Uqbah, CFR
@Uqbah__
Followers
1,463
Following
931
Media
139
Statuses
48,258
cosplaying. you cannot put me in your box.
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Errejón
• 504156 Tweets
علي محمد
• 236017 Tweets
LINGORM MAJOR FANDOM
• 190920 Tweets
#ALNST
• 124320 Tweets
Ivan
• 102764 Tweets
期日前投票
• 102325 Tweets
Luka
• 89006 Tweets
علي النبي
• 71057 Tweets
JD WITH ISSEY MIYAKE
• 46073 Tweets
Hayırlı Cumalar
• 44975 Tweets
Durk
• 40572 Tweets
セブン社長
• 30209 Tweets
#يوم_الجمعه
• 29232 Tweets
Blink Gone
• 28820 Tweets
下請法違反
• 28619 Tweets
Mizi
• 19261 Tweets
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
• 17554 Tweets
悪役令嬢の中の人
• 15214 Tweets
結城さく
• 13289 Tweets
Being a Muslim is the greatest honor of my life. Literally nothing will/can change that.
Finito.
57
730
2K
I actually don turn lawyer o🤣🤣🤣🤣. It is voluminous and hefty!
123
393
2K
Mikel is the only player who represented Nigeria at every level, played hours after his father was kidnapped (IN Nigeria), fell out with his club because he was playing for his country, the etc could go on and on.
But then again, it’s you. Na your way.
Come and play for Nigeria even though you really do not feel Nigerian yet. Says an ex Nigerian footballer who was born and raised in Nigeria but sounds very British and never spoke to Nigerian journalists except white journalist in his active days. 😂😂😂😂😂Imagine he was born
847
237
870
8
230
490
After 8 hot years in 2 faculties, my watch as an undergraduate is finally over. Today’s my convocation and I couldn’t be prouder of myself, man!🥶. LLB (Hons), UNILAG in the pouch💀. Up next; Call to bar. We pinnnn📌📌📌📌📌
23
42
371
Today, after yearsssss, I finally am a member of the largest bar in Africa!!📌📌
I could go on and on, but I don transition, run my coins if you want to hear me😂
Reintroducing: U.O Luqman-Balogun, Esq. Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria!!!!💥🫡🫡
18
46
349
Proudest moment for me still has to be that ‘you may now put on your wigs’ time. Felt like the world was on my shoulders😂
Congratulations to those who are going to be called this week. You guys deserve it to the end. Not an easy feat at all.
2
32
267
Luqman-Balogun U.O. Barrister and solicitor of the Supreme Court of the federal republic of Nigeria😭💥. What a damn ride, man!!!!!!! I’m a fokin lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This phase MUST end very well. It really must, Insha Allah. One can’t even catch a break, Ahn Ahn.
1
3
9
34
43
247
Honored to have been part of
@hildabacicooks
’s attempt to break and set a new
@GWR
for the longest cooking time in
#100hours
by an individual as Judge/Adjudicator.
Now, we wait for
@GWR
’s decision.
Thoroughly enjoyed the experience🤭 ❤️🫶🏼.
#Hildabaccicookathon
#GoHildaGo
19
41
165
‘I hope I get this job soon’
Whereas, offer later don dey marinate for inbox.
3 market days later, e maa wa quote e pelu ‘God did’ 😂😂🤣🤣
Eyin niyen, oloun niyen.
13
31
95
Till very recently, UNILAG Law was the only faculty in Nigeria with full accreditation. Other faculties had partial or provisional accreditation lol.
It’s just a dress code, my dear. It doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme.
@nimiedimeh
I love how law school humbles them eventually. Rubbish .
One girl in my group complained everyday and I laughed everyday.
6
2
39
2
28
92
Thinking about it again, walai I’d keep my job.
Some of us don’t really care about changing the world that much, nor aim to be the next Einstein or any of those other things. Give me solid bucks, I’d find fulfillment and stimulation elsewhere lmaooo.
My friend is in a dilemma
His current job pays about 700k however he basically does nothing. His brain isn’t tasked. He just does routinal admin work
He has an offer with a lower pay. 500k. However with crazy learning opportunity. Intellectual stimulation.
His concern is
589
411
3K
9
26
89
50 likes and I’ll recreate sharp 👍🏼
9
7
74
🌚👀
12. Quote this tweet with your call to bar pictures.
1
7
26
12
15
72
Lawyers;
Aapparently, the 4 teenagers who hijacked the plane in ‘93 are still alive and from a recent video, it appears as if they weren’t contacted by Netflix for the movie adaptation of that incident.
