together yet…. So here’s some crazy mad photoshop skills by her.
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Being a cunt is a choice.
Andrew Tate chooses to be a cunt every day.
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People that work in retail don’t get paid enough to put up with your shit.
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Social media is fake so here are some things that u get judged for and I’m trying to accept about myself at 36
- Still live at home
- Ongoing depression & anxiety
- Can not drive
- Never been abroad
- Very few IRL friends as can’t commit to plans due to anxiety.
social media is fake so here are some things i’m trying to accept about myself at 28
- bad with money
- seeing a therapist to cope with OCD
- body image issues; all or nothing attitude with diet
- lost friendships during a depression in 2022-23
- lazy with goals
- reactive asf
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Yoooo
Hikaru Shida is wearing one of our jackets!?
I might be marking the hell out!!!
Thanks for the support
@shidahikaru
🫶🏻
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As of the start of next year I have a new job!!
I can’t tell you how excited I am!!!!
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Just had my first customer trying to bring back Sekiro because it was too hard....
“It doesn’t tell you what to do”
“I keep dying”
“It’s shit”
Ah ok then mate. Nice one.
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If you’re out shopping today just realise one thing.
Every retail worker thinks you’re a cunt.
Enjoy.
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There may be…. a better solution to this…
Hear me out, it’s wild thinking.
Make guns illegal?
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Just don’t be a racist or homophobic.
It’s really easy actually.
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Just a reminder to not be a complete dick to retail staff this week.
They deal with enough bullshit all year round, they don’t need extra twatty people shouting at them for something they can’t control.
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Been tough keeping this a secret 👀
New
@LifeIsStrange
Double Exposure Collection Coming Soon…
We are very proud to announce that we are teaming up with our friends at
@SquareEnix
and
@DeckNineGames
to create a very special collection for Max Caulfield’s upcoming adventure.
Keep ‘em peeled for more news soon…
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I used to be someone that was really bothered about how many followers I had...
But now I know it’s all about quality not quantity.
So, anyone that is reading this.
You’re fucking awesome.
Cheers.
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Had a couple of comments the other day from someone saying I buy a lot of games and crap.
Kind of like slightly judging me…
What I do with my money is my business.
I don’t drink.
I don’t smoke.
I don’t do drugs.
I don’t go out.
So most of my money goes on games and “crap”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this.
But if you voted Conservative.
You’re a cunt.
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Watching the Owen Hart Dark side of the ring episode...
Don’t think I’m ready....
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The emotional whiplash of ordering something new and exciting online only to find out that Evri are delivering it.
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I’ve spoken to / overheard so many people saying that they are abusing the Sunflower Lanyard just so they don’t have to wear a mask.
And to all of you people I just want to say,
You are Scum.
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I know you all saw my games side of the room.
Here is part of my movies side of the wall...
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If you’re able to relax at home wearing jeans…
You may in fact be a serial killer.
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Apparently I’ve ended up on Facebook for a tweet I made…
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Had a tiny tidy up of my shelves today....
Running out of room quite quickly now.
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Andrew Tate is a complete prick and is getting what he deserves.
If that makes you mad, unfollow me.
Cheers!
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Everyone getting excited about their
#PS5
getting dispatched!!
The Hermes driver delivering it:
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Hermes changing there name to Evri…
Because there’s Evri chance you will never see your package.
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Always looking for new and awesome mutuals!
Drop a follow if you like:
🎮 Gaming
👻 Horror
🤘🏻 Metal, Pop Punk & Heavy rock music
🤼♂️ Wrestling
🎃Tattoos
👾 Pretty much anything nerdy
RT’s appreciated 🫶🏻
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So Boris has said if people don’t follow the rules, stricter restrictions will be put in place.....
Well that’s us fucked then.
Because the only reason we are back to this stage is because selfish cunts were having gatherings and jolly ups down the beach / parks.
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If any of you get a DM from me about tinned meat.
Don't open it!
It's spam.
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This is a reminder to treat retail staff with respect.
It’s going to be extremely busy when lockdown ends..
And it will be absolute hell for all staff.
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Feeling extremely anxious about shops reopening on Monday.
Honestly think the country isn’t ready for it yet, we are a long way off.
And if you think people will accept and stick to social distancing in stores than you’ve not worked in retail before....
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Injecting yourself with bleach will clear that right up buddy.
Tonight,
@FLOTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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Who the fuck can afford to save £150 a week!?
I can do £1.50 a week
At the start of 2019 I decided to put away £150 every Friday, this is the result
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“Oh isn’t it awful they make you work Boxing Day”
Why yes Linda it is, but it’s people like you who come shopping on Boxing Day that make us open.
Fucking, Linda.
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@_JIMBO55
When did refugees start owning the energy companies and start charging you more?
Mad if true.
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Love the customers that say:
“Controllers are so badly made aren’t they, they only last like a couple of months, I’m on my 5th one in a year”
No mate. You just treat them like shit and don’t look after them properly.
We get the same convo with headsets too....
LOOK AFTER IT!
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Clocks go back every year.
Everyone in the UK at the same time in shock that it gets dark at 5pm:
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Love seeing so many people unite through Akira Toriyama.
He impacted so many lives.
Dragon Ball was always a big part of my life growing up (And still to this day)
Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time still gives me goosebumps.
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Just dawned on me…
I got a hot new girlfriend AND a kickass new job within a month.
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So I’ve been talking to this girl for a month or so,
We’ve been getting on amazingly well, have so much in common. Were actually talking about being together as we liked each other so much...
Just found out she has a new boyfriend.
Happy new year.
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