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Ukichoose career path pia consider vitu zingine.
My dad, was the village veterinary.His job had my self esteem below the boots.
Kila saa kwa mchongoano nilikuwa naambiwa babangu ndio ndume ya kijiji, mara huwa anafinger ng'ombe😭
It was taf mamehn.
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Moi avenue is the ice wall that separates two different sides of Nairobi.
There are two sides of Nairobi cbd, but we aren't ready for the discussion.
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So,a Kenyan lecturer working in the US decided to expose the academic writing thing.Ukibarikiwa usitukojolee bana.
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@carltonkitheka1
I fckn hate conversing na hii lot.Atasema kitu na nisirade ni joke, ama sarcasm ama ni kusema tu.
Mwingine ni nilimuliza how are you akasema.
I was born peachy and so I am.
Fuck😅I had to laugh then nikasema Me I love black😭
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Bullies walikuwa wananiona 10-0 kila siku.
Tukitoka shule tupatane na ng'ombe kwa barabara maumbwa zinaniuliza
"Babako ashaidinya hii?" 😭😭😭
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@polo_kimanii
From Hanifa's tweet, they are the cheapest in the region.
Wengine wanacharge 20% of the amount contributed.
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@sabul_ian
Kisiis didn't copy you.Every milk producing community in Kenya have their version of cuddled milk.They may some how look alike but you cannot claim they copied you.Hadi woria waliwacopy?Or you just want to feel superior?
Even if they did what is the problem?Na umevaa suti.
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@polo_kimanii
AI can code. Forget coders
AI can design. Forget graphic designers.
AI can edit. Forget editors.
AI doesn't require raw photographers.
AI can research and filter. Forget academic writers.
Mind you, this is just the tech field.
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@the_sambu
Iko siku itabidi tubomoe all buildings and businesses built on proceeds of crime.
The justice system has been taking us for a ride.
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@Elijahfeed
@karangumuraya
Damn smart.I would recommend you for a job.
DM me at your soonest convenience we tusemezane.
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♻️˙ʎɐʍɐ ʇɥƃᴉɹ ʞɔɐq ƃuᴉʍolloɟ ɯɐ I
🔥˙ʇᴉq lᴉlɐ puᴉɯ ɹnoʎ ǝlƃƃoq I ʇnoqɐ ʍoH˙sdǝǝʍʇ ʍollǝɟ ollǝH
😅😅Okay, drop⬇️⬇️ your handles and 🚶🚶🚶follow all who retweet🔄🔄 and comments.⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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@SokoAnalyst
I am thinking of installing a toll machine on my home's toilet. I will charge my family Kes 1000 for every visit. I wish to know how I can submit the collection to Kei Ara A.
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@Kimuzi_
@johnallannamu
should do a piece on this.
Pale Nyayo house 50% ya those seeking for passports are Somalis.
They bear our national flag while some are only loyal to somalia. What happens when the travel to other countries and engage in crime?
It's Kenyans who will bear the blunt.
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Kenya🇰🇪 has six oil basins. Why are we poor? 😡😡How much is an oil rig? Heri tufanye mchango.
@HonAkalSimba
@amerix
@polo_kimanii
@MigunaMiguna
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ɐɹqɐpɐɔɐɹq∀
ʞɔɐq noʎ ʍolloɟ🚶🚶🚶 I ǝɹoɟǝq 🧠uᴉɐɹq ɹnoʎ ️♻️♻ǝlƃƃoq ǝɯ ʇǝ˥
OKAY😅
DROP 'EM HANDLES WE FOLLOW YOU.💪💪🔥🔥
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A good day to celebrate these special humans🥂🥂.Happy mothers day to all mothers.
Meanwhile drop⬇️⬇️ your handles to grow➕️➕️🔥🔥🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥
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@IamDennisOtieno
@DavidNdii
@LarryMadowo
🎯 🎯
Upper deckers should visit a random village in Samburu or Kilifi then decide what we should prioritize.
10 boreholes or shelter on JKIA pavements.
But I agree the contractor failed.
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🏝PERMANENT GAINS🏝
🏋We all are online📱
🏋 we need yr hndles fr gains 🌦🥦
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Jomo Kenyatta was not a freedom fighter.
Someone corrupted our history and led us to believing that him and other pioneer politicians were freedom fighters.
The real freedom fighters were:
Musa Mwariama
Dedan Kimathi
Kurito Ole Kisio
Makhan Singh
Baimungi Marete
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@Kijana_ghettoo
Scapel ni Ksh5,sindano na uzi Ksh30.Mchele pale Sabina joy siwezi kosa.Tuseme nitauziwa Ksh500.Gloves Ksh10,kabuti yangu na mtu wa mkono Ksh500.
Total Ksh1145.
Nikiperform hio surgery na nijilipe nitasave Ksh27,898,855.
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We are here,we are many,➕️➕️and we are growing massively.🔥🔥🔥
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🏝PERMANENT GAINS🏝
🏋We all are online📱
🏋 we need yr hndles fr gains 🌦🥦
🏋Rtwt ♻️like 👍 & 4low all
🏋Turn my notif's on 🔆
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@Jasiri_MAR
Juzi, a young lady with an ID was abducted and dumped in Uganda and told to never return.