Does the law provide any remedy for them? Can they institute any action?
10
20
73
May almighty Allah forgive Abass of his sins, make the grave a comfort for him and grant him jannah.
14
23
64
My own is that I’ve been here long enough to know that whatever it is that you’re doing that makes you not to be a ‘darling’ on this app particularly, is almost always the right thing.
An app where many can’t even have independent opinions lmaoo.
They should eat their tag.
It's a crazy tag tbh.
If a random person says "That twitter lawyer is the dumbest lawyer of all lawyers". Everyone will suddenly know the person.
It's one hell of a crazy tag tbh.
54
223
746
2
37
66
Soo happy for these guys mehn. I can imagine the relief.
For those who didn’t make it yet, it doesn’t define you, your ability and what you’ll achieve. The sky is very big for everyone. Chin up, guys. You’ve got this!❤️
1
39
61
These insane men must believe that Nigeria revolves around their unfortunate asses. If you’re so concerned about the anthem you grew up with 50 years ago, what about replicating the education, free meals, scholarships etc you fools enjoyed 50 years ago as well.
Afofungbemus.
We Thank President Bola Tinubu For Bringing Back The National Anthem We Grew Up With
For the young ones, by the time you sit down and read it line by line and word by word, you will see why it is very important for Nigeria to revisit its former National Anthem. If we can follow
2K
364
876
2
34
58
We’re all the same, all chameleons.
The ones who didn’t support tinubu were on secondment and simply acted as spies.
Next time, don’t discriminate. Pack all of us together😌😌😙
Never you trust Yoruba in this life, they are chameleons, but some of them are good shaa
182
17
60
2
24
54
4
1
47
Love what I’ve been seeing. These guys passed properly and very well.
None of that nonsense 12 red scrolls from thousands of aspirants. Really glad!
2
12
52
🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼
11
12
51
Take a jamb form, study law in uni, go to law school, get called and start it.
“Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.” - Ralph Blum.
One day a new generation of Lawyers will change ‘As the court pleases’ to ‘As long as it ensures justice’
890
1K
6K
3
37
52
Even as frustrating and crazy this whole law studying thing is especially in this messed up country, people like this guy are the ones who give a breath of conviction plus vicarious satisfaction😂. Congratulations bro!❤️✈️🙏🏼
I’m excited to share that I got admitted into the two most prestigious universities in the world: the University of Harvard and the University of Oxford.
3K
5K
27K
1
7
48
Better voting choice una. Like the better choice no get same people wey dey push am now wey don curse am as governor lmaoooo. All of you better evaporate into space for me.
1
18
50
Today would have been his birthday. Continue to rest well, my friend ❤️🕊
3
18
48
@ochukojokpeyibo
@Naija_PR
No. They should have mixed it with cement and use it to build a ‘high’ building🌚🫠
6
0
39
Abass would have been the happiest. He’d have dedicated his WhatsApp status to describing the times he worked with you and how happy he was to be associated with you.
May Allah forgive his sins and grant him mercy 🙏🏼
Since I ventured into politics, I have had the honour of learning from and working with some of the best minds in Nigeria’s political space.
I wish to thank my mentors, my leaders, my Sisters
@APC_PSN
, fellow young Progressives and everyone who’s contributed to my journey for
70
70
352
4
17
45
I’m very wary of people who say you shouldn’t care about money in the early years of your career. Yes, experience and learning are important, but nobody will die from getting paid very well while learning properly. Especially when the capacity to pay well is present.
Please!
2
23
43
Ogbeni, rest.
You’re overdoing it already.
The question was very harmless. Ewo logun fool? You don dey add your own on top niyen.
You have other intentions apart from defending Asher. Rest.
Do you know how many videos of Mr Beast that Asher consumes when he’s bored? Barr OluT, you’re a fool!
14
78
531
3
22
43
People who go to law school and fall in love there are a special breed. Very strong 4 star generals in the army of God’s strongest soldiers. Una get mind die.
I enter Tchad Hall Kano law school and read like my life depended on it. Random weekend in April and I read for 12 hours straight
19
16
121
5
16
42
Exactly how he was. Always lively and bubbly! You can’t even be dull around him.
I’ll miss you so much, bro💔❤️
2
13
39
Walai 300 level law is where the devil is sat.
13
15
40
Faced a jury TWICE, was absorbed twice too.
WHEN (by God’s grace too) it does happen to you, they’ll also not be lying.
He's been found not guilty o, that's great. But all those women can't have been lying.
