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This is the fit of a man who paid the bill for the festivities🤞🏾
This mf turned up to his wife’s 30th birthday in a trackie 😭😭
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People actually don’t understand how expensive it is to furnish an apartment and it’s strange.
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Rich aunty look killing the youth. Shawty out here at games night in a blazer smh
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We can’t do this because they’ll steal our phones and jump into a moving polo ☹️
Normalise sitting outside the café all day and not really doing anything
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KZN police over the last 18 months
BREAKING NEWS | Four suspects have been shot dead in Harding by KZN police teams.
The group had allegedly just robbed a businessman after he visited a bank.
Members of the DPCI provincial tracking team, DPCI anti-gang unit, PMB K9, provincial TRT and Magma Security and
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Chasing the Sun’s first 15 mins of episode 1 in 2027😭
Incredible footage of 13-year-old Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu addressing his team and coaches at the Bishops U13 end of season braai in 2015 🗣️
(via
@thehonestnick
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Okes had Palestine flags all over their IG stories but when they got to the ballot they felt different about the DA
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Drake’s so generous giving his fans 2 projects at once 🙏🏾 your lazy faves give you 7 tracks and expect you to be grateful
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If South Africans could, they would groove at Exclusive Books ☝🏾
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Wives asking their husbands to give up hubbly bubbly, Rockets and Cubana
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A V-Class transporting a family. The South Africa I dream of 🇿🇦
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Are Bafana Bafana taking notes. No they’re not , they’ve just ordered their 3rd Hennessy VSOP at Monarch 😌💔
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This guy is a psychopath 💀 when he speaks in 3rd person you can see he is fully detaching himself from the situation
Not Derrick Jaxn reacting to his own cheating confession video, making fun of his wife again, and speaking in third person 🤡🤡🤡
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When I saw Jada with her legs crossed In that chair I knew Will had been living in hell
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Not you guys offering basic governance 💀
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Why didn’t you guys tell me Prince Kaybee’s music slaps this hard 😭
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Skin > Skyn
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In terms of SA lockdown grooves, below is my ranking.
1. Sucasa (Corlett Drive)
2. 24 Central
3. Blondies to Alpaca combo
4. Third Place / Carfax
5. Megalo
The detailed thread will cover my reasoning behind my ranking.
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There are people in SA without running water and electricity in sci fi 2020 because of looters and you feel sorry for them because they’re having Porsches seized ???!
Do you think they considered the dignity of the people they stole from at the time?
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Allah shone his light and I passed CFA 🙏🏾😅 I can sleep in peace now lol
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One of the most unemployed tweets I’ve seen in a while
one thing about me, I’m talking to like 8 guys 😂💀
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I haven’t seen any of the IG forex traders try explain the Rand manipulation. Oh wait they can’t because they aren’t actually traders. They steal money from
pensioners as their day to day
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Shisha in the house tells me all I need to know about this couple ☝🏾
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We need to apologize to Vusi okes
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I wouldn’t even tell a cartel that’s torturing me this information 🙂
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If you want anything to get done in SA just ask young people
#COVID19SA
Health Minister Dr Joe Phaahla says 526 000 people between 18 and 34-years-old have so far registered on the EVDS. KB
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Oh man after the rollercoaster year I’ve had Allah finally shone his light on me and I got the Job I wanted 😭😭😭We off ✈️
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These protests will serve as a good reminder that South Africans are poor and that Twitter is not real life☝🏾
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Overcast with a slight breeze. No need for a jacket though, Streets will keep you warm
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Post Malone was really in his bag when he made I Fall Apart 😭 what a performance
#castlelightunlocks
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Sometimes you just have to stay home and let people wash their money in peace 🤟🏾
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🐐🐐🐐
When the greatness meet up 😍❤. You just made my year for showing up to watch me race. This is too much
#striveforgreatness
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That’s an expensive exercise, nothing small here 🤲🏾
Small win, but I’ve finally managed to fully furnish my apartment 🥺
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You got time to tweet but you’re hurt in hospital ???
Glad I’m ok. Very disappointed with being taken out like this. The penalty given does not help us and doesn’t do justice to the dangerous move Lewis made on track. Watching the celebrations while still in hospital is disrespectful and unsportsmanlike behavior but we move on
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Imagine if a gent went on a date and started dropping threads mid date on how the girl is too fat or something. This app would break ☝🏾
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This clip is littered with nasty behavior:
1. The constant booty angles
2. The property investor claims ( this person is likely to tell you to blindly buy property in a rising interest rate environment)
3. Don’t get me started on that manufactured twang 😷
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My son does this on a Sunday I’m quitting my job and getting my agent license ☝🏾
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UCT has put so many people through the most... Fuck that celebrate your success guys 🎉🎉✊🏾
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Why can’t Okes that do forex do it alone. Why do you need me ???!
