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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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No way we got Tanguy Ndombele on Love Island before GTA 6.
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Lionel ❤️‍🔥 🎂 24 💰 Financial advisor 🏠 Reading
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25 assists in 153 fucking games 😂
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What are you expecting from Martin Odegaard this season? 👀
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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We used to be a proper country.
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Manchester United official #fc25
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@Nostalgistt His life would be difficult without his 20 yard shots. 😆
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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Crazy to think that Ole stripped his captaincy after this interview , just because he said the truth #Noticing
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Video: A dejected De Gea talks about #mufc 's current situation and the defeat to Newcastle #mulive [sky]
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@AM9Mufc Picking the Norwegian Cleverley over the portuguese rat ,is like picking trash over garbage.
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@TJayyyy_1 " 4D chess football" , "Tactical and Positional football"
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Beth be like since January:
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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Let's talk about the "worst" David De Gea vs Sevilla : Goals conceded : 3 xGOT faced :1.77 Goals prevented :-1.23 Accurate passes:16/20 (80%) André Onana vs Galatasaray (Give him time🥺) Goals conceded :3 xGOT faced :1.12 Goals prevented :-1.88 Accurate passes : 15/31 (48%)
@privilege_mufc
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If we're being honest De Gea's performance against Sevilla is worse than anything Onana has done.
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@MadnessFc4 Tacticos are always in the mud
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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I've got something for you , André. Congratulation to you , for conceding the same number goals as David De Gea did last season (61) but with 18 games less. 👏 My Sweepah M0d3rn G @y Keepah 🌋🌋🌋🌋
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@THI4GOSlLVA He lost the ball 40 fucking times 😭
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@courtmufc He wasn't wrong tbf
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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That Luke Shaw's performance was one the worst performance i've ever seen by a Left back
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On this day in 2023, Liverpool dominated with a 7-0 win against Manchester United at Anfield! 😳🌪️
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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@LJGLA_ Manchester United winning the premier league >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arsenal winning >>>>> City winning 3 in a row
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@Mike_RMCF if you gave him this Real Madrid squad he would compete Mallorca for the 20th place
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The disrespect our fanbase has for a dark times hero is so insane how it has reached insane levels that have been embodied in an attempt to rewrite history, and why? because they have blinded their eyes by the pursuit of popular opinion shared by fraud.
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Remember David De Gea at 26 Dean Henderson at 26
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@rcozinho I love to see that my meme is actually rattling those ArgentIndians 😭
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@BadFutbolTakes He's not wrong, your Scouser boy is unable to defend well
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His UCL compaign was worse than any dogsh!t performances DDG has produced. Don't know why this fanbase had forgotten and forgave him 😭
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lets not forget the actual culprit !
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@TJayyyy_1 Feel sorry from him , he went from winning trophies with the likes of Ibra , Pato ... to bums like Mudryk , Mudueke 🙃
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@fr_mufc1 Oh yes a nicknamed fail comp full of normal goals conceded with 4 replays from different angles would never be worse than that one 30min fail comp that the guy in your avi got for 6 months of stinkers. Brudda lacks self awarness
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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Lived it . Hated it . Farewell McFred.
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@Nedao454 The funniest part about these strikers is the fact that they scam their move in January just because of their August-December purple patch. 😭
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@GothamChess Levy right now:
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@Sean_LUHG MikeLUHG during Mourinho's spell was a menace ffs
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@MarcusKnowsBall Who invited paka in the debate😭😭?
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There's two sides in this fanbase... #MUFC
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If his name was "De Gea" , our fanbase will see him as arrogant ...
To those Manchester United fans waiting for Onana mistakes so they can slander him, he has a message for you. 👇😁🇨🇲
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@Amonmrk Tyler Blackett vs Leicester 2014
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Yes I miss him
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@MikeLUHG2 Common W
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"How they play"
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@rayinster
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"Where they play, how they play, if they play" 😂🫵🏾
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Bro.... very strange
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@UTDEriksen
𝐄𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥. 🔱🇾🇪
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@Nedao454 Laporte tonight:
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@UTDEriksen Martial over rashford , while he was loaned to Hospital FC 😭 you take it more personal
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@zeleLUHG Respect Gabby Agbonlahor , he had à PL Hat-trick against Citeh
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300k views with only 9 likes.
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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This Onana revisionism is not going to change my beliefs towards him, he's very average most of the games and when he had a decent game he got gassed up for performances similar to what De Gea got slandered for all the time.