This is my opinion. Thank you. 🤝
518
73
227
6
16
33
Sophia’s lawyer didn’t do anything bad sha. I’ll do the same and more. The game is simply the game.
All is fair in what again?
3
11
32
One hack that has ALWAYS worked for me whenever I’m low on money is to give. Sounds antithetical but walai it has worked every single time for me.
One way one way, an unexpected inflow happens not too long after I do it. God is real.
4
7
33
All my life, I’ve never been scared of any exam. Worse case, I just know I’ll have my minimum and scale thru.
But that MCQ day during Bar Finals, walahi I cried o😂. Thankfully, rain fell so no one would have known. I just got to my room and called my mother to pray hard😂😂😂
4
5
32
9-5 really will make you a shadow of your former self.
Uptight, too serious, on edge, dead social battery, friendships wane before your eyes with little or nothing that you are able to do about it, etc. it’s adulting on a blast. Impending stress? dismissed (people/activities)
4
12
31
I’m sorry but I strongly believe that being a lawyer automatically puts you on a pedestal that many others can’t get to.
You cannot think like many others. You might do other things like others o, but you can’t think like many other people. You just cannot.
0
11
31
Muslim twitter doesn’t know than fighting over second wife every market day.
Next week, it’s still going to be the same topic o. Oshi len shey.
5
9
29
This is the best album by a Nigerian female artiste. Dead or alive.
Brings back memories of my Ile Ife rodeo of those years.
5
8
30
Abass. Just like that? Goodnight my bro. This life is too cruel man
1
3
30
Even married people break up.
Allow people do whatever makes them happy.
1
6
30
5
4
28
This is exactly my own position as well.
Do I love what he’s doing? Absolutely.
Is it out of place to want to know the source of the funds he’s using or even the sponsors (without prejudice)? No!!!
It’s not even a bad thing, but I get the fight backs.
Unlike her, I wouldn’t lock my account. There’s nothing she said that is wrong, out of place nor absurd.
Everyone likes his videos, but everyone knows that each video involves the giving-away of a lot of money/money’s worth.
As there is no clear explanation in each video as
1
38
82
2
11
28
Flatmates (males) needed at a new and spacious 3 bedroom flat at Beachview estate, Ogudu GRA.
650k for the first year and 450k for the subsequent years.
Comes with;
wardrobes
sofas
kitchen cabinet
book shelf.
Pictures are available upon request.
5
24
28
I personally think we need to visit hospitals at least once in 6 months just so we can touch some grass and appreciate a lot of things that we don’t pay attention to more than we do.
2
8
28
Law twitter has been too peaceful for my liking. You people don’t fight anymore?
10
5
28
I can perfectly understand non Muslims making jokes out of the whole fetish thing, they can’t be held to the same standards.
But seeing Muslims who know that it’s literally the ONLY sin that God has said he won’t forgive do the same is crazy o.
5
13
27
1. Hate confrontations so much that I’m always willing to settle, even when I’m unfairly treated.
2. I’ll rather we all suffer together than me being comfortable while they aren’t
3. I find it very very hard to seek/ask for help. I have just about maybe 2 I actually ask anyway.
3
8
26
@The_Barr_OluT
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I’d go with the 500k, especially if I’ve been at at the 700k for a while. I’m considering what I’ll be making if I upskill thru the 500k job and then move elsewhere. But if the prospect of making way more if I stay is sure, I’ll stay please.
1
0
25
Away from his little shenanigans sometimes, I’m really glad that he decided to go study law. Activism with the branch of law he’s decided to focus on mixes well.
He’ll make mistakes, but he’ll do very well. Kaare, my junior colleague. Good boy👍🏼
Deji Adeyanju is completely correct on this.
159
3K
7K
2
3
26
Ronaldo at 37 scored 18 league goals for this team btw, and they kept insisting he was the problem 😂🤣.
Enu e le wa yen.
2
8
24
I am not looking for a lover nor casual sex here on Twitter. If at any point it seems like I am over engaging your content, it's just because your content is entertaining to me. I am not flirting or hinting at anything. I don’t want you. ❤️&💡
9
7
22
The first place I ever worked post law school, I was going to leave after 3 months and after I dropped my letter, they offered to match what my new place was going to pay- double of what they were paying.
Later realized that I would have been toast meat had I stayed. Literally.
If you resign and they offer you twice your salary - don't go back o 😂
Temi ye mi
66
552
2K
3
4
24
The devil starts his work in 300 and perfects it in 400.
500 level comes to clean the mess but the damage would have been done too far.
