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During bar finals I asked my bunk mate to wake me up in the midnight so I could revise ethics as I was super super tired from the previous paper. I slept around 11pm & woke 6am to see this guy in the same position reading. I had a panic attack before the exam. Thank God I passed.
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@NxtGenEngineer
@Joyce_Karam
@VeengasJ
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Common sense runs in India
But it ran past you
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@ERNESTHDGAMERX
Please can you abandon the mission and just find your way to the Army Barracks, at least let's win 20-10-20 on this game. Thanks.
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Really glad Laycon blew up this year, that man is a talented rapper.
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Las Las at the end of the day, I guess we're all responsible for ourselves.
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"Don’t let execessive sleeping and procrastination ruin your life and truncate your destiny. Wake up on time and don’t postpone what you can do today till tomorrow."
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@OgbeniDipo
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Oyebanjo Olamide B.L (Twitter), LLM (Castle & Castle)
I think litigation lawyers should register for a 2-year mentorship program with David Hundeyin on acquiring evidence cos omo!!!!!
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@Gorge_diamond
Abi? But then again 7 hours while I snore away like a mf in your front?
Las Las at the end of the day, I guess we're all responsible for ourselves.
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So teach us to number our days, That we may gain a heart of wisdom. Happy Birthday to me.🥳🥳
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Council of Legal Education need to do more in controlling the number of students admitted to law faculties. The issues of backlogs waiting for law school admission wouldn't even come up if each school admitted based on their law school quota.
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@kapturestudios
@Chiidum
@DivineSunny9
@ebukarrh
He knew someone was there, he could've waited for him to come back and asked, e been wan chance am abeg, which honor for someone like that
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@mariam_dunmoye
Happened 2019 and I've still not forgotten it till date cos I'm still very surprised tbh. I woke up so scared and almost certain I'd fail for sleeping that long during the exams and you know how Ethics is, many overlooked it for being easy. Mama's prayers worked!
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Announce your appearance the way you've always wanted to in Court. Let's go
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I enter Tchad Hall Kano law school and read like my life depended on it. Random weekend in April and I read for 12 hours straight
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Dear Mr President
@OlumideAkpata
I am reaching out to you on behalf of the current set of students enrolled at the Nigerian Law School. These students were sent home due to the pandemic on March 23rd and since then, there has been no communication from the management of the..
Did the Nigerian Law School forget that it has students in session that have been sent home since March due to the pandemic? No news whatsoever from the school, no update at all, nothing on resumption, nothing on exams. Nah, this is just cruel.
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NYSC printed a yearbook , released my picture & mobile number without my consent, then forced me to buy the yearbook and made me sign a data subject consent form before getting my discharge certificate and I'm not to think the implementation framework is a joke?
@NITDANigeria
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That a company is registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission does not mean the directors can't scam you.
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@Adebambo_A
First of all I am not a student!!!
Secondly, the allowance in question is what we're paid by the FG monthly as corpers at our PPA's. We cannot apply for full time jobs without the Nysc discharge certificate.
Maybe you should just tell the President to cancel the scheme entirely.
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Dark times for law students in Nigeria, those in law school and those waiting to go. This is just sad.
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@CodedSAM_
He said he forgot...wetin e wan talk again?😂
The proximity of my bed to where he was reading was too funny... Kashamadupe
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My first time in Abuja I was the only one at Dei Dei running to enter the taxi, I pushed people out of the way to quickly get in.
I sat down and realized that nobody was even rushing , there were more than enough cabs for everybody. I just looked like a mad man from Lagos😂
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Slow and steady, we're moving closer to cassava and agbado😭
Over 40 Bakeries Shutdown in FCT, Abuja Over Cost of Production, multiple taxes, and a hike in electricity tariffs, among others.
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Everytime I read of controversial judgments of the Supreme Court I question my teachings at the law school.
I don't even know what I know again.
But someone will say "ah Swain you're a lawyer, I can look for trouble"
You will just perish in prison.
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Did the Nigerian Law School forget that it has students in session that have been sent home since March due to the pandemic? No news whatsoever from the school, no update at all, nothing on resumption, nothing on exams. Nah, this is just cruel.
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@akaebube
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?
Alaye Musa don sell gate use the money go Canada 🤣😂
Ole ni everybody
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@segalink
Nobody asked you to spin a long thread Oga, before the panel can give it's ruling on this matter, there must have been a vote, how did you vote Oga, that's the question!