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That penalty save in the UCL fully changed Onana’s season.. what a video ❤️
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@Xanerrr DDG from FIFA 15 to FIFA 20 was elite.
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Bruno was literally invisible but he will get a pen or an open assist to cover his "stinkers" then his shameless stans and top reds will make props on him like he's the best midfield itl. 👍
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David De Gea with Manchester United: 👤 545 Apps 🚫 190 Clean Sheets 🏆 Premier League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 Europa League 🏆 Carabao Cup (x2) 🏆 Community Shield (x3) 🧤 Golden Glove (x2) 🥇 Sir Matt Busby POTY (x4) 🥇 Players’ POTY (x4) 🌍 Selected in the FIFA/FIFPro World XI Legend.
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@svenxz_ 2016-17 is actually my 3rd favorite United team after 2012-13 and 2011-12
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@UnitedStandMUFC My Bulgarian Magician 🎩🪄
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"God forgives everyone except David De Gea , who died diving at Wembley"
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@MartienBall He wouldn't even start for Luton Town Lol
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@LJGLA_ but our finished fanbase will disrespect him cuz he's a "PeNaLtY mErChAnt"
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@Rhfooty He was at the start of the 2019/20 until the return of Ashley Young after Shaw's injury against Palace.
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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@AJDeniro His career path after that predictable flop at Yanited be like : 2028-29 : Fenerahce (8M£) : 31(6) 2028-2034 : Go Ahead Eagles (Free) : 112(31) 2034-2036 : Excelsior (500k£) : 53(19)
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@TJayyyy_1 He took the pen from one of the greatest penalty takers in the history and yet he missed it 😂😂😂😂
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He said this shit unironically.
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@em_Lazzy
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What's the worst tweet you've ever seen?
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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@Nikmama3 And It was just a forced narrative to cover the collective failure against Sevilla.
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@_TrulyLUHG_ Maguire's revisionism consists on 3 things: 1- Maguire is always fit he's our best cb 2- *Blames DDG for his dogshit mistakes* 3- We have many injuries ... (instead of selling him and bring better CBs, they try to convince you that we should keep him)
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@chesscom he will never be stronger than your grandfather who beat you in chess when you were 6 years old 😬
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@ManCity
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88. SO CLOSE Fingertips from De Gea to deny @aguerosergiokun his 200th goal for City and a vital goal in the derby! 🔵 2-3 🔴 #cityvutd #mancity
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@TJayyyy_1 the "We weren't in the MLS at 36" was a trend on this app for one month.
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@Keyspleasekeys and he sayed that the team will regret his derparture 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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So saving a penalty is a basic skill? No wonder why #24 has only saved 1 of his last 11 penalties under the United shirt.
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Some things just never change
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Me too 🕊.
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@_david1717 And tacticos think he's good enough for us. 😂😂😂
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Rashford is actually getting praised for scoring more goals than Chris Wood and Danny Ings.
@UTDkingsley
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Top 10 currently active PL attackers with most goals in the league…
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@PorQuezz From Ibra to "Hojlund" ,
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@hxMUFC "I'm him " Wayne Rooney
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"A certain tactico has made this clip" , just say that Jack Fawshit has made it.
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A certain "tactico" has made this clip to try and pin the blame on Casemiro. If you look carefully, you'll notice Casemiro moves out when he thinks Antony has won the ball or it's fallen for Licha. The entire defending was bad. No point singling him out.
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FBrief Merchants in our fanbase want this guy to duet with Lisandro Martinez (the reason is their passing accuracy) just to get atomized/destroyed in a single cross
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal working on deal to sign Ajax defender Jurrien Timber. #AFC have made an opening offer worth ~£30m. #Ajax want ~£50m but optimism a compromise will be reached. Personal terms with Netherlands int’l thought to be in place @TheAthleticFC
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De Gea always leaves the replies open
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It has not been the start to the season that we wanted. Very, very important victory, worth more than three points. We are @manutd . 🦁💪🏾
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@owenthfc__ They never rated him lmao
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@Utd_Olly15 I can't understand why ppl started underrating Ronaldo
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We weren't in the bottom half of the league at 26 years old 🙏
@deanhenderson
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New Chapter! New Challenge! So happy to join Crystal Palace! A great club, with incredible fans! I can't wait to play at Selhurst Park and experience the amazing atmosphere! Come on you Palace ! ❤️💙 @CPFC
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@utdHarryy Jack Fawshit who tried to convince this fanbase that buying Weghorst in permanent deal is the perfect thing that can happen in this club because he's literally "Perfect" for us ( pressing is more valuable than goals according to his "tactical genius")
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@JM10ii He has the ego of Ronaldo and the ability of Agbonlahor
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Me if Selena Gomez turned up to my game
@PopCrave
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Selena Gomez in new TikTok video: “I'm single!”