2
6
24
My little take is that this is the kind of things you remember and you get the motivation to lock in even harder.
They’re the ones that make everything make sense at the end of the day.
Muhammed Muhammed for the Applicant moving an application for amendment😂
68
57
616
2
1
23
‘It is trite law that he who asserts must prove.’ Per Y.B Nimpar, J.C.A.
Mrs. Betty Darego V. A.G Leventis Nigeria Limited & 3 ors.
If Peter Obi tells you he scored the majority of lawful votes, then he did.
If he tells you he scored 25% in 2/3 of the states and Abuja, then he did.
Interesting days ahead. INEC, bring your evidence.
18
629
1K
9
9
22
Lmaooo the summarized version of the story is that it was cliche and the ‘best’ course to study as an arts student.
2
6
22
I may annoy you, and you may even want to k!ll me. I give you permission, but on one condition, do not shoot me in the heart because that's where you are!
My life without you is like a beautiful vase waiting to be filled with a flower called you. Text me when you see this baby❤️
14
4
22
I hereby declare myself bankrupt. Financially emotionally and morally. pls don’t ask me for anything. Not money. Not conscience. I don’t have it.
1
9
21
@KerenKBitto
The crux of the issue for me is portraying this nigga as the best thing since ifeakwu, when there are literal footprints of the failure that he was when he had a very small part of the country to govern. The same trumpeters, being his strongest ‘haters’ at the time.
1
6
22
I’m not going to lie, I’ll really be glad to have that type of woman, and be the type of man that her husband is to her.
You can tell that they’re truly and deeply in love.
3
7
20
Corporate governance is a must; removal and appointment of directors yadi yada, don’t skip it. Read everything on shares too, resolutions too; cos you’ll draft bastard resolutions. Then meetings and foreign participation.
Focus on those ones but understand the remaining too👍🏼
7
9
19
Qdot has the best playlist as far as Maruwa transport is concerned.
4
8
19
My ideology towards capitalism will forever remain ‘me first’
I’m not going to be blindly loyal to ANY profit-focused entity that won’t think twice to send me away whenever they’re in the corner. No hard feelings, it’s just business.
It’s simple.
1
7
18
@Aaishatoladosu
@Simi_Sophia
Nation's pride iranu. Nonsense and horse shit. Stupid, nonsense school.
2
0
17
What do they give these fools to smoke in their offices?
What bloody business is mine with wherever the hell my client gets money to pay me for my professional services. Don’t these guys have people in their legal department?
Abiru kileyi?
Nigerian Anti-Corruption Body EFCC To Go After Lawyers Paid By Clients With Illicit Funds | Sahara Reporters
128
59
243
3
4
18
You just know that the one that said he’s still trying to figure stuff out has a job waiting for him after law school.
Been here long enough 🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for the laugh
If you dream it, you believe it and it shall come to pass
25
34
186
3
4
18
I just need GTBank to work for like 20 minutes so that I can move my money and forget them for life.
Very stupid useless bank.
2
10
16
Lmaooo the 500k is even for NYSC lawyers.
Year one lawyers earn over 700k.
Better wake up 😂
Really?
I doubt this !!!
If it's so, the firm for don cast tipe tipe. We all know the high-paying law firms in Nigeria.
#500k
for a year one Lawyer...... Ema paaa mi na!
8
0
20
7
1
17
Picked Abuja. Got Kano.
Turned out to be the best thing to happen.
Kano is too clear please.
2. What law school campuses did you pick during law school registration and which did you get?
1
4
11
1
3
17
Good morning to;
30+ single stern-looking pretty woman, with backaches, fulfilling career, and having only one more single shot at a love life…
That younger man will save your love life,
Text him(me).
8
3
17
Could have sworn it’s a judge’s burner account. More impressive that he’s a 500 level student.
Very sound and brilliant. Keep it up👍🏼
Having listened to the claims and assertions of both parties, I have come up with a sole issue for determination which is: Whether the buyer(claimant) is entitled to the money found in the bag?
The rule governing lost property has for long been settled in the case of...
139
542
1K
0
3
17
Editing that tweet was to what intent? To defame.
Defamation can be what? A tort (or civil wrong) or a crime.
Can the victim choose to seek redress via any of the above means or even both at the same time? Yes.
The least you can do it a little research before you tweet.
If I can arrest someone for editing a tweet, a civil case, who decides what anyone can arrest for in future.
I can draw a line from this p to getting someone arrested for criticizing a product. This is what you people are gassing.
6
23
121
4
6
16