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@waleorwhale
@el_pherooq
@rereayodele
@I_am_exibey
That's why actors take on different roles these days to avoid the stereotype. If what you're always playing is the role of an armed robber in movies don't be surprised if people avoid you in public. Doesn't make sense but the mind gets conditioned over time to what it sees.
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Lawyers and Law students, what was your final year project topic?
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I've lived in this country all my life and there's no alternate universe or scenario where I'll willing go to Oshodi to record area boys for content.
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I was part of the team that led the restructuring of the biggest power company in Nigeria this year. I'm really really proud of that work, that's a big win for me this year. Pasting it on my CV with pride.
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One of my best friends fell sick during Property law exam, he was rushed to the clinic, after some minutes he ran back to the exam hall with a drip in his hand to continue the paper. Why? They told him that he would have to come back the following year to take the exam
Omo! Wetin concern law school and your mental health?
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On the 23rd of August 2019 I wrote my final paper as a student of the Nigerian Law School and dropped my pen.
A year later and I can only say Thank you Jesus!
♥️
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When I saw CCI first thing that came to my mind is Certificate of Capital Importation 😭😭😭
How in the world can I marry a non CCI member??? How will I marry someone I am not hearing the same word & sharing these supernatural experiences with??? These are things you experience yourself, you can’t be told!
If you were at
#rebootcamp2021
, you totally get what I mean.
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Kunle is the senior that taught me to wear natives/senator when going to regulators offices. Lol big time hack.
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@ikoojo__
You did not reply the first hello on 4/01/2020 but accepted the message request immediately you saw send your account.
It's a lot of money and really I'm happy for you, but hey YOU HAVE A PRICE FOR GIVING PEOPLE ATTENTION that's just what this means.
You may now block me. Thanks
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I'll go first
All Glory and adoration to my legal Lords, may your name be praised, my Lords you are fortunate to have appearing before you on this glorious day Sir Alexander Swain Esq of the Ijebu Dynasty.
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@wittygem1
Doesn't mean anything. He had a standard you did not meet at the time he was ready. Ladies set this standard for men too🤷🏾♂️
You worked on yourself and now employ his wife.
I doubt his wife sees herself working for you forever, she definitely wants to grow too. It's life
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To my friends writing Bar Finals I pray that the brain power of a million scholars descend on you.
I pray that you find the strength to go through the entire exams with ease.
We're all here praying and rooting for you and can't wait to have you join us at the Bar.
SUCCESS!!!
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I am Adeshina Opeyemi Alexander Esq.
(Alexander Swain Esq😂)
I passed the bar Exams!!!
Come watch me on the 28th day of November as I "gbese and Gbe body" into the Nigerian Bar!
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You mean Baba Idowu would teach constitutional law and Evidence on Zoom? Wonderful! What God cannot do does not exist!
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After call to bar I went to a firm at VI for an interview, I got there over 1 hour early because I was late for the test days before (traffic) I sat in the reception for some minutes before a lawyer came and told me to leave as I was taking space and their clients were coming 😂
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@rainingcaffeine
You just had to remind me of how HIMYM ended
Very crappy way to end such a beautiful sitcom.
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@aproko_doctor
2012, After seeing my WAEC result, I passed every other subject except Literature. Was really painful knowing I failed because someone was caught cheating during the exam, repercussions of his sins were visited on us.
And yeah I failed Maths, I don't consider that a subject.
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The South African Parliament is q top tier comedy house😂🤣😂. I expect the Labour Party members at the National Assembly to press necks just like this o
@PeterObi
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@sochijenny
@Tbabz__
I went for a test at a firm in Abuja a day before my call to bar, only me inside a small conference room and the demonic HR left two ACs on my head. My brain was actually freezing with the LSAT questions 🤣🤣
I just shaded rubbish and ran out
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God Bless Miss Benjamin of NLS Kano. She instilled discipline in everyone that went to Kano. She painted BOB to us as though they would descend from heaven to dine with us😂
NLS dinner and she's staring at you from the lecturer's corner to see if you'll use your hand to cut it
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This government is intentionally trying to offend everyone so that a war breaks out and they have an excuse to remain in power because let's be frank they ain't winning shit come 2023.
Everyday they are doing things to offend everybody, kilode gan!
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@Amorthebaby
@ms__alero
@ulxma
little girls are still being married off in the North every day, that should be your focus, not a relationship between two consenting ADULTS.