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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Varane leaving United before Maguire, is going to be one of the most shameless things that this club has done during the last years. 🙃 Another day, Another reason to hate this football institution.
@raphaelvarane
Raphaël Varane
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Thank you for everything, @ManUtd ❤️
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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Kids (born during the confinement) : De Gea is the worst player Man United have had in the last ten years. Reality:
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Little reminder , we replaced De Gea for this reason but the problem still remains even after replacing him by a sweepah keepah. over time we will realize that the biggest problem wasn't the goalkeeper... it was just a story of scapegoats as usual.
@DataMB_
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No Premier League keeper has worse long pass accuracy than André Onana this season 🤕
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I also never forget that penalty save from the #1
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Martial 2015-16 used to be special 🥲
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4 min comp from 10 years of football.
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@AmorimEra_
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This is the best LB of his generation if he wasn’t injury prone.. [ @washedxr ]
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@ddegea_szn we're supposed to win the treble 😭😭😭😭 according to Top reds
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I'm sick from those prem reactionnary fans, they forgot keepers like De Gea and put their Modern gay keepah Alisson in the "Best Shootstopper OAT" conversation. 😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@umirf1
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Also, for me, Alisson is the best shot-stopper of all time.
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Blaming De Gea for Maguire's mistakes isn't a new thing for Top reds Sevilla away 2023 Tottenham 2020 Norwich 2022 and now they add this clip to hide the fact their favourite Fridge was purely dogshit lmfaooo. 😂😂😂😂😂
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David De Gea had kept a clean sheet in this game and in the 90th minute, he saved a Diego Milito penalty kick. #Football_Heritage
@brfootball
B/R Football
9 months
Inter and Atlético have only faced each other once in their storied histories: the 2010 UEFA Super Cup in which Atleti won 2-0. Those XIs though 🥺
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Warra trophy for Peppa Pig
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@ThePeakSanti
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David Raya is the first ever Spanish goalkeeper to keep five consecutive away cleen sheets in premier league history. De Gea was here for 10yrs.
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@SeazonDeano @D_DeGea @PontiacMadeDDG average Pedo Penderson stan :
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Football Heritage 📌
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@CrazyTom0712 До сих пор невероятно, до какой степени такие люди способны преследовать вас, даже по мельчайшим деталям. 💀
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@goal the debate is over, and everyone knows who is the best
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Apparently DDG was the reason of the defeat ... 😭
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
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Newcastle (4.04) 2-0 (0.41) Man Utd
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-Greenwood ACL. -Getafe's Relegation. -Tears of Lagos Twitter.
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@GetafeCF
Getafe C.F.
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📢 𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mason Greenwood nuevo futbolista azulón Welcome @masongreenwood ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #VamosGeta #GreenwoodAzulon
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@DonAetius Germany went from "Miroslav Klose" to "Kai Havertz"
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@immwk He's cooking 😭
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@UTDEmma_ -Klopp spent 85 millions on Nunez because he just scored 38G/A in 41 matches in the 2021-22 season . The difference is that our baldy manager has just spent 64 millions on a player who dropped 9 League goals this season...
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@UTD_P3ss1m1st
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One of the best players to ever play for this club during the last 15 years , Saving important games every season on a consistent basis , Pointless agendas and Revisionnism won't brainwash us.
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@reddevil2361
Red in ❤️
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@utdscope One of the worst players to ever play for this club. Costing important games every season on a consistent basis. Staying 10+ years at this club can't brainwash us.
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@UCLSpecialist BL4KEGRIFFIN the school of thought. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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Same energy.
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@GENER4L1ST
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😭😭😭
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Irony: Before July 2023 top reds saw this kind of stats as useless, and it is considered a problem. Now they are changing their attitude. I'm wondering why they have changed ? Maybe because there are no more scapegoats on the net..🙃
@centredevils
centredevils.
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🚨🚨| Andre Onana has made the MOST SAVES in the Premier League and International competitions this season (59). 🧤👏
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@OzilThings
William (fan account)
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Congratulations to Kevin Durant, who won gold tonight for the USA. 🥇🇺🇸
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