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@Thulani_Dlamini
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So, I’m reading South Africa’s application to the ICJ and a line that’s struck me is “Gaza is now a different colour from space. It’s a different texture”. That’s absolutely horrific.
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Hey, if you were in Matric in 2020 and your surname is Dlamini, I hope you know my grandfather is proud of you.
He’s currently looking through the newspaper and celebrating every single Dlamini he finds 💀💀💀
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My grandfather’s always been massively interested in anything I write (he’s the one who bullied me into getting things published in the DM). When he heard that we had a research essay in final year, he insisted on reading it. I had it printed and bound for him 😄
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One day, I wanna be at a funeral where two people start different songs and neither backs down.
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RIP Robert Kardashian. You would have loved Kokoleo_zn
Kris Jenner: I 'never paid a bill' while married to Robert Kardashian
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I can’t explain how happy I am for Cheslin. Seeing him break down after his yellow and probably thinking that he had cost us the game was heartbreaking. Did you okes see how he fell to the floor after Siya ran to him and hugged him? No man, these put their entire beings into it😭
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Trying to console someone without sounding cliché is an unbelievably difficult thing to do...
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Spending R14k on a car whilst netting R22k would keep me up at night…
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Umoya Oyingcwele...
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Would it be weird to place an order on UberEATS from inside McDonald’s and then ask the delivery driver for a lift to my place?
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Let’s agree to not have kids until we’ve figured out how to be decent people...
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The “I made it, despite the background I come from. Why can’t you?” way of thinking is kinda dangerous and it’s everywhere…
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Why do you hate Zozi?
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This has been a 5-day work week and you can’t convince me otherwise…
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Grief is weird, okes. You’re always two or three thoughts away from being an absolute mess. Yoh ha.a
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I hope we leave Wakanda in 2018...
Serena Williams' 'Wakanda' catsuit has officially been approved by the Women’s Tennis Association.
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Angie’s crimes are many…
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Still think this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen on here 😭😭😭
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Broke boi...
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At an event where Nadia is present? Those kids knew what they were signing up for 🤷🏾♂️
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Blood is sold by the SANBS to hospitals, public and private, in order to cover the costs of equipment, testing, storage, transport, and to pay staff. They don’t receive a state subsidy.
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Correct. I’d be further 😕
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What do you consider evidence that the USA isn’t a real place?
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Imagine you’d picked today to burn your restaurant only to discover that everyone else had the same idea 😩
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There you go making it about you again. “My” 😩
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Cape Town is really mooi van ver. What an ugly place. It’s like where humanity goes to die 😕
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Tomorrow’s 8 years since Mandela’s passing there’s no Lewis that’s going to lose a race…
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Hey South Africans, recognise the vehicle in the video?
Palestinians have thrown rocks at Israeli forces in the occupied West Bank, as fighting escalates in the region.
Read more about the Israel-Gaza conflict:
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Zuma: I am prepared to be the first prisoner of the Constitutional Court.
ConCourt: Okay, go to jail then.
Zuma:
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UCT is doing the Mr Krabs 😂😂😂
South Africa: Universities gear up to save the academic year By Sandisiwe Shoba
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December 2019 - The coal is wet
July 2021 - The wind is blowing
#EskomEasternCape
#MediaStatement
UPDATE: Strong winds interrupt electricity supply in certain parts of the Eastern Cape
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If you watch Amanda’s video in its entirety, you may pick up just how often she speaks about her name being tarnished by Jub Jub on that podcast. It’s really harrowing that people can be put through what she was, and then still be the ones to suffer reputational damage.
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Anyway, I just checked my marks and we are graduating comrades ✊🏾🔥👨🏾🎓
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De Klerk decided to dismantle apartheid in the same way I decided to start school in Grade 1.
There was no real alternative 😂
"De Klerk decided to dismantle apartheid. If he hadn't, the ANC would still be bogged down in the mess of its so-called Liberation camps and in-fighting."
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It’s not funny when you do it.
