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Streams have been hit or miss. But if they happen, this is when.
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@ymmayer
I was a child with no dental care, who became a young adult with no dental care. When I finally could or had to go, the dentists shamed the heck out of me. So now I have extreme dental anxiety and hold off going even with insurance. 🫠
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@oliviabrxtn
Def worth checking out when looking at cemeteries. However, this isn't universal.
Just checked paperwork for the deeds to plots I inherited from my Dad. It states that the plots are for burial purposes only, but that the plots are deeded to " (Name) and his Heirs in perpetuity."
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@remembrancermx
I didn't even have that convo with my kid until she showed interest. I showed her how and told her it was up to her if she wanted to or not. Like it's literally just hair. She's a teen, I'm more concerned if she's showering.😭
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Oh jeeze, is Jorts gonna get a visit from OSHA about this?
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@ask_aubry
When I was 8+ months pregnant I told my husband I just wasn't up to cooking an entire dinner. He went to YouTube and learned how to cook a turkey and asked me questions. It remains my favorite Thanksgiving. Op just sucks.
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@clhubes
We have several mice and rats. They're great pets, keep a camera handy lol.
I present my goofy son Loki.
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@Jamberee13
And you know what, accident aside, sometimes you can treat yourself to ice cream for lunch. or dinner. or breakfast. 😜
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Finished up my Saint Scruffa tonight for
@scruffkit
. Thank you for sharing him with us. I hope you like it.
#CatsOfTwitter
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@ask_aubry
1) run 2)hes not allowed in the room and take him off all paperwork regarding decisions for you
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@feederofcats
"Single, decrepit, high maintenance man wants ALL your love and attention. Will be utterly devoted. No room for anyone else. I like living that spicy life. 🔥"
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Posted the piece that I loved, that had very little interaction. TBF 99% of what I post gets no traction 😅
But Saint Scruffa
@scruffkit
Was my absolute favorite had a LOT of interaction.
Made my heart full seeing the happiness it brought people. I won't ever top that.
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@EuphoriTori
Seems reasonable in regards to thinking about Big Moves in a relationship- BUT- OP isn't safe, she needs to cut her losses and run to Colorado.
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@pixposies
The men in the replies. "Get yer tubes tied. Herrr herr herr yada yada yada."
Men can ask for vasectomy, get asked "are you sure?", and have it scheduled and done.
Women get denied tubals, etc- because "future) husband might want kids." 🤔
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@VPestilenZ
@MEXICANninja001
I hear it, a billion voices as one. The cats of the world crying in agony over the soul ripping destruction of Amazon boxes.
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@RNGebhardt
@arghavan_salles
I hope you are barred from medicine. By your own admission you got fired for choosing your own "ethics" during Covid. People like you should not be nurses.
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@ADHDForReal
That there are ways to work smarter, not harder...but they are too stubborn to see. Too caught up in "doing it right."
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@ask_aubry
I've seen so many men argue that this "baton twirling" has no "real world applications" and is just "Hollywood".
Like a quick crack to the skull or two wouldn't send them scurrying.
If a man had done this with a staff, dudes would be falling all over themselves cheering him on.
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@OliveOwl6
@BrettLawrence
@jaimetweisser
@killersumobunny
You are far nicer than me. I would completely cut them off and probably lawyer up. They put their grand daughters life at risk. Selfish bastards.
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@ask_aubry
Bypass him completely. Some things are a matter of public record. Time to look him up.
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@emilykmay
My grandfather would go to work long hours at a factory. Grandma took care of the house and the 6 kids. Grandpa would still come home and pitch in on homework, housework, and cooking without my Grandmother asking. Why? Because it was his responsibility too.
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@Wanderknews
@erpprincess
@womenpostingws
It's called boundaries. If you dont respect them, you dont deserve her. Stop victim blaming. He didnt respect her, and he isnt entitled to her staying.
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@Kyatic
I had a a very small handful of female relatives get married at 16, those first babies were passed off as "early". Yeah, they weren't fooling anyone.
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@ravenscimaven
Been married 19 years, and after seeing everyone's horror stories of dating again...something happens to hubs.....just gonna be ladies to the day I die. I just can't
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@remembrancermx
IKR?
