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I feel the need to take a few moments to comment on something that I find as deeply troubling now as I did 8 years ago.
That being this insistence by Trump supporters to attempt to shame or guilt principled Constitutional Conservatives to vote for their favorite candidate.
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@TPostMillennial
Joyless Reid is such a dishonest hack. 'What right do you have to tell someone who wants their child to have access to this book..."
If you want your child to have access to that book, you can buy it your own damned self. You don't have the right to expose other children to that
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@AmiriKing
Here in Oregon, that 'Security' guy would be guilty of a criminal act. The kid is the aggressor and I am waiting for the day he pulls this on the wrong person and taps the forever button.
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@SCMountainGoat
@BumpstockBarbie
Ugh, I am so sorry. Eugene is what I call Little Stalingrad. It's a liberal cesspit that if I didn't have to work there, I would NEVER go there. I grew up in Santa Clara, just north of Eugene. When Eugene annexed it, I moved to a rural community. Eugene during Covid was horrible.
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@NatalieDWagner1
You base this on what? You're a disgusting piece of human excrement. You're a low-life too disgusting to even mention in polite society with this take.
I get it. You're jealous of Josie because she's pretty and a better human being than you are. But hey, I guess it's your right
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@Bubblebathgirl
@NikkiHaley
Yet Trump, who cheated on all three of his wives repeatedly is somehow given a pass.
Hypocrite.
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@BlackKnight10k
@RedDevilDawg1
The oath I swore to was to the constitution and not the president. If the president were to order the military to attack citizens, it would absolutely be a violation of the constitution.
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@BrainsPotus
@PolitiBunny
FIrst, nowhere in that law does it say you can't say gay. Secondly, the law does not affect institutions of higher learning, it specifically affects early childhood education. Yanno...K-5th grade? How many fifth graders are learning Psych 101?
You might try reading things for
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@MomsAGAbbott
@DemocracyMoms
@CommunityNotes
needs to provide context. Counting only those between 0 and 17 years of age, the number 1 killer of children is motor vehicle accidents. The number they are citing includes adults from 18 through 20 years of age, which greatly skews the numbers, artificially
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@David_Ingram
@NBCNews
This is sloppy. You're disingenuously trying to blame her for these bomb threats because she has shone a spotlight on what is happening in public schools and you and your ilk don't like it. Have you done a story about how much abuse or harassment has been heaped on her after you
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@goddeketal
@hodgetwins
So overwhelmed by the influx of COVID patients, that they had time to choreograph, practice and produce dance videos.
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@SC_Cuban_B
@TimothyTobias2
@fatsnowman123
@NCFloof
@petegreenburg
@Lemonz999
@gunpolicy
@SallyMayweather
@TheofficialGen5
Ft. Hood is a military base. At the time of the shooting, Military installations were gun free zones. The only firearms allowed to be carried were those carried by MP's.
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@AGHamilton29
@redsteeze
Ever noticed how Forrest Trump calls everyone who opposes him a RINO when it's actually him that is the RINO?
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@BrainsPotus
@PolitiBunny
I've listened to multiple attorneys explain it. Nice try. You're a teacher, which means I expect you to lie to push your pet narratives. Maybe, instead of indoctrinating children, you could, I dunno, maybe teach them how to balance their personal budget, or maybe some history.
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@BlackKnight10k
Yeah, you think so...
Also, that same army was fought to a standstill by goatherders with 1st gen Soviet technology and IED's.
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@SC_Cuban_B
@NCFloof
@petegreenburg
@fatsnowman123
@Lemonz999
@gunpolicy
@SallyMayweather
@TheofficialGen5
You gonna call cops or the military 'cowards'? Dude, you're terrified of your fellow citizens owning firearms and you're calling us cowards? I freaking ran into burning buildings and risked my life multiple times so that others may live. The coward here is you.
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@jasonllevin
Quite a few. I've spent my entire adult life putting my ass on the line so that others may live. I've already ponied up and put my money where my mouth is.
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@NoVADeplorable
You could have just said you were jealous of her success and left it at that, but nah...You had to broadcast your particular brand of stupid for the whole world to see.
I've been following Josie long before I ever saw what she looked like. I follow her for her insight into
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David Hogg wasn't in the school that day either.
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@nexusothecrisis
@GOP
@GOPChairwoman
While I understand your sentiment, using an obviously photoshopped image doesn't help our side...like at all.