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This my G
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When you heard the piano keys at the start of Shine Jesus Shine
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I really don’t understand the concept of these Valentine’s Day shoots. Is it not a day to spend with your significant other. Are you supposed to go “babe did you see how great Mihlali looked in her shoot” to your hun 💀
A look inside Mihlali Ndamase's Valentine's Day photoshoot.
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The colored community 🤝 keeping the lights on in Chris Browns household
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Come on gents, you shut down the N3 💀
What has our industry done to receive such vile treatment,we need your intervention Mr President
@PresidencyZA
@CyrilRamaphosa
#VulaPresident
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All you ever need in SA is desire and you can achieve anything 🤞🏾
Court hears Bushiri has diplomatic passport but isn’t a diplomat
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Smh the baddies are ordering an Uber to a next location if you put this man on the aux 😭
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Tony has lived such a seemingly unproblematic life. Elite skate boarder, introduced the sports to millions of kids of color and seems like a genuinely nice gent ☝🏾
Tony Hawk landing at 900 at 48 years old is probably cooler than him doing it for the first time.
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Ashley Martelle really had me in a chokehold every Wednesday in 2015 😭😭❤️ I miss Tazs Angels man , that was real content
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I don’t care whether the CEO of Eskom is black, white, Indian or colored. Can we just get to use the electricity we pay for ???
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“Stay out of women’s business” are words to live by on this app☝🏾
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Don’t think I’ll ever forgive you guys for letting AKA roam the country with a WWE championship belt 😕
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Guess I’m watching idols tomorrow 👨🏾💻
Guess who's going to be the guest performer on idols this Sunday 😊👇🏽
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Sonny Bill is Rugby Heritage for 90s kids ❤️😭
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His legacy lives on
Y’all are 37.
If you’ve never experienced ballers flying you out the country and splurging on you in your early 20s, it’s not gonna happen.
Clock in. Go to work. Split the bills with Earnest the Electrician. He likes you.
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They were hiding nakes around the crib throughout the night and once everyone passed out they collected and dipped 😭 this was an episode of Money Heist
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Guys if you can ( and I know it’s a big IF based on luck and former Mkhonto Wesizwe membership) have parents in the ANC 🤞🏾
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1. Sucasa Corlett Dr
Really streets ahead of any groove on the list.
✅ Could get number 1 spot based purely on its Baddie per square metre stats.
✅Complimentary hubbly + reasonable pricing
✅ always ran out of glasses but the staff found alternatives in paper cups
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Busy renaming things when you should focus on delivering basic services like water and electricity 🙃
[WATCH] My name is Fikile Mbalula, the Secretary General of the ANC. I have signed a petition in support of the renaming of Sandton Drive to Leila Khaled Drive. We implore residents of The City of Johannesburg to sign the petition and support the renaming
#LeilaKhaledDrive
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Going out in CPT is genuinely an away game. It’s Super Eagle territory everywhere 😭💀
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Tamn, hate it had to be the Milkman 💔☹️ we mourn a fallen soldier today
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Going from Philisiwe to Lee is an insane transition in your name 😭💀 up there with someone named Karabo being called Crabs 🦀
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Football Twitter returning, we don’t need to talk about current affairs and all that other stuff anymore 😭😭😭
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A failed Onlyfans is worse than an active account in my eyes. Might as well have a criminal record while you’re at it
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Respect KDB. He’s lit the league up since day one and delivered cables to every big team.
There are goons like Scholes who’s claim to fame is hitting a tree at training uno
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I like owning a cellphone. So no thank you
Melville has been named one of the world’s coolest neighbourhoods.
Gauteng tourism is encouraging enthusiast to visit the Suburb for an experience in the area.
#GPLifestyle
#BackToMelville
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“Babe please buy a 2L of coke on your way back home, I know you struggle with this stuff so I’ll send you a picture of what it looks like” 💔😕
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@MajavuThabiso
Nomzamo Mbatha said none of the white people in the class knew who she was during a tut ice breaker 🤣
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When talk about twangs this is what I want to hear. Not that laboratory one from Johannesburg smh 🤦🏾♂️
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Dricus vs Izzy.
South Africa 🇿🇦 vs Nigeria 🇳🇬
Winner keeps Sandton
Afterparty at Montana 🍾
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Dean Furman gets a lot of hate from you gents but this man is playing from what I’ve seen
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