Is everyone fed?
Is the house not a disaster?
Is everyone alive and accounted for?
I'm good. 🫡
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@ask_aubry
Used to be they just locked graves to keep them from ending up in an anatomy lab ffs
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@JohnnyjBoylan01
@Simondorset1
@BBCNews
Sorry, ADHD isnt a moral failing. But then again, you're the type to just beat your kids because they dont conform, right?
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@ask_aubry
Ah, so that's why I'm so damn bloated. I've been draining my uterus wrong my whole life. 🥴
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@SemperLeger
@oshanada
This! Mine tried to deny a much needed hysterectomy just 3 days before surgery was to happen. Dr called them. I called them and filed an appeal. (I also cried like bitch on the phone.) BY the end of the same day I had my approval.
They are COUNTING on you NOT calling!!
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@ask_aubry
Nope. Because if she postpones, hell never start payments again.
Besides, he couldnt be trusted enough not to cheat to begin with.
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@ThomasJPinkCain
@_celia_bedelia_
yup. Its funny. A certain sub set demand children be born because they are "people who deserve to be born," but as soon as they are here they are "property."
I assume the overlap on that is a circle.
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@ask_aubry
Unfortunately Pine sol used to be peddled as a douche. DO NOT do it, thats how those women ended up with chemical burns.
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@JortsTheCat
St Francis eyerolled so hard at the Pope's comment he rolled over into the rubbish bin...
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@ERnurse86
He needs to cut his losses and walk away. Anyone who would do that to you, you don't need in your life.
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@feederofcats
@crits4cats
Also seen months ago.."have you tried licking her bort hole." Tbf it was from a cat account lol
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@feederofcats
Ok, hear me out. Give him a bit of a jiggle. When my son was still on formula, you could jiggle the baby and HEAR it lmao
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@rachkmc
There's a statue at Winchester Cathedral of Joan, that is in close proximity to the tomb of the Cardinal of Winchester. She's staring down one of her interrogators for eternity. Footnote my ass.
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@ravenscimaven
I am so sorry to hear this. Please take the time to take care of yourself, and spend time with your husband. Above all, never let anyone tell you that the grief you feel isn't valid. ♥️
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@WholesomeMeme
When I had my eldest and was still in the hospital trying to breastfeed her and recover from a c-section....my Dad nonchalantly cut up my dinner for me when he was visiting once. 🥹 Little acts of kindness go a long way.
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@GodsSonAtEarth
@PopBase
If you can't do your job because "religion", you shouldn't be working that job.
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@kathrynhash
@heymrsbond
@RealBigBadBryce
Yeah. I repeatedly told the school to contact my husband first if Kiddo needed picked up from school. I don't drive, and even if I did we didn't have a second vehicle. They would still call me first. 🤬
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@nienna121
I feel for you. When my eldest was a tot, she brought a whole jar of honey to the livingroom. When I found her, she said " I'm cookin". The toy pot she was using was a toy strainer. It was all over the couch, the floor, her... 😭😭😭😭😭
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@symfloraphilia
I grew up around cows, and hell still have family who are dairy farmers. Holy hell I have never seen a cow look that thin. Theres no way it should even be bred or milked. It needs vet care and FED.
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@MIA_on_line
@dieworkwear
They do not mess around...this was their exit ceremony(?) attire at the Paris Olympics.
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@shesbonky
I wanted a hysterectomy after my second (surprise!) baby at 40. They couldn't for reasons. I did get the Tubal done. The Doc acted like he was gonna him haw about it and asked what my husband would want. "I don't care wtf he wants. I'm not doing this again at 50."
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@rebelyell311
@ponygirl923
That's... exactly how it works?I don't know what you're going for but you literally just repeated the same idea? That women know what they want or don't want?
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@hamishsteele
I'm sorry this happened to you. I know from experience that losing a close longtime friendship can bring about an amount of grief akin to mourning a death of sorts. Make sure you give yourself plenty of love and care. ❤
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@ask_aubry
In nature, poisonous creatures will often develop bright colors to warn predators they are over their shit. Fuck around and find out.
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@ADHDForReal
As a kid- I copied all the entries for sea life from a wildlife encyclopedia to make my own encyclopedia of *just* sea animals.