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Thinking about one ethics question I answered during bar finals and tbh I won't even fault anyone in this current NLS set that rides a horse to his call to bar ceremony fully clothed in his wig and gown. Oju awon guys yen ti ri! I pray God gives you all strength and courage❤️
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OAU folks can't relate. God blessed us with Professor Popoola. His mastery of the course is just amazing. We'd sit in his class for hours listening to him teach theories making use of real life scenarios. The political discussions tied to legal theories... God bless Baba Popo
My Jurisprudence examination was basically a battle of who could blow the biggest grammar. The lecturer set his questions straight out of Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary. We wrote our replies straight from Hon. Patrick Obiaghagbon's Thesaurus. Ojoro cancel Ojoro.
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@DudespostingWs
Considering how he died, this is not a W
Nature messed with this man a lot. Imagine being avoided by everyone for fear of being struck by lightning
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Flash back Friday to Law School.
The most fun externship experience was going on a locus in quo visit in Ile Ife with the Judge. We were on the disputed land and the litigants started threatening to jazz themselves with rings of power. Baby lawyers ran!🤣😂
Law School Chronicles .
Upload a Picture of Yourself in Any Nigerian Law School Campus Under this Thread .
Let’s Go
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Ijebu Ode Grammar School my Alma mater is 110 years today! Happy Anniversary my jogs brothers. Non Nobis Domine
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@Oli_Ekun
You express our hoe feelings with pure cruise and finesse.
A crate of banned German beer for you Agba!✊🏿
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@jimenez_cartel
Abuja is such a chilled place sha, the idea of traffic there is ten to twenty minutes.
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It's still annoying me till now that a family relative wanted me to draft a Deed for a land worth around 1.2m for 30k. How will ghosts not haunt them in the house when they build it?
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I was going to say that NLS should just get these guys to write their exams online or at exam centers nationwide, then I remember that their website looks like a ponzi scheme blog, it doesn't even bear their name. Mtcheeeeeew
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@glory_osei
Until I see a press release that says
"we owe none of our ex-employees a dime" and you go further to prove it
If you like release 100 press statements na you sabi.
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@TweetXtant
@NwadigoJohnpaul
@Blackmilk999A
Na Nnayi Sacrifice you dey talk about like this? It's the confidence for me.
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@darknbold1
He should go and tell his side of the story elsewhere, our association will not be affiliated with such dirt
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What's your opinion about hiring a private investigator to run background checks on ur partner's family?
You're about to get married and you just want to check them out well, history of mental illness, fraud, curses (if you beleive in that) it could be anything. You cool with it?
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@Nwamarachii
@khoxiso
@NamexTechnocrat
My Mom calls KiddWayya , Barbwire. Dunno why, but I think she likes how it rhymes. I called my sister last night and I could hear her voice in the background as she was watching the show saying "iyawo Barbwire ti lo"
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@temi_jon
@KarlOyekan
E be like say the bleach wey u use for your hair later reach your brain o
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@IBstandard01
I trekked from Alausa to Isheri-Magodo
Lagos traffic was crazy that day. I got to Berger(sweet sensation) and just said fuck it I go trek this thing finish and ignored the bike men
I got home around 12 midnight , my aunt was in full prayer mode, my family in Ijebu too😂
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@nelsongreyhood
Don't even do it at all, social media is not the place to get Justice, report to the police and make sure the person is prosecuted. This culture of social media trials has to stop
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every video you see from Twitter on the
#ENDSARS
#EndSarsProtests
#EndSarsNow
campaign, please send it to your parents at home, they have proven to be useful in sending scary BCs before, employ them now and make them useful. send them the videos, let them know , scare them pls
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Yoruba Nollywood
"Oluwa mi, Alexander Swain loruko mi, emi ni mo duro fun odaran adigunjale ti a gbe wa ba Ile ejo yi"
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My Lecturer told us in class that when his wife traveled from Ile-Ife to Abuja, the Attorney General of the Federation went to receive her personally and made sure she was lodged in the best hotel.😂
Or when he came late to class and said "sorry I was on a call with Obama"
Lecturers who lie a lot or are boastful are the funniest. I remember my contract law lecturer telling us that on his arrival in Nigeria, he refused to allow anyone hug him at the airport until he was given a copy of Nigeria’s constitution because the law is all he cares about.😂
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