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...over the shortage of protective gear”
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In other news: I am a graduand and I made it onto the Dean’s Merit List 😭😭😭
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The most annoying thing about Main Road in Rondebosch is that you always bump into people you know...
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Niggas: okay, but how bad can a heart attack really be?
Doctors Confirm Period Cramps Are as Painful as a Heart Attack (and No Woman on Earth Is Surprised)
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I would have been deeeeep within the motivational speaker bag if this had happened to me.
Getting Shot In Front Of My House In 2017 With 10 Bullets Made Me Realise No Man Is Immortal
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Hello
@DrZweliMkhize
,
@CyrilRamaphosa
and
@HealthZA
. It would appear that the owner of this account is misleading people and acting as though a vaccine has been made available to people who aren’t health workers. What are the steps to take in order to report false information?
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In this briefing, a journalist referred to people who aren’t infected with the virus as “clean”. Zweli Mkhize immediately interjected and asked, quite forcefully, “clean?”.
That was good. Language around disease is important and it’s often through language that stigma is carried
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American advertising laws >
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What’s the one tweet you always go back to when you need a chuckle?
Mine is “I’ve also got my ears. Does that make me my son?” 😭😭😭
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I’d also be shocked if I were fired for incompetence and criminal allegations even though my party usually condones both ☹️
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The story of District Six is really sore and what’s so sad is that, like with other issues of land restitution around the country, many people have died waiting to return to where they once called home.
Oldest living District Six land claimant turns 100, last wish is to die there
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Pornhub really ruined a perfectly good combination of colours...
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Today kinda marks the start of my last year as a student. Let’s go 🤓🙏🏾
Year 6/6
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It’s the fact that they don’t have electric kettles for me...
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“Health workers will be prioritised in the rollout of the vaccines”
Me:
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The plan was to get people jabbed to stop variants from popping up in the first place 😭
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Think harder 🙏🏾
I’m starting to think that Jacob Zuma would have handled this crisis better than Cyril Ramaphosa. Non-performing ministers like Angie Motshekga would be gone at the stroke of midnight. Joined by ministers who think that the death of people’s wives is a joke.
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They blamed him for poor results and then he left. And then they blame him for poor results two years later…because he left? Amazing.
Steenhuisen hints at Maimane’s exit hurting the DA at the polls - The DA leader apportioned some of the blame for the DA’s decline on his predecessor Mmusi Maimane “walking off the job”
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I get annoyed when Ayanda refers to herself as “madame”.
There’s only one Madame 🙄
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Lol, I get what Anele is saying and I agree with it to some extent. However, if you’ve gone and positioned yourself as an advocate for a group of people, and have materially benefitted from your association with that group, you may be morally obligated to use your platform 🤷🏾♂️
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Failing Grade 11 might be one of the best Twitter inside jokes 😂
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Which South Africa?
Sanitary pads are now free in South Africa. Over to you Nigeria 🙏🙏
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Sorry, I’m slightly confused. We all saw the video of that guy breaking through the door, no?
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This is why I don’t let anyone date me. Can’t be giving other children stress...
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“Which one?”
“Both of them.”
That’s nuts, okes.
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There aren’t even escalators there. You’re asking for a lot...
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“a devoted cousin to her husband” has beeeen finishing me today 😭
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Do polygamists only wear one ring? I’d be out here like Shabba Ranks 🤷🏾♂️
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Do you ever sit and think about how much planning went into colonialism and apartheid and get shook by how evil people can be?
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Nothing good ever comes from white people saying “blacks”. Nothing...
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Constitutional Law lecturers drafting their exam questions on whether the Lockdown Regulations will pass a Section 36 test:
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You really could have thanked them individually. There aren’t that many...
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They were checking if the statue was cake 😔
A damaged bust of Cecil John Rhodes, a controversial figure in the history of South Africa, is seen after the statue had been vandalised and had the head removed in Cape Town, South Africa -
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If the numbers are high enough, you could probably get some things off your chest without them noticing 🙏🏾
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