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@oliviabrxtn
IKR? Like they just open it up and take you out entirely OR just brush you to the side. Eternity with unwanted roommates! 😭😭
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@AbortionChat
I bet she believes those teeny tiny fake plastic babies the prolife crowd use are EXACTLY what its like the entire time.
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@ZirconsForever
This is absolutely cute. 🤭 lol As an undergrad, my professor mentioned a random dream about giraffes. Two days later, we had bought every giraffe item out of the local thrift shops and filled his office.
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@Daramgaria
I mean Cis women take estrogen for peri/menopause...but like bodybuilding? da fuq? *Snort*
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@uniquefurnish
@smoke_nd_pearlz
They're not going to waste a transplant on someone who won't do the bare minimum to take care of it.
Heartless is receiving an organ and doing jack shit to take care of it.
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@BlueHeronFarmTX
I used to work at a pet store years ago that had a huge Sulcata Tortoise. He was well known for his escapes and adventures 🤣
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@venuslovesrats
It's being played backwards. The hamster on the wheel is running backwards. 😅
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@ask_aubry
Life after baby is fucking hard. They are both unhappy. It's pretty obvious they need to sit down, communicate, and tackle their problems. If at that point they can't come to an agreement, then it might be best to separate.
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@emilykmay
I'm currently a SAHM. It's not my sole purpose for existing. I'm also a whole human being with a life outside that role.
I can't imagine working hard for your degree, to then be subjected to this condescending speech on the day you receive it.
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@GWENMA
@SpicyDad94
@emmaloffhagen
@megomerrett
I'm in Ohio, and I've heard it rhyme with itch and hashish. 😭
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@WadiRum9
@milouness
As a Girl Scout Mom, get stuffed. Our Scouts do much of the same things as the local Boy Scouts. Actually they've done MORE for the community than our local Boy Scout troops.
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@ask_aubry
This one is just kinda sad. He needs to get into therapy and ditch this so called "friend group". Hopefully with some self care and healing he can find people he vibes with.
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@DanaMaiden
@IsabellaMDeLuca
Bleached hair, makeup, fake tan, dress is store bought, nails done, not a single thing on that picnic is homemade. Which is absolutely fine! But it's not "Trad", its "Tik-tok".
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@happy_donut2020
@majiksphere
@heyyitsjanea
@free__shrugs
Arizona melts trash cans, so maybe half a summer. Lol
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@rach262003
@Kimm0715
@troyster63
@24
Nope. Set boundaries, enforce boundaries. If he can't abide by it, he needs to move out. ASAP. You deserve to be safe in your own home.
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@revesnee
@MikeStetsonSr
@evefingdonnelly
This ranks with licking batteries and touching the electrified cow fence with stuff. I've done both. Hi friend
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@weirdlilguys
This is why I use 35 + gallon totes with a notch cut out the side. Let me see my cats get their ass over that 😂
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@WholesomeMeme
Reminds me of when we would earn book it coupons for personal pan pizzas. Our teacher would host a class pizza party at Pizza Hut so we all had a chance to redeem them, and her fiancé and her would buy pitchers of soda for the class. 🥹🫡
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@emilykmay
My maternal grandparents house was like that. Family stayed and went as circumstances dictated. At least two Uncles never moved out, they took care of Grandma and the house when Grandpa passed.
Dads family would kick your ass out and leave you homeless.
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@ask_aubry
Many years ago my Husband and I were out walking the dog after dark. He accidentally stepped on a small frog that he hadn't seen. He was absolutely GUTTED.
Not once did I think any less of him. In that moment I comforted him.
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@mychal3ts
@arthurpbs
@PBSKIDS
@PBS
AND some libraries (like mine) have book sales. Books taken out of circulation, and used books donated by the community are gathered up for a week long event.
Proceeds help support the library, and one can get new to you books inexpensively.
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@shesbonky
@Hibblebee
yerp. And they used to give out little pamphlets with instructions. And women would end up with fucking chemical burns. 🤬
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@C_M_B_B_
@FinalGirlGia
@nunya_pat
@DrProudman
Take two seconds and read the stories women post.
But I'm guessing you are just like the men who do this dhit...
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