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@barefootboomer
@Tactical_review
Okay, dip💩. You haven't thought this through, have you? This effectively guts gun clubs that teach firearm safety. It could be used against reenacting groups if the government suddenly decides they're no longer 'legitimate'. This also basically declares an end to armed private
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@TRHLofficial
I notice that she has so much courage of her convictions that she locked down replies.
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@Tod_Tod73
Well, for starters, KR was defending himself from people actively trying to kill him and LS was charged with committing a burglary that he committed and the death of someone during the commission of a felony.
In virtually every jurisdiction, if someone is killed while you are
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@genej101
You do realize that one SEAL team was wiped out by goatherders with a 7th century education and 1st gen soviet weaponry. They made a movie out of it, called Lone Survivor.
Those same goatherders fought that very same military force, the most advanced in the world, to a stand
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@buffalocharging
@gunpolicy
@Nate_McMurray
It's literally right there in the freaking amendment! Keep and Bear!
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@TheFloridaMike
I keep hearing that I should sacrifice my principles, morals and even my faith on the alter of party unity. There was a time when I believed the GOP best represented my values. It has become abundantly clear that GOP doesn't give a rat's ass about values, only their orange god.
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@briankp0101
@OrdnancePackard
Congrats on invoking Noam's Law. Well done you nescient addlepate.
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@SteveInmanUIC
Heh...That's the kind of security officer I'm looking for. Someone who's not afraid to do his job.
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@slaglore
@DiveEric
@kbcorona
@Ur_a_Smartass_C
@Smelkshake
@samschwartz03
Oh really? So tell me this, mensa, why did I spend a substantial amount of money, time and effort in my EMT classes, and training to be a firefighter and sacrifice my time, my health and my body to saving lives and protecting others?
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@PizzaSticks5
@TPostMillennial
No, but I damned sure protected them while they lived under my roof and taught them to avoid pedos like you. I taught them how to avoid predators and what to do if someone tried to touch them inappropriately etc.
I didn't need porn posing as a children's book to do it, either.
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@glen26265329
@TPostMillennial
Horseapples. She knows what is in it but doesn't remember the authors name. Big fucking deal. Shriek into the void.
By the way, my kids know the difference between right and wrong and I didn't need a porn graphic novel to teach them that.
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@IronStache
Oh, so you're going to post a video made by a lying activist with an agenda. I've treated GSWs, and an AR 15 doesn't do what he claims.
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@brixwe
@DocJBroom
I do indeed. I don't think anyone who has ever worked on a ranch or farm could fail to know what one is.
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@tedlieu
@richardrahl1086
To the federal government, not the individual states, you freaking moron. Furthermore, there have been two laws passed since the 14th was ratified that basically nullify section 3 of the 14th amendment. One in 1870 and the other in 1890 iirc.
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@RobProvince
She could have stopped at 'I don't think'. That much was obvious when she said she thought a musician was someone who performed magic.
Gah, You're right, this was painful to watch.
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@Accitentially
@CollinRugg
The assailant, you mean. Looks to me like this was accidental. Vans have huge blindspots and people have a bad habit of relying on their mirrors instead of checking their blind spots. I'm a professional driver and I have nearly done this myself when I have been fatigued.
Still,
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@The_ADHD_Fez
@AmiriKing
What he is doing is called harassment. It is a misdemeanor here and is an affirmative defense to an assault charge. Meaning, if someone pulls this shit and you punch them, you're probably going to be justified.
This little twerp is famous for harassing people, goading them into
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@Athenais_Regina
@BrandonStraka
May you feel the tender mercies of overzealous prosecutors out to make a name for themselves and punish you for daring to challenge your political masters.
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@cturnbull1968
Not really what you consider his history. He has a history of casting his wives aside for a newer model after about 10 years or so.
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@kylenabecker
It still maintains a large part of the gag order and should have vacated the order in it's entirety. I'm sorry, but court staff, the attorneys and the judges are fair game to criticize.
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@OnceLayne
@dunce_patrol
@RepHageman
Don't have to. Nearly 2 centuries of SCOTUS Precedent has done that for me. Goodbye, proglodyte.
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@BillMiller360
@TRHLofficial
@ninaturner
No. You have that wrong. Senators do not represent the people of the state, but the states themselves regardless of population. That is why we are a republic and not a democracy. The House of Representatives represents the people.
We aren't even supposed to vote for senators
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@CudgelForChange
@open_wire
@ConInsurgent
@Non_Fudd
What is required is a basic knowledge of firearms. No, AR15s do not decapitate a child. That is a lie told by a doctor with no actual direct knowledge. I've treated GSWs and they don't do that. Nor does shooting a deer with an AR15 destroy the meant. These are squirrels shot with
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@PolitiBunny
Maybe the guy who got busted for spankin' the monkey on a zoom call shouldn't be lecturing anyone on morality.