Sasa imagine mtu hana ID ju imeexpire.
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@ChinaFacter
From the comments,it's apparent everyone hates the Chinese government but not Chinese civilians.Even the citizens themselves.
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@Joeypits
I hope my laughter doesn't offend you😅
This is the same logic the Israeli settlers were using when taking houses from Palestinians.
Came from West and Central Africa so should go back there? 😅Wow.
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@Degrata254
Says alot about you.
Mimi ata iwe advice inatoka kwa babangu, my boss, wazee wa 90 years etc, I must digest and filter.
Humans will remain humans irrespective of age or status.
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We are here,we are many,➕️➕️and we are growing massively.🔥🔥🔥
⬇️⬇️Drop your handles to board the train🚄🚄💪💪⚡️⚡️⚡️
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@MihrThakar
By the way, Kenya kuna middle class kweli?
The 'middle class' is one hospital bill away from poverty.
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Welcome to Kenya where we stop at the zebra crossing for vehicles to cross.
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Let's hit 8 karats good people.
🙃🙃Drop your handles we grow together🔥🔥⚡️⚡️💪💪
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Let us gain massively...
Follow me; retweet💫, like❤️ and drop⬇️⬇️ your username, let us follow you back🤝💪💪🔥🔥
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4 miles daily🏃
101 push ups daily💪💪
99 sit ups daily
5 litres of water daily💦
Sugarless tea daily☕
No alcohol
No nothing
WELCOME TO MY WORLD🌍
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@Wesley_Kibande
@cbs_ke
@Honeyfarsafi
@SakajaJohnson
@Ammar_Kassim8
We kipande uliacha akili kipande gani?
Attacking her as if mlimchagua. Use this energy to hold MCAs of the said areas accountable, not some random Kenyan of goodwill.After all she has fought a good fight so far.
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@p_omukangu
The kid was denied the chance of being raised in a perfect family.
Why can't they adopt consenting children.
Worst part is they have adopted a boy.
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@KhalifKairo
Going by the many solar panels on the roofs, that country is surely going through hell when it comes to electricity.
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@polo_kimanii
Pale Gilgil kuna jamaa walikujia yake akawafuata,wakahepea huko gema hadi Eburu,Jamaa aliwahack mikono na panga na kuwaacha huko.
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This mofo always know the route in but never the route out.
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@aomenya
Class 1-Hello Children.
Class 2-Read With Us.
Class 3-New Friend.
Class 4 had smn like Sololoi in the forest.
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@beth_kasinga
so "they" left with the strap and probably sharing it with another "theys"
what a hell of a way to to be cheated on🤣🤣🤣
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NYS recruitment might be here soon.
My advice to you who come from a not so well off background.
You have a brother or a sister who just finished secondary school.Whether he got a campus grade or not,my concern is can you afford university/college fees as a family?
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@surveyor5916
Mi husema kama ni lazima ukae home, make sure unamake the most out of it. Otherwise hio comfort ya home inafanyanga usifikirie.
Ingia mtaa, interact na strangers, you will learn and earn.
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In a scramble for resources, the Gumba tribe(among the pigmy subtribes) were forced to flee from Metumi (Murang'a)and Gaaki (Nyeri).They settled in this valley (Gumba) next to Thúúmbúúya forest.
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This men pull the best comedy vines on earth.
Dear men Naivasha
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Academic qualifications are so overrated.Most Africans equate academic excellence to high IQ and thats where we all go wrong.
You doubt me?
Look at our politicians.
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@polo_kimanii
@jontehkajonteh
Mau mau had guns. But utajulia wapi na your leisure ni ya kusimpia Eve?
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Tribalism is a thing mamehn.
Huko rift valley mashamba ni cheap and affordable especially for youngings but nikikumbuka uncle yangu alilima mahindi 10acres huko kapkatet alafu ikavunwa yote bila yeye kujua naisha nguvu.Long painful story.
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@Kimuzi_
That way you are describing is what an Alpha is.
Just like calling githeri a combination of maize and beans brought to boil.
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@polo_kimanii
Do you know the connection between Apple brand, iPhone and Siri- smart audio assistant all root back to the apple Eve gave Adam?
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@Josh001J
Hii si poa. Ushai inua mikono juu for just 10mins uskie venye zinaanzanga kuwa moto?
We are obsessed with VIP treatment to the extent of subjecting innocent kids to torture. Upuzi.
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@Kimuzi_
Chess players know, a small mistake is a very big mistake.
What happened yesterday is called EN PASSANT in chess.
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On LGBTQ.
My moral compass sits firmly on two bases.
1.The African morals.
2.The Christian morals.
I didn't choose to be either of the above.
To change me you have to first show me a pro gay Afican ethnic group or a verse in the Bible that allows it.
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@zhao_dashuai
@CloudsGalore
US is still swimming in the oblivion of the "big guy" because it has successfully held small states' governments at chokehold but in reality, the populations no longer regard it as the saviours and watchmen Hollywood and their ambassadors tried to sell.
Fall Rome Fall!
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