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@cailleach_feasa
When was the last time he passed his quals? How many times has he passed as expert. Finally, qualifying as expert once with a pistol on the range does NOT make one an expert
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@StevijoPayne
Then explain to us, please, how banning the firearm used the least in firearm homicides each year will make any difference. Because the AR15 is used in fewer than 1% of all firearm homicides each year. Rifles of any type only account for about 2% annually.
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@Steve_Beans
@TRHLofficial
@stclairashley
This isn't how you get women to talk to you. This is why you can only have sex with women that you first have inflate.
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@thejamesonellis
@DanCrenshawTX
It's because he knows he'll lose. He's nothing more than another RINO disappointment.
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@aanna1981
@freshgunpowder
@Winning4Him
So you are not actually interested in honest, intellectual debate. Good to know. I will quit wasting my time.
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@DogGroomer888
@JanetSYoung1
@PolitiBunny
You have no idea what fascism is, do you?
Here, allow me to educate you:
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@BreakingBraavos
@GandalfObiewan
@TRHLofficial
@GovMLG
The right to keep and bear arms was NOT created by the Second Amendment. It was protected by it. The founding fathers viewed our rights as natural and inherent. The Bill of Rights was added to codify them into law and protect them from government intrusion. Try reading a book.
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@sistercdr
@TimothyTobias2
@TheTNHoller
@ImTallBroad
We have permitless open carry in Oregon since before I was an adult. We've not seen an increase in gun homicides as a result. Infact, since we passed the law requiring all firearm transactions to go through a licensed gun dealer, homicides have increased across the board.
Almost
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@JJimmyRustler
@WrestleOps
This sounds less like devil's advocate and more like one sexual predator defending another.
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@beachswimmer303
@schotts
@Rensontwitts
@DenverDataDude
@Ur_a_Smartass_C
@DevonLovesUSA
@nexton9news
Congrats on losing the argument. We accept your surrender. Oh, and little tip? If you're going to comment on a subject, thus opening the door for debate? You should at least do a little research to ensure you know what your talking about and give a well thought argument.
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@jasonllevin
And these numbers include gang violence and police involved shootings where the only injury or fatality is the criminal. You aren't interested in honest debate.
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@StrikeEagleII
@DavidCayJ
Unconstitutional. It is not legal to require a tax to exercise a right.
*through, not threw.
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@AJBeenJammin
@BumpstockBarbie
So you have no argument, you just want to use racist ad homs to attack her for...
What, exactly, was your point again?
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@Charms77
@StephenKing
Yet the weapons most used in mass shootings (by far) are hand guns. There also has NEVER been a mass shooting committed in the United States with an Assault Rifle in my lifetime.
AR15's are not assault rifles. They are also responsible for fewer than 2% of ALL firearm homicides
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@realMWO
@GunWashington
The warrant wasn't for Liberty Safe or the information. They had no legal obligation to give that information. Sorry, but that's the law.
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@slaglore
@DiveEric
@kbcorona
@Ur_a_Smartass_C
@Smelkshake
@samschwartz03
I carried one off duty, I was a volunteer, my full-time job was in private security... you know, protecting other people? A fireman is someone who tends the boiler on a ship. Someone who fights fires is a firefighter.
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@AmiriKing
I deal with this a lot. The ADA covers service animals, not support animals. They are two very different issues. A service animal is a dog (or miniature horse) that is trained to perform a specific task for someone w8th a disability.
You may sk 2 and only 2 questions: Is this
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@LiveOak512
@gunpolicy
My 'hobby' doesn't cost anyone their lives. I am not responsible for the actions of a criminal. My rights do not end because of your irrational fear.
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@Anna11Ebiza
@SliverShot3
@Tactical_review
@ShibaDog2022
@FreakTrader
@ctlibertyjunky
@BadWeaponTakes
@gunpolicy
I'm not a child. I'm far from it. A vast majority of those who 'support abortion' also support limits on abortion to <15 weeks. Abortion is not an enumerated right. Owning firearms is an enumerated right.
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@Chicago1Ray
@glennbeck
's humanitarian efforts over the last 10 years or so have been nothing short of Legendary. That's part of the reason the Left despises him so much.
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@zackbeauchamp
Not really, considering 2 laws passed in the 19th century pretty much make that provision in the 14th amendment moot.
There is also the fact that it wasn't an insurrection, the President didn't call for it, plan it or take